20 WOMEN VS 1 SIDEMEN: KAI CENAT EDITION

- Hi, it's that time baby. Welcome to 20 vs. 1, Kai Edition. Kai Cenat, a master streamer that is very single is gonna have the option to say yes or no to 20 beautiful women to which he would like to date. But before we see who he chooses, please subscribe to the Sidemen. We're trying to reach 20 million subscribers by the end of the year, and we need your help. - Look he's getting nervous. You can tell. [springs bouncing] You can tell. This looks like a Fortnite lobby. [group laughing] You getting ready? - Please don't

sabotage me, JJ. If somebody who comes in front of me looks good, do not sabotage me, bro. - He's saying yes to 20. [group laughing] - Thanks. - I'm pumped. I hope they're excited to see me. - They're gonna come out here and 'damn...'. - Tell them come through right now. [Kai claps] Hey, how you doing? - I'm good. My name's Ruby. - Oh, my name is Kai. - Nice to meet you. I'm 28. - 28? [heavy sigh] I'll give you a yeah. [bell rings] [group laughing] - I'll give you a yeah? [group laughing] -

Ah. Okay. How you doing? - I'm good. How are you? - Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Kai. - Nice to meet you. I'm Lola. - Okay, how you doing, Lola? - I'm 22. - I give you a yeah. [group laughing] Yeah, I'll give you a yeah. I'll give you, why not? She got blue eyes. [group laughing] Hey. - Hey. - Yo. You look like my middle school teacher. - Oh. She sounds amazing. - Is that good or bad?. - No, she was great. She was great. You know what I'm saying? I'll have to say

no. [buzzer sounding] - No? [group laughing] - No. - Outrage. [laughs] - No. Can I feel your head real quick? [group laughing] Please? - I mean, if it was a yes, absolutely, but - Ah! Yes, yes. - It was a no. - Yeah no it's a yes. - It's a yes? - yes, yes. - Oh. Well. - Michael Jordan! [group laughing] - Oh my God. Oh my God. - Well done. Well done. Well done. [group laughing continues] [men clapping] - Oh my god. Oh my god. No. - Turn around and die. How you doing? What's

your name? - Astrid. - Okay. You do a 360? - Oh, - Oh. - I will say, - 360 in the lobby. - I'm gonna say a no. [buzzer sounding] - Oh. - I'm sorry. That's not hard feeling. It's not hard feelings. It's not hard feeling. It's not you. It's me. [group laughing] I don't wanna feel mean. I feel mean right now. - Hi. - Hey. How you doing? - I'm good. - What's it? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. What's your name? - Lauren. - Lauren, okay. Okay. No. [buzzer sounding] [group laughing] - Oh.

- Damn! - No. I feel bad. This is up. This is up. Oh my God. What y'all got me doing here, bro? - Hello. - How you doing? - I'm doing fine thanks. Okay, okay. Okay. Nice to meet. What's your name? - Bia. - Bia? - Yeah. - Okay. I like your chat. I like your, I like your tattoo. I like your style little bit. I'll give you a Yeah. [claps] [bell rings] [group laughing] Yay. [group laughing] - Yeah, now there's - Michael Jordan is living rent free in my head. - Repeat on repeat. -

It was such a good grab. [group laughing] - How you doing? Wow. Beautiful. Dark queen. Love your skin, by the way. - Thank you. - Love your skin. - My name is Juce. - Juce? [group laughing] What's Juicy about you? - My full name is Jucelyn, but nobody can pronounce it. - The blacker the berry. The the sweeter the juice. [group laughing] - Get your sexy over there. You go, girl. You go. - He reached out for her. - Oh my. - He likes her. - Hey, what's your name? - Lucy. - Lucy. - Lucy.

And Juicy. [group laughing] - Oh no. - It's a no. - Just say no brother. - I'm gonna say a no. [group laughing] Yeah, I'm sorry. - She gave him a peace sign. - I can't keep saying no, Oh my God. You look like Gwen Stacy. - No. - Spider-Man's ex. What's your name? - Izzy. You got blue eyes, so I gotta say, yeah. [group laughing] [bell rings] I'll see you later all right? [imitates a tiger growl] [group laughing] - And he said a arr. [group laughing] - Hi. I'm Emma. - How you doing? How

you doing, Emma? - Good. - Damn. You got blue eyes too. I'm gonna let you go ahead. [bell rings] Say, I'll say yes. I'll say yes. - That's the criteria. - Well, that's it, we found it. - Blue eyes. - Hey, hey. How you doing? What's your name? - Sandra. - Sandra. - You got horse stance, bro. [group laughing] - She came in on that dress [indistinct] [group laughing] - Something is telling me to say yes. So I'm just gonna say yes. [bell rings] - f*ck it. See you. How you doing? - Good. How are

you? - Good. What's your name? - I'm Paris and I'm - Paris? But you in in the UK. [group laughing] - You're a dancer? - Yes. - It's so much. [group laughing] - Okay, I'll show you my classic dog strip. - Okay. Let me see. - What? - Wait. - Whoa. - What. - What's happening? - That sh*t was ass. No. [group laughing] - Whoa, my God. - Oh my god. - Hey, just, it's just sort of bad. - Yeah. I'm from, I'm from New York. - You're from New York? - Yeah, I'm from New

