you'll regret the day you chose to battle ash ketchum i choose my level 50 pikachu level 50 why haven't you let it evolve because evolution isn't real and it's an affront to god what evolution is a lie created by professor oak and scientists pokemon evolve all the time if evolution's real and how can we have bulbasaurs and ivysaurs walking around at the same time huh you evolve your charmander i saw my charmander turn into a bright white light and transform as far as i know that's god's work oh this is crazy no this is truth
and it's been my job to spread it ever since i left home at the age of 10 to become the very best pokemon trainer christian missionary ash there are no christians in the pokemon universe that's why the hospitals are so good
