Saturday

Day one, boys. Day one of Cuphead. I never played this game before in my life.

>> Well, Cuphead [music] and they like to roll the dice. By chance, they [singing] came. Okay.

It looks happy. [music] [singing] >> Okay. [laughter] Okay.

Let's see. [music] Once upon a time in a basketball place in in Guile, there were two brothers named Cuphead and Mugman. They live [music] they live in without care the watchful eye of wise elder cattle.

One day the two boys wonder home from school and despite the elder cattle many warnings ended up in the wrong side of the tracks and entered a devil casino. Inside Cuphead and Mugman soon found themselves on a winning streak at the craft table. Al Gambler hot dog exclaimed King Dice the casino's sleazy manager the fellas can't lose ic boys laugh a newcomer the bro brother gasp it was the casino owner the devil himself now how about we raise the stakes he suggests with a 2D grip win one more roll with all the loot in my casino and it is yours the devil boomed but if you lose I'll have your soul deal cupad blinded by easy riches nodded and grabbed the mug man dice throw.

Good gosh, Cuphead, cried Mugman, for he understood the danger, but it was too late. He gambled. What do you mean, El Rether?

Snake eyes laughed by the devil while slamming the floor. You lose. The brothers trembled in fear as he loo over them.

Now [music] about those souls. The brothers pleaded for their very lives. There must have been another way to repay you.

Mugman stammered these. Yes, please, mister. Cuphead added.

H perhaps. There is the devil snickers pulling out a parachment. I have a list.

There is my runway of debtors. Collect their souls for me. And I just might pardon you, my two moms.

We got to collect debt like Arthur Morgan. Now get going, the devil roared. Kick the boys out the most rudely.

You have till midnight tomorrow to collect every one of those souls. Otherwise, I'll be the one collecting yours. Cuphead and Mugman were terribly frightened and ran away as fast as they could.

Come on, Mug. Panty Cuphead. We have to find the elder kettle.

He'll know what to do. Bro, stop saying Lreader. Shut up.

There's Cuphead. What a fine P. >> [laughter] >> Why does he talk like that?

>> Yeah, let's do it. Your dad or his friends won't be very friendly. >> Chad don't read at a third grade level.

Shut up. Come on, Cuphead. Tutorial.

[laughter] Tutorial. tutorial. Hold down to crouch.

Easy. Easy. Easy.

Easy. Oh my god. I got a gun in this game.

I got a gun in this game. >> [laughter] >> Drco, with a switch. What am I doing wrong?

What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong? Oh, I shoot the target.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What do you mean son?

Notify or interact with the pink objects. >> Oh, so that's how you slap. Okay.

How do I get up there? >> Okay, this looks easy, bro. [snorts] This game This game looks chill.

This game looks chill. X move an upgraded attack. This game looks chill.

All right, old man. I did a tutorial. What did I do now?

Old man, this game's going to be easy. All right, chat. Day one, bro.

Let's try to beat a couple of levels here. Hello, sir. I don't know.

This This game looks very happy. >> Is this a mission? [laughter] [snorts] >> And begin.

>> Easy. How do I shoot again? Wait.

How do I shoot? RB added a death counter. Why would I add a death counter?

Wait, how do I shoot? How do I shoot? Oh, yeah.

This is easy. XX. This is easy, bro.

This is easy, dude. Bro, this is easy. Come on.

Yeah, add a death counter. Out of death counter. This is easy.

This is easy. Whoa. Whoa.

What is that? What is that? What?

What? [screaming] What was I supposed to do there? >> Here goes.

>> He spawned in on me. Chill. [screaming] Chill.

Chill. Bro, why are they so fast? I can only get it three times.

Chill. Chill. Just chill.

What is that? What is that? What [laughter] the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What is that?

Why is he so little? Why is he so little? I can't shoot the blue guy.

He's at such an awkward size. What? [screaming] What?

It's on, >> bro. The blue guy. >> Bro, is it going to take me like 5 hours to beat this?

Bro, no. What? What the [screaming] [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What just hit me?

What just hit me? No. What the [ __ ] just hit me?

What was that? What? [screaming] I'm not [ __ ] dying again.

I'm not [ __ ] dying again. What? They're everywhere.

God. [screaming] Shavini in my ass. >> And begin.

>> I can't get past this. This is level one. How is this level one?

I'm locked. Free fire. Free fire.

This is it. This is the run. This is the run.

This is the run. This is it. This is it.

What? Who's that? What [screaming] the [ __ ] was that?

A [ __ ] acorn or use? Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm actually about to freak out.

I'm actually going to freak out. What [screaming] the [ __ ] was that? I'm actually going to freak out.

A flying acorn drops on my head. Are you [ __ ] me? Oh [screaming] my god.

Can I beat this level? No, I'm so locked in. What?