York. What am my mother? What am my mother? I'm from New York. [group laughing] Yes. And what are my deads? You are a no. [buzzer sounding] - Ah!! - Ah! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. - Oh, no. I hope you have a good day. This is what they do. They just sit back there and just see this? [group laughing] - Yes. - Oh, you got blue. How many people got blue eyes here, bro? - I'm, I'm gonna let you pass is like. - Was that a

yes or no? - If it's blue, it's a yes. - How you doing? - I'm all right. How are you? - Good. What's your name? - I'm Stazi. What's your name? - Oh. My name is Kai. I'm from New York. - New York? - Yeah. Yeah. New York. You have a nice accent too. - Thank you. - Yeah. - South London. - Oh sh*t. - Get out. [cross talk] - You know there's more to London than [indistinct] - I know, but I just landed here. - Like you just got here? - Yeah. You trying to

take me off or something? - I ain't taking you nowhere. I don't know where you've been - Okay then. No. [group laughing] - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. I said no to you. - No, I said no to you. - I said no to you. - No. No. [group laughing] Bye. - Bye. - F you. - He ain't even cute anyway. - Wait aye. - She's from south London bro. [group laughing] - Get, aye get off set. Hey [group laughing] [Kai yelling] Hey hey Yo get her off set now. - You're

kicking me off? - Aye get her off set! Aye hey get her off set. - Disrespectful. [woman crying] - But I like you. - Why? - Cause you're so cool. [upbeat music] - How are you? - Oh, you had a little attitude. - Um You just told my girl to get to get off set. - Oh, I told you, girl to get off stage? Oh, that's your friend? - That's my girl. Yeah. - Step. [group laughing] Step. - I should step? You worried about your friend? It's me and you. How you worried about your friend?

- Why did you say no then? - Because you worried about your friend when it supposed to be me and you. - You don't like loyalty? - I'm not saying that. - We got him in sh*t. - He's getting pressed. - We got him in sh*t. - It's the South London press. - Welcome to London. - How the hell am I supposed to know that me and you is ride or die. If you worry about your friend. - I'm not ready to die for no one. Okay? So you gotta state your reasons or I'm going.

- Um. Excuse me. You need to leave. [group laughing] Yo. Who, who are these people? - I need to leave? - Yes. You need to leave. Yes. You. - Go! - Yee! [group laughing] - You have too much energy for me. - Yeah. Wanna know why? Because I'm off a can of prime energy right now. And I could go all day. [group laughing] Go to my beds. [group clapping] [indistinct] - Hey. - Hey. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to oh, oh. - Let's get some positive energy. - Oh. - You all right? -

Yeah. Oh sh*t. Hell yeah. Oh. [group laughing] I like that aggressive sh*t. - Thank you. I thought it's being positive. - Yeah. - But you think it's aggressive then. - That's a yes. [bell rings] - Oh, thank you. - You welcome. [group laughing] What's your name? - Kadi. - Wait, we have a accent. Where you from? - West Africa. - Off the strength that you from the motherland. You getting a yes, sweetheart. [bell rings] [group laughing] You, oh sh*t. [cloud appearing] - Hi. - Hi. [group laughing] - You all right? - Are you all right?

- I'm all right. Thank you. My name's Stephanie. - How you doing? Stephanie? - Hi. - You horny or some sh*t? [group laughing] - Why are you? - I'm. sh*t. [group laughing] [Kai laughing] No. [group laughing] - He's gonna smart. - He's gonna get smacked. - No. What? - Oh my gosh. She's crazy. Like, no, like as in like, I'm not choosing you. [buzzer sounds] - That's fine. Have a lovely life. [horror music] - What the f*ck? [group laughing] Oh hell no. Where are y'all finding these girls at? She is crazy. - Hey, yo. He

about to have some voodoo sh*t happen to him. - We'll pray for him. - How you doing? - I'm great. I'm Abby. - What's your name? - Abby. - Abby. Okay. Okay. You so positive. I'm just give you a Yes. [bell rings] - Thank you. - Of course. - That made my day. - Really? - Awww. - Give hug. sh*t. - Now we are gonna ruin it. [group laughing] - I don't like to say no to people. So me saying no to somebody like face to face is crazy. Nobody deserves that. But I gotta be

honest. [group laughing] - Meanwhile he's there like, - No. [group laughing] - Go back? Okay. - Did he boss [indistinct] - Ohhh. [group clapping] - Wow. That was phenomenal. - That was, - Yo, what the was that? [cross talk] [group clapping] - That was insane. - I already know this about to be crazy, bro. - It already is crazy. - Tell me like a whole bunch of them got Blue eyes there, bro. That's sh*t's crazy. - It is that your type blue, eyes? - Nah, none of these people on my type right now. [group laughing]

All right let's go. - Yeah, good luck. - Let's go. - Hey. [group laughing] - 3, 2, 1. - Oh, my god. [buzzer sounding] - Oh my God. - Yo. - sh*t bags. - Oh sh*t. I'm not, I'm not going tonight. [group laughing] - Who left? Oh you left? Ohh! Well All right. [Kai indistinctly squealing] [group laughing] Only one left. That's good. I did good. [group clapping and laughing] Only one left bro. - I think this is a world record. - It is. It is, yeah. - I'm trying to tell you, bro. [group laughing] -

World record. - Tell you - World record. Out of the six videos you done. It's a world record. - Guinness Adjudicated. Yeah. [group laughing] - Yeah yeah yeah. Now look, watch me work now. This is the, this is the risen phase. You feel what I'm saying? You feel what I'm saying? This is when they, this is when they start losing they minds. They don't know what to do. They really wanna talk to a n-word. You feel what I'm saying? [group laughing] - You forgot he's in your ear. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I know bro.

