I Became A Hacker

What's good, chat? I ain't even late. One day, how we doing, ladies and gentlemen?

I'm back. >> Oh, Lord. GG.

Hey. GG. Chad, is the mic too low?

WHAT KIND OF SETTINGS YOU GOT in this thing? Adam. Yo, Adam, there ain't no butt cheeks in there in here, is there?

I remember in your first game I played it like two years ago. There was some crazy stuff in there. Don't play with me.

Hey, don't play with me, brother. Lol. No, nothing bad like that in this one.

DON'T LIE TO ME, ADAM. Welcome to the game three demo. Is there anything confusing that's going to confuse me, Adam?

By the way, you are a rogue hacker bored with life, sick of your family and ready to start new. Your 9 to5 won't cut it for that dream, but you heard about some sort of game on the darknet. There's uncensored cheeks in this game.

What? Wait, Adam, there's actually going to be stuff confusing me here. Am I going to rage quit?

Adam, be honest. You don't think so? Talking to the dev.

Y'all know how we do. Yes, there's nudity. Why is it majestic?

Hey, WHY IS IT MAJESTIC? SEE, I'd wear a ro Never mind. No, for real.

See, I'd wear this robe around Chris and every time I try to run away, he'd grab me by the tassels of it and just pull me back like a dog on everything I love. on everything I love. My bad though.

For real. My fault. My fault.

For real. That's Chris Redfield though. It is what it is.

Oh lord. That sensitivity is insane. Let's turn that down a little bit.

Still too high. Lord. Adam, what's up with this sensitivity?

So, if you're like a queso gamer, your prime sensitivity for this game would be three. I fixed this. Oh, this looks clean.

I'm not going to lie. This looks clean for real. We're in a basement.

I guess this is our hacking room. GG resolution. This This monitor only goes up to 1080p.

Reddit mod setup. True. Hold on.

Would you like to play the tutorial? I mean, buddy, there would be nothing that I would enjoy more than a tutorial for this right here. The mic is low, bro.

Dude, is the mic low? I'm about to find out for myself, man. Like, is the mic low?

>> I'm about to find out for myself, man. >> It's literally perfect. Like, why we got people in here talking about the mic low?

It's perfect. I just heard it. Like what are y'all doing, man?

It's actually too low. I'm putting it here. Wait.

No. Is this good? Is this good for the mic?

Yes, thank you tutorial. Thank you, Adam, for putting a tutorial in this. If you're running this, then you're about to partake in a run of the game.

We wish you luck in this venture. And this program will break down some of the basics you need to know in order to win the game. I will not be winning, but I will try.

the core of the game because there's quotations around it. Take the apron off. No.

Should I keep it on? Y'all like the apron? No, I'm keeping the apron on.

Who ra? Yo, Gabby, appreciate that raid. Gabby WG Gabby for the raid.

I appreciate you. Keep it on. Uh, the core of the game chatter, you type one if you're paying attention.

The core of the game takes place inside of an browser, a special unique browser that will connect you to the darknet. The what? You will use this application to browse hidden darknet websites.

Uh, Adam, I thought you said the darknet is not like the clear net in which you can just simply search for websites via a search engine. You will need to get access to a darknet wiki page which will have links to other hidden darknet websites. GG.

This is my last stream. Another thing worth mentioning is that darknet sights might not always be up. So, if a site is down, be sure to check it again in a few minutes.

They like to work in the shadows, and sometimes they're only open during certain periods of the hour. Example, hash hash brown. Hold on.

I like me a hash brown bowl. Once you have obtained a darknet wiki, you will need to start your search for hidden hashes to complete your goal of the game. Sadly, these hidden hashes are not that easy to find.

They are to they are spread out and have multiple ways they can be hidden. Pro tip, if you would like to copy and paste text, control CtrlV. Thank you.

What is this, Adam? What is this? Wait, Adam, for real.

No joke. The first way that they can be hidden is in simple plain sight. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled to see if you can find the key on the pages.

So, if we see something like that, that's how you know we need to copy and paste that somewhere. We're about to be on the dark web. Chat lock in.

The next and more sneaky way that these keys can be hidden that they will be triggered by clicking on an element inside of the page. Y'all, this is creeping me out. This could be anything.

Anything from a word in a sentence, an image somewhere on the void of the page. Lord, that's me in the photo. GG, BRO.

GOT DOXED. Once you have triggered the hidden key element, it will spawn the key either by showing up in plain view as the previous my heart skipped beat. I'm good.

Oh, that scared me back. You hear how solid that is? straight solid.

Um, plain view as the previous slide described or by spawning a text file on your desktop. So, be sure to check both. Yo, Pacer with the five.

Thank you. Oh my goodness, Adam, you're actually doxing me, dude. The final way that they can be hidden is in the source code of a web page.