Okay. Okay. I can't make that jump.

I can't make that [ __ ] I forgot to I forgot to Y. I forgot to Y. I forgot to hold Y.

I forgot to dash. >> Oh my god. Wait, [clears throat] what does parry do?

What does parry do? What does parry do? Chat, how do I parry and what does it do?

I need to know. How do I parry and what does it do? How do I parry and what does it do?

Row coughs as commas. Slap the pink objects. Double jump.

Okay. My coughs aren't commas, [ __ ] It's a tick. Shut the [ __ ] up.

I parried. What? What?

I parried. Did he just trick shot me? >> What?

[screaming] Why is this the hardest game I've ever played? Why is this Why is this the hardest game I've ever played? I don't understand.

I actually do not understand. Ow. Hey.

Hey. This is [ __ ] ridiculous. This is [ __ ] ridiculous.

Oh [screaming] my god. Oh my god. Hi guys, I broke my monitor.

Hi guys, I broke my monitor. No, no, I'm I'm actually about to freak out. I'm legitimately about to freak out.

Level zero, by the way, son. Oh. Oh.

Get perma banned. Get perma [ __ ] banned. Shove it up your ass.

Here it goes. I've been This is it. I was here.

I was here. I was here. I was here.

I was here. I was here. Wait, what?

Who is that? Who? Why won't he die?

Holy [ __ ] I just [ __ ] myself. Please. Let me lock in.

Let me lock in. Let me lock in. Please.

Yes. [screaming] Yes. Yes.

C++. What the [ __ ] C++. Oh, C++.

All right. Level two. Level two.

Level two. Level two. Goodbye.

Who is this J? Who is that? JP.

JP Carum. JP Carum. All right.

Level two. Level two. I can't get it up there.

Salutations, fine chin. Do the first boss. What do you mean?

Goopy L Grandandy. Ruse of an ooze. Oh, it's a boss.

>> Easy. >> It's just one guy. >> Easy.

>> What? >> What? Good day for a battle.

You're up. Why is he smiling like that? [ __ ] [screaming] Is there no hit points?

I can't see how low he is. How is that [laughter] fair if I'm not allowed to see his health? >> Wait, dashing's OP.

Oh, nothing. Nothing. What the [screaming] actual [ __ ] am I supposed to do about [screaming] that?

What am I? He's taking up the whole screen. Oh [screaming] my god.

Crouch. >> Crouch. Nothing.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

If I'm just [laughter] if I'm just standing on him, I explode. How is that fair? >> A brawl is surely brewing.

>> Wait, how do I equip my stuff? How do I equip my stuff? Titty milk.

Do I dump? What do I do? Like what?

[screaming] Yo chat, how do I equip? How do I quip? [music] There we go.

There we go, boys. There we go. Now we're good.

This gun sucks, bro. This gun sucks. It doesn't have any r This gun doesn't have any [ __ ] range.

What the [ __ ] Is that Mike Tyson? Because what in the actual [ __ ] That is the fastest left hook I've ever seen. Crouch.

Get red. That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] He's gigantic. My [screaming] god.

Oh my god. I [screaming] hate this game. >> Here's a real high class.

Now go. Oh, you can't even do that. >> So, he's he's allowed to just bank off the wall and land right on my penis.

Are we ser like No. Are we serious? Are we legitimately serious?

>> Here's a real eye. >> Jinxy, give up. Yo, Carter, shove it up your ass.

Get the [ __ ] out of the street. I just got to crouch on that. Once I crouch, it's over.

I sold. I sold. [screaming] I had it.

I had it. I had it. I just had to crouch.

[laughter] >> You're up. >> What does B do? I saw again.

I'm actually settling. Why do I keep making that same mistake? I keep making that same mistake.

Mhm. That's it. I was here.

What does B do? What does B do? What does B do?

What does B do? What does B do? What does B do?

>> Here's a real highass >> special. Okay, you're up. I don't know why I keep messing that up.

This is it. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.

Yes. [screaming] It literally said rest in peace and then he started attacking me with his tombstone. What is this demonic video game?

I thought I won. I thought I won. I thought I won.

I thought I won. What the actual hell? What am I supposed to do when when when it's a grave?

What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? What do I do when it's a grave?

What do I do when it's a grave? >> Dash, give a real high, you're up. I'm going to play perfect now.

>> I'm going to get this. I'm going to get this. Don't you worry.

Mhm. How am I supposed to hit it? But how am I supposed to hit that thing?

How am I supposed to hit that thing? No, I'm about to I'm about to freak out. How am I supposed to hit that thing?

I guess that reaches Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. I crouched. I crouched.

[screaming] >> This game is hell. Boom. Mhm.

Uh-huh. Mhm. Can you die?

Can you die? I won. I won.

