Working The NIGHTSHIFT at a Daycare..

Gooo Gaga. I said, "What's popping in? " Baby, you didn't understand?

Oh, well, that's your problem, guys. This game is called Swaddle, and it looks like Oh my god. I didn't even see this, bro.

What the Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know what the heck we're about to do. I think we're going to be taking care of babies in a nursery or something.

But why is there a demon in the corner? Okay, I like this. I don't like this.

Okay, let's just press new game. Immediately getting into it. Um, light and purge.

What the heck does purge mean, bro? Let me drink that coffee. Okay, we got a a note.

Welcome to your medical internship. For the duration of your night practice, you will be assigned to the maternity ward on the second floor. Your responsibilities are simple.

Each night, you are to check on the newborns in their rooms, make sure everything is in order. If all is well, switch off the lights, and end your shift. At this hour, they are usually asleep.

The control panel is located to your left. Upon entering the station, use the left button to turn on the lights on or off. Do not touch the button on the right or I will fire you.

Ju just kidding. Of course, simply do your job. First shift.

Oh god. Okay, I guess we're getting right into it. I have no clue what the heck I'm doing.

Um, so this is cool. Speak up for patient safety. Are these real people?

All right, let's check on the babies. They're on the second floor or what? Uh, wait, what?

Huh? Hello? Oh, upstairs.

It's got to be upstairs. What? Oh, I have to take the stairs.

Okay. Oh, baby. Uh.

Oh, I hear I hear one. Do you hear that? I forgot to turn on the light.

Oh. Um. Wo.

What the Why is it so creepy in the elevator? What the heck? All right.

How do we turn on the light? Um, is it this? No.

Is it outside of here? No. What do you mean I have to turn on the light?

Oh, maybe if I would have read the freaking instructions, I would know what to do. I did read it. I just am stupid.

Okay, we have to turn on the light. Boom, there we go. Oh, freak.

There's cameras. So, now we go upstairs. Oh, yeah.

It is a little lighter now. Nice. Okay.

Ah, it's the main menu screen. That's where the demon freaking was. How you doing, baby?

You are freaking ugly. Ew, y'all are ugly. Why are you upside down?

You guys look exactly alike. Are you twins? Oh, you might be twins.

Congratulations. Oh, there's more. Oh my.

How many are there? Dude, I I can't do this. I can't freaking do this.

I'm overwhelmed. There's 18,000 of them. Um, there's even more.

Why was this open? Creepy out bathroom. Okay.

Can I do a poopsie? Blood monkey. He will kill you.

What the heck is the blood monkey? Okay, well, I think we're good. Let's um let's head downstairs.

Seems good to me. It's really freaking quiet. Wait, what did it say again?

If all is well, switch off the lights and end your shift. Okay. Well, that was the Okay.

Very um dramatic. Shift number two. Is this a new note?

Your first shift went smoothly. Remember, initiating the sterilization and cleansing process without a valid reason is a direct path to a hospital being shut down and losing your job, Jerry. My name is freaking Jerry.

Oh no, bro. The procedure is extremely expensive and your mistakes will cost us our funding. Press the button on the right only if you're absolutely certain that someone or something is inside the rooms.

Ah, okay. Cool, cool, cool. So, let's do this.

Looks like all is good, I believe. All right, let's head upstairs. So, this is the absolute easiest.

Nah, this hospital is infested with roaches. What are we do? This is disgraceful.

There's babies here, bro. Nah, we got to get this cleaned up. We got to That is so nasty.

Oh, there's so many of them, too. Was that there on night one? I don't know.

All right. Um, here we go. Let's check the rooms.

How you doing, babies? You doing good? You doing good today?

That's good to hear. Still goooo guy. Any demons?

No, it's just babies. So, basically, yes, I think we're good. What about in the toilet?

Wait, was this open before? Blood monkey will He will kill you. We will kill you.

Oh, blood money, not monkey. That's embarrassing. Um, okay.

Probably just the breeze, right? There's probably a breeze going through here. Probably just push that.

So, we're probably fine. Yeah, we're just going to turn off the lights and call it a day. Unless there's uh anyone in the rooms.

Wait, I left the doors all open. What the eh? Whatever.

Okay, third shift we go. Hi, I completely forgot to leave you the exact instructions. As you may have noticed, strange things happen in our hospital at night.

Management is doing everything they can to solve the problem, Jerry, but so far it's been useless. When these entities wander the corridors, do not initiate the sterilization and cleansing protocol. Perform the procedure only if the entities are inside the newborn's rooms.

