Hello. You're probably wondering why I'm standing here. Well, actually, you clicked on this video, so you already know what's going on.
I am playing on a vibrating plate today, which is an exercise machine that has 200 speeds. So, we're playing at the highest level of Rocket League today using this thing and seeing if we can get a single win. We're going to do five games, and for every goal that goes in, it's plus two speeds.
For every win, it's plus 10, and for every loss, it's plus 25. There's probably going to be a lot of losses. So, we're going to see very high speeds.
I had to take the sign down because it was vibrating too much when I tested this, and I don't want my house to break. So, let's see how it goes. Let's get into game one.
All right, game one. Starting it up. Here we go.
>> Let's go. >> We're on speed one. Who do we got in our team?
Kyla. Okay, so far so good. Now, I am playing on a screen the size of like um an old phone, so we'll see how that goes.
Decent. Good save. I'm stuck in the net, though.
Can I get out of here? Nice. Good try.
Oh, I thought he was going. Dude, I cannot tell. Even with the name plays being this big, I'm like, it's it's hard to see where people are.
Good speed. I'll grab this boost here. Decent.
Ah, that was so hard to save. Open one out. Get him.
Why' I do that? Okay. Kind of threw it away.
Yeah, it's impossible, dude. I can't even see. Like I I really wanted them to challenge for me.
Kyla here, like right here. He needs to cut across and go for the challenge, but he ends up going for the boost instead and leaves me in a Oh, a one v one, which is not good. But we go up to three.
We're up to speed three. What the I can't even I can't even understand what I just witnessed. What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's not. Got to stop faking the challenges, man.
Oh no, that's bad. Hopefully he spawns on this side. Oh no.
Are they going to try and score this? It's fine. Okay.
Click. Bang. Is that a goal?
Let's go. We scored. Nice.
Great pass. We go up to uh speed five though and we continue. If we could win a game, I'd be very impressed.
Uh just go for the boost back there. Good. It's good.
Little bit of slow reaction should be good. Get the boost there, Kyla. I'll try and support behind you.
That's bad. Good. Ah, don't jump.
Don't jump. Good patience. I love that.
Yeah. Let's see if I can control this. Oh, almost.
Play that so slow. I have to just go off audio cues. It's not in.
It's across. Nice. I can't really see who's got the ball there.
Uh I'm technically playing with like two handicaps right now. It's It's awful. Three if you count the If you count the rust.
Good. I bump him. That did nothing.
Make him go. Probably going to go for a psycho. It's totally fine.
Can he go? No. He's on the sidewall there and I was afraid that he was going to try and challenge for me here.
Yeah, the ball went out. No, he needs to go back. We're up to seven.
What are we good? Are you serious, dude? I mean, it is what it is, man.
This Rocket League. Rocket League for you. It's a shot across.
It's going to be saved. Just go for it. Yeah, it's all right.
Behind shot. I'm dead. Oh, man.
Yeah, it's cooked one. No, dude. Kyla.
No, we're at speed nine, which means we go up to 34, which isn't so fun. It's so much faster. How is this only 34?
All right, 34 starting off in this game. We got Yukui. Maybe take his boost here.
down to you. Nice touch. He goes for that.
Ah, good luck teammate. No, it's a good shot from Tyber. We're up to 36.
Yeah, unfortunately Yuki needs to go off the up the wall a little bit earlier than that and get the get the clear or the uh the at least the challenge. But I also messed up my challenge going to the wall. Good.
Get the boost. Nice. Good speed.
Good challenge. Try and bump him here behind. Not a shot on target though.
Get that mid boost. Don't boost the challenge for you. You got to go.
Oh, of course. Trying to stay with this here. Oh, there goes my teammate, unfortunately.
Good challenge. Hey, time Yukui. Let's get it.
Good challenge. Let's go with the boost. Uh, it's okay.
Good control. What? Nice.
Let's go. Come here, Woody. Hello.
I know I'm vibrating, but there's defin That was definitely a demo, right? That's insane. What?
What are you doing, Tyber? Come on. Off wall.
That's good. I think they just took that boost. If only the new update was here.
This is not gonna be fun. Open. Yuki, go.
Why are you in mid? No, don't go. Good fake.
Bang. Let's go. But wait, wait.
Did I go up for the speed earlier? Oh, I did. We're at 38.
Very close to a win. Come on. Let's get it.
That is own goal. Nice. Keep going, Yuki.