Yes. Yes. Question mark.

What the [ __ ] does that mean? B minus. New record.

Okay. Okay. New record, boys.

Cuphead, bro. Let's [ __ ] go. Hello, sir.

>> [music] >> Go down. Go down. Go down.

Go down to the garden. To the garden. This one.

Yes. Yes. A great plan is then and begins.

Where'd he go? Where did he go? [screaming] Carrot.

What the? Wait, what? Keat seeking missiles.

What? [screaming] Ch. What do you mean?

Moged. Mobed. Mobed.

This guy. That guy. Well, you're up.

But this level's easier than the first one. This level's easier than the first one. Where?

What do you mean mob? This guy does not mob me. That was easy.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

That is good in that one. I did good in that one. I did good in that one.

B new record. All right, champ. Where do I go now?

What? I got the coin. Harum, I'll be a monkeykey's uncle if I'm putting the mud on the bank.

Bo, [cough and clears throat] >> a great slam and then some. Hey, >> two of them. How's that fair?

>> [screaming] >> What? >> Good day for a swell battle. It's on.

That is great. >> [screaming] >> What the [ __ ] is that? What is that?

It's on I don't know what I'm supposed to do there. I'm giving Riley read it. [screaming] What am I supposed to do there?

>> What? Hey, boys. This is ins like this is insane.

No, this is legitimately insane. This is [ __ ] insane. Set.

Like what [screaming] the [ __ ] It's a tornado. >> Good day for a swell battle. You're up.

That is great. Here we go. What?

What? Now I'm about done with this [ __ ] I'm about done with this [ __ ] Nah. [screaming] Now I'm about done with this [ __ ] Now I'm about done with this [ __ ] I beat the entire level and then a coin shoots at me.

Are you [ __ ] kidding me? I'm about done with [screaming] this [ __ ] I'm about [ __ ] done with this [ __ ] I beat the entire [ __ ] two minutes of hell and then a secret coin shoots at me. >> A great slam and then it's gone.

Set. [screaming] This is insane. This is actually [ __ ] insane.

A great plan. Here goes. There you go.

>> [screaming] >> Like, oh my god, I got to beat this level. I got to beat this level. I got to beat this level.

Like come on. I can beat this >> now. Go.

Perfect run. Perfect run. Come on.

What? >> Good day for a battle. >> I'm about to literally have an aneurysm.

I'm about to literally have an aneurysm. I'm legitimately going to have an aneurysm playing this. I thought I could just stay ducked.

This is [screaming] This is there. >> So it spits out different f So it spits out it spits out different things every time. Are we [ __ ] serious?

Are we legitimately [ __ ] serious? >> Here's a real high class. Here goes.

Heat. Heat. This is the route.

This is it. This is the round. This is the run.

Tigers. I mean, I'm confused. Does this just go on forever?

Shoot. Oh. [screaming] >> I want to put a dick in my ass.

>> So, you're supposed to shoot. Okay. I got him.

Now it's going to be easy. This got to be easy. This is going to be easy.

I don't I have not got hit a single time. This is the run. All right.

I thought I could get a super in. >> This is so late. [screaming] I don't know if I've got hit by these flying guys one time.

I'm out of control. Ready? I don't know if I can Eat this >> early brewing and begin.

>> You can only hit it once it spits things out. I see That is boring. This is it.

This is it. I thought I [laughter] I thought I had to jump. >> A brawl is truly brutal.

I >> I'm about to actually freak out. I mean, I'm selling. I'm [ __ ] selling.

>> A brawl is surely brewing. >> This is the run right here. Lock in.

I don't Understand? [screaming] This game is [ __ ] torture. [screaming and groaning] Hey.

Hey. I got an idea. I'm an idiot.

I'm actually a [ __ ] idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm a [ __ ] idiot.

>> This match will get red hot and begin. I know I can beat this. That's the annoying part.

I know I can beat this. I know for a fact I can beat this. Here we go.

Lock it. I don't know how I'm alive. This is insane.

This is actually insane. This legitimately insane. Like the precision that that demands.

I mean, the the the literally insane. This is literally insane. This is legitimately insane.

>> A great slam. You're up. How is there being two of them fair?

>> Bro, >> Chad, do y'all have advice, bro? Just hop on. H What do I do, Chad?

What do I do? Like, literally, what do I do? What do I do?

Go get good. Best run yet. Perfect run.

Best run yet. Best run yet. >> [laughter] >> This is it.

This is the rub. This is it. God, does this ever end?

It never ends. It never ends. It never ends.

[screaming] Oh my god, it never ends. [screaming] Wait, that's how close I was. That's how close I was.

>> Are you [ __ ] me? That's how close I was. I was 97% done.

Are you [ __ ] me? Are you happy? What is that one?

