Welcome back everybody to another video. Today we're playing some more Taxi Drver VR and we have something special. Isn't that right, Mr Bigglesworth?
Listen, they came out with a new vehicle that you can play with and it has a whole bunch of new features. One of those is the ability to speed. As you know, this one is super slow, but if we just hit this button and hit apply, bam, look at this thing right here.
This thing is sweet. It's like a sports car. Oh my gosh, my customers are going to love this.
We also left off. We don't have every weapon in the game. I really want every weapon in the game.
I don't know which one I want to go after yet, though. All I know is we need to stock up on some stuff here. We got a taser, and I need to get my gun back just in case homeless Joe comes through here again.
There we go. We got the gun grenade. And I think our goal is going to be to get this flamethrower right here for $350.
It should be super easy to get to be honest. And I didn't know this, but you can actually spit in this game. Um, that's interesting.
Going to turn autopilot off. Start. All right, we're looking for a passenger.
Oh, the the Lucky Charms, man. Okay. Oh my gosh, this thing is so fast already.
How do I slow down? I don't, I guess. OH MY GOSH.
I LIKE [screaming] IT. OH, LUCKY CHARMS, MAN. [laughter] DUDE, this thing is too fast.
We were just going like 100 miles an hour, guys. I'm backing up now. Yo, what's up, my man?
Hopping the new whipsky. Come on. Hey, you like the new car, huh?
All right, where too? Let's see how fast we can actually get this guy here. All right, we got to take him literally in a circle.
A complete circle. Oh my gosh. All right, you just want to go in a complete circle.
That's fine. We just got to turn here fast. Oh my gosh, dude.
The turning is so hard this game. Oh my gosh. Why did he drop SO MUCH MONEY?
OH MY. All righty. Well, we got you at your location.
Get out of my car now. I'll take that. Thanks for the tip.
Appreciate it. Why did you drop so much money? Is all this Oh, what the What are you doing?
No. Oh god. Oh god.
Oh, where's the button? Here it is. There he Oh my gosh.
Oh well, there goes his little green ass. All right, he dropped a bunch of money in here for us. Uh, I don't know if he gave us too much.
It looks like they're just all dollar bills, which sucks, unfortunately. Really hoping to get a bigger tip than that, but hey, that guy's always a cheap skate. Anyhow, who is going to be our next order in our super fast car right here?
No, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I need a new weapon if I'm going to be going to 67 kid.
Dude, maybe we can get him to smoke. Maybe that'll be good for him. You know, he's he's already a lunatic.
Maybe smoking's just what that kid needs. We have a lighter. We do.
All right. And we're going to put that in our mouth. And we are off to get 67 kit.
He's going to have so much fun in this vehicle right here. It's so fast. Let's go pick him up.
How fast does this thing go? Oh my gosh. It's already going like 45 50 60.
Oh my gosh. How do you break? How do you break in this game?
Is it just about driving? Okayish. Oh my gosh.
It's this This thing might be way TOO FAST FOR ME. OH GOSH. I CAN'T wait to see what other cars it has.
It's probably going to be like a Lamborghini next or something. 67 kid. 67.
Come on. We've got a present for you, buddy. [laughter] Here you go.
You want a cigar? Here you go. Hey, you actually look kind of cool now.
Maybe he won't talk anymore. Where do we got to take him? You want to go so far away?
Oh my gosh. See, I can't even hear him now. He's just spewing nonsense since we put that cigar in his mouth.
Now I don't got to listen to him being so annoying. I don't have to rage and crash out. Here we go.
Yeah, this is an easy job. Now we can get out so far out of town. It actually gives us routes that are super far away now with this new DLC.
All right, let's turn right here. [groaning] Oh god, I'm sorry. 67 kid, you're burning me WITH THE CIGAR.
STOP. [screaming] NO. OH, WE MISSED THIS TURN.
ALL RIGHT, we made it. Give me some money. No.
No. No. You give me my money now.
Give me the damn money. 67 kid. I'm not letting you out.
Accidentally opened my door here. Let me help you out. Yeah, there you go.
Give me that cigar back. I know you're not going to pay. Give me the sto.
