It's time for "Celebrity Family Feud"! We're keeping it all in the family tonight. It's Marjorie Harvey and Harvey boys, playing for Morehouse College.
They're taking on the other women in Steve's life. It's the Harvey girls, playing for Spelman College. And now the star of our show Steve Harvey!
♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -What's up, Mama? -Hi, sweetie. -How are you feeling?
-Proud. Well, welcome to "Celebrity Family Feud," everybody. I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ] We got a good one for you tonight. This is gonna be a humdinger. It's my wife, Marjorie, and the Harvey boys' team!
Yeah! Come on! And is playing against my mother-in-law -- I call her Mama-Mommy -- on the Harvey girls' team.
[ Cheers and applause ] Let's get it on. Let's play, everybody. Let's play the "Feud.
" Give me Marjorie. Give me Doris. ♪♪ All right, ladies.
Top seven answers on the board. Here we go. We asked 100 married women, "Some days, I'd be willing to trade my man for a really good what?
" Pool boy. A good what? [ Laughs ] I'm sorry.
What did you just say? [ Laughter ] No. Right here.
I was just playing. I was just playing. Yeah, but what did you say, though?
[ Laughter ] Pool boy. [ Laughter ] I was just kidding. You -- Get your hand off of me.
Trade me in for no damn pool boy! I'm sorry. Pool boy!
[ Applause ] Uh, three answers beat it, Mom. A good, rich man. A good, rich man.
A good, rich man! [ Cheers and applause ] Come on. We're playing.
We're playing. -Good job. -All right, Brandi.
We talked to 100 married women. "Some days, I'd be willing to trade in my man for a really good what? " A new car.
A new car. -Okay, good answer. -Good answer!
-Good answer. -All right, Lori. -Good answer.
-We asked 100 married women, who you are not, "Some days, I'd be willing to trade in my man for a really good what? " Masseuse. -Okay.
All right. -A really good masseuse. [ Cheers and applause ] -Lori!
Yeah! -Very good job. All right, Morgan, we talked to 100 married women.
"Some days I'd be willing to trade in my man for a really good what? " Better house? A better house.
A better house. Just a house. -Oh, no.
A massage. -You gone. At least you ain't going over some punk-ass pool boy.
[ Laughter ] -That was hard. -Karli, we got two strikes. You got to be careful.
The Harvey boys could steal. Talked to 100 married women. "Some days, I'd be willing to trade in my man for a really good what?
" Another wife. A sister-wife. Like a sister-wife.
-What? -A what? You know, like a sister -- a sister-wife.
Like you need help. Good answer. Good answer.
Oh, what? -I don't know if it's on there. -Well, I'd rather get traded in for a pool boy than sister-wife.
-What? It's okay. -Good answer.
-That was good. -Come on. We got it.
-We got it. -We got it. We got it.
We got it. All right. Coming out the huddle.
Let's go. We asked 100 married women, "Some days, I'd be willing to trade in my man for a really good what? " Vacation.
-A really good vacation. -Yeah, it's on there. [ Cheers and applause ] 7.
All: Nap. Damn! 6.
All: A drink. Steve: 3. All: Dog.
Let's move on to Question 2. -Let's get 'em. -Give me Broderick.
Give me Brandi. -Whoo! -Hey!
-All right, here we go. Top six answers on the board. Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way.
Booty. You -- You wait on the damn light. Oh!
Booty. I knew that was gonna happen to me, though. Booty!
I knew it! I knew that was -- I knew that was gonna happen. Yeah!
Yeah! I told you, she talk more than anybody. -Yes.
-Before the damn light come on. Booty. And his grinning-ass.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, booty. J, what's up, man? What's good, man.
All right. All right, let's go. Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way.
Cellulite. [ Laughter ] -Good answer. -Good answer.
-Good answer, Jason. -It's on the board. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's on the board. It's on the board. -Good answer.
Good answer. -It's on the board. -It's okay.
-But there's nothing wrong with cellulite. [ Laughter ] Cellulite. -It's okay, Jason.
-All right, Kareem. Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way. Boobies.
The boobies. He said boobies. -Pink-nosed puppies?