I haven't seen that yet. This is insane. This is [ __ ] insane.

This is insane. This is insane. This game is tor [screaming] Hey, Come Watch out.

I got nervous. How close? I'm right there.

We're about to beat it. We're about to beat it, chat. We are about to beat it.

Come on. Believers rise. Believers rise.

Hey, let's see. I I I'm so close >> like believers rise. Focus.

Focus. I feel you. This match will get red hot.

>> I'm legitimately about to shove a wiener inside of me. >> I have >> I can't mess that up. What do you mean do it?

I'm not shoving a weither in me, bro. I'm kidding. What do you mean do it?

This is the run right here. This is the run. Best run yet.

Best run yet. Never mind. GG.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. [screaming] Lock him. Best one yet.

Best run yet. Come on. First time making it into the slot machine with four lives.

I swear that was the hardest. Oh my god. My dog.

I don't understand. I finally have a good run and then I get bowled twice in a row. This match will get red hot.

But chat, what does shooting do there? Cuz it looks like it runs for the same amount of time no matter what I do. What does shooting do there?

What does shooting do there? Shooting cuts the time. save point.

Hey, hey, hey. Here's a Real high class battle. Here goes.

>> This is legitimately insane. This is legitimately insane. Set fire.

I mean, that's [ __ ] great. I'm I'm I'm not going to power shot on those. [laughter] >> I mean, oh my god.

[screaming] 2023 gamer of the year time right now. Yeah, it it doesn't look like my four power shots slowed this down at all. It kind of just looks like it's all about not getting hit.

I don't think shooting does anything. Lit literally anything. It does not look like that's helping at all.

I legitimately don't think shooting does anything. It feels like the same length no matter what. That was a good run.

That was good. You don't need to crouch on bowl. Oh, that makes it a lot easier.

This is the hardest one on God. Yeah, I'm just going to focus on not dying. Oh my god, I'm so close.

>> I'm so close. >> [laughter] >> A brawl is thoroughly brewing. You're up.

Focus, focus, focus, focus. This is it. This is the best run yet.

All right. Like, I'm about to [laughter] I'm about to actually lose my mind. Like I'm literally about to lose my mind.

I'm literally going to lose my mind. I mean, I only die when I go for the [ __ ] power [screaming] shot. [ __ ] >> Here's a real high.

>> I'm never doing it again. Hey, hey, Best run yet. Best run yet.

Best run yet. Faster on the ads. Last one.

Last one. Wait, what? There's another one.

What? Why is there another one? Wait, what?

There's another one. Why is there another one? What is happening?

>> What? There's another one. >> [music] [music] >> Yes.

[screaming] Yes. My dad called him. My dad called him.

Yo, dad. >> I think I speak for everybody. Thank God.

>> Hold on. I got to turn you down in the back. >> What do you mean, thank God?

>> I Dude, I I It was like a train. It's like a It was like a train wrecking into a tractor trailer full of diesel fuel. >> Dad, am I am I actually >> It was so bad that I couldn't stop watching it.

And thank God you got through it. >> Dad, am I actually that bad at cup? Dead ass.

Oh, >> well. Oh, I I I can't watch this anymore. I I I I was like I I was like locked in like praying that you would get through this.

>> Yes. Thank you, Dad. Can I get like a congratulations maybe?

>> Yeah, you can. >> Thank you. >> Congratulations.

It was pretty good, dude. They kept coming at you at the end. >> Thank you.

Thank you. >> This is sort of like a Mickey Mouse type of theme. >> I don't know.

I like it. I like it. >> It's like It's like Steamboat Willie.

You ever seen Steamboat Willie? >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yeah. Doesn't it sort of remind you of that? >> Yes.

Yes, it does. >> All right, man. Good luck.

I'm not watching this [ __ ] no more, though. All right. >> All right.

All right. All right. All right.

[sighs] Chad, is that like a good start for day one? Chad, is that like a good start for day one? Bro, we beat the boat level, the garden level.

We beat this. We beat this. [laughter] One more.

All right, chat. One more. Where do I go now, chat?

Where do I go now? Chat, one more. [clears throat and laughter] Go north.

So, you can kind of go wherever you want, huh? Do the airplane. What?

Okay. Airplane. Easy, easy, easy, easy.

[music] [music] This is going to be easy. This going to be easy, chat. Airplane level.

Here's a real high class bout. It's on. win.

What? I got trickshotted. Yo, 40% first try.

Not bad. >> Not bad. Not bad.

Not bad. Battle. It's gone.

Is that a fart? What the [screaming] hell is that? >> A great slam in that.

Here goes. So quick. >> [screaming] >> Bro, that little [ __ ] is annoying.

Oh, yeah. I can shrink. Now go.

