greetings Earthling Welcome to our pod oh is this being recorded uh great to be on the Pod guys thanks for having me we have been studying your broadcasts for some time he looks nothing like I imagined yeah Ma says I got a Facebook podcasting silence our species will invade your planet in three days time and we are going to use your weekly broadcast to brainwash the people of Earth into submission so you guys are fans that's crazy we only have like 12 listeners and six of them I mean 12 so you are not commanding a
legion of followers over the airwaves numbers winning numbers they don't matter you know I host a comedy podcast from my basement it's gonna blow up one day it's amazing it's gonna it's I swear what's a podcast well you know it's like uh something to listen to while you're doing the dishes but you want to pretend like you're hanging out with a bunch of friends who don't know you exactly so it's something you play in the background and don't pay attention to no like some white noise you put on to make you feel like you're accomplishing
something you guys are funny okay I gotta get you on my pod Galaxy write that down the human has a space pod of his own and he's inviting us to visit us some sort of power game oh you'll love the premise so each week my calls tonight we force our guests to watch Despicable Me 2 with us and then we say a bunch of half big political takes that we say are jokes when people get offended and then we get mad at Celebrities this is your employment my wife says no I say yes why did
you feel like this was something that needed to be created one day my buddies and I was sitting around and would think it to ourselves what uh we got to start a podcast is this some sort of disease spreading across Humanity we got killer chemistry write that down the human is a trained chemist who can build lethal weapons and he for some reason didn't bring it up until just now even I can tell that's a stretch pal Earthling I order you to record your broadcast right now so we can declare our message to humanity I
guess we could record an episode right now let's just hop in our species cannot jump hey guys this is episode 4862 of the Despicable Me 2 podcast I'm here with some special guests Galaxy Thor and none of your business it's time to broadcast our message people of Earth well first of all before I get to the point of the podcast I like to open up with a quick 30 minute story about my day the people love it they never skip past fine the sort of craziest thing happened this morning I was I was doing laundry
and I accidentally left the clothes in the wash for like five hours you know I I had my pants in there I had uh my underwears then you know what I'm saying I got the box of briefs uh the Calvin Kleins I got the black the blue whatever what am I supposed to do my wife won't do it she's like your own laundry you're bummed stop doing a podcast but I was thinking I was thinking I was thinking as I always do as one does I was thinking okay I was thinking you guys know what
I mean wouldn't it be crazy if they made a machine that washes and dries so it looked like uh you know apparently it's like I looked it up it's like a thing enough let us broadcast our message yeah just one sec uh anyway if you do laundry uh then you gotta try space waste the all-in-one website builder for your website needs what kind of transition was that and how is he sponsored I thought he had like 12 listeners yeah they don't pay much they'll sponsor anyone just go to spacequast.com Despicable Me 2 for 10 off
today now we can finally hold on I'm not done paying the bills yet uh big thanks to razor VPN the only VPN that is also sending you shaving gear each month and it also has a website builder built into it I think we may have abducted the wrong guy again it also helps you shave down there underwear your underwear is yeah this guy's sucks and a big thanks to better fresh Shadow Legends the mobile game where you can cook a gourmet meal with a licensed therapist [Music] Frank James [Music]
