The entire uncut voice recordings for Get Fatter Now - Episode 1

Okay, I'm ready. You ready? Mhm.

Okay. Three, two, one. Go, go, go, go.

Quick, go. You did not say anything. You're the first.

You're the first line. No, but it doesn't that doesn't matter. You just say you say whatever say whatever it is you need to say.

Oh, okay. So, we say it like at the same time, but you can't write things off. Take your glasses off.

Ready? Okay. Okay.

Okay. Three, two, one, go. Quick.

Oh my god. Oh my god. What do we do?

Pick up his legs. Pick up his legs. Pick up.

What do we do? What do we do? Pick up.

Pick up. We're killers. Gilly.

No, you don't. You don't start saying the first line yet. What do you mean?

I said the first line already. That's No, because that's after we get in the car. Did you see that?

Oh my god. Oh my god. What do we do?

I don't know. I don't know. Okay, but let's not panic.

All right. Fear is the mind killer. We're killers, Gilly.

We killed that guy. He's dead. The only thing you've killed is this vibe.

Okay. Let's not jump to conclusions. We have to stay calm.

Stay calm. You're asking me to stay calm. That That is what I'm asking.

Yes. Stay calm. Yes.

Stay calm. Yes. Okay.

Everything's going to be fine, Gilly. Yeah. This is it.

You know, right? Our life is over. We're done.

We are going to jail for a long time. Nico, for the last time, we don't even know we killed him. Okay.

Even if we didn't, we ran him over, didn't we? Let's face it, we're going to jail either way. Nico.

Nico. Yes. Yes.

I have a plan. A plan? That's right.

First things first, we need to determine whether that guy we ran over is even dead. That will vastly change what we do next. Okay.

What do we do if he's alive? We find out what he knows. See if he remembers who ran him over.

If he doesn't, then we're off scot-free. Okay. And if the best possible outcome doesn't happen every time, say that again, but more like frantically.

And if the best possible outcome doesn't happen every time. Okay, that's good. Wait, say it again.

Say one more time. One more time. Okay.

Yeah, but like how like like um hold on. Um Okay. And if the best possible outcome doesn't happen every time that Okay.

And if the best Okay. And if the best possible outcome doesn't happen every time, food for thought. What if he does remember us?

Uh big frying pan, I guess. I like it. And if he's dead, he's not going to be dead.

How long are you going to be in denial for? Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.

Wait. How long are you going to be in denial for? We've been talking for like 30 seconds, okay?

And this isn't denial. I'm all the way to acceptance. All right.

We're good people. We've lived good lives. Something this bad wouldn't happen to a couple of good guys like us.

Why would God be so cruel? That's a good point. What are we going to tell Franny?

Well, man, Franny, uh, nothing. Face it, Nico. She wouldn't have our backs.

She'd turn us to the pigs immediately. Her only god is capitalism. Now, come on.

If I'm Okay, now come on. I make sure if we Oh my god. One time.

One time. Now, come on. I'm sure Okay, hang on.

Now, come on. I'm sure if we explained to her the situation, she'd understand. I highly doubt she would betray us.

We've known each other our whole lives. Nope. She betray us immediately.

I'm sorry, but it's just you and me from here on out. Okay. Well, how are we going to get the guy in?

Okay, that was [ __ ] Okay. Well, how are we going to get the guy in without her noticing? We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Okay, we ate that up. Where is it? Okay, everything is going just as intended.

Time for phase two of the plan. We go back to the house. We bring him in very carefully so as not to hurt him any more than we have.

And to stop the bleeding, we bandage every part of him and inject him with a very large dosage of painkillers so he's not in any more pain. Then we wait, play the long game, rejuvenate him in the basement, hiding him from Franny and the cops until he's all better. Tell him we found him on the side of the road.

We don't know what happened to him. And we help bring him back to full health. Then we let him go and we get off scot free.

[Music] [ __ ] are you sure? Okay, wait. Hold on.

Are you sure we're going to Okay, that's [ __ ] Hold on. Are you sure we're going to be able to manage all this? Nickels and dimes, Nico.

Try again. Nickels and dimes, Nico. Nickels and dimes.

What does that mean? Wait, hold on. I I don't like fine.

Okay. Okay. What does that mean?

We're just going to have to try. If we do our best, then that's the best we can do. And what if he's dead?

What if you shut up? Oh my god. Okay, wait.

Let me let me add a little bit of Eddie Murphy in there. Oh my god. You beat the show.

Okay. Ready? Oh my god.

