[CAR HORN HONKING] [CROWD CHEERING] [CROWD SHOUTING AT CELEBRITY] - (FAN) GWEN! GWEN! [WHISTLING] [CROWD CHEERING] - EMINEM! EMINEM! OVER HERE! OVER HERE! SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR ALBUM? - (TRIUMPH) YES I HAVE A QUESTION AS A DOG I MUST KNOW WHAT DOES DR. DRE'S ASS SMELL LIKE? [CROWD SHUTTERS] YOUR SO CUTE AND SMALL NO WONDER ELTON JOHN LOVES YOU YOUR HEAD COMES UP TO HIS WAIST - YEAH SO (BEEP) YOU [CROWD GASPS] SO ANYWAY - (TRIUMPH) OH! YOU KISS 50 CENT WITH THAT MOUTH? [CROWD GASPS] [CROWD INSTIGATES] - (TRIUMPH) I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!
I'M NOT YOUR WIFE! ♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ I AINT EVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU MOVE IT ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ I DON'T BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ IT'S ALMOST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE ♪ ♪ I AINT EVER SEEN A ♪ ♪ ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU MOVE IT ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ THE WAY SHE MOVES, SHE'S LIKE A
BELLY-DANCER ♪ ♪ SHE'S SHAKING THAT ASS TO THE NEW NELLY JAMS ♪ ♪ I THINK SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T THINK I'MMA ANSWER ♪ ♪ POLICE SAYING FREEZE ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'FREEZE' ♪ ♪ PLEASE, I'M A HUMAN BEING! I HAVE NEEDS ♪ ♪ I'M NOT DONE, NOT 'TIL I'M FINISHED PEEING ♪ ♪ I AM NOT RESISTING ARREST, I AM AGREEING ♪ ♪ MR. OFFICER, I'M ALREADY ON MY KNEES ♪ ♪ I CAN'T GET ON THE GROUND ANY FURTHER ♪ ♪ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
♪ ♪ AND DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A MURDERER, I JUST LIKE TO PEE ♪ ♪ PEE, PEE, YES, I MAKE R&B ♪ ♪ I SING SONG IT GO RING-A-CHONG ♪ ♪ A-CHING-CHONG-CHONG- CHONG-CHING ♪ ♪ PSYCH! I JOKE, I JOKE, I KID, I KID ♪ ♪ IF I OFFEND, I'M SORRY ♪ ♪ PLEASE, PLEASE, FORGIVE ♪ ♪ FOR I AM TRIUMPH THE PUPPET DOG, I AM A MERE PUPPET ♪ ♪ I CAN GET AWAY ANYTHING I SAY ♪ ♪ AND YOU WILL LOVE IT ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU MOVE IT ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS OH SO TEMPTING ♪ ♪ NICK, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ EVERY TIME I SEE THAT SHOW ON MTV, MY SLINKY GOES ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ MARY KATE AND ASHLEY USED TO BE SO WHOLESOME ♪ ♪ NOW THEY GETTING OLDER ♪ ♪ THEY'RE STARTING TO GROW BUM BUMS ♪ ♪ I GO TO THE MOVIES AND
SIT DOWN WITH MY POPCORN ♪ ♪ POLICE SAYING FREEZE ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'FREEZE' ♪ ♪ GEEZ, I JUST GOT MY SEAT! I HAVE TICKET ♪ ♪ LOOK, I PUT IT AWAY, MY ZIPPER'S ZIPPED ♪ ♪ PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM THIS MOVIE THEATER, PLEASE ♪ ♪ I DID NOT EVEN GET TO SEE MARY KATE'S SHOWER SCENE ♪ ♪ I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE OBSCENE OR MAKE A GREAT BIG SCENE ♪ ♪ AND DON'T TREAT ME LIKE I'M PEE WEE HERMAN ♪ ♪ THIS MOVIE'S PG ♪ ♪
MR. OFFICER, I DEMAND TO SEE MY ATTORNEY ♪ ♪ I WILL SIMPLE PLEAD INNOCENT, COP A PLEA ♪ ♪ AND BE FREE ♪ ♪ FREE, YES FREE, RIGHT BACK ON THE STREETS ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU MEAN MY LAWYER'S WITH MICHAEL, HE'S TOO BUSY ♪ ♪ I AM TRIUMPH, BRITNEY SPEARS HAS SHOULDERS LIKE A MAN ♪ ♪ AND I CAN SAY THAT AND YOU'LL LAUGH ♪ ♪ CAUSE THERE'S A PUPPET ON MY HAND ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ THE
WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ HILARY DUFF IS NOT QUITE OLD ENOUGH, SO ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BUTT LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ MAYBE NEXT YEAR, I'LL SAY ASS ♪ ♪ AND SHE'LL MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ THE WAY SHE MOVES, SHE DANCES LIKE A GO-GO ♪ ♪ IN THAT VIDEO, SHE SINGS, "GET OUT, YOU BOZO ♪ ♪ "I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND!" ♪ ♪ HI, MY NAME IS JOJO ♪ ♪ POLICE SAYING FREEZE ♪ ♪ DOING DOING
DOING ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'FREEZE'? MY COMPUTERS WILL BE SEIZED ♪ ♪ AND MY KEYS, TO MY RANCH, I JUST BAKE COOKIES ♪ ♪ MR. OFFICER, LOOKIE, TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS ♪ ♪ HERE, I MAKE JESUS JUICE, TAKE A SIP OF THIS ♪ ♪ NOBODY IS SAFE FROM ME! NO, NOT EVEN ME ♪ ♪ I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN SAY THE WORD 'PEE-PEE' ♪ ♪ PEE, ON THE RADIO BUT I THINK I DID ♪ ♪ JANET, IS THAT A BREAST? I THINK I JUST SAW A TIT ♪ ♪ PSYCH! I
JOKE, I JOKE, I KID, I KID ♪ ♪ I DON'T THINK MY JOKE IS WORKING, I MUST FLEE QUICK ♪ ♪ GET TO THE CHOPPER, EVERYBODY GET OUT ♪ ♪ I AM NOT TRIUMPH, I AM AH-NULD, GET DOWN ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ ♪ SO GWEN STEFANI, WILL YOU [HORN NOISE] ON ME PLEASE ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT
♪ ♪ CAUSE THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY SLINKY GO ♪ ♪ DOING DOING DOING ♪ - IS WRONG WITH YOU? - AH! - HEY BLONDIE! I SAVED YOUR PEROXIDE ASS AGAIN! ♪♪♪
