What the [ __ ] Okay, let's rewind this a little bit. Picture this. Okay, exams are done.
Summer has started and all you want to do is just party with your friends. And in a perfect world, Brody the frat boy is throwing some house party on Friday night. But this is not America.
I live in the middle of the sea. Like literally, there are no frat houses here. And no one's going to throw a house party in their own home when all the neighborhoods in Malta are stacked like this.
Hey, suggestion. You should throw a party with your friends. I'm going to throw the party with my friends.
Now, this is not an easy task for broke 18-year-old students to do. We did actually throw a house party before, but it was with mutual friends and it was only 100 people. But this time, we are doubling everything, even the size of the villa.
I mean, look at this [ __ ] The pool, the bar, the grass that you all need to touch. The poles, the hot tub, the [ __ ] waterfall in the pool. Our villa checked.
And now for the amount of people. Don't start thinking crazy numbers now. Last party was 100.
We're going to double that to 200. Guess how much we have right now. way more than 200 that I feel like I shouldn't publicly say online.
It's fine. We got it under control. What the [ __ ] is happening?
Decor time. I know you're expecting some fun segment of us going to go shopping for decor, but as I said, we're lowkey broke and Loki got everything from Teimu and shipped it to Alyssa's house. The decoration is here.
Oh my god, look. All the floaties, all the all the cups. Oh my god.
Thank you, Alyssa. Now for the They're delivering it that day. And the mixers, they're at Alyssa's house and she's going to deliver them by car on that day.
I forgot to record the next clip, but we got the drinks. Next step, you know what's coming. It's the 13th of June.
It's the day of the party. I am [ __ ] my pants, but like actually, I am walking to the toilet right now. Anyways, slight problem.
It's 11:00 a. m. right now.
And we told the alcohol people, "Deliver the alcohol at 1:00 p. m. " What do they do?
They are going right now. No one is at the villa. Okay, so my task of the day, I'm going to go across the street to get the food for the party.
Yes, we have food this time. Dude, it's hot as [ __ ] balls. There's literally a tear running down my leg and not in the good way.
What the actual hell, dude? Why is there so many pizza boxes? How the [ __ ] do you expect me to carry all this home?
I need to go back for like round two, guys. There's so much stuff. The car can't even close.
Guys, this is the villa. My friend Yena said it looks like the gates of heaven. Okay.
Hi. How you feeling? Oh, I just woke up and I just woke up.
You like the view? Yeah, it's amazing. I agree.
Alcohol. She likes alcohol. [Music] What the [ __ ] are you doing?
There's a bee. There's a bee. Where?
What the [Music] guys? There's a shopping cart, but it's hot as [ __ ] You want to jump? on the oven.
She's been having her pizza cook in the oven for like the past 30 minutes. It was not on. Just like, I guess.
I don't know how deep it is, though. It's not [Music] I just swallow water. [Music] bartender for God.
Hey guys, we're getting ready right now. Oh my god, I do look like a jungle. I was walking by, Amy was like, Kira, you look like you're out of the jungle.
The ha's like stayed over my Oh, I got ha as well. Thank you, Alissa. They're on my back as well.
Ain't no one seen [ __ ] in the Oh, yeah. But here. Here, guys.
Let me point it out to you. Stop recording me and come do it for me. Okay.
Preparing everything. There's these like cute little thingies. Whatever.
Guys, I'm really scared it's going to go bad. Like, I know it's not going to go bad because how is it going to go bad, you know? We had so much preparation, but I'm just scared.
I'm really scared. This is a [ __ ] ass. Also, guys, look at my outfit, guys.
Do you hear the music? I hope I don't get copyrighted. The doors are not locking.
Like he didn't give us a key and we need to keep our stuff there. Guys, I have my MacBook in my bag. What the [ __ ] am I going to do?
Oh, ice is here. That is a lot of [ __ ] ice. People are coming in.
And I'm also going to take another pizza. I'm [ __ ] hungry as [ __ ] Look how many people are coming. This is a bling.
It's Yes, it's very blurry. Oh my god. You showed them my pennels on this side.
There's one on my leg. Wait, move down. Happy birthday.
No. Pop it. Pop it.
Pop the tag. Wait. Hey, Jerry.
Gary. Who the [ __ ] is Gary? Oh, do I?
No. Jamie. Hello.
Hi. [Music] Hello. Hey.
How you think of the party? Like a D party, man. [ __ ] lovely party, man.
How's the party so far? Uh, good. I'm soaking.
[Music] There's actually people coming and I'm I'm scared to vlog. Honestly, this is for his mom's number. Come on.
Yeah. Come on. Oh, wait.
Oh, [ __ ] That was T. You get the shot. If you get the shot.