Okay. Ready. Oh my god.

A few different races. Okay, I'll do that, too. Okay.

Um, where are we? Okay. Dingdong.

Oh god. Who could that be? What if it's the cops?

It's not going to be cops. Hold on. I laugh.

I laugh. No, I liked it. I liked it.

I liked it. Okay. Wait.

Wait. Let's do it without without laugh just in case you change your mind later. Okay.

What if it's the cops? It's not going to be cops. Okay, now I need to Now I'm going to put on my cop voice.

Okay, wait. Let's hear it first. Let's hear it first.

Okay, where are we? Hello, I'm the cops. I'm finding it.

Okay. Okay. Hello, I'm of the cops here on an investigation.

Mind if I come in? Do I? No.

Can I get you anything? Me? Uh, milk, please.

Good boy. Okay. Can I smoke in here?

Well, all right. It's just you talking to yourself for two pages. Yep.

So, we had a call in today about a missing person last seen around 8:00 a. m. heading to work by his wife.

He's reported absent from work and his wife started to get very worried. Reported him missing at 11:00 a. m.

very quick if I have to say. He's only been missing a few hours. He'd probably turn up by midday.

But I guess his wife is the top to worry a lot. You know, thinks that uh another minute that goes by is a another minute he could be dying. So, you know, I have to do my duty.

So that's why I'm out looking for him, patrolling the neighborhood, looking for people to question. That's when your house caught my eye. The car outside, its front bumper is completely covered in blood.

Uh uh it is. I I didn't notice, you know. I mean, the the car's red.

Uhhuh. Uh are you That's so That voice actually so good. You like it?

You like it? Good. That's actually so good.

Look, he's going to redeem you for Juliet. That good, good, good. That's the whole reason why I'm doing all this.

Just so I can Oh my god. No, I'm just playing. Okay.

No, you're not. Are you Are you accusing me of something? I was driving in the woods and uh I hit a deer, but I didn't know I made it bleed.

Really? There are roads in the woods? Are there roads with woods on either side?

Yes. I feel I should tell you, uh, Mr Gilly, this actually isn't my department. Missing persons, but uh you know what the mayor is doing redistributing the precincts.

Pud try that again this actually uh isn't my department missing persons but uh you know but uh you know what the mayor is doing redistributing the precinct's budget severely underst staffed. Yeah, that mayor is such a [ __ ] Do you know what they call me? Gilly.

No, they call me the alien hunter. Aliens are aliens are real. Do you mean like uh illegal aliens?

Like um like immigrants? No, I don't mean immigrants. Calling people aliens is dehumanizing.

No, I'm talking about aliens. Real aliens. ETS ass third kind [ __ ] Xenomorph [ __ ] Right.

Okay. Uh, Mr Cop, sir. Uh, those are all movies.

I mean, have you actually ever hunted an alien? Have I ever You think I got this name because I didn't hunt any aliens? I got this name because I earned it.

So, you've actually hunted aliens. Of course, I've actually hunted aliens. I I'm going to do that again.

Of course, I've actually hunted aliens. I admit I haven't found an alien since the '9s, which was uh kind of the peak for alien activity. Oh, yeah.

But uh it's been required since. Uh have I been getting sloppy or or have they been getting more crafty? So, let me get this straight.

Uh, you were sent out to find a missing person and you think what? It is something to do with with aliens. Do you think I'm harboring an alien?

Okay. Have you seen American Dad? Oh my god, that alien.

What's his name? Roger. Roger.

He's always wearing disguises. playing dress up and no one ever notices. No one sees through his disguise.

If I was in that show, that alien would have been a head on a stick before you got to the second season. Yes. Tell me, Gilly, what are those big spiky things protruding out of your head?

Oh, what? Are you really suggesting that that I'm an alien? Are you serious?

You think I I'm in some disguise? You think this is a wig? You think I came down on my mother ship and and kidnapped that man so I could mutilate his balls?

I think all of that ex except one part. I I think that's your real hair. But I don't trust you.

All right. There is definitely something off about you. Yeah.

Well, this milk is off. It's your milk. I think you are responsible for it turning sour.

Mr Copsir, I have no idea on the whereabouts of this missing person that you haven't even told me the name of, and I'm extremely disrespected that you that you would assume I'm I'm an alien of no basis whatsoever. I suggest you leave now and stop looking for aliens and start looking for real people who are actually missing. Or maybe, I don't know, get your life together.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Well, guess what, Bub? You might not be an alien, but there's definitely something fishy in this town.

