[Music] [Applause] so it's hard for them to get me to do things cuz I'm like oh god come on you're flexible I can tell I have a trained eye it's part of my essential creepiness I can tell if you're flexible when went a little too far I went a little too far sorry no I know you're right [Applause] [Music] let me ask you this because we do kind of we have a kind of therapy session when you come to visit yes hi I'm doing my therapist hands no see you're gripping the chair you already change
I'm not handsome alright ready okay what a week we talked about flexibility yeah yeah now how are you flexible and flexible emotionally are you able to band with the with the the the trials and the concerns of a relationship or are you dogmatic and and pushy scared ufa they're not they give you a list of colors for mine you do you not know about I really didn't know about this I just wanted you to explain the meaning behind this well well you know this is a list of different colors for the mugs for the guests
on the show please don't applaud because you feel awkward oh well I mean did you make a choice no because I thought it was so preposterous preposterous okay how dare you come here with your Downton Abbey words and say things and preposterous you rapscallion Jeff did you hear this say the very nerve of you young lady that you would say preposterous to us why I've never been so confront abundant a skeleton stay out of it no I say you're lucky that I can't walk around come over there and slap you on your behind I say
yes I think you probably enjoy [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] back there good okay hey weren't the first couple of nights I was like I'm not so sure but no they've changed their outfits and they look great Johnny done loving it all yeah it's the perfect mood you look great too oh thank you no I thank you oh well oh thank you no thank you Oh get your legs went like that there's some Oh Oh No yeah that's right I know we had to put a yeah makeup extra high look if there's a big slim makeup
on your legs every morning yeah the girls like before you guys ready you can see me and I turned my legs on yet yeah no no no only for a special occasion you can take that wave yeah I've got three coconuts great you which one would you prefer you can have that's probably the biggest one but I think that might be empty okay well go I'll go for this one then right okay you take that and take that back to Britain and when the when the people go you go you can say I come from
a foreign land they will worship you as their queen well thank you Nana okay well let's just see how season 3 works out and then we'll see maybe we'll get you a switch for the next time that's nice but it's comforting though isn't it it's quite company yes comfort it's nice to stroke things yeah not sure is this the creepiest late-night show you've ever done I think possibly possibly yes stroke in this little bunny rabbit like that there was no is it I don't know it's a little weird creeped out by men following your own
stroke and bunnies I don't know why you would yes you want a coconut or do you want to smash it smash the coat I've kind of good off that I'm busy I mean it was cause it's such a mess you wanna know or get off you wanna know you obviously don't smash the coconut Craig listen I'm not afraid if that's what you're saying let's do something else let's take my jacket off you [Applause] that's a juicy wood wow you just like just easy smash just like see where there's just like the bang smash it like
that alright you go right ahead is that dress yours now I have to give it back so alright so you find that alright that had it really hard hang on a second hit it really hard hang on alright had it really hard yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know I don't dance come on [Applause] I don't want to be sprayed you want an awkward pause I know anything you like no sure I'll go I feel like it's some kind of weird test that your people like what they choose but you're the first one that's ever spotted
that so if I choose a banana it's like I have penis envy or what happens like do you have penis like it's one of those it's one of those things dad did you pick a fruit and we'll analyze what that says about you yeah what about this big old coconut here but defeats the purpose of the test there's no joke I honestly think that that's what you do I think I'm gonna quickly there's no time there's no time quickly who you persimmon but it's nice that you labelled it in case I don't know what a
persimmon looks like just because I'm an act worried you of knowing that was a persimmon Fuyu persimmon and what does it say it says persimmon no fool you so I not only knew the fruit I knew the type of fruit is like the type of type of type of persimmon yes down to the exact fou units of the presenter I know my fruit laughs boogers all right oh yeah all right all right thanks you too [Applause] you're not totally looking at her ass when she walked on I think it's buried all right there yes fine
it's just that it was wandering and I didn't was wondering well will one of them yes as a matter of fact I didn't know that happened two ladies they wander sometimes downstairs my things wander too well thank you for sharing I just I saw you these things were kind of you know no it was the sky these are you are still bad I very very no I think I'm just excited because you're here I'm not actually worse oh I see well I'm not sure I believe it mister no that's me the thing about princesses ears
it's nothing to do with the handsome prince and the jewels and the crown and all the outside things it's the way you are you're inside princess it's exactly how you feel about yourself I think I've spotted a new demographic for you it's about your inside princess [Music] it's about being yourself and letting your Sparkle out is whatever that's a lovely message for little girls oh is it just for little girls oh yeah well I'm sure some little boys might enjoy it well of course I'm not judging but yeah I [Music] [Laughter] former President Bill Clinton
my wife says I'm no longer allowed to sleep with other people so this is a message to any female aliens out there [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know what I like [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes [Music] Thursby chime has no meaning 24 hours of non-stop churn [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's great to see you buddy I make man make a statement yeah we sure why not television has many shows television does have many shows this is the sickest what's weirder than this show get let's trace our minds weirder than
Craig Ferguson what do you ever do acid please state your name for the folks at home Bruce Bruce if that's your real name what is your second name Bruce Bruce Bruce that way I remember it is that true yes really now yeah that's good enough [Applause] you asked for one candy and then you pick your hand in my bag you put my hand in my bag of candy and you took all the candy that you could get in your claws which makes me think you're not lying when you say you're from California married No did
you go to a boyfriend no who's that we don't know that dude now he's really cute I met him in line here two weeks to read 50 American dollars in a bag with a dollar sign on it in quarters that's great yeah do you drive yeah well and then you can pay it use this to pay for your parking I can't wait well who says you're gonna win did you bring some people with you all right two ways to win you can either answer the question or guess what's in my box here's how that works
I imagine a box in my head but I don't know what's in it only Jeff knows what's in it you try and guess what's in it and if you're right you win the money and if you're wrong something awful will happen or you can answer a question I can get I'll guess what's in the box inside the box even though yes but if you want something awful tell me what it is you wanna think about you really think nothing well maybe the awful thing has already happened yeah okay okay I'm imagining a box in my
head Jeff do you have the box oh yes I do [Music] do you have was in the most if yeah alright Anna what is in my box is it a horse inside of a horse costume Jeff is it a horse and a horse costume we would have accepted cacti in my bed it is a horse in a horse Tasha [Applause] thanks for straightening up tonight you look amazing look at that wait but then you guys did it scat did it go like this you try to botton all the way and just go I'm exhausted let's
button it for God what about you you buy that right that guy sacre bleu and then zip it but that and then zip it the Ted Baker yeah you have to see that under the yes I do Wow oh yeah what do you fancy yeah mouth organ awkward pause or go for the big cash prize um can we do an awkward pause awkward pause you say alright would you like to add a subtext today awkward pause sure how about sexual attraction all right [Laughter] [Applause] will you went straight for my wallet [Music] can you play
them at home no you want to try what are you fancy we clearly not a mouth organ then no unless you change your mind no I talked you into it okay I mean we just mad you don't even want to do the mouth organ and you're giving me a hard time is all your first dates go like this this is true or false the famed Russian Empress Catherine the Great was really named Sofia true or false [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] sames actually pretty good eat your heart yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wasn't
supposed to happen [Applause] I'll get a towel sorry we better go to a commercial I get it you were excited [Music] [Applause] [Music]