But don't, aye, don't violate bro, say some dumb sh*t. - No, bro. I'll be like, oh, just, you know, sniff her ass what's wrong with that? - That's fine right? - That's, that's fine. - Sniff her ass is crazy. [group laughing] - I mean, he seems to be a really nice guy. I just feel like for me, it's kind of too much. - She's not used to this energy. Bro. - Can't handle the risk. - She can't. He is. It is an overload man. - Oh yeah. - Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. - She

might have heard that she might - Kai. - Yes. - I want you. - Wait you doing it right now? - Yeah, right now. - We tell you now and then you go in. - I want you to get her to bench you. - Bend me? - No, bench. - Oh!! [group laughing] Oh bench. Bench. Okay. Bet cool. I'll do that. - Yeah. Yeah. - That's easy. 'Cause tonight's gonna be good night. How you doing? - Hello hello hello. - Hey. Oh my. Wait you are amazingly beautiful. - Stop. [laughs] - No, no, no, no,

no. You stop. - Victim number one. - You stop. - Of like 20. - Nah, nah nah. So like, I'll be in a gym, but I, I've came to like notice that like you got some nice tone here. - Yeah. - Wow. Jeez. - I'm a pole dancer. - You're a pole dancer? You're strong. - Mm. - I don't believe you. - Strong like the ox. - I don't believe you. You think you could best me? - Yeah, I could lift you. Give you a. - Oh, let's do it. - Yeah, let's go. - Okay.

What do you wanna want lift me? Or you wanna lay on the floor and try to bench me? I feel like if you lay on the floor and dead ass like bench me, then it's like damn. - I dunno. I'm a pole dancer. I don't do benching. - So what. - I don't know what that is. - I mean, if you down to try, I'm down to try. - Okay, let's do it. - Alright, let's do it. [group laughing] I think you just lay on the floor like this. I got you. - This way? -

Yep, yep, yep. And then, and then like, yeah. Yeah. And I'll lay back. - I get knee pit. - This is a bad idea. [laughing] - Oh [Elly laughing] Ahh!! [group laughing] - Oh god. - Is it too much? [Elly grunting] [group laughing] Oh. sh*t. Okay. [group laughing] That didn't work. Okay. Wait, hold on. That didn't work. [indistinct] Okay. All right All right. Hold on. All right. All right. Lift me. [Kai squealing happily] [Elly laughing] [group laughing and cheering] - Oh my God. - My turn my turn my turn my turn my turn. - Yeah

go go. [group laughing] [Kai grunting] [group laughing and cheering] - How do I stop? Oh sh*t! Okay my fault. [Elly laughing] sh*t. Oh my god. - Excellent. - Hold on. Let him cook. - No, no, no, no, no cook. Go straight in. - No cooking. - You know I can take you in a fight though. - At the moment. I just work and pole dance, and travel when I can. - You not can beat you up. Right? [group laughing] - I like to see you try. - What? [group laughing] - Beef. Beef up. Beef up.

- What's what's, what's up? [bell rings] What's up? - We gonna fight. I mean, no, I ain't gonna fight you. I ain't gonna fight you when I'm. - That's usually like second or third date. - Yeah. That that is. Yeah. - Yeah. Slow down. Slow down. - No, but it was, it was nice to meet though, you know? - Yeah. It's been a pleasure my love. - It's been a great pleasure, you know? Thank you so much. Thank you. - Yeah. Yeah. - I mean, it was amusing it wasn't my favourite date in the world.

Would he have a date 2? Probably not. But I've had a great time. - What the f*ck? [group laughing] I thought we had the best time ever. Nah she's cool though. She looked like Gwen Stacy. - We would like you to perform Bust down Rollie Avalanche. - Oh my god. [group laughing] - How was this on violin? - We got a violin. - Yo. It's gonna be so awkward. - No no but you've got rap as well. - Can you convince her first that you convince her first before you start playing? Just go in and

be like, I'm a violinist. - Okay. - And, and just build it up. To you're gonna show her, talk about your music. - Just talk about my music and how long I've been doing it. And I'll do it. And this f*cking sh*t. - There you go. - Could be good. - It could be good. It could be good. Yeah. - Glen Stacy. - No, that's not me. - Do you know why I say that though? I know, I see you look like her. That's a big compliment. - I dunno who that is. - Hi. Nice

to meet you. - Hello. - She's huge. - Nice to meet you too. I'm good. How are you? - Glad to see you. - Yeah. - Yeah. I would be too. - Jesus. [cross talk] - Hey yo. Tell her to relax. - Relax [group laughing] Relax. - What's up with this attitude? - Yeah. I'm relaxed. I'm intrigued. - Yeah. What's up with your attitude? - What do you mean? - Her body language. - Yeah. You, - I have been playing violin for, since I was about seven years old. - Did you bring it on the

plane with you? - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. I do it for shows and stuff like that. - Oh okay. So I got like two bookings out here. - Mm. - I play for the Queen. - Yeah. - And I play for the Queen. So whenever the queen wants me to pull up and stuff like that and play for her, like I, go ahead. - Before she died? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. [group laughing] - That would be weird. - That's kind disrespectful. If you ask me. Do you mind if I play

you song? - No, go for it. - Okay. Have you ever talked to somebody that's into that type of music? - What? No. I've, I've never. - Or played the violin. - No, not the violin. - She's not having it. - Let me know your honest opinions. - Okay. [group laughing] [violin screeching] It's my first rapping it. I might, Benny, I'm bashing [indistinct words and violin screeching] [group laughing and cheering] - Yeah. I mean, I think that deserves. [claps] - Thank you. - Yeah. A few notes. - Thank you. - Not as loud. - Thank

you. Perhaps. - Thank you. I, I. - Go in a bit softer. - No. That, that's how the song goes, goes. Oh, you are you respecting me now? You see this is that attitude sh*t I'm talking about. - I see. I think it's the accent. I think you have to do a bit slower. - But, but that's how the song goes. I can't rewrite the song. You feel what I'm saying? - Little bit more calmer. - It has, it has to be a certain flow. - Wait, who the hell are you? You're not even a