So, be sure to view the pages source code and inspect carefully. We're actually hacking for real. Steakhouse with the five.

Queso's clown girl with 2,000 bits said, "Shout out big boy Devon. " What's good, big boy Devon? Throughout your run of the game, you will need to communicate with other agents and the game master.

This is done by the Crypt Chat application. Here you will send messages, files, and doscoin. To send a file to an agent, you will simply drag and drop the file into the Crypt Chat program with the agent requesting the file selected.

Yeah, this this is GG's. Adam, you know I ain't smart enough for this, big dog. The SEC cam application is used to browse and monitor the cameras you have installed on your property.

You never know when this might come in handy. Oh my goodness, we're dead. The police going to come get us.

Dark drop, a storefront that will allow you to purchase upgrades to help complete your goal of the game. Yeah, this this this bad right here. This bad.

What did I just see in the chat? Did you know wombats poop in cube shapes? I did not know that and I could have went the rest of my life not knowing it, but thank you.

I guess the shadow fetch application is the latest addition to [ __ ] It allow kitty kitty kitty tweaking it. It allows you to to securely download files from the darknet. I don't think there's no such thing as securely downloading a file from the darknet.

Not gonna lie. You must provide this application uh this application a fetch URL. It will analyze the URL and let you know the file name and cost associated.

A fetch URL begins with the file sl Yeah, Adam. GG, bud. I'm about to rage quit.

ADAM, YOU KNOW I AIN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR ALL THIS, BIG DOG. KITTY, WAIT. I think Kitty's coming up here.

Hold up. Quit kitty is twink. in here, kid.

She She still ain't used to the new place yet. Or not the new place, but the kid chat. Should I go get her?

She hiding somewhere cuz she ain't used to it. Give me a second. Hold on a sec.

acquired. Jack has what is that key? Hold up, Kitty.

Kitty. Kitty. You can tell she she's still getting used to the place.

She is not used to it in here yet. Kitty. She good though.

Hey, she good, Chad. That's the thing about bringing a cat to a new place. It's going to take a minute to get used to it.

Dude, my my apron falling off. Anyway, I'm back. My bad.

My bad. Uh, our system has detected that you have a crypto miner light. No, I don't.

No, I don't. No, I don't. Installed on your property.

This is a great way to generate passive DOSS coin, but remember, they tend to go down from time to time. Be sure to keep an eye on the icon in the bottom right. Go and manually reset it when I need to.

All right, Chad. What's the odds I rage quit this in about 10 minutes? Because I don't know what's going on, man.

My apron done, bro. My apron, man. My apron, man.

Hold on. Oh yeah, we back. Oh, this kind of kitty kitty could do kitty witty w kitty for real.

Anyway, sorry for the interruptions. This concludes the tutorial. Click the red X at the top right to begin.

Hello, welcome to the game. My name is Ronald and I'm the game master for tonight. Oh no, it's too hot in here for this.

You got me messed up. I fear. Kitty.

Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.

Tripping. Oh my goodness. Kitty.

Anyway. Oh, hello. Welcome to the game.

My name is Ronald. Ronald. Uh, I'm the game master for tonight's trial run.

I'm messaging you because you seek interest in becoming a player for our main game. Wait, you say your name is Ronald? Lol.

Oh, Lord, you talking bad to me. Okay. Yeah.

Um, kidnapper PDF. Okay. Oh, Lord.

Adam. Adam. Adam.

There's no shot, bro. Check cams. That's all I know.

GG. Oh, GG. Wait, there's only like three two cams.

We good. That's not a big deal. Okay.

Uh, dark drop. This is Yo, Adam, you actually have to be a hacker to play this. I believe in you.

Hey, hey, hey, G. Okay, I gotta Okay, I got to get a key. I know what I got to do.

I got to get a key. We're about to get on the dark web, chat. Y'all ready?

I'm getting on the dark web. Anonymous node network browser. Adree experience.

Adam, Adam, is this actually a darknet browser? How was I able to just pull up my stream in this Adam, for real. What is this?

>> Adam, for real. What is this, >> dude? What?

>> Dude, what? I do not feel comfortable. Adam, you can pull up MY STREAM ON THE DARKNET.

Got Ronald's message decryption services are open. Please post the full key with its index and hash. I'm never going to find one.

WHAT WEBSITE I need to go to? Oh lord. Johan Banan with the five.

Thank you. Wait, hold up. Appreciate you.

Hand banana. Wait. I know a web page that a decryption key would be on.

There's a Harbor Freight store in your neighborhood. And the thing about neighborhoods, they're not made of places. Where's Jill?

>> She's really lonely and out walking the corn field again. >> Do you think they will ever find his true love? >> Not hanging out with us all day.