If the children are safe and calm, simply turn off the lights and end your shift. If you make a mistake, it will take the children. Don't fail, Jerry.

Don't let our hospital be shut down forever. So, why don't we just move them to a different hospital? Bro, are we serious right now?

This is a baby hospital and we're just going to be like, I don't want the hospital to get shut down. So, you know what, Jerry? It's all on you.

Of course it is. Of freaking course it is, stupid. This looks pretty normal.

Let's go upstairs. So, they just said inside of the rooms is all that matters. Oh nah, bro.

Oh, absolutely nah. Things can move on the outside, but on the inside, if things are moving on the inside of the rooms, that's where the trouble is. Goo gaga.

I think we're good. Don't you dare move. What the heck was that about?

Where even was that? I don't know, bro. I don't know.

I'm kind of geeking. These babies are literally goooo guy. I think it's fine, guys.

Let's uh turn off the lights. We should be good. No demons in the rooms.

Okay, lights off, bro. There's This is easy. The internship is over.

Fourth shift. Wait, what? Did I lose?

Wait, what? So, this is the last letter. We have 12 newborns.

Lose five of them and you're finished. Wait, what? If you initiate the sterilization and cleansing process five times, when there's nothing in the wards, you will be fired.

And then the evil will make sure to take every single child. Survive 30 days and defeat the dang evil. Otherwise, we'll break free.

Remember this once again. Turn off the lights only if you are absolutely certain there are no anomalies or strange occurrences in the wards. Start the celebration and cleansing process if you are sure the evil is present in the wards.

Glad God bless you, Jerry. Thank you. Oh, that was my internship.

So now I'm actually getting paid. I wasn't even getting freaking paid. Are you kidding me?

Baby, baby goooo gaga. Uh, looks like a nice little goooo. Nice little gaga and a nice little giggy.

All righty. Next. Goooo.

Gaga go. Okay, next. Goo gaga go.

All righty. And the bathroom is creepy as usual. I think we're good, guys.

Please don't be a demon in the cameras. We're good. This is What's the picture about?

Why was there a picture of the baby? Was there a demon? Did I mess up?

Uh um I think I need a hammer. Can I check in the rooms or something? Like what what do I do?

Yo, he's straight cheicked up. Holy. Okay, but that's not in the wards, guys.

The wards are actually safe. Okay, so I think we're good. There is a demon, but he's not in any of the rooms.

Let's actually check. Yeah, like he's he's good. We're good.

We should be good. Wait, am I messing up? Am I messing up?

I don't know. Am I messing up? I couldn't get in there.

How? Like, what do you expect? Okay, the doors are good today.

I'm a baby. I want food. Shut up.

I believe everything's normal, right? No, the baby got taken. What was wrong with the room?

I couldn't see it. It was guarded. It was blocked off.

What do they expect me to do? Oh my god. We might have to freaking derialization that room.

Oh my god. What the heck was that thing? What the heck was that?

We got that one. We got that one. I don't How was I supposed to see the other demon?

So, I've lost two babies so far. I lost freaking two babies already. Let's lock in.

That was good. That was an obvious one. Very obvious.

I don't understand the first two that I lost, but whatever. Do you think I could go by this guy or will I die? All the babies are locked.

Oh, I don't like this at all. Freaking muscle, man. Dude, is he going to chase after me?

I'm actually scared. Okay. Goooo.

Gaga. Giggy. Go.

Yep. Looks pretty normal to me. Um, there's a human head.

There's a human head. Oh my god. I barely saw that.

So, it could be it could be a little thing like that. Okay. Purge.

Okay. Dang. Yep.

We got it right. Let's go, dude. Let's freaking go.

This is This is This interesting game, actually. I like it. Okay, let's continue.

Okay, he's still there. He is still there, but the doors are open this time. Wait, was this one locked?

Yeah, this one was locked. Okay, so I kind of have to be on the lookout for weird things like that. Um, okay.

This one looks normal. I'm afraid he's going to come after me. Gooo go.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Honestly, so far so good.

I think this is clear. I think we're chilling, guys. Nice.

We will take that. Okay. There was nothing.

Good. Good. Holy.

That that got me. Yeah. I would not work here, bro.

I do not care how much I'm getting paid. Nah. Hey, buddy.

Like, can you not, bro? Get away. Okay, let's absolutely lock in here.

Goooo Gaga go. Okay. Everything looks normal, right?

Okay. Goooo. Gaga go.

Yeah, this is I believe all normal. Goo goooo go- go rip Johnson. Yep.

Normal and normal. I think this is normal. Normal.