musician. - Who the hell are you? Like, you're not even a musician. - Do you play any instruments? - Do you play any instruments? - I used to play the piano. I don't, are you a musician? - Play the violin? - No, I, - No, no, no. Since you know what to do, You know how to tell me stuff. Play the violin. - No. You do another rendition of it. - All right do a slow version of yours. - I'll do a slow version of - Okay, okay. - But then make it about her. Being

boring. [violin screeching] [indistinct words] [violin screeching] - Do a freestyle of her name. - Told [indistinct] I'm in this sh*t forever. Why? You have attitude. You look like you don't like my song? - No. I love it. - Why don't you like my song? Clap, clap, clap. - Oh we're clapping? [claps hands] - Yeah. Clap. Yes. - Get annoyed and smash the violin. - I mean, a little bit of smoke came off at the end as well. So just added to the performance. - Why do you keep telling me what - No. I love it.

I love it. - No, but you always tell me what to do. - Yeah. I think we should just put that down. - I should put it down? - A little bit. Yeah. - But this whole time you've been telling me like what you doing. [group laughing] If I can play the violin. I've been trying to tell you I've been playing the violin. Why you telling me what to do? I can't do this, man. I can't. I just can't. I can't. [group laughing] - Yo. Wait. Was I saying anything right? - Yeah. - It's very

loud. I'm hoping that's not actually someone's violin. And that's just a little prop. - Yo. When you said smash, I was like, yes. - Oh, you have to buy a new one. - Would you go on another date? - I'm gonna say no because it's verging on a little bit of aggression. [group laughing] - A little bit. - Maybe if he didn't take the violin, but he seems quite attached to it. I would maybe suggest just give up the instruments. [group laughing] And. Talk less. [group laughing] - Oh my god. - Excuse me. - This

one, it is just like a normal date. Do your own thing. But then frown, you're gonna slowly start smelling something and be like, wait, is that you? Is that you? The last thing it, [indistinct] but also at random points, we're gonna tell you to freeze on this. - Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool, cool. All right bet. - How you doing? - I'm good. You? - Good. Good, good. Can you remind me of your name again? - Izzy. - Izzy. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay, okay. - You

sound very American. - Really? - Yeah. I'm from New York, so like, my accent kind of strong. You ever been there? - No, I haven't. I want to though. - Oh, if you go there, I gotta, I gotta show you around. - Okay. - You will have a fantastic time. - Oh. I'll hold you to that. Nah, no. For sure. For sure. But if I'm over here with you, Like you gotta be able to show me around. - Freeze now. Freeze now. - It's not much to see. It's London. Like. It's just London. Like I

just grew up there. - Bro. He opened up to you. - It's just London. - Hold it, hold it, that's a good freeze. - Okay. Un Freeze. - Nah. But yeah, like I was trying to say, like, I mean, I just wanted to know the food spots. That's it. Do you know some good food spots? I know, you know, some good food spots now. - Freeze like that. - I'm not much of a foodie person, believe it or not. - It's so good. - Good freeze. - So good. - You're all right there? - Unfreeze.

- Yo, your eyes. I just got so hypnotised with your eyes. Like your eyes are so like, you have nice eyes. - All right. Start smelling something. - My fault. I'm sorry, babe. You smell that? - No. - It aint me. [group laughing] - You sure? - Yeah. I'm sure. - Did you use deodorant this morning? - Get him to freeze when he sniffs her. - I'm sorry. No, no. I'm sorry. - Try and sniff her. - Like. Like did you? - Yeah. - Let's smell you real quick. - No. - Just real quick. Just

to make sure. Nobody gonna know. - I think people will know. [Kai sniffs] [group laughing] - Now it's actually quite rude. - Freeze. [group laughing] - It's so good. - Unfreeze. - Ahhh! No, I'm just joking. You know, you know, you know, that's how I know. No, I gotta knock down some barriers first. Before I really get to know you, you feel what I'm saying? - Let me say some nice things about you. Number one. - Let me go ahead and say some nice things about you. You know, number one. - Freeze. [group laughing] -

That's cold. - It's okay. [indistinct] - Unfreeze. How's your day going? - How's your day going? [group laughing] Is it going good? - Mhmm. - Okay. That's, that's good. That's good. Nah, but I was serious on showing me a round or like, if you ever in New York. - Now tell her. Nah, you stink. - We. - No, no. - You wanna gimme your number? Nah, you stink. [group laughing] Hell no. Can't do that. You, I'm just keeping it a stack. You know? I'm not a n-word that just going beat around the bush. - Do

a high five and then freeze. [hands smack] - Unfreeze wave more Kai. - I'm, I'm not high fiving you again. - Turn it into a wave. [group laughing] - A walk off. - Nice move. [group laughing] [upbeat music] - Oh, - He want this way. - Is he okay? - Huh? - We meant wave. - Ohhhh!! [group laughing] - How was that? - Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. - Would you go on another date? - Not particularly. - Looks traumatised. - Yeah, I was, I was going somewhere too. - Do I need a reason? - Hey. Where

she at? I'm so sorry. I didn't, I didn't try to do anything. I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. I really did not mean to do that. I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. You, you seem amazing though. Did I get your number? - No. - Oh. - No. I'm all right. Thank you. - You stink. [group laughing] I can't get your number man. f*ck you talking bout got me f*cked up. - All right Kai. For this one. You're gonna be the most self obsessed person in the world. - All right bet. - You love yourself. You're