Nice. Keep going. Get his own gold.
I can't reach. That's a goal. Oh my god.
Dump again. Go. I can't even score, dude.
Are you serious? Oh no, I didn't get it. I can't even land, dude.
My muscles. I'm floating here. Go, Yuki.
Pinch it. Holy. Okay, we're good.
We're overtime. We got overtime. Good.
50. We won. No way.
There's no way. There's no way. We just won.
It still goes up 10, but I'll take a win. Oh, that puts us up at 48. The chat is crazy.
What is happening? Hey guys, intermission me uh here. I have to take breaks between the games.
I'm sorry, but my legs are on fire. Hope you can understand. Up to 48.
And here we go. All right, we got Mint on our team against Tar and Sharp. Let's try to go.
I'm getting used to it, too. I will say that. Oh no.
I wanted to cut for him. No. I don't know why he went.
Oh no. This is what happens in twos. Everyone challenges as last man like in such a weird spots in North America.
Like mint should just wait cuz look how many open opportunities they could just score if you if you cut in like that aggressively. But we're up to 50 which is one quarter. No.
It's so much worse than a treadmill. I'll tell you that right now. Over him.
around both them. Nice one. Uh, I can't even type to him.
All right, I think we're at 52. I turned it up. Now he's at 50.
This could be a goal here. Nice shot. But I kind of don't like that he scored.
Puts us to 54. Oh my god, it hurts. Go, Mint.
Be free. Carry me. Wait for his touches here around behind them.
Around behind them. Yeah, that's English out. Oh, I couldn't even.
He actually mis flipped and I could have scored if I just waited. That's bad for me. Hopefully Mink can reverse clear this.
Oh, he missed. Going to be a goal. Yeah, if you miss those clears, they're going to read it and just score.
And uh unfortunately because of that, we're at uh 56. Okay, Tar just took the boost. I can't really support the challenge here.
I'm going to go backboard. A maybe I should have just cut. I was hoping that he would just cut in mid or at 58.
I do not get the boost unfortunately. Going to let him back up. Get some boost pads behind him.
Good challenge. Oh, he back flipped. I forced the flip, but then Mint back flipped behind me, I think.
Yeah, those kind of challenges where it just pops back in a minute. Gives them Oh, he was underneath. Okay, we're at 60.
Little scary. Sharp. Didn't read it though.
Nice. Good cut. Just TR might turn that.
I got to go back. I was going to go for their boost, but unfortunately if I do that popping them good 50. Keep going.
That's fine. As long as I can stay with it. He can't, but I'll try.
Dude, my reads on aerials are like the whole screen's vibrating. It's off. Get time.
I would have preferred like a dribble there because the guy's facing backwards. It's up. Okay, they pinch it.
Let's just get the boost and let mid get for the clear. Go for the clear here. Ah, I should have stayed with that.
I'm not really happy with how this game's going so far. Okay, I just faked, I guess. Mid.
What is he drunk? I know I'm probably hard to play with, but like this this this I should just hit. It's also a ghost hit.
Oh man, he pushed up. Okay, we're up to 60. 62.
I got it in my I got the controller in my hand. I got to put it away in my pocket. There we go.
There we go. Bad touch. Top corner.
No. Get the boost though. Grab that.
Nice touch. Bomb. Tar.
One's dead. Wait. It's open.
Get in there. We're up to 64. I don't know if we can bring this game back, but it's possible.
I don't have any like negative effects for being on this thing for too long. I hope not. Wait.
Score that. Good try. Behind him.
No. Bump them. Uh-oh.
Nice touch. Let's go. Great pass.
All right, up to 66. I might have missed one. Let's see.
Nine goals. That's 18 on top of Are we at 48? Oh, we're good.
Fake. Oh, he goes. Dang it, man.
This could be a goal. Can he get back? Oh, maybe he could have, but going to go up to 68.
No problem. I was definitely very savable. That's unfortunate.
Okay. Well, there's probably be another loss. I actually don't feel like we're playing that bad.
I never mind. I'm playing terribly. Can we Oh, wait.
Score that. Wait. No, I don't.
Actually, don't score it. Should I score it? Should we score it?
Bint. Okay, that's not it. All right.
Well, we're at 68 and we're about another 25, which pushes which which puts it as I can't speak. Which push us which puts us at 93. Guys, I don't feel good.
Like the screen like it's giving me like motion sickness. I can't feel my legs anymore. And we're not even past the halfway threshold of the speeds.
