hi chandler bing i have a reservation welcome to the chess sunday mr bing so where are you joining us from new york the big apple i'm sorry he's a little bit wound up we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here i ate all my gifts for everybody i'm sorry mr bean there's no record of your reservation in the computer well that's impossible can you check again please check again please i'm sorry it's not here not there let me get this straight i called yesterday to try to cancel my reservation was
told it's not refundable then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you're telling me that we don't have a reservation i don't know what to say she doesn't know what's that just give us the cheapest room you have well unfortunately the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite the rate is 600 that's insane it is totally insane dude let's drive home we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if if they're closed then maybe we'll we'll tap a tree and mix them ourselves does that room
have a closet i can lock him in we'll take it great but they are totally ripping us off dude don't worry about it i know how we can make your money back this is a nice hotel you know plenty of amenities we just load up on those like those apples instead of taking one um i take six great at a hundred dollars an apple we're there come on you get the idea you know we'll make our money back in no time dude you're shaking i think it's the sugar could you hold the apple hi this
is ross geller in suite 206. um i seem to have forgotten a couple of things could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room thank you okay a toothbrush toothpaste razor mouthwash deodorant dental floss band-aids shaving cream aftershave and i feel like i'm forgetting something um is there anything else you you have that i haven't asked for already yeah go ahead set up some tampons what'd you get usa today nice put it with the others and i also got two more apples or four short of a bushel ah i feel so alive i
love being in the country also got these great salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant oh that's not cool dude none of this is cool look chandler you have to find the line between stealing and and taking what the hotel owes you um for example a hairdryer no no no but shampoos and conditioners i guess yes yes now the the salt shaker is off limits but the salt i wish i thought this through i think i get what you mean though like the lamp is uh is the hotels but the bulbs oh you already got
that not my first time in a hotel my friend okay uh how about this no no you can't take the remote control yes but the batteries [Applause] thank you thank you very much oh let's let's celebrate with some maple can no at least tell me where you hit it here's your copy of the bill we hope you enjoyed your stay oh we did and you still have all your lamps well i didn't factor in the room tax oh dude don't worry about it uh i found an unattended maids car we're way ahead of the game
oh my god what there's there's something new in the bowl look we have enough just walk away no but i i want i want the pine cones there's a forest right outside it's not the same okay go quick thank you for a delightful stay my maple candy [Music] you