six foot, you are built like a tank on Adonis. She's lucky to be in your presence. - Iight bet it's awesome [bleep] - Yeah. - Bleep the name. - How you doing? - Good. How are you? - Good. Nice to meet you. Give me a hug. Nice to meet you. What's your name? - Ruby. - Ruby? - What's your name? - Kai. - Kai. - Kai yes. I got like the best name in the world. - You think so? - Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, by far. Kai? - How many people tell you though? How many

people tell you? Cause I got told just out there just a minute ago. Someone's like, that's a really good name. - I mean like, how many Kai's have you met? - Two. You're my second one. - That's kind of rare. - It's Yeah. Fairly rare. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. I mean, how's your day going? - Yeah. Not too bad, to be fair. - Actually, I don't care. I wanna talk about me. - Should I tell you? Do you wanna know? - Hell no. I don't wanna know. - You don't wanna know? - Let me start

off with myself first. - Okay, go now. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about you. - My day was the best day ever. - Yeah. Okay. - I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror. - Yeah. - And I said, you go boy. [group laughing] I said, you go boy. Wanna know why? - Yeah. Go and tell me. - Because I am H A N D S O M E. [cross talk] - Probably the best looking that you've ever seen in your life. - Yeah. Up in the top 10, I'd say. - Whoa.

- For real. - Absolutely. - Okay. Okay. I appreciate as, as I should. [group laughing] - Do you write motivational things in your mirror as well with a felt tip to really inspire. - I don't gotta write things, I just know it's gonna happen. - You just know. - I just know I'm not, I'm that n-word. Like I just know I'm him. - Okay. - At the end of the day, I just know I'm him and I just know I'm gonna keep being him. - Yes. For years on, years on. - Yeah. - You feel

what I'm saying? - Yeah. I get what you're saying. - There's no other guy that you've talked to in your past that's better than me. I know that for a fact. - Time will tell. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I normally live my day by horoscopes. I check my horoscope before I start my day. - Oh no. - Walk out, walk out, walk out, walk out. [cartoon blink sounds] - Not fan of horoscopes? No? It's gone. [group laughing] - Not everyone is. - She wakes up and lives her day via horoscope. - I was

gonna walk out anyway. f*ck you mean horoscope? - I mean, not everyone's into their horoscopes. - Awwwww - Don't make me feel bad for your stupidity. [group laughing] Don't, don't, don't do that. Don't, don't do that. [group laughing] - Would you go on another date? - Probably not. I think I need a bit more communication when we know that it's over. Let me know. That was a bit ghosting. - Oh. - Oh. Hmm. - Oh. [group laughing] - Okay. For this one. She has energy. - Yeah. - You got energy. - Yes. - Be a

dancing crew. - Okay. - You'll be dancing together, the teacher get sturdy. - I get sturdy? Iight bet. Cool. I can do it. - It's gotta happen. - It has to happen. - Has to happen. - Iight bet. - If she can get sturdy [indistinct] - I don't know your name, but, excuse me miss. - Hey. - This is the least [indistinct] - Oh, you. - Ohh. - You all right. - Of course I'm all right now that I'm with you. - Ah, nice to see you. - How you doing? Nice to see you too.

[indistinct cross talk] - First of all, lemme go ahead and say I like your outfit like - Thank you. - It's the cowgirl boots for me. - I'm going for the Western vibe today. - Oh yeah. And you killing it. [indistinct] - Hey yo shut the f*ck up. - I've seen that you was dancing earlier and stuff like that. You like to dance? - Yeah. - And what do you do? - I'm a model, but I dance sometimes as well. - Do you know what? I love dancing too. - Show me. - I mean, I

think we should dance together. - Show. No, no, no. Just on you. - No. - Alright. [group laughing] - Let me turn you around real quick. You know what I'm saying? What I'm saying. Turn me around. I'm saying look, look, I'm from New York. - Okay. - And, and do you know the dance like getting sturdy? - No. Show me. - I'm gonna teach you. Okay. - Okay. - So like, when you get sturdy, you gotta do like this right here. Come, come, come over here. Like you gotta be like this right here. - Oh,

wait. Whoa. - Yeah. - So it's left and pick up. Hey. - Okay. Yep you doing it. Look okay. Damn. Damn. God damn. You really good. Hold on. And you wanna go like this. Go like this now go like this - Ohhh! - Bam. Bam, drop. Damn Hold on. Damn Hold On. Damn hold on. - Alright. Alright. [group laughing] - You feel what I'm saying? How was your day? - Good. - He's scooching closer. - Tell her I want you to show me your dance moves. - Well show me your dance moves. What dance ones

you got? - I can do a bridge like this. - What? - He's gotta try it. - You try it, you have to try it. - Can you do that? - I don't know. - Go. - A bridge. - Straight back. - Straight back? - Go. - I might fall. - Go. - She just, Go! [whistle and crashing sound] - Yeah. [group laughing] That's good. - Yeah. - That's really good. - Yeah that's really good. - Fair enough. - It's like he's been exc- - Exorcism. - I know you got more. I know you got

more. - I can kick, stand up. - Wait, can you do the head bop? - Head bop? - The head bop. - JJ, you all right? - Just do a head bop. - See if I can do this in the skirt. - Whoa what the? Wait. Whoa. Whoa. What you trying to do? [group laughing] What you mean by kick? What do you mean my kick? - It's self defence. - Come here. - Okay. Well what do you mean by kick? You trying to kick me? - No, in the head. - You gonna kick me in?