I can smell it. And sure, I could look for that missing person and find him, but when the aliens come and attack, I managed to let one of its lackey report back to Star Command, and we all get exterminated. I'll think to myself.

I should have found that alien. H Yeah. Yeah.

I I've I've always said this. Uh quick question. Are you the only person in this case?

Yep. Awesome source. Go.

Here we are right in the middle of bum [ __ ] nowhere. This town has chewed me up and spit me out more times than I can remember. And yet I'll keep coming back.

It's been 10 years since I left my life of crime. I just try again. It's been 10 years since I left my life of crime.

I just couldn't bear what he was doing to me, to my family, my mom. It's so much It's so much easier to voice act when when you're doing it in a voice that isn't yours. That's true.

Was that Was that um was that the whole line? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Where are we? Where are we?

Okay. I got to do the thing. Uh hey, I'm walking here.

Every time I turn away, I see that town in my restless dreams. So, I always come back looking for answers when I don't find them at the end of a bottle. Now, here I am.

I've sacrificed everything and I'm back to square one. Everyone thinks I'm just a new recruit. The square.

He only plays by the rules. Captain's pet. That's good.

They said I was too much of a loose cannon for the force. Yet they always need me back when there's a case they can't solve. Another missing person.

They don't know me. No one knows me. I don't even know my I've I've lost the voice.

No, it was funny. That was okay. Okay.

Ready? Go from I don't even I don't even know myself. I feel like I'm living two lives.

It's okay. Okay. My brain is telling me it's just another missing person's case.

It happens all the time. But my gut is telling me there's something bigger at play here. I can convince myself that all I want.

Wait, hold on. Okay. I can convince myself all I want that I'm just a inexperienced constable, but I know deep down I'm just a thug playing dress up.

Someone pretend to be Someone pretending to be someone else. I can never tell my partner who I used to be. He'd never understand.

Okay. That [ __ ] cop thinks aliens. But I have a hankering that the man responsible for kidnapping that guy was the same man who killed my wife.

Crazy Mo. Nice. Thank you.

Okay. Does that mean I don't know what kind of men this is. Okay.

I don't know what kind of man this is. Do it again. Do it again.

I don't know what kind of man this is. Hey, let's bounce. We got work to do.

Do you want to do the bartender? Wait, wait. So, so it's still the voiceover.

No, no, no. We just said was us thinking to ourselves now in real life. We're still doing the voice, the fake.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's talking to each other. Okay.

Okay. Yes. I meant Do you want to do the bartender?

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

You guys go big. Wait, let's Yeah, just put it on our tab. Okay.

Johnny Jambo and we go baby Sino. Was that the same voice you were using before? Nope.

Let me get back to it. Okay. I don't know what kind I think.

Like I don't I don't know what kind of man this is. Yeah. It was that.

Yeah. Just put it on our tab and we go baby hands. So Sino chills.

And we've got a case to solve. Hi, I'm Dax Hill and you're watching GFN News. The N also stands for news.

We are so sorry to interrupt your broadcast, but due to a new guideline being enforced by Mayor Westward, all shows airing in the district will now have a brief intermission to air news segments, commercials, and electoral announcements. This is just one of the many changes our mayor is introducing that I have coined the stupid bull crap that doesn't help anything. The mayor has just somehow been elected for his fourth term with an overwhelming 60% of the vote.

Now I wonder what other amazing ideas the mayor will come up with. This town has a 40% higher fentinel abuse rate than any other town for miles. Is Mayor Westward going to fix it?

No. He is only where he is today because his parents were oil refiners and his wife is really ugly. Now, let us all give a really warm welcome to our special guest this week, the mayor.

The floor is yours, Westwood. Do that again cuz I went I grunted. The floor is yours, Westwood.

Come on. Tax Bayer money was uh spent on this. Least you could do is say something.

What was that? I'm trying I'm trying I'm going to get it down. Hold on a minute.

Go. What was that? H What was what?

That all that [ __ ] you just said. Um, mayor, was anything I said untrue? Uh, uh, yeah.

Oh, [ __ ] Hold on. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Uh yeah, [ __ ] It was it?

Yes. Which bits? Um about how [ __ ] Um how about my wife being ugly?

Wow. That's the only part you focus on. You see, folks, this is what politicians do.

They focus on one really minuscule detail while ignoring all the real problems, and they try and prove that detail wrong, and they think they're right about everything. That wasn't what I was to No, wait, that's not [ __ ] That wasn't what I was do. The attractiveness of one person is completely subjective.