Okay. You get my entire YouTube channel. [Music] Crazy, huh?
100. If you get this, you're going to hit 100 million subscriber. No, 100,000 subscribers by the end of this year.
[Music] [Applause] No, I'm really surprised that no one's in the pool right now. Like, no one in the in the Follow me. Follow me to the pool.
Follow me. [Music] Wait, never mind. There's actually one person in the pool.
There's that one. Wait a second. He's in the watermelon thingy.
That was my favorite floaty. Guys, we're playing music from my laptop, but I'm really cautious about my laptop because, you know, if anyone ever gets my login, they literally [ __ ] hack me. I'm hiding the laptop in my cupboard.
The funniest thing is every person's like belongings are in this room. Okay, everybody's And I have to lock the door. And obviously, the owner didn't give us the key, so I have to get out from the [ __ ] window.
Let's go. Let's go out the window. What the [ __ ] do you have on your head?
I'm going try them off. [Music] What the [ __ ] Hi guys. Hi.
Oh, hi. I follow you on Tik Tok and Instagram. Hell yeah.
That's what you're supposed to do. High five. It's only 8:00 p.
m. We're lowkey [ __ ] Also, I'm pissing right now, so Oh my god, there's no toilet paper. Wait.
God bless. Yeah. Hey, look.
She give me that She give me that She give me that feeling that made me want to give her all the love that I got on. I'll give me that. What are you doing, baby?
She give me the things that I need. She give me a reason to brea. Give me that.
She gives me what I need. Give me that. What the [ __ ] is happening?
Give me that. She give me that. She give me that feeling that made me want to give her all the love I got.
She give me that. Give me that. There is no pizza.
You ate the pizza. You ate the pizza. You ate You all ate the pizza.
Everyone say I love Kira. I love Kira. I love Kira.
I love pizza. I love pizza. I love I love Say something for my YouTube.
Amazing party. 10 out of 10 would totally attend again. Someone broke a lamp.
Someone [ __ ] broke a lamp. We are reaching the end of the party and guys, the lamp is [ __ ] broken. People are throwing up.
We ordered crackers from delivery. Yeah. Clean it up.
Oh, are you [ __ ] Pick that up. Pick them up. That is them.
Take them to the front door. People are [ __ ] The place is [ __ ] The The lamp is broken, babe. Who the [ __ ] broke the lamp?
The lamp is broken. Honestly though, party was success. like party was a [ __ ] success.
You want to say anything? Oh, this is disgusting. I'm going to squeeze onto your foot.
You're not going to put it all over the step. J someone pissing it. I'm going to grab the thing and pull it up.
It's better if you just get a plunger because like No one actually pissed in the sink. What the [ __ ] is that? Don't Don't point it to me.
[Music] There's so many freaking trash bags. You know how much [ __ ] I found in the [ __ ] like actual [ __ ] No, like I found perfume cigarettes obviously. You know I found a phone in my in the grass.
I found plastic tea in the grass. You found a phone in the Yes, it was mine. What do you think about the party?
I love it. I was drunk. I didn't drink, but it was fun.
Hell yeah. Everyone had fun. Some people almost died.
Security guards were gassed. Three people almost died. Don't bring my shooters into this.
Huh? Party was really good. Amazing.
Better than I thought. Oh [ __ ] Some people need to learn how to drink. Kira steals the juice.
Okay. So, what happened tonight? Three people almost [ __ ] died.
Bro, you should tell them when I came to you and I was like, "Oh my god, this girl collapsed. Bro, I literally saw your heart sink. I've never seen that.
" Someone was foaming at the mouth. You know who you are. Okay, you I'm so sorry.
I know you. I hope you're okay. But dude, you were foaming at the [ __ ] mouth, bro.
Foaming at the broke. Oh, look who's behind you. [ __ ] enemies.
Literally, who the hell? Why? You broke the lamp.
You broke the lamp in half. Not even the half. The pole and the lamp itself.
Look at it. Look at the ball. Look at the Who broke the balls.
Who broke the balls? Who broke my balls, bro? My balls, bro.
Broken. So, oh [ __ ] Not the plants. This guy really likes his plants.
We got to clean the plants. He literally told us like, "Okay, you can rent the villa. It's fine.
It's like do anything you want, but don't touch my baby plants. " Not the plants. We could have flipped this entire place upside down.
He doesn't care. Plants. His plants.
His plants. What the [ __ ] First, what the [ __ ] is that? First of all, look, if you sit down, you put that in your butt.
Okay, don't actually do it, though. That's a big gay. off.
Me and Christa are the last ones to leave the villa. We like cleaning everything up. Look at the amount of [ __ ] trash bags.
Bye.