Are you gonna kick me in the head or no? [group laughing] You're crazy. - Come in. - Why? Why do you wanna kick? Why do you wanna, what you doing what she trying to do? [group laughing] Whoa. She tried to kick me. I swear to god. She just tried to kick me. - Why'd she try to kick him? - Why you trying to kick me for? - You asked what I could do. - But I said like, what other dance moves? - This is a dance move. - A kick to the head is a dance

move how? - Oh, that's it. I'm out. - Hey, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. No, don't break up with me come on, no no no Hey, hey, hey. You stop right there. [group laughing] Why she walking away? Oh, there's something wrong with her. - Back on your knees. Back on your knees. - Please. She's gone. - She's gone. - Hello? - He's, has that ever happened? - I'm so confused. What the hell? Where you went? - I escaped. - But I like you. - Why? - Cause you're so cool. - What's to

like? - Everything. - Thank you. - Come on. Let's go. Go this way. - Why am I going back? Why am I going back? I don't wanna go back. - Yeah, probably just, just leave it. Just leave again. [group laughing] [group laughing] [cheerful cross talk] - She was trying to kick you in the head. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Thought she was gonna attack me. - Do you know what it, it started off well, it was really good. He taught me how to dance. That was good fun. But he didn't appreciate me kicking him

in the face. [group laughing] - But she kicked me in the face. - Why? Why wouldn't you showing off my skills? Slap. I'm out. - What? [group laughing] - You know what. I can't argue. I'm not gonna argue. - I'm not gonna argue with her. - She'll try to kick me next. - Alright. This one. We want you to be the whitest person you can be. - Iight. Okay. - Ketchup. Spicy boss. - Okay, bet cool. Iight bet. [group laughing] Any questions or no? - Huh? No. [group laughing] - Right. I'm gonna hand the mic

off to you. - I dunno how to do this bit. - I dunno. I wouldn't know. - I'm actually pretty good at this. [group laughing] - f*ck no, mom. You know, I'm not f*cking doing that. Tell f*cking dad do it or some sh*t. [group laughing] - Disrespecting parents. Here we go. [group laughing] - Everything all right? - I'm so sorry for that. [group laughing] Yeah. My f*cking mom's f*cking a loser. [group laughing] Yeah. She's just a f*cking, the times where she want me to do certain things is like, like tell f*cking dad one of my

f*cking sisters to do it, you know? - All right. - But I'm sorry. You look f*cking hot. [group laughing] What do you like to do? - The white man smile. [bell chimes] - I love animals. - Animals? - I really like animals. - f*ck animals. I kill them when I go hunting all the time. - Oh no. [group laughing] - That's really sad. - I mean, sometimes it's cool, like the ones in the pet stores and stuff like, you know, but the ones like in the wild and sh*t. It's like, why the are you in

the wild anyway? [group laughing] - It's their habitat. It's where they live. - So sometimes I just no but sometimes you just gotta get the gun and just boom. [group laughing] - No. - No? - No, not me. Sorry. - I mean. sh*t. That's you. - What kind of music do you like? - I mean, like type of music you like, what do you like to listen to? - Like R&B, pop. - I don't like that. - Oh. That's f*cking wack as sh*t. [group laughing] - Oh gosh. It's all the like mainstream. - Like? Drake?

- A bit a Drake bit of Rihanna. - Oh. f*ck no you need to tap into Taylor Swift and f*cking Billy Ray Cyrus. [group laughing] It's cool or whatever, but it's not like ♪ I put my hands up. I'm playing my song ♪ ♪ The Butterfly fly away. ♪ - That's a Miley Cyrus song. - I know that's Miley Cyrus song. I'm trying to say like, - Oh right. [cross talk] - Come on. Like, Miley Cyrus is here and like, Rihanna's kind of like, you know. - I think they're on a pretty good par. -

Whatever. Hold on. Think my f*cking mom's texting me. - You should be nice to your mom. - You know, I hate texting so I gotta send her a voicemail. - That's absolutely fine. Do what you need to do my love. - Mom. f*ck you. I'm not taking out the f*cking trash. Dad is a f*cking loser. And please make sure my f*cking McDonald's and juice that I want for my video games are there at 8:00 PM f*cking sharp. - Say, do you like spicy food? - Oh gosh. Okay. - Do you like spicy food? - Because

like salt and peppers really spicy. - No, definitely not. It doesn't sit well with me. - Salt and pepper's really f*cking spicy. - Yeah, it can be depending if you accidentally put in too much pepper, I guess. Yeah. - Do you season your chicken? Do you season your chicken or no? - Yes, of course. - Well get on. - What the f*ck? You season your f*cking chicken? - Yeah. - And what do you drink with it? - Oh, I like water. A diet coke or like - Water? - Yeah. Well - No f*cking milk? [group

laughing] - No, I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't have milk. - Oh f*ck no. - Call her the biggest weirdo ever. - So like, you know, it's cold out here. Does it snow ever out here or no? - Occasionally it snows in London. - Do you like get a coat and sh*t? Like to like bundle up? - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What the f*ck? - Yeah. You don't wear like shorts and sh*t? - In the summer, but not in the winter. It's too cold here. - No, that's the best time to wear shorts and

f*cking t-shirt is in the f*cking winter. - Just say she's a weirdo and walk out. - Unless like, I guess- - No. You're weird as f*ck. - Yeah I'll take that. - But, but in a good way. You know? - Why is he so good at this? - I love your eyes. I kind of feel like I can take you out. You know, to the f*cking - shooting range. - Nando's or some sh*t. - I can't budge on the animal thing. I'm sorry. - All right. I was just joking about that. Like, I was joking,

like. - I'll shoot parents instead. - I'm gonna say no my love. - Okay. - Really sorry. - I'll shoot parents instead. - I shoot f*cking parents instead. - Absolutely not. No. - Especially my mom. - Especially my mom. - I shot my mom before. - I wanna kill my mom. - I wanna kill my mom. I wanna kill my dad. I wanna kill my grandma. [group laughing] - Oh gosh. Okay. - No. No. - They don't deserve to f*cking live. [group laughing] - Just walk out. - Just walk out. Just walk out. - Do