>> I forgot I could shrink, chat. >> [music] >> Bro, this cow [ __ ] owns me. Holy [ __ ] [screaming] This cow [ __ ] owns me.

>> Here's a real high class belt. Now go >> cow. Is it not a cow?

Is it not a cow? Heat. Heat.

This cow [screaming] owns me is surely brewing. You're up. >> Bro, being claw on this game would be so OP.

This cow owns [screaming] me. >> [music] [groaning] >> Oh my god, that little Wait, what? What?

[music] >> This mask will get >> What do I do on that? >> It's on. >> Ch.

What did I do on that? >> Here's a real high class belt and begin. Perry, bro.

Perry, what? What? Perry?

What? It's It's yellow. >> A brawl is surely brewing.

It's on. This match will get red hot and begin. [music] Heat.

Heat. Heat. [music] Heat.

This is [ __ ] age. >> Good day for a little battle. You're up.

Heat. Heat. Yeah.

Heat. Yeah. >> [screaming] >> Wow.

Jesus. [music] What [screaming] the hell? All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to get gold.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm done [ __ ] it around. It is time to get going. Lock the [ __ ] in.

It's time to get gold. Let's go. Lock in.

Lock the hell in. First game of the day. First game of the day.

Lock in. Let's go. First game of the day.

First game of the day. Focus. Operation get gold today.

Go. [ __ ] Good touch. What?

[screaming] That's on me. That's on me. Hey, [screaming] come on.

Focus the [ __ ] up, dude. Legitimately focus. Let's go.

That's in his hole. Put it in his tight, little ass. Put it in his tight, little [screaming] ass.

Hey, I'm getting gold today. Do you understand? I'm getting gold.

Oh my god, I almost [ __ ] backended that. I almost butt kicked that in. I'm so much better than I was like a day ago.

Get in the hole. Get in the goal. Over the middle.

Not a bad shot. What? That's why I don't aerial though.

That That's why I don't aerial because it just turns into that, bro. Bro, like what the [ __ ] That's why I don't [ __ ] aerial. I just slip and slide.

Oh, [screaming] get dunked on. Get dunked on. That's a dunk, boys.

Tomato with the five gifted W tomato. That's a dunk, bro. Oh, I need to get gold today.

Let's go. It's too easy for daddy. It's too easy for papa.

I'm not losing today. Dead ass. I'm better than every player in silver.

Come on. That's in his hole. That's in his hole.

Just forfeit. [clears throat] Just forfeit, mud. Just forfeit.

Just forfeit. Just forfeit. Just forfeit.

He had a boost. He had a boost. I don't even able to do that.

That is the only reason why he was able to do that, baby. >> [screaming] >> I'm so locked in. Dunk again.

Open that. Open that. What a save.

What a save. What a save. What a save.

What a save. Dunked on again. Rebound.

It's a close game, but I think I have a big enough lead to where I'm good. [clears throat] I think I have a big enough lead to where I'm good. I'm choking.

I'm choking. It was six to two, bro. It's like my biggest choke ever if I end up losing this.

Literally, I just need 50 seconds of defense. I'll take a little bit of offense, too. [groaning] He missed.

He missed. He missed. He missed.

Chipped him. Chipped him. Just 10 seconds of defense.

Oh no. Oh no. He missed.

Yes. [screaming] Oh my god. [gasps] Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I got to be so close to silver three, dude.

I got to be so close to silver three. Bro chat, this morning I was playing off stream and I won backtoback games. I got to be so close to silver three.

Chat, I've literally won three games in a row. Open your drops. To the city is good, but it sure.

Whoa. What is that red one? South Park.

South Park. Chad, where do you go to? Oh my god.

Import drop. Five or no, four drops. Okay.

Solid wheels. Was any of that good? Was any of that good, chat?

One import drop. Import drop. No, none of it was good.

Bro, there's such thing as a black market drop, bro. None of this is good. Dead ass.

Only the black market drop is good. So, if I get a black market drop, it's like a big deal. Okay.

Bet. Bro, I I don't want to jinx it, but I think if we win this, I'll get silver three for the first time ever. For the first time ever.

Wait, you can trade in. Ch. How do I do that?

How do I do that? How to trade in? Choose a quality.

Select five items to trade in. Receive a new item. The quality you selected.

Ch. Should I do trade in that that that except wait and now I trade in a deluxe or do I trade on an for exotic. That was ass for real.

Z's, dude. Goop. The [ __ ] Stop.

No. No. Stop.

Stop. Please. What did I do wrong?

What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? Why did the entire chat say no?

You traded in a 50k item. Are you guys dead ass, bro? Chat, I don't I don't know how to trade in, bro.

Chat, one more win. And this will [clears throat and snorts] be the first time I've ever hit silver three. Everybody lock the [ __ ] in, dude.