-Pink-nosed puppies? Ben, name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way. How about her hair?
Her hair. -A good answer. -It's up there.
-It's on the board. -It's up there. Yep.
Here we go. All right, baby. Only one strike.
Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way. How about her hips? -Her hips.
-Yeah, good answer. Good answer. -Yeah.
Hips. -Ha-ha-ha! -Yes!
Keep yourself something. I ain't forgot about that pool boy thing, though. -I'm sorry.
I was just playing. -I damn sure ain't. I know.
Don't worry about it. There ain't no danger. This ain't no damn game.
This is our family. This is why I didn't want -- I know. This is why I didn't want to come on the show.
I'm not gonna have this game show break up my family. I know. I know.
Now, this whole thing gonna go to hell over a damn pool boy. I was just playing. Punk-ass pool boy.
You wait till I get home. I don't even know who the pool boy is, but I'm gonna -- He's fired. He's fired.
Don't even worry about it. -Your ass is fired. -He's fired.
I don't give a damn if he's 70 years old. You're out. He's fired.
He's gone. Don't even worry about it. All right, Broderick, come on, man.
Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way. I'm gonna say her legs. -Yeah.
-Her legs. Kareem: Absolutely. [ Applause ] Come on, J.
J. , one answer left, man You could clear the board and make up for the cellulite answer you gave a minute ago. -Come on, J.
-Anything. Say it. Her stomach.
Benjamin: Stomach! It's on the board. -I mean.
. . -That's good.
-Stomach's on the board. -Where is the buzzer? -It's on the board.
-Cellulite? One thing about it, I mean, everybody ought to feel good when he answers the damn question. Yeah, I like that stomach.
Yeah, I like the way that thing -- yeah. Ooh-ooh! That stomach move, I get hot.
Yo, stomach! -All right, here we go. -I'm done.
-Come on, Kareem. -All right, Kareem. -Come on, Kareem.
-One answer left. -Come on, Kareem. -Kareem, name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way.
-Her arms. -Yes! Yes!
It's up there. It's up there. Her arms!
Ohh! [ Cheers and applause ] Okay, we're supposed to be over there. Okay.
Um. . .
All right, ladies. Mama, name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way. Her sexy waist.
Huh? -Her waist. -Her waist!
Oh, her waist. Her waist. Good answer.
Oh, her waist. Her waist! -Yes!
-Whoo! Number 6. All: Her flirty eyes.
Well, boys got 157. Girls not on the board. But the goal is 300 points, so don't go away.
We'll be back. Welcome back to "Celebrity Family Feud," everybody. The Harvey boys, 157.
-Oh, yeah! -Harvey girls, not on the board. Give me Jason.
Give me Lori. ♪♪ You'll win this one. [ Laughs ] Aw.
So much shade. All right, let's go. Point values are double.
We got top 5 answers on the board. We asked 100 married men, name something you'd hate for your wife to catch you in. A lie.
A lie. [ Applause ] Whoo! We're gonna play.
Come on. Marjorie: That's okay, J. That's okay.
-You learned that, too. -All right, guys. Let's go to it.
Well, here we go. Come on, girls. Y'all got to show up now.
-We are, we are. -Morgan, we asked 100 married men, name something you'd hate your wife to catch you in. In bed with another woman.
[ Applause ] -Good answer. -Yep. In bed with another woman.
[ Cheers and applause ] We asked 100 married men, name something you'd hate for your wife to catch you in. Women's clothing. I don't -- I don't know.
Women's. . .
-What did she say? -Women's clothing. Good answer.
I don't know. I feel like. .
. Marjorie: Hey, that's gonna be up there, Karli. I don't know.
I w-- -It's harder than it looks. -Yes! Good answer, Karli!
Good answer. -Women's clothing. [ Cheers and applause ] I know!
I know! It was up there! I was so nervous.
The moment we've all been waiting for. Mama, we talked to 100 married men. Name something you'd hate for your wife to catch you in.
Drnk. -What? -Catch you in drunk.
-Yes. -It's a good answer, Dad. -In drunk?
-Good answer! -In a drunken state. -Drnken state.