you wanna be next? [group laughing] - You all right? - Lads he's threatened to kill someone. - It was nice meeting you. [group laughing] - Oh my god. - He has just said he's gonna kill. [group laughing] - He seems a little bit odd. [group laughing] - A little bit? - And the way he came in and he was being really rude to his mom on the phone doesn't sit well with me at all. I'm a very, very family orientated person, so. - Aww - No. And some of the stuff he were saying about like

shooting animals big no. I mean like, I have a paw print tattoo. - Oh no, no. - A what? - Yeah. She's so sweet. - And I think that was way too far. I don't agree with what he was saying in the slightest. So kinda made me a little bit like uncomfortable. - It's okay, you can hug your bae now. - Yeah. Yeah. - Enjoy the rest of your day. - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. There were telling me things to say in my head. I'm so sorry. - It's okay. - Oh, are you

crying? No, but it's just genuinely like, I was so shocked. - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. - It's alright. - I'm so sorry. I they were telling me to do stuff in my head. You should blame them. You know what I'm saying? It was just, it was just all joke. I love animals. I f*cking love animals. - That's fine. - I have, I have a, I have tiger eyes tatted on me. - Oh. - She's too pure for this world man. - Okay. You are a

musical wizard. When it comes to music. You are amazing at it. At one point we want you to click your fingers - and then Simon's gonna come through. - And then while you're on the date with her, you have to try and take as many photos as possible. - Hey, what do you mean? - As in like, on your phone, - You're sneaking photos of her. - But while I'm playing the music? - No, no, no, no. You're talking be like this. Why are you just talking to her? - Ah, yeah. - You're slyly taking

photos . - Okay. - Hi. - How you doing Juce? You know I remember you. Come on now. How you doing? - I'm good. - Nice to meet you. You smell good. - Thank you. Thank you. - I've been going live. - Oh. Whoa. We going close. - Oh. I'll come, come closer. Please. Come. Wanna sit on my lap? - No, no, no, no. That's too - That was a little joke. - That's too early. - That was a little joke. - That's too early. - But like. How you doing though? - I'm good. How

are you? - How's your day? Good. I'm doing good and like sh*t that. I just came from the studio not too long ago. Cause I'm a rapper. You know. - I love rappers. - Who you feel rapper? - Kendrick Lamar. - Kendrick Lamar. [camera clicks] [group laughing] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Kendrick Lamar is good. But you know, You feel what I'm saying? His music is not really like my type of music and sh*t like that. How long have you been into Kendrick Lamar? - I think I've only heard like two albums. I'm not

that good into music. - Now. His last album was his last, his last album was fire and sh*t. - What you doing on your phone baby? - You said what? - Eyes on me. - Oh. No for sure, for sure. Oh no, duh. - Get a high angle photo. A high angle one. - Don't see my eyes are big. You need to keep eye contact. - Oh no for sure now your eyes is beautiful. I ain't gonna lie. I'm glad like, you feel what I'm saying? - So are yours. You have a beautiful smile. [group

laughing] - What happened? - I can't with the pictures. - What happened? - You keep taking pictures. - Nah. I ain't there? - No, but you can't be on your phone on date. - Say look up and then take the selfie. - Hey, look up. [camera clicks] [group laughing] What? - I'm not ready. - What happened? - I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. Do it again. Do it again. - Oh what? - Okay. [group laughing] [camera clicks] - Oh. - I think she kinda likes him. [group laughing] [camera clicking] - Make me feel like paparazzi.

[group laughing] - Get a lot of angles. [camera clicking] [group laughing] - Wait, wait. Let me give you my best angles. - Yeah. - Give me a little grr. Give me a grrr. [group laughing] Gimme little sass. More sass. - Take selfies of you instead. - More Sass. - Meow. [group laughing] - Wanna to see them? - Of course, of course. [bubble pops] [playful music] [group laughing] Ahhh! - What? - I thought it was a focus. - Oh, Oh, you thought I was taking pictures of you? [group laughing] Oh. Hell no. [Kai laughing] - Oh.

All right. Go back to music. - No, I was trying to make this photo To my album cover that's coming out, you know, very, very soon. You know I release this Friday. - Yeah. Let me show you something, click. - You mind if I show you something real quick? - Yeah. Show me. - Okay. - Click your fingers twice. - Click not lick. - Click not lick. [fancy music] [fingers snap twice] [group laughing] - You know when I wrap this real sh*t about spinning n-words blocks and sh*t Shooting at the ops. - Mhmm. - He

needs to move back. - You feel me? 'Cause I'm really deep with music. - Yeah. - So as I'm spinning n-words blocks and sh*t, Fla fla fla fla fla fla! [group laughing] I gotta be able to be, you know, do music. Can I play you something? - Yeah. I hope it's just lyrics and not real life. [curious music] [group laughing] - Do you know how to use it? [group laughing] - Yeah, of course I know how to use it. [group laughing] [trumpet squeals] [group laughing] - He holding it like it's not PG. - I'm just

warming it up and sh*t. - Yeah. - Oh please. [group laughing] [trumpet squeals] [group laughing] [trumpet squeals] - Darth Vader. - Take a bow. - Breathing. - Take a bow. - I assume you're an independent artist, right? - Ugh. That's mine, that's that sh*t dropping this Friday. [group laughing] Would you date somebody like me? - I don't know 'cause I'm, I go based on personality so far, so good. But like, I'll probably need to know you a bit more. - Try and get her number. - Like your energy is like beautiful. You feel what I'm

saying? You stood through this whole thing. 'Cause not usually some people won't stand through this whole thing. - You're gonna be with me through thick and thin. - And like when I do- - Oh no, don't get emotional. You see me? I'm an empath. So when somebody gets emotional, I get emotional too. - He put his hand out. Right? Like this. - You're not gonna cry are you? - No. - Is everything okay? - I feel like I just, - Yeah, - I just feel like that you'll stick beside me through this whole thing. -