One more win. One more win and I'll be silver three for my first time ever, guys. Lock in.

Is he AFK? Bro, I would love a free win. I missed, bro.

I was trying to back flip. What the [ __ ] was that? Wow.

[screaming] Ah, I was trying to backflip. Hey, Jinxy, I'm still wet from last night. Okay.

Uh, yo, David, can you please get out of the stream? On your line, keep Dunked on. Dunked on.

What a shot. What a [screaming] shot. Look, if we win this game, I'm silver three.

Lock the [screaming] [ __ ] in. He just balanced it on his head and fl you gay. What?

Give me all those boosts. I want all of the post. Come on.

That was so lucky. That was so lucky. Yes.

[screaming] Come on. This is for silver three. Let's [ __ ] go.

Give me all those boosts. Really well played by him. 44.

That was crazy. That was insane. That was insane.

That was insane. That was insane. You've got a Such a close game.

>> [snorts] >> Oh. [screaming] Oh my god. Look at this dribble.

[snorts] Please. Please. I need this.

I need this. I need this. No, no.

All I have to do is double jump. All I have to do is double jump. [ __ ] off my court.

[ __ ] out my court. My boost. My boost.

Yes. [screaming] That's silver three. That's silver three.

That's silver three. That's silver three. That's got to be it.

That's got to be it. Four wins in a row. It's got to be it.

That's got to be it. We [ __ ] did it. [screaming] Oh my god.

First time ever reaching silver three. Oh my god. Now we just need five wins for gold, boys.

We can do this. Like, we can legitimately do this right now. I'm locked in.

[sighs and gasps] Oh my god. Five wins. Five wins for gold.

Five wins for gold. But this game has the most unforgiving rank system ever. So like have to be locked.

Scooped him. Bumped him. Rule one.

What happened to rule one? You little [ __ ] Chipped him. Break away.

Now I get scored on. Oh my god. [screaming] I deserve gold.

Come on. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh [ __ ] No. That's why you never give up on a play. That's why you never give up on a play.

Ever. Focus. We're getting gold today, baby.

Focus. [screaming] Done. Done.

[snorts] Bang. [screaming] Oh my god. That's game.

That's game. Just close it out. Close it out.

This is We're going to get gold. We're going to get gold right now. We're going to get gold.

Four more wins after this. I [ __ ] love this game. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. What a save. I bumped.

I bumped. Break away. Game.

[screaming] Game time. Game time. I'm about to get gold, bro.

Come on. I'm about to get gold. I'm about to get gold.

I'm about to get gold. I'm about to get gold. Four more, y'all.

Four more, y'all. I just got diamond and threes. Congratulations, my boy.

Four more wins and we're going to get gold in ones. Four [snorts] more. Four more, chat.

Four more. Four more. Four more, chat.

Four more. Four more. Four more.

Four more. I was here in the chat. Get it rolling.

[laughter] about to legitimately hit gold live. I'm so [ __ ] locked right now. Clearance.

middle tower. We'll have a look. Of course, we'll [screaming] have a look.

I'm playing so [ __ ] good. Bounce, bounce, bounce. No, I missed the ball twice.

[screaming] It's fine. Relax, chat. Stop typing that dumbass [ __ ] emote, dude.

Seriously, lock in. I panicked. I panicked.

I panicked. We're getting gold right now. right now.

[screaming] Come on, wake up. We're getting cold, [ __ ] I'm so much better than I was like 2 weeks ago. Literally.

[snorts] I got two aggro. I got two aggro. [laughter] It's on me.

I got to aggro. Bro, this guy only scores when I miss the ball. Chat, focus, focus, focus.

Every time I aerial, I lose. Every time. Every [ __ ] time.

That's in his hole. That's in his hole. [screaming] That's in his hole.

Put it in his tight little ass, bro. We win this. for three off gold.

We win this for three off gold. It's over. It's over.

It's over. Game time. Game time, [ __ ] That's the musty animation [clears throat] exotic that gets gifted.

That's it. Oh, it's over, [screaming] dog. It's over.

Three more after this. Three more and more gold. Holy winning streak.

Bad animation. Bad animation. All right, now it's really over.

Exotic with the 10 gifted subscription. W exotic. W exotic.

He faked me. He faked me. He made it look like he was AFK.

What a weirdo. What a [ __ ] weirdo. >> [laughter] >> Yo, Squishy just said looking incredible.

Squishy, I don't know what happened, bro. This morning everything clicked. I played two 1v ones.

I won both. I'm on stream. I can't lose.

Everything's clicking. Squishy. in this hole.

You're not saving that, bro. Manuel Neuer [screaming] is not saving that. You're not saving that hook shot, [ __ ] You're not saving that, dog.

Oh, let's just let me rack up my goals. I'm with it. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Ch.

