Hello and welcome to the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. I'm Ricky Jay. Thank you.
You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards. So, I don't care anymore. Um, I'm joking.
I never did. Let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we?
Remember, they're just jokes. We're all going to die soon and there's no sequel. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
So, no. Shush. It's her It's her daughter I feel sorry for.
Okay. That must be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her. And her dad was in Wild Hogs.
No one cares about movies anymore. No one goes to cinema. No one really watches network TV.
Everyone's watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out going, "Well done, Netflix. You win everything.
Good night. " You could binge watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching the show. Spoiler alert.
Um, season 2 is on the way. So, in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself, just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up.
I know he's your friend, but I don't care. It was a big year for pedophile movies. Um, Surviving R.
Kelly, Leaving Neverland, Two Popes. Shut up. Shut up.
I don't care. I don't care. The Irishman was amazing.
Long, but amazing. Um, it wasn't the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly 3 hours long.
Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. So many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. Um, unfortunately there's nothing we can do about that.
The Hollywood Foreign Press are all very, very racist. So, we were going to do an inmemoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough. They just know.