>> We used to be lonely >> until we >> I don't see no I DON'T SEE NO CODE. >> FARMERSONLY. COM is the new online deal for farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks.

You don't have to be lonely. >> City folks just don't care. >> There wasn't one there.

>> Patrick, he watches you but shall not face who? Let me check. Cams.

Was that white van there before? Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. G.

INCOMING HACK DETECTED. WHAT? ADAM, WAS MY IP ON THE SCREEN?

DID YOU PUT MY IP ON THE SCREEN, ADAM? ADAM, YOU KNOW VERY WELL I'M not smart enough. to play this game.

Scrutinized ripoff. It's the same dev. We'll try this one more time.

Adam. Adam, I think you doxed me. Chad, you think Adam do me?

I think bro did for real. Somewhere on that screen would do this shirt hard. By the way, somewhere on that screen with all them numbers and letters that popped up, somewhere on that screen, my IP was there.

I just know it. It's all right. I got it this time.

Chad, do you believe? Don't bother. I'm dead.

Don't need it. I already did the tutorial. Thank you.

Okay. Um, instructions. Simulate a test hack by clicking the button at the bottom.

GG. I'm about to hack something. Okay, got it.

Got it. Objective cams. Where's Tanner?

Adam, didn't you put Tanner in a thong in this game when it fully releases okay? He actually did. No joke.

I'm pretty sure Adam put a skin in this game of Tanner and a thong. No joke. Um, what pain?

Oh, notes. Got it. Treasure train.

Click the home button. Oh, we got some Bitcoin. Backdoor hacks network status.

Adam. Adam. Yo, Sagi with the five.

Seven with the 25 W. Seven with the 25. Thank you, CHAT.

WE GONNA DIE. WALL OF DECODER. I can do this.

Test hack. Turn with the five and Julie's with the five. Get the wiki link from Ronald.

It's in one of the messages. Momo from Twice with the 50 gifted W. Momo from Twice with the 50 gifted Ronald.

Link link link link link link link. What just happened C. Since this is an actual browser, my actual browsers have been doxing me putting my IP on the screen unironically.

Let me make sure before I do this. GG chat. We're on the dark.

We're on the dark web. Hey G to the G. Codeex of silence, bound in dust and sealed in silence.

They spoke in ash and carved in bone. Oh. Oh lord.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hitman for higher sight. Adam, you got me on the dark web for real. No.

So, what the [ __ ] Oh. One more try. One more try.

Adam, you gonna have to make a noob version of this. You know I'm a simpleton. You have to be quick in this game.

Oh, for real? DUH. I WAS TRYING TO I got this.

I GOT THIS. He go GIVE ME THE LINK. I'MMA GO TO THE LINK.

Right here. Right here. Boom.

I keep trying to right click and copy it. No. No.

No. What have you done? Ctrl C.

Where my link go? Hey, where my link? Control C.

Yep. Control V. Okay.

Someone has said they were going to bed. We need to find them and ban them. True.

True. Actually, bathroom cams. Cam site for cams in public restrooms.

What lost takes the mind cannot unsee the scene. Okay. NOTHING ON CAMS.

WE GOOD. That white van ain't out there now. Did I just see something?

Pretty with the fire. Are we good? Family reunion 1993.

Chat, was you alive in 1993? We're looking for a code to decrypt. Page two.

I hear somebody breathing. Dude, I just heard somebody breathing on everything I love. I did No, we good.

Chill. We good. Chill.

Chill. Chat. Relax.

Let me check them cams. I was born in 2008. What are you, five?

Lord have mercy. We're cooked. Lord have mercy.

We're cooked. Adam, I don't see a decryption on this website. Inspect the elements.

How do you inspect an element, Lord? F12. My keyboard don't have a F12 key.

What? Ronald messaged me and told me you're looking to to a decrypt a key. Send me the key index and the hash.

I got you right here, big dog. This is unusable. Take them.

I just heard something actually. I just actually heard a noise. There's somebody in my house.

got a virus. No. NO, I LOST MY BITCOIN.

WAIT, we're still live, bro. Somebody's in a crib for real. What you looking at?

That's what I thought. Somebody tell me how to inspect an element right now. No.

Right click and makes you get up off the PC. That was my IP I think actually. Oh no.

Was that actually Hold on. Wait. No.

No. No. No.

No. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay, never mind.

That was part of the game. Oh my goodness. That's actually what's been popping up when I uh Is somebody in my house?

No, we're good. Where's the cooking stream? The first WHOLE TWO HOURS OF THE STREAM was Yo, I'M TAKING THIS AS A DUB.

THIS IS THE longest we've survived. YO yo yo yo. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT, DUDE?

BRO, what was that timing? W game. No, Adam.

I'm just stupid.