I think it's normal. We're good. Yes.

10th shift. Okay. 20 more.

Come on. We have freaking 20 more. That's actually insane.

Okay. Meat man is gone. Is he going to be in one of these rooms though?

Okay. Goooo. Go.

Gaga. Giggy. Goooo.

Nice. Where there will be babies and there will be pee. There will be pee and there will be poo.

But that's just what they will do. Baby factory. Um I don't like this little guy.

But that's not in one of the boards, so we should be good. Bro is chowing down. That's a little cursed.

I'm not going to lie. We're good though. No purge.

No purge. Yep. I knew it.

Okay. 11 shift. We're cooking.

We're absolutely cooking. Come on. Let's do this.

Come on. We're going to have a perfect game. Even though we did lose Johnson, but it's okay.

Johnson kind of sucked anyways. Kept crying all the time. Anything creepy?

No. Cool. Goooo.

Goooo. Goooo. Nice.

There's going to be something freaky. I already know it. Goooo.

Goooo. Like there's going to be something in the windows one of these times. So I'm guessing that's the anomaly.

It's got to be. It's in the room. Okay.

So that is an automatic purge. I think that's correct. Let's go.

Yep. We're right. That was good.

That was good. That was good. Come on.

12th shift. At the baby factory where there is goooo and Gaga and Giggy. We're at the baby factory where I will miss once or twice or three of the anomalies.

Dang. Straight up bars, bro. I'm not even going to lie.

This looks like a safe one. I'm not going to lie. Nothing really freaky is going on.

So, I think this is a safe one. I probably am going to get jump scared in about three, two, one. Hey, how you doing, sir?

Are you doing good today? I'm just going to I'm just going to go down with you. All right.

Uh, how do I how do I do that? Um, what? I didn't even go down.

He's going to be standing down here, isn't he? He's going to be sitting in my chair, isn't he? Oh no, HE'S RIGHT THERE.

OKAY, let's go, dude. The freaking baby factory. We are cooking.

Okay, Meatman better not be here. All right, go. Oh, he still freaking is here.

Oh my god, Meatman, dude, it shouldn't be long. We'll get your baby for you. Just kidding.

Your baby's dead. His name was Johnson. RIP.

All right, come on. Singing calms me down. Baby F baby factory.

Not once, not twice, not three. Where Derek peas his pants, Timmy poops his pants, and Gary smells of pee at the baby factory. The baby factory.

There's poop and pee and vomit at the goooo gaga factory. All right. I don't think there's really anything in this one, honestly.

Um, but I don't want to mess up. It's got to be in this room. Mm.

All right. I mean, there's that dude that's dead. He's probably going to get up right now and scare me, but that's pretty much it.

How you How we doing? >> All right. Let's just do no light.

>> No anomaly. Come on. >> I'm so good at this game.

Oh my gosh, dude. I'm literally the baby factory queen. Queen.

Why? Why did I just call myself the queen? I'm a king.

>> Why did I just scream nonsense, bro? I don't even know what I was saying. But we're at the baby factory.

Not once, not twice, not three. There's me, there's there's me and you. And there's 16,000 babies at the baby factory.

There might be a demon or three. There's an arm in the plant and I just can't stay here any longer at the baby factory. I'm going to go downstairs and press purge.

That didn't rhyme. Freak. I'm glad I saw that, dude.

Yo, I am lowkey insane. What's that sound? I'm lowkey making some nice tunes, guys.

Yep. You see that arm in the plant? I just can't.

All right, we're kind of cooking, guys. I'm not gonna lie. 15th shift.

We are not losing any more babies. We are not losing any more babies. I don't know how I lost freaking Johnson.

I kind of feel bad. RP Johnson, by the way. But yeah, we should be good from here on out.

At the baby factory, there's goooo, there's Gaga, there's Gigi, there's P and there's Poo. There's me and there's you. At the baby factory, there's Phil and there's Ted.

And then there's Will. And there's Ned. And then there's a demon in the corner.

Okay, that is actually terrifying. I am not going to lie, that is actually scary. Holy, I hate that.

But he's lowkey chaped up on a Thursday night. Like big key. Not even lowkey, high key.

Big key. What is wrong with me? All right, Will and Ned, I'm going to save you.

All right, I got you. Dang. Freaking demon in the corner at the baby factory.

There's a demon by Ted's knee. There's a meat man sitting. There's a cheicked up demon who's knitting.

Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Purge.

15th shift complete. Someone make a full edited video of the Baby Factory song. It's low-key fire.

I'm not going to lie. All righty. Let's continue.