Whereas the mayor's deliberate ignorance of real objective issues is just discarded to the shadows. Just discarded to the shadows. Okay.

I didn't come Okay. I didn't come out all the way here so I could be insulted. All the way down here.

Your house is 10 minutes away. This is the town network. You see, everything you say is just pure filth.

You can make a true statement if you tried. Here's a true statement. You're a You say the N word.

We're going to believe it anyways. Here's a true statement. You're a [ __ ] I had to say I say h.

Hi, I'm Dex Hill. Okay. Uhhuh.

Is this all you came on here to say, Westwood? Because uh this has been an embarrassing waste of time to all the viewers at home. Sorry, I I zoned out.

You don't have any lines, but if you could say say something, try and like walk away from the mic like you're storming off then like say noises as you're leaving like Okay, ready. Hold on. Wait.

Okay. Okay, that was good. Um Okay.

Oh, there he goes. Wow. Well, then I am so sorry about that, everyone.

But, you know, can we really be surprised? I'm going to let you go back to what you were watching. I wonder what our friends got up to while we were gone.

Let's see, shall we? Wait, hold on. What if I do like a Hello.

Hi. Do you need something? Uh, yeah.

Uh, I'm with Nico right now. And hi. Nico says hi.

I heard him. Hi. Uh, Freddy says hi.

And um we were just wondering if uh you're at the house right now or are you out? Um I am out at the minute. Why?

What? Turn. Yeah, that page is Yeah, that page is upside down.

All right, whatever. Our thingies are really small on the thingy. All right, cool.

Cool. Oh, cool. Great.

Um, I was just wondering cuz uh I uh I was going to cook. You were going to cook? Yes.

What are you going to cook? Uh, cow, meat, beef. Okay.

Uh, well, I'll be back around 3. Cool. Cool.

Great. Uh, so we should, uh, probably get going now. Okay.

So, uh, yeah, I'll see you later. Uhhuh. Bye.

Nico says bye. I heard him. Bye.

Freddy says bye. Okay, here we go. Sorry.

I just I just can't bear this anymore. And I can't live on like this. He He was my whole world and he's he's he's gone.

And I feel incomplete. We make a hole. Well, you see there is your first problem.

I mean, you make a hole. So, what does that make you? Go again.

Do it again. You know what? Fine.

You know what? Fine. I'll go again.

I'll go again. It's fine, Harry. No, really.

It's fine. No. No.

No. No. No.

Really? Okay. I'll take I'll take the question.

Much better before. You got to Okay. Okay.

I need to get back to where I was at before. Okay. Run it back.

Okay. Okay. Tell me when you're ready.

Go. Well, you see, there is your first problem. I mean, you make a hole.

So, what does that make you? Half a person. That's no way to see yourself.

He is merely the wind beneath your sails. But you, ma'am, are the whole freaking boat. No.

You said no. No. Oh, no.

And then we say yes. No. You got to be like no.

All right. Okay. Okay.

Sorry. No. Yes.

No, I'm not. Mr. Denning, I need you to be strong for us.

Be strong for him. If I actually make eye contact with you, then I want it. What if he's dead?

Dead? Being a pessimist is a very ugly color on you. We don't think he's dead.

Oh, sorry. Do you know where he is? Uh, no.

No, but we are on the lookout. Okay. We are My mic is not on.

No, I was just going to say yes. Okay. You said 3 2 1 go.

I went. No, that was going to start recording. Yes.

Oh, yes. Wait. 3 2 1 go.

Okay. Okay. Ready?

Go. Yeah. Yes.

No, I'm not. Mr. Denning, I need you to be strong for us.

Be strong for him. [Applause] Wait, we've already done this bit. Um, okay.

No, but we are on the lookout. Okay. We are working round the clock day and night to find him.

Where have you looked? Uh, this diner. And after this, we're going to go look in a shopping center.

What are your badge numbers? What? Wait.

3 4 5 9 6 uh 12 2 1 uh 0 1 Aren't there supposed to be letters in there? If you wanted letters, you should have asked for our badge strings. There are no there are no letters in this district.

No. Okay. And that's and that's it.

And Okay. Now you're ready. Okay.

Mr Denning, please don't die. I don't care about getting caught or start to You got to be like begging. What?

So more distressed. Yeah. Like you're you're begging him to live.

Like you're not It feels like you're telling him off, but you're begging him. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Ready? I'm ready.

Mr Denny, please don't die. I don't care about getting caught or going to prison. I just want you to be okay.