There we go. Let's throw that back there. Oh god.
Oh god. I'm running him over. 67 kid.
What are you doing? Are you okay? Oh my gosh.
Wait, can we take him for a joy ride? [laughter] Yes. Yes.
We have stolen 67 kid. 67 kid, are you okay? Hold on.
Let's make a sharp turn here. Hopefully he doesn't fall out. Oh, dude.
I don't know what to do. He's literally stuck in my passenger seat. 67 kid, GET OUT OF HERE.
I GOT TO GO GET OTHER CUSTOMERS. Oh my gosh, I'm driving too fast. All right, there's only one more thing we can do.
Just going to put this thing in park real quick and pull over. 67 kid. HOPEFULLY THAT WORKS.
OH GOD. DANG IT. IT DIDN'T WORK.
Let's see if we can just use the power of cheating and just grab him. Oh, he disappeared. Never mind.
Oh, we are causing a traffic jam, too. Look at all those cars flying. Okay, who shall be our next customer?
We have not made any money. Nobody's giving us money. That's not a good thing.
We're going to go stock up on our grenades again. And I want to put some more grenades in my customer's mouths. That is so fun.
All right, Brua P. Bru P is going to give us some money. I can feel it.
He's actually He looks scary, but he's a really nice guy. I promise. Me and him, we did prison time together.
All right, I know him very well. All right, here we go. Um, put it in a neutral here.
All right, Brua, what up? Why you got your boxing gloves on, bud? You're not going to fight me, are you?
You better not try to fight me, Bruiser P. I'm going to be very upset with you. I'm going to keep this thing right here just in case, bro get a little finicky.
Hey, Brua. Damn, far. Oh my gosh.
Stop doing that. Okay, don't do that. Okay, you know what?
How about you stick that in your mouth? You say one more word and I'm pulling the pen. All right, you shut your damn mouth while we drive.
Here we go. Bruise and pee. Look at this new car I got.
RIGHT. OH, GET THE HELL OFF ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH GOD. OH, WE GOT TO GET HIM TO HIS DESTINATION. WHERE' the grenade go?
Oh, it's right here. Oh gosh. That's good.
Here we go. Here we go. Oh my gosh.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
I don't even know where his route is anymore, dude. I'm just taking turns. Why is it so cold in here?
There we go. [screaming and groaning] All right. Is this it right up here?
I think this is the destination. All righty. Here we go.
We're here, baby. All right. Give me some money.
Give me some money. All right. No.
>> No. You're going to give me the You're going to give me some money. All right.
All right. Here. I'm going to open the door.
OH. [screaming] OH. HE'S PUNCHING ME.
STOP. Where's the pee? All right.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Give me the GIVE ME THE THING. GET OUT OF THE CAR.
OH GOD. DID HE DIE? Oh my gosh.
We blew him up. He died. Well, that was fun.
He's probably dead. Oh, he's back. Come on.
DAMN [screaming] IT. JEEZ. We still have not gotten any money.
There's some money in the back here. I don't even know if this is ours, though. Just finding a bunch of dollar bills laying around.
Oh, shoot. Wait, that was actually real tip money. Oh my gosh.
Wait a minute. This means we actually have enough for the flamethrower now. I think we should invest.
Yes, it's $350. Bam. I still want to try to spit on someone.
Just wo. This thing is cool. We got a flamethrower now.
Oh my gosh. I think I need to get a vacuum out here cuz uh bruise a pee actually threw up all over my car and then the leprechaun did as well. Here we go.
The next customer will definitely pay. They're going to rate me eight stars. All right, we're all cleaned up for the most part.
Just throw that out there. We don't need that anymore. We're going to put our flamethrower right there.
Next order. All right, we got a twostar rating. That's fine.
Oh gosh. We got to pick up Ugg G. Oh no.
Oh no. This is not going to be good, guys. It's okay.
We got a super fast car, so it shouldn't be too long of a ride. We just got to make it comfortable for him. You know what I mean?
Oh, he's right here. Oh yes. What the Oh, he just beat the crap out of that guy.
