what's up space pirates this is your captain The Dread pirate doct disaster and when somebody rips a fart I don't know about you guys but I just completely leave the room as a matter of principle because I don't want to smell that [ __ ] at all do not go in there woo in the same way that I protect my delicate nasal passages I also protect my eyes and ears from video games that have even the barest traces of wokeness in them this is why I'm now planning to avoid the upcoming game AOW which apparently
is going to be including pronoun choices in it instead of just letting you make a male or a female I have a zero tolerance policy for that crap if I get even a whiff of someone trying to inject ideological [ __ ] then I'm out my God what is that that smell oh that's a smell of Desire my lady smells like like a used diaper filled with Indian food you know desire smells like that to some people and now just to clarify here some people are already calling this game the next Dragon Age The Veil
guard assuming that it's going to be hyper woke and become a focal point of the culture War when it comes out in February and so far I'm not seeing that happening so far I'm not seeing any other major evidence that this is a game I should avoid they're definitely wrong to include the pronouns in the game but there are gradations of wrong wrong is an absolute State and not subject to gradation of course it is it's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge with
that in mind this is a game that has the look and feel to it that it was made for the modern audience but until there is more evidence it seems like a stretch to compare it to Dragon Age which was absolutely dripping with wokeness out of every pore that game was famously directed by a self-proclaimed queros seexual gender mancer what the hell is even that whereas this one so far just has pronoun options in the game and that's bad enough mind you bad enough that I wanted to talk about it in fact because it ruins
immersion with this modern Progressive nonsense that does not belong in a setting like this one what a strange person now look here my good man excuse me it's ma'am it is ma'am now this is your last chance I've been more than reasonable ma'am once again ma'am away [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] all right me Hardies make sure that you like this video And subscribe to the channel if you haven't done so already we've gotten a ton of new subscribers lately which is why it is now time to ask the following question how many [ __
] we got on this ship anyhow yo we have now got 91,000 space pirate a-holes in our Buccaneer crew and the custom on this channel is that with every thousand subscribers we add a new ship to the fleet in order to house the newcomers this time one of you recommended the gecko from Eureka 7 which can be seen zooming around over here if any of you have any suggestions for future ships drop them into the comment section below and I will add them to my long list super chats get bumped to the top of the
list with other super chats and also don't forget that once we hit that 100,000 Mark The Unfinished Death Star in the background will be completed but in any event I want to thank everyone for being here I knew it I'm surrounded by [ __ ] but anyways let's look a little more deeply into a vow in truth this is a video that I was dreading having to make because I absolutely love the old sword and sorcery style games when I was a kid one of my prized possessions was the old hero Quest board game which
I used to play endlessly with my brother my favorite books and movies are the Lord of the Rings and a few of my favorite video game Fran ches are the Legend of Zelda Ultima and the Elder Scrolls so I really really love the genre and I was looking forward to this game I thought it might be a bright spot that would give me something new to play in the genre but instead they've chosen to break the immersion of the experience by adding modern gender crap into the game once again this doesn't appear to be anywhere
near the level of the veil guard we don't have to exagger at in order to make our point but it's bad enough let's make a comparison here so the other day I just got my third platinum trophy for Skyrim you can get a platinum for the PS3 the PS4 and now the PS5 versions of the game it had been a minute since I played it so I decided to crack it open again and when I started that game creating a character was as simple and awesome as I remembered you just pick your race dark elf
by the way I gravitate toward sneaky Rogue characters with no moral Scruples at all but anyway you pick your race and your sex and then that's it but in a vow apparently you also have to choose what pronouns you go by this screenshot here has been making the rounds online for the past day the screenshot comes from a review of the game that was shared by YouTuber Force gaming in the corner there you can see that the character has their pronouns listed and in the same way that whenever I encounter someone on X with their
pronouns in the bio I know that I can't take them seriously and I just can't take this game seriously the thing is this gender stuff is a product of a modern society where people are simply bored they want to feel like they're doing something to change the world in their Bland and tired existence and maybe more than that I think a lot of these so-called progressives really just want some attention these are people who suffer from main character syndrome and want everyone to notice how stunning and brave they are and while this feature in the
game might be something that appeals to them it has no place in a setting like the one that we see and a vow in a sword and sorcery type setting people don't live boring lives they live lives filled with the purpose of finding food food and resources at all times to continue to stay alive unlike the people of today they aren't living in cushy little lives or they get to work in the HR department of some Mega Corporation sending emails all day long to the employees of the company talking about how everything everywhere is always
racist and sexist and [ __ ] like that no these are very different people who simply don't have time to think about nonsense like that and so adding this pronoun garbage to the game is extremely immersion breaking if I played this game then every time I went to the character info screen I'd see this nonsense and remember that this was a game made for these modern audience bozos and it would rip me out of the experience and it's clear why they would do this this game is developed by obsidian which is now owned by Microsoft
and this here is a page with a series of guidelines for Microsoft Studios where they talk about how to be inclusive in their games because as always these AAA studios are more interested in pushing social agenda rather than telling a story and then if we scroll down on the page under questions to consider it says here are you reinforcing any any negative gender stereotypes are you unnecessarily introducing gender and gender barriers into your code or design these people are obsessed with this sort of thing of course the swamp creatures who infest all the HR departments
at these companies are generally True Believers but don't be fooled most of the big wigs in these companies don't actually give a [ __ ] about this Progressive nonsense they simply think that following guidelines like this will make them more money they think that pandering appeals to a broader audience and that customers like me are acceptable losses in the process and that's why despite the fact that so far this game doesn't appear to be anywhere near as woke as Dragon Age I am going to avoid it like the plague and I'm going to recommend that
you do the same do not fund people who view you as a statistic on a chart and who don't care if you're enjoying yourself with their product but I'm going to leave it there what are your thoughts on this game drop them into the comment section below and we will talk there thanks for watching me Hardies if you haven't already your captain is inviting you to subscribe to the channel and become a part of the crew Life as a space pirate may not be glamorous but there's always plenty of booty