Should I give him back shots? Should I give him back shots? He heard me say back shots and forfeited it.

What a weirdo. He heard me. I was going to jump on the back of his car and just [ __ ] bounce.

67 [screaming] 67. Dude, I'm on a winning streak. I don't know what to say.

Yeah, I'm on a winning streak. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.

Yo, three more wins and we're in gold. Focus. [ __ ] focus.

Three more wins and we're in gold. Three more wins, guys. Three more [ __ ] wins.

[clears throat] [laughter] [snorts] Sugar tits. Thank you for the Yo, what is Bro, we got stream sniped. I'm three wins off gold and I get sniped.

He doesn't look that good though. Sit down, my little [screaming] [ __ ] You're my son, dude. If we win this, we need two more wins for gold.

[ __ ] [screaming] Stream sniping degenerate. No, no, no, no. Give me good animation.

Give good animation. Give me good animation. Got him.

Dunked on, [ __ ] Dunked on, [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] out of here. He messed up.

Dumped on again. Chip them. Chip them.

Chip them. Chip them. [screaming] SN rocket.

Come on. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

You're so lucky. You're so l Bro. He got the musty animation.

He literally got the musty animation. Focus, y'all. He messed up.

He messed up. He messed up. [screaming] Look the [ __ ] dead [screaming] ass.

I'm about to try. Shut your [ __ ] ass up. You're a stream sniping loser.

Mine. My boost. My boost.

My boost. My boost. Hook shot into a front flip.

Just get off me. Get off me. [screaming] Hook shot into a front flip.

Lock it. Yo, I'm too off gold. If we win this, I got the animation.

It's over. It's over. Stream snipe these nuts.

Stream snipe these unshaved sweaty testicles, [ __ ] It's over, dude. It's over. I'm 15.

Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I did not know you were 15. I did not know you were 15.

I'm sorry. I did not know you're 15. I did not know.

No. No. No.

No. No. I did not know you were 15.

Chill. I did not know you're 15. Hey, turn off ball cam.

Squishy taught me that. Turn off ball cam when you're under a ball. Squishy taught me that.

I'm getting gold right now. Jinxy, can I try a cuxer? Yes.

Try a cuxer. Yes, you could try. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. [cough] You could try a cuxer since this game's over.

Chad, if he does a successful cuxer pinch and scores, uh, 1,000 gifted, but I'm going to try to defend it. Eh, not bad. Not bad, but not really good.

mine. Chill. Chill.

Chill. Chill. I'm so mocked.

Got it though. Chat, we won. It's over, boys.

All we need is two more wins. [clears throat] It's all we need. Two more wins.

Two more wins. Two more wins. Two more wins.

We're good. We're good. We're good.

He dodged the de He dodged the demo and aerialed. Are you serious, dude? GG.

GG. I mean, I was going to win anyways. I was up three, [snorts] guys.

All we need is two more wins and more gold. Holy winning streak. Did he just say ch?

Two wins away from reaching gold for the first time ever. Focus, y'all. Focus.

Two wins away from reaching gold for the first time ever in my life. [clears throat] Three. Nah.

No. It's two. It's two.

I already have three wins. It's two. It's two.

It's two, chat. It's two. Why is this guy's profile picture the king laughing in Clash Royale?

Your champion and threes. Yeah, but that doesn't count. That doesn't count.

I had pros, bro. Ones is like my real rank and twos. Calm.

Relax. We win this. We win one more.

We're in gold. Relax. Go.

That was some messy [ __ ] That was some messy [ __ ] That was so want to touch. That's on me. That's on me.

That's on me. That's on me. That's on me.

That's on me. That's on me. Focus.

Focus. Focus. Such an easy demo, bro.

Oh [ __ ] That is so unlucky. I got to score 30 seconds or it's over. This kid got so lucky.

Two of his like look at this goal. Look at the look at the angle he gets. All right, [laughter] I got to score twice in 17 seconds.

All right, I'm over. That's one. Of course, he saves it.

This literal luck box. I want to vomit. I literally want to vomit.

Two of his goals were like [laughter] complete [snorts] luck. Bro, I'm almost gold, dude. [ __ ] Chad.

I'm almost gone. Lock in chat. I'm almost go.

I'm almost gone, guys. Brothers, I'm almost gone. Jinxy, can you revive my crushed text testicle?

Uh, obviously not, bro. Mr Pringle still, bro. Five wins, one loss, bro.

Stay locked in. We're good. Zaba with the five gifted.

Let's get a W Zaba in this chat right now. Zaba with the five gifted. W Zaba stay lock.

I'm surprised he went for that. That was really aggressive. What's happening?

I can't get the boost. I can't get the boost. What's happening?

Jesus Christ. [screaming] See, now it's starting to turn back to old Rocket League. I just can't do anything.