Is this a caveman? All right. You know what?
I'm about to I'm about to show this caveman how fire is made if he if he tried to mess with me. Bro, what you looking at? Let me pop them pimples.
Come here. Oh yeah. You like that?
You dirty caveman. How you don't wash yourself? Little dirt ball.
Is that what you are? There. I just made you look better.
Can we melt his beard? Set him on. >> Oh god.
Hey, cut it out. CUT IT OUT. HEY.
HEY. NO. Bad caveman.
Be good caveman. Be good caveman. Hey, stop.
Stop. Stop. No.
No. All right. OW.
OW. WHAT THE [screaming] HELL? HEY, STOP IT.
Stop puttery. Oh god, we're using it. We're using it.
[screaming] How do YOU LIKE THIS, YOU STUPID CAVEMAN? HUH? YOU LIKE FIRE?
LOOK AT THAT. WE GAVE HIM A nice toasty sunburn. All right, let's get him out of here.
Let's get him to his destination. All right, just driving here. I have no idea where this guy is going.
He is making me go in circles, though, and I don't like that. Uno. Uno bunda.
Yeah, una bunda. Una bunda indeed. You okay?
You chilled out? Hey, I didn't want to have to beat you up back there, but you kind of crazy. Hey, if you hit me again with that stick, I swear I will pull this car over and I will beat that ass.
All right, you better stop it. You better stop it, dude. I'm going to tase you.
Look at You're all bruised already. YOU KNOW WHAT? [screaming] ARE YOU DONE?
HUH? Are we done? All right, let's just All righty.
Let's just get this guy to his apartment or his cave or wherever he lives. All right, you're here. Thanks for the money.
Get out of here. Never again, dude. Get out of my car.
GET OUT OF THE CAR. Get Okay, you don't know how to use doors. Here, let me help you so you can get out of my car.
There. >> Get out. Get out of the car.
Don't you dare. You stupid idiot. Get out of the car.
[screaming] Stupid caveman. Dude, I hate cavemen so much. They're all the same.
All you people are the same. You know that? Can't spit on you, but I would.
What's his horn sound like? Oh, yeah. It's a good horn, too.
All righty, guys. Well, uh, we got to get some more customers here. I'm not making too much money.
I only have $128 and some fuzzy dice. Who is on next passenger? Oh no, I don't like Phoebe.
I mean, Phoebe is a baddie, but like jeez, I hate dealing with her. All right, it's okay. We've dealt with clowns before.
They get out of line, you just shoot them. It's that simple. [music] Or in our new case, we're going to burn her to death.
Oh god, get out of the road. Gosh, people do not know how to walk on the sidewalk here. Here we go.
I don't think I was ready [music] for this new car. I'm not a very good driver in this game and I'm just running over people and hitting other cars. You know, it'd really help if they put like a braking system in this game, but you know, I think that would take away from the [music] chaos.
So, I think, you know, this is just going to be the way it is now. Yo, what up Phoebe? Get in girl.
Hey, what up shotty? What up you baddy? How you doing?
How you doing, girl? You got a smoke you need, huh? >> Oh.
Oh. Oh. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. [laughter] Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Why is it jiggling? Why is it jiggling? Hey, hey, hey.
Uh, okay. You got to go far. All right, here we go.
Phoebe, no jokes. All right, just please. But Phoebe, I'm awake.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just in a rush right now. All right, let's just make a turn here.
She hasn't made any She hasn't made too bad of jokes [music] yet. She's not making me want to literally steer this off a bridge. Okay, what do you want?
What do you want? Why do you keep talking to me? What' you laughing for?
You think you got jokes, huh? I'll show YOU THE REAL JOKES. [screaming] There we go.
Now she's asleep. It's that simple, folks. You got someone yapping in your passenger seat?
Just taste him. All right, here we go. Here's her stop right here.
All right, Phoebe. Yeah, get the hell out of my car. Never come back.
Never come back to Bucksy's Taxi Co. I'm going to leave this video here if you guys want to see some more Taxi Cap and me and this new car right here that's super fast. Make sure to let me know down in the comments below and I will see you guys in the next video.