Your wife really misses you. Please don't disappoint her. Okay, this is where I punched something.

So, I got to Nico, what time is it? It's 3 N. It's 3:00.

Franny's coming home. That was not I didn't like that. Do you want to do it again?

Was that Was that good or not? I don't know. Yeah.

What page? I'm home. Franny Francine Fran Fran Franny Stan.

How the devil are you? I'm good. Tell me about your day.

Spare no detail. Tell me everything. Okay.

Well, I went to the bank this morning to get my card unfrozen. We cut to Franny in the You don't say. You don't say.

You don't say that. You say You say the clerk lets out a sigh. Yeah.

You don't You go. You see where it says, "So, while I was waiting for my car to freeze, you Sorry. I just Um, okay.

It's going to break up my flow. Let me just read it again. " That's fine.

Do you have to do anything or should I just read it again? Okay. Okay.

Well, I Why did you silence it? I did not know. I s me.

You s me as well. But every I can't hear anything anymore. You don't need to.

There's nothing you Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Well, I went to the bank this morning to get my card unfrozen. So, while I was waiting for my car to unfreeze, I had to go shopping.

It's my cousin's birthday in a few weeks and I was so I'm just gonna have to read through this a few times. Okay. Well, I went to the bank this morning to get my card unfrozen.

So, while I was waiting for my car to unfreeze, I had to go shopping. It's my cousin's birthday in a few weeks and I was co-incharge of putting the whole thing together. So, not only did I have to get her a present, you know, I also had to buy all the decorations and drinks.

So, then I'm going to start. So then again, okay, so then after that, I had to go back to the bank to collect my card and pretty much that was my day. What the [ __ ] Okay, I'm logging in.

And pretty much that was my day. Then I made my way back here. I can't I can't read.

I'm actually geeking out. No. Okay.

And that was pretty much my day. Then I made my way back here and I'm sitting here talking to you. But I tell you, it has been too crazy of a day.

I've just had about enough surprises. I'm ready for nothing interesting to happen for the rest of the day. Wait, did I peek it?

Give me one second. Uh, what was that? That was really loud.

Do you want to say again? Move move. If you move away from the mic and then do it.

Yeah. So, I'm distressed. Okay.

What was that? Well, it was either an Eldrich beast from another dimension or that was the guy we hit with our car earlier today. What?

Turn back on. Is on now. Yeah, we didn't want to tell you because we were road to report to the cops, but now you're partially responsible for the prospect of his death.

So now we're all in it together. And hey guys, uh there is no one else in the world who I would rather be involved in with Nope. [ __ ] that.

That was [ __ ] That was good until the end. Start [ __ ] up. Start from Start from I can't start from now.

We're all start from and hey guys. Why is that? Okay.

Ready? Yeah. And hey guys, there is start again.

Should I go like fast or should I slow down for No, you slow down for this part. Like you're like And hey guys. Okay.

Ready? And hey guys. And do a different voice.

That I like that though. Why do you like that? Cuz I don't I goofy and silly.

But like you got to be So it's okay. What? You're not see.

Yeah. Yeah. Ready?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And hey guys, there was no one else in the world who I'd rather be involved with a manslaughter case than you guys. Again. Again.

Yeah. Hey guys, there was no one else in the world who I would rather be involved with a manslaughter case than you guys. Again.

One more time. How? Say it.

Say it. Good. Cuz you're kind of saying it like you're reading it.

Okay. Okay. So, so you got to be like, "And hey guys, there's no one else in the world who I'd rather be involved with the manslaughter case than you guys.

" Okay. Like that. And hey guys, there was no one else in the world who I would rather be involved.

That sounds like I'm reading it still. Mhm. Okay.

Let me look at you in the in the eyes. Ready? Sure, man.

Sure. Sure. Hey guys, there was no one else in the world who I'd rather be involved.

That still sounds like I'm reading it. No, that was that was better. That was the best you ever done.

Hey guys, why did you wish? I don't know. That just came out.

Speak. Speak normally. Hey guys, there was no one else in the world who I'd rather be involved with a manslaughter case than you guys.

A nice uh who's who speaks me. But seriously, guys, what the hell are we going to do? Hold on.

Give me a ma'am. Trust me. Now that we have three people on the case, this will triple our efficiency.

What about the alien hunter? Uh, the alien hunter has some other business to attend to. There's a reason they don't call him uh the William Denning finder.

My husband has that hat. [Music] weird. We must uh shove at the same stores.