How you doing? How you doing, Charles? This is the greatest job of all time.

I'm not going to lie. It is quite awesome. At the baby factory where there's demons in your sleep there's filling, there's Ted, there's Willing, there's Ned.

Dude, that's such a bar, bro. Phil and Ted, Will and Ned. God, who would name their kid Ned?

Oh, you're named Ned. Yeah, you should probably get that changed. I'm not going to lie.

Oh, it took place of the the lamp right there. I see. How would no one notice that, bro?

Like, come on. Realistically, everyone's freaking noticing that. I should actually lock in though cuz that armplant thing was a little sneaky.

At the baby factory, there are sneaky little demons. There's a demon chowing down. There is probably a clown, but I'm never going to frown at the baby factory bars.

All right. Well, that's a light. Let's go, dude.

Come on. We are cooking. What?

No. No, Ned. Where was that?

Where even freaking was that? Ned. Okay, Will and Ned are still here, but Phil and Ted are freaking dead.

Oh, that was Mars, though. Low key. Where even was that?

Was that here? Where? Like, where was that photo?

No. Ted or Ned? I don't know which who is who, but dang it, dude.

It must have been like somewhere here. I don't even know. Oh my god.

Look how small that is, dude. That is such a hard thing to notice. Wow.

Don't you dare jump scare me. I'm going to poop my pants. Yep.

We got that. We got that. Let's go, dude.

Okay, so we've lost a couple babies. Whatever. Freaking losers anyways, dude.

Just kidding. Uh what the Okay, that's freaky. But it's outside of the baby factory, so we're good.

Okay. Will, Ted, and Ned are safe. Or will, Fred, and and whatever.

Shut up. Oh, was it up here? Was he up there?

He might have. I didn't even check up there that last time. Dang, dude.

Okay, I got to be very vigilant. It's kind of getting tough and tricky. Like, I could feel I feel like there there could be like a little thing on the vents even.

Okay, so far so good. Nothing freaky has popped off for this one. Is there anything?

I don't think there is. I think I think we're safe. Like we just have this, but that's not in the thing.

So light. We're chilling. Let's go.

Wait. What? What do you mean?

There was nothing, guys. What did I just miss? Am I stupid?

No. What did I miss? Oh my god.

This is actually getting tough. Oh my god. I just killed another baby.

I just freaking killed another baby. No, not Ted, too. We got Ned, Ted, and freaking Johnson killed.

Was there something out like in that little picture? I didn't even see anything. What was it?

Just make it obvious. Make there be a demon in the corner or something, you know? RP little bro.

Like this one seems like there's nothing. Oh my god. I killed his brother.

No. Nothing. I swear, bro.

I swear there wasn't anything. Please. Good.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. 20th shift.

We've almost done it. Here we go. Let's lock in.

I don't know why Meatman's still just waiting there, dude. What's he doing? Okay, give me an easy one.

Maybe give me a simple one, maybe. H, this room seems pretty normal. Okay, this room seems normal, too, dude.

Dang it, dude. There's nothing. There's nothing, bro.

Come on. All right. I think it's just a light, please.

21 shift. Come on. 21.

21. 21. Let's go.

We're so back. Come on. in.

Let's do this. Come on. 21.

Let's get to 22th. 20 freaking tooth, bro. There's got to be something.

There's got to be at the baby factory. There is legs but not a knee. At the baby fac.

Let's go. Easy peasy. Oh, look at those legs.

All right, guys. Okay, 22 tooth. Let's get to 23.

Come on. Well, give me another easy one. Give me another easy one.

Baby, baby. Baby. Anything in particular?

In particular? Uh, no. Okay, baby.

Spoon baby. Dead baby. Not seeing anything.

H. Wait, was that always like that? Was that always just like that?

Like an a hole in the wall? Wait, what? H I think it was always like that.

I'm going to go light. I'm going to go light. Not purge.

Come on. Please. Please be nothing.

Please be nothing. What? Wait.

So, the bathroom counts, guys. I haven't even been checking the bathroom at all. Wait, what?

Where the heck's the freaking bathroom? Where was the toilet? What?

No. Wait. I'm confused now.

I am confused. I'm actually confused now. Okay.

So far, there's nothing. I don't get where that freaking toilet was. Was it in here?

Like he the What? Dude, I don't know actually, but I'm going to go light for this one. This is hard, dude.

No. No. Guys, what the heck am I missing?

You got to get the freaking toilet thing. No, >> guys. That game was actually freaking hard.

I liked it though. That was a cool game. RIP Ned Johnson and Ted.

>> Freak you demon.