Don't want to catch you in drunk. 'Cause if you in drunk, you better get out of there! In drunk.
-Okay, that's all right. -That's okay. -Come on, Brandi.
-Brandi, only one strike. We talked to 100 married men. Name something you'd hate your wife to catch you in.
Something you'd hate to catch your -- What? Can you repeat the question? What?
Can you read -- Can you read -- It's the same -- It's the same question. I didn't hear it. Can you repeat it again?
We asked 100 married men, name something you'd hate your wife to catch you in. A pickle. I don't know.
[ Laughter ] I don't -- I couldn't -- I just -- -Good answer. -Okay. -Yeah!
-Like, a pickle, like a -- I couldn't -- -It's okay. I just -- -You know what? -Okay.
-You know what? I can't -- -Get your ass out that jar! -Not like a pickle jar.
-Get out the pickle! ! -Okay.
-In the pickle. -Okay. All right, come on, Lori.
-All right. Two strikes. If it's there, you're still alive.
-Yes. -If it's not there, the boys can steal and win it. In the strip club.
-All right. Good answer. -That's a good one.
It's up there. It's up there. [ Applause ] In the strip club.
Ohh! But that was a good answer. -That was good, Lori.
-That was a good answer. All right, here's the situ-- Hey, hey, hey! If it's there, your fam-- Who am I talking to?
-If it's there. . .
-We need a minute. We're here. We need a minute.
We need a minute. . .
. your family can steal and win. If it's not there, the other team gets the points.
We asked 100 married men, name something you'd hate for your wife to catch you in. Jail. Benjamin: Yeah.
Yeah. Good answer! Catch you in jail!
We got it. [ Cheers and applause ] Number 5. All: A hotel.
4. All: Mid-stare at babe. -Oh, okay.
-Yeah, a stare. Let's move on to the next question. Give me Kareem.
Give me Morgan. ♪♪ [ Audience "Aww"s ] [ Laughter ] -Come on, Morgan. -Point values are tripled.
We got the top four answers on the board. We asked 100 single men, some women have hot bodies, but the women you meet have hot what? Boobs.
Hot boobs. Karli: Bodies, Morgan. Good answer, Kareem.
Karli. Their minds. Hot minds.
Hot minds. Minds. Ben.
We're gonna go with that breath. -Yeah. -Hot breath.
-Good answer. -Good answer. -There we go.
-Good answer. Yeah. Yeah.
Baby, we asked 100 single men, some women have hot bodies, but the women you meet have hot what? Cars. [ Applause ] -Good answer.
-Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
-Hot cars. Come on, you guys. Come on, Stevie.
All right, B, we asked 100 single men, some women have hot bodies, but the women you meet have hot what? Uh, let's go with hot cooking. -Good answer.
-That's good. -That's going up. -Good answer.
You can quit looking up there. -You never know. -It's up there, though.
Well, see, I don't know what's on the board. I always know what ain't on the board. Women have hot cooking.
-Aw. J. -All right, man.
-Come on, J. -Hey, J, you got two strikes. If it's there, you're still alive.
If it's not there, the ladies, the girls, can steal and play Sudden Death. Armpits. -Hot armpits.
-Ooh, that's a good one. -Yeah. -Let's go.
Let's go. [ Applause ] -It's up there. -That's them armpits.
Hot armpits. This is the most embarrassing game we've -- -It's up there. -I told you I didn't want my family on here.
-Let's go, J. It's up there. Good answer.
-I don't need this. All this money I done spent on these kids going to college. -Armpits.
-Talking about some hot-ass armpits. -Hot armpits. -Ding!
-Ohh! -What? -Come on, girls.
-Okay, now, listen to me, ladies. -Okay. -We know.
-And fellas. -There's a lot riding on this. Now, if it's there or not, we go to Sudden Death.
Oh, okay. 'Cause we ain't go nothing up there but hot breath. [ Laughter ] We asked 100 single men, some women have hot bodies, but the women you meet have hot what?
Hot in the bed. Hot in the bed. [ Laughter ] -Good answer, Gram.
-Good answer. -Yeah, Gram! -I hate this game.