Let me lock in. Let me lock in, chat. Let me lock in.

It's too goddamn easy. It's too goddamn easy. Rule one.

Rule one. Rule one. Rule one.

Wait, but what happens in a 1v one? Oh, okay. He just broke rule one.

Oh. I mean, Jesus Christ. [screaming] And he gets the bounce.

Focus. Focus. Focus.

Focus. Focus. Focus.

Focus. Fox. All right.

This little [ __ ] gets every bounce. God. [screaming] Yo.

Yeah. All right. All right.

I'm I'm actually about to like punch this guy in the [ __ ] face. I'm not even trolling. Drbble, dribbled.

I reached supersonic too late. Oh no, I missed the bump. I was going to try to demo.

Thought he would go far post, he goes near post. How does that not demo him? I don't know, bro.

I mean, I don't know. Some people are just luck boxes. I I really don't.

I don't know. It's like I I I don't [ __ ] [screaming] know. Like I if you just get two kickoff goals off of just pure bounces, then yeah, obviously you're going to win.

Like obviously you're going to win. [clears throat] No. No [ __ ] [ __ ] you're going to win.

[snorts] I don't know. Some people are literally just boxes of luck. That's the one thing I've learned about this game.

Some people get the most unintentional goals ever, and it's so [ __ ] frustrating. Still almost Chipped him. Triple him.

Let's triple. Let's triple. Get off me.

[screaming] >> [laughter] >> Get off me, >> bro. We can get gold. Lock in.

So I bump him and then I get bumped. What the [ __ ] is this game? Look.

What is that? I bumped [screaming] him. Like what?

Every time I jump, I just lose. It's just eight. This game is so random.

Like what? All right. I mean, if you don't let me touch the ball, you don't let me touch the ball.

It's happening. >> You make it so easy, kid. It's not rocket.

It's not rocket, [ __ ] Give me that ball, [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] God [ __ ] damn it. Shove a penis in my ass. Wait, what?

No. [screaming] [ __ ] I had open that. Go, [ __ ] Go.

Yes. [screaming] Yes. Give me that.

Give me that. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

Give me that. Give me that. I predicted it, but I I predicted it, but I missed.

Don't you Yes. Come on. Come on.

I missed. I had an open shot. I had an open shot.

This is it. It's got to bounce in the middle. [ __ ] you, kid.

You're adopted. I I No, I'm sorry. He's not adopted.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

This kid got so lucky. If there was another 20 seconds, I'm winning that. You are ass.

Like, you are [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] Look at a pin. Yo, what is this guy typing?

You just suck. I'm going to sleep. How is Speed still mod?

Yo, High Vice, he's the worst mod ever. He literally tried to spoil Red Dead. Also, Speed, I don't suck.

You came in at the worst time. I was on a fivegame winning streak. I am not I do not suck.

Chat, do I suck? Be honest. Or like, have I sucked in the last hour?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.

Chat, I don't suck at all. I'm a good ass player. Is that Jet?

All right. No, I I can't play this game. What are these names?

Yo. Oh, Rocket League. If y'all don't start moderating your names, I'm about to quit this game.

Start. I don't know who's worse. I don't know who's worse.

I don't know who's worse. I don't know who's worse. I don't know who's worse.

It's I don't know who's worse. How is this his name? How is he?

How did he What's a save? What's a save? Doruma.

[screaming] Doruma. Doruma. Clear that [ __ ] [ __ ] boy.

Messy, messy. I'm kind of messy. Messy.

Messy. Bumped you. Bumped you.

I bumped you, [ __ ] I bumped you. No, no, no. Watch out.

Watch out. Yo, Jeff, can you stop typing to me and leave the game? Like, what is your name?

You're literally a weirdo. Why would you ever pick this name? No.

Jeff, stop. Jeff, stop. [screaming] Jeff, [ __ ] This game has no moderation.

This game has no moderation. They don't moderate the game. They don't moderate the game at all, chat.

They do not moderate this [ __ ] Dead ass. They do not. Bro, I'm not coming to your island.

Thought he was going to hit it. Jeff. Jeff.

clearance. He missed. He missed.

Give me that. Give me that. Give me that ass, boy.

Give me that little ass. Give me that ass, boy. He missed.

He missed. Over the middle. Over [screaming] the middle.

Oh my god. I missed. I miss.

I miss. I miss. Break away.

Break away. Break away, brother. Break away, brother.

[screaming] [ __ ] No. No. Yo, Jeff, can you uh get your hands off me, Jeff?

Please. All right. All right.

I'm about to. I'm ass. No, it's good.

I'm ass. No. No.

I'm ass. I'm ass. It's good.

I'm ass. YouTube. I'm ending on YouTube cuz I need to play music and lock in.

Become this witch.