Please, officers. I just want my husband home. You don't know the damage it's doing to our family.

Our son needs a father figure in his life. Someone to teach him how to be a real man. Am I still doing the voice?

Now, ma'am, come on there. Oh, got a little bit closer to the to to the mic. Okay.

So, I'm just trying to read the script at the same time. It's fine. It's all good.

It's all good. Now, ma'am, come on. There's nothing you can do that you can't.

Uh, no. Sorry. No, we're going to go.

Incorrect. Incorrect. That boy could Okay, that was really good, though.

That was a good gamma. Right. Right.

Should I start? Can I do the buzzer again? Don't do the buzzer again.

Okay. Incorrect. That boy could be going through puberty at any moment.

Then what am I supposed to do? Huh? I really can't teach him how to shave.

You can't? Wait, am I still doing the voice? Yeah.

Okay. You can't teach him how to shave? I have no idea who's going to play this.

Let James do it. James James is in. We'll let James do it.

We'll let James say cream. Oh, you don't know. Oh, that's me.

Um, okay. Andy, you just you fill in for it for now. Just say just say it.

Yeah. Mom, I cut myself shaving again. Oh no.

Did you use the You pick that. Go a little bit further away from Okay. Oh no.

Did you use the uh cream cream? Okay, now it's you still doing the voice. No.

Okay. I don't think I can eat this. Guys, this is bad.

We have to make sure that guy lives. Okay, guys. I don't want to have to do this.

It seems like we've left with no choice. I don't think I read that right. Okay.

Okay, guys. I didn't think I'd have to do this, but it seems like we've been left with no choice. This is our last resort.

Guys know what it is. Yeah. Mesopotamian reviving ritual.

That was too fast. You ready? Okay.

Ready? Okay. Ready.

Mesopotamian reviving ritual. I peaked the mic. I feel like Mesopotamian reviving ritual.

What did you say? Mesopotamian reviving ritual. Wait 15.

Nico's on the money. What? Okay.

Um Okay. So now there's as auhi as we stand here before you. What?

Oh, sorry. That's completely fine. As a Luhei, as we stand here before you asking for your help, please in your infinite power and love, revive this man lying here before you.

Gilly, have you prepared? Gilly, have you prepared the sacrifice? I have.

A life for a life. Do it. Look at the rabbits.

Oh, so it's not I'm sorry. Okay. Great Azaluhi, please take this cow as a sacrifice and grant our blessings, not for selfish reasons, but for humility of another.

You're alive. How long you're alive? How long?

I thought it one by one. No, we're not doing it like you did it. That was stupid.

We're doing it. Okay. Sorry, guys.

Please say the line. Is my mic okay? About 10 minutes.

So, do you guys still need me or I guess not. Ailah. Uh, false alarm.

Sorry. Yeah. I mean, I came all this way down here.

I know. Ailah, we're really sorry, but he's already alive. This is just my Okay, try that again.

Go. This is just my Sorry, my voice does that sometimes. I mean, what about that cow there?

Could I do something with [Applause] that? Uh um actually, Ailah, I've already got an idea. Okay.

Okay. Five, four, three, two, one. That was good.

Wow. So, you Nope. Got to be like, wow.

Wow. So, you really don't remember anything at all? I remember waking up, getting ready for work, and then nothing.

That's me. Wow. Well, when we saw you bleeding out on the side of the road, we had to take you in and make sure you were all right.

You were we we were worried you weren't going to make it. Wow. Well, I don't know why you didn't just take me to a hospital, but thank you for making me better.

And thank you for that delicious steak. What can I say? I make a good steak.

We'll just replay the same laugh thing again. I didn't realize that we that I Okay, it's Yeah, you next. But it's really no problem, Mr uh Mr Denning.

Mr Denning? Yes. Uh you gave us quite the scare.

Quite scary for me as well. I mean, it's supposed to be a safe town, but that's the mayor for you. I wonder what happened to me.

Who knows? Maybe it was aliens. Okay, we defin Well, I should probably get him back now.

I bet my wife is missing me. Okay, Mr Denning, it was lovely to meet you and have a safe trip back. Look both ways before you cross the street.

[Laughter] I will. Bye. Aliens.

Um, so guys, can I be a part of the group? Uh, please. We're not accepting new members at the moment.

Sorry, Azilahi. No, no, I understand. It's fine.

[ __ ] Hey, I know what you did. I know what you've done. And I want you to know I won't be pressing charges.

What I'm going to do to you will be so much worse.