[Music] you know when they say we was heading south for the Border I thought hey this place can't be any more [ __ ] than say the Middle East you know y'all got good food here y'all got good women and y'all got you also got Mexican Coke but here I am 36 hours of No Sleep eating veggie omelet MREs fighting drugged up animals I haven't eaten a single Taco yet what's up with that I can't say that I no way but hey I know this a street vendor from my home please shut the [ __
] up you people already attempted kill me on a daily basis then you make me hungry with this food talk [ __ ] I could go for some tacos right now man Skippy your ass always got something to say when we talking about food cuz food tastes good man makes you feel nice when you eat nice though can't say I've been eating nice recently especially since our only option for food is veggie omelette well eating nice also means you gain weight what the last time you stepped on a scale get off my ass gunny you're
my team leader not my dietitian you know our food kind of well balanced here too man we got protein from Los rolis chicken be oh and don't get me started I said enough with the [ __ ] food talk please and thank you hey my bad hes I wish we had civilized conversations with cartel members more often why if we did that we'd have less [ __ ] to kill yeah well Fred I prefer that less people shoot at me and want to kill me same here but if we kill the [ __ ] first
who's going to want to kill us and after all V on who started all this [ __ ] huh well an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind you pulling up the gandi quotes now I knew you were a peace loving fat hey sorry for interrupting holes but when are we getting the [ __ ] out of here man we've been here for like an hour first of all that's an understatement because we actually been sitting here for 4 hours and uh yeah sorry Jose but I have no clue when we're going to
transport you how do you know my name was Jose I didn't corpal in CLA finally man yes Lieutenant we're taking the prisoners to a p camp in zaners to get your men ready we're ask Mike I'll tie his [ __ ] hands and give him one of your MREs you guys know better Lieutenant do you know when or if we'll be receiving different MREs in the near future I ask this because the vei option has been a detriment to CH morale well unfortunately due to supply chain issues and demand for more popular Entre we won't
be seeing different options in near future do you have any more questions cpal no sir all right carry on uh sir it always bothered me how you have such a bougie ass last name gunny Sinclair yeah sounds like royalty you royalty gunny if I'm royalty then you [ __ ] are my subjects now get this [ __ ] in the goddamn humy we're getting out of here sir you're not allowed to smoke here oh oh oh [ __ ] my bad what was the what was my total again uh yeah anyway your total is $15.83
well okay well I only got this wait what yeah I can give you change for that wait wait wait hold on $15.83 for some Doritos in a soda well yeah there the sales tax and you didn't even touch the [ __ ] register did you do the sales tax in your head or something well I do have a bachelor's degree in mathematics so you're telling me the sales tax is 120% or something like that like where are you getting $15.83 from aren't you a little overqualified for this job yeah I am overqualified for this job
also to explain your total there's this fee a fee what the [ __ ] you mean there's a fee a fee for what well since you're human there's a fee so you tell me there's a $10 fee for being born the way I was born well yeah uh most stores have been implementing this fee it's been widely accepted as of recently recently being ah probably the last week or so I don't know man I checked Twitter there's bunch of [ __ ] have internet like look dog just forget it I'll go the vending machine or
something hey you know he's not a dog right huh no no I excuse me you called him a dog he's clearly a fox are you stupid or something no no no I something I call everyone so you're a bigot and generalize people okay all right what I look I'm I'm sorry I don't have time for this I have a job interviewing in an hour and I would like to ow what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that there's more where that came from you racist [ __ ] bigot do you just
carry around [ __ ] kitchen utensils yeah it's pretty [ __ ] useful you're not allow to throw knives at here you [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] kill you oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] where did you even keep the [ __ ] kitchen utensils so I'm going to have to call the police oh my [ __ ] god oh [ __ ] made it okay [Music] [Music] [Music]