I need help. All right, next game. Up to 93.
I had to set it set it up and I didn't get done. So, we're not quite at 93 yet. I think we're at 50 something.
For the next goal, I'll have to go up. Good challenge. Might just be in.
Is that over or in? What a save. What a read, too.
Um, okay. Trying to stay with us here. It's a good challenge.
That's bad though. Okay. So, it's not too bad right now.
The speed's not as high. Unfortunately, it's 53, but I have to go up like another Well, I guess another 42 after this next goal play. OB beast mode's playing well.
I don't know who it is. Oh, he doesn't want to go. Okay.
Good. Good. Fake into a play.
Close. Oh, he trips me up, man. That's annoying.
Uh-oh. I got scared. This is a full game of no fake.
Close. Full game of no goals, which I don't mind. So, miss.
Nice. Let's go. Locked in.
Here we go. All the way up. Okay, now I remember how bad it was.
Now, the reason why I had to turn it back on is because it only has a 10-minute timer, and I don't want it to run out mid game. So, I try to turn it on the second I get a Q. But, it takes a while to get up to speed.
Let's see if we can win this, though. Good. 50 should be obese mode to get that out of here.
Okay, keep going. Can you cut that for me? Maybe I I'll try.
I don't think I really can. It's got to be you. I'm driving around so slow.
I can feel it. They messed up though. Good challenge.
Got to be careful of a bump. Nice. Keep going.
I'm scared. I I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
He played that corners for so long that he actually managed to make them get the boost respawn. What? He's have it.
Okay. What a flick. Good.
Good challenge. Jacob, you got to do something good with this. Over him.
No. Not another goal. Okay, we're good.
How did I do it back like that? So, that's another 10. Are we at 95?
We're at 95. So, we're at 105. Okay, I got to get off this.
Oh, I can't even get the speed up. Oh, no. I'm not moving until I get it up.
Excuse me. All right, we're good. I'm here.
Okay, it's tricky. Exc I heard a ball touch. Excuse me.
Yeah, unfortunately on this challenge right here, Jade needs to make something happen like a bump or a touch on the ball, but unfortunately, they do not get either. And that puts me uh in a really tough spot against an air dri bump, but let's see how we do. It's behind both.
Oh, we're getting bumped. Over one. Take the boost.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, it's funny cuz Tricky thought that Jade would take the boost.
That's a smarter play to do. And they actually ends up not not uh going for the boost because he thinks Jade's going to be smarter. But actually, it worked out.
109 speed so far. Weird play, but we'll take it. Score.
Oh, I mean, he's going to stick around. I thought thought maybe he would go for the shot once I set it up. Um, good save.
I mean, that was decent, right? I can't even move, dude. It's so bad.
Good. No, don't take my boost. Thank you.
What a shot. All right. 111.
The the the vibrating plate is like actually turning. I'm rotating slowly. Oh, that's my bad.
Uh hopefully I can just jump and challenge. Wow. Decent.
Should be good. Fre's in a weird spot. That's okay.
It stalls a little bit, I guess. Nice challenge. Should be okay.
He's mid. Tricky fakes. Oh, it hurts, man.
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
Get the boost. Perfect. All right, Jay, do your do your magic.
Don't touch it again. Let's keep it in the air. Uh, not like No, I didn't mean like that.
Above him. Can I even score this? Oh no, the boost.
How does that happen? Good challenges. Keep going.
Shot. Is that going to be a goal? of that too.
He should be able to get back. Nice. Really panicked and then shot a 50.
Good fake challenge for me. Oh no. Good challenge.
That's That shouldn't be that dangerous, but Ah, that's not good. Oh, dude. I'm scared.
I just missed the boost. Woo! I can't do I can't see the screen.
Keep going. False or Jane, I mean. Sorry.
Is that it? Let's go. Oh.
All right. For the last 37 seconds, I'm going 190 now with 200 speed. Oh god.
Oh, it hurts my ears. Oh, you can't even hear it anymore. It's that fast.
Bang. Oh, he scored. Ow.
Ow. My I'm I'm I'm fully numb. I'm fully numb.
It hurts so much. And they forfeit, guys. Look at We have a runaway plate.
Uh guys, that was uh that was that was certainly something. Um thanks for watching. Somehow we went three and two in the games in the video.
Um there's a couple in between there where my legs were hurting so much I had to stop the recording uh and just play normally. Uh but for the games that I did survive, 32. Wow.
