what family secret was finally spilled in your family my grandma didn't drive I thought she couldn't but it was just never discussed one day when I was maybe Seven 8 years old I'd been trying to get someone anyone to drive me to the store for candy we were visiting my aunt and uncle grandma lived with them they had bid honey at the local store which I could no longer get at home but no one would take me to the store finally I said I'd just ask Grandma and my cousin chimed in with grandma can't drive
oh you bet your sweet ass I can drive they just don't let me Grandma had overheard and she was in high dudgeon but that's all that was said about it and my aunt finally took me to the store so I forgot about it years later when I just gotten my license I asked my mom what was up with Grandma not driving she explained that during prohibition Grandma bootlegged alcohol for moonshiners she was very successful at it she was so successful that when the Moonshiners were finally busted even though the revenuers never caught my grandma her
license was suspended by the state to never be reissued later in life she was told she could petition for it back but it came with an admission of guilt or some such she told them to go to hell