Lori: It was just what we would say. Just say it. To every -- To every "Family Feud" contestant who has ever come on this show, and I have made fun of you, I apologize.
I really do. I'm so sorry. They are hot in the bed.
Ding. -Whoo! -Yeah!
[ Applause ] Number 3. All: Hot flashes. -Dang.
-What? ! Steve: 2.
All: Hot lips/faces. -What? -1.
All: Hot tempers/'tudes. Well, nobody reached 300 points, so we're going to Sudden Death. Give me Benjamin.
Give me Karli. Let's go. Lori: Come on, Karli.
[ Audience "Aww"s ] For this survey, we're asking for the top answer only. Whoever gets this one answer will win the game. Name something you might be holding at midnight on New Year's Eve.
A man. A man. Ben.
That bubbly. That bubbly. Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah! Yeah, baby! I need two of you.
Well, I want to say to the Harvey girls, thanks for joining us. We're gonna be making a donation to your charity for being such good sports. We'll be right back.
We're playing Fast Money right after this. All right, you ready? I'm ready.
Let's go. 20 seconds on the clock, please. All right, here we go.
What percent of the work does the husband do in the delivery room? 10. Fill in the blank.
Pony blank. Express. Name something you might drink a glass of.
Water. Name something a person's belly does. Shake.
Name something about Steve Harvey that's sharp. His mind. [ Bell rings ] Yeah.
All right, girl. -Let's get it. -All right, let's go.
All right, what percent of the work does the husband do in the delivery room? You said. .
. 10%. Survey said.
. . All right, fill in the blank.
Pony blank. You said. .
. Express. Survey said.
. . All right.
Name something you might drink a glass of. You said. .
. Water. Survey said.
. . Yeah.
Name something a person's belly does. You said. .
. Shake. Survey said.
. . Yeah.
Name something about Steve Harvey that's sharp. And you said. .
. That boy's mind. Hell, yeah.
I know that's right. Pow. You the first contestant I done ever did that to.
-You better. -I know that's right. Survey said.
. . Oh, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ] Great job. Great job. Sugar Slim, listen to me.
This -- Marjorie got 163 points. Ooh! You need 37, son.
Ready? Yes, sir. All right, let's remind everybody of Marjorie's answers.
25 seconds on the clock, please. Come on, son. What percent of the work does the husband do in the delivery room?
10. [ Buzzer ] Try again. 20.
Fill in the blank. Pony blank. Horse.
Name something you might drink a glass of. Water. [ Buzzer ] Try again.
Milk. Name something a person's belly does. Jiggles.
[ Buzzer ] Try again. Bounces. [ Buzzer ] Try again.
Pass. Name something about Steve Harvey that's sharp. Moustache.
[ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ] Name something a person's belly does. Tucks in their pants. I don't know.
[ Laughter ] Pow. Let's go. Here we go.
What percent of the work does the husband do in the delivery room? You said. .
. 20%. Survey said.
. . Zero.
Zero percent is the number one answer. That's the number one you missed. -Yeah.
Yeah. -Fill in the blank. -That one.
-Pony blank. You said. .
. The pony horse. Horse.
Horse. Survey said. .
. -Yeah. -Pony ride.
-That's okay. -Number one answer was pony tail. Ah!
Name something you might drink a glass of. You said. .
. Hold me, son. This is going bad.
Milk. Survey said. .
. [ Applause ] -Let's go. -Water was the number one answer.
Name something a person's belly does. You said. .
. Tucks in their pants. Yeah, yeah.
You got to -- Yeah, you know, just push up there. -It's up there. -Survey said.
. . -No.
-Oh, Lord! -Okay, moustache. -You got this.
-Come on, moustache. -Growls. Growls is number one.
-Grow-ow-owl. -We'll growl. Name something about Steve Harvey that's sharp.
You said. . .
Mustache. I'm trying to get like you. I know.
All these damn clothes I buy. Yep. Survey said.
. . Oh, no!
Wit and mind was the number one answer. I'm sorry, but we still have $10,000 for Morehouse College. I'd like to thank Marjorie and my family for coming on "Celebrity Family Feud.
" Stay tuned for two new families, when "Celebrity Family Feud" continues.