Give him an Oscar. Give him an oscar. - Get her number. - You think I could possibly get you your number? - Yeah. I have to [indistinct] [group laughing and clapping] - Sympathy, ruse, sympathy ruse. - Okay, so it's not UK, it's not American, but it works. - Yeah. It's fine. I don't give a f*ck. [group laughing] - Once she's done it, stand up and go, booya. - There you go. But you know what, I don't really like, man, that cry that much on date. So. - Oh no, I'm not crying. I just, I just

wanted your number and sh*t. Yeah, I just wanted your number. Thank you. [group laughing and clapping] - No. You not even saying bye properly. You see, this is how you lose me. - Damn you feisty. - You know. It's No, you gotta say bye properly. You give a person a hug. Nice to meet you. Lovely date. - Lovely date. - You see? - Oh. - He knows what he's doing. [group laughing] - See no cry. No cry. - If you trying to cry or, or you just trying to hug me longer. - I know. No,

it's just, thank you so much of a real man. Like, you're so f*cking real. Like I'll f*ck with you. Like yes. If I had to kill a n-word, I'm choosing you to kill that n-word too. [group laughing] - No, no. No. Do don't catch a case on me. - Nah, we gonna catch a case together. [group laughing] - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a lawyer. I don't do that. - Are you for one? You 12? [group laughing] You're a lawyer? - Yeah. [group laughing] - f*ck no. [group laughing and clapping] -

Yo, how do, how f*ck the do you play the trumpet? - You gotta like, - That sh*t almost hit her head at one point. - Wow. It was an amazing day, to be honest. He's so funny. - Yeah, - He's so funny. And he's so sweet. - Thank you. If I knew the day was gonna be this good next time I won't bring heels so that we're the same height. - What?! [group laughing] What the f*ck? - Like, yeah, it was a great day. It was a great day. - The f*ck does that mean? [group

laughing] - As long as he quit the music career. - What? You, gotta blow into that sh*t. Like, bro, that sh*t's crazy. - I want you, as soon as you get in, take off your shoes and then your socks and put in your mouth. - Put my foot in my mouth? - No. Socks. - Put your socks in your mouth. - Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. - And then you gotta stick your hands and your ass. - No, no. - What? - No. You said you want me to get weird, bro I can get

real weird. - Gotta go back a little bit. Draw it back in. - n-word said you gotta stick your hands in your ass. I think me eating my socks is crazy. - All right at one point. You have to stand up and just start doing this. - No problem. - Just like this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just act like you have crabs. - Can you run in like a horse? - Like, like on all four's? [group laughing] - Yes. Yeah. - We can do that. Yeah yeah. [feet clopping] [group laughing] - Hi. That was very,

very. - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you? - I'm good. - How's your day? - You lost your shoes. Are you hot? - Am I? [group laughing] f*cking hot as sh*t. - Why would you eat in your socks? [Kai yelling] Oh, oh, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you. Thank you. I'm fine. [Kai mumbling] - sh*t like, what's your name? [group laughing] - I don't know if I wanna say to my name actually. - Wow. [group laughing] - Oh, I see you getting comfortable. - So I'm trying to shave my toe flakes. -

I'm trying to shave my toe flakes you know? - Let him run. Let him cook. Let him cook. - Can you help me? Do you mind helping me? Ah f*ck! [group laughing] - Oh my God. - I think you need some, - I'm sorry. - Do you need some help? - Freeze. - No. That's mad. That's mad though. - Unfreeze him bro. Unfreeze him. - I don't know. Maybe. I'm just [group laughing] - I don't blame her. I really don't blame her. - Why did you get him to freeze there? - He was too late

on it. He was too late on it. Freeze. [group laughing] - That was horrendous. - That's really bad. - Unfreeze. - That was a really difficult watch. - She f*cking left. Where you going? - I didn't know what was happening to this dude. [group laughing] - That was the weirdest I've ever did in my life. You still want, you still wanna go on a date? No? Next. [group laughing] - Whoa. That was great. [group laughing] - She left immediately. - Yeah. - I don't blame her. I really don't blame her. - Yeah, that sh*t was

weird as f*ck. - You froze with your hand on your front and you're staring at her. - This guy, he just came like, he sit down. He was, he removed his socks. He throw his shoes. Like, he, like, he didn't even knew it was a date. Like, [group laughing] I don't know. I just couldn't hold myself. So I left. - She don't know what to say right now. - She waited two hours for that date. - Yeah legit. Two hours minute, bro. - I feel so bad. - Alright, Kai, what is this here? - It's

a guitar. - Okay. Now you are amazing at it. - Okay. - With every bit of your body. - Mm. - Every bit? I'm talking knees, legs, feet, nose, tongue. - Why you saying it like that? - Do what with it? I want you to start playing it with different limbs. - Oh f*ck. - Different body parts. - Every way you can. - Because tongue is not a limb. - Iight bet. [guitar strums] How you doing? - Good. You? - I'm doing amazing. Nice to see you again. - You too. - I know you've been,

wait, I've been waiting a long time to see you. I thought you was the only person I wanted to bring my guitar out to. - Name a song and I'll play it. - Do you ever play, do you play any instruments? - No. - You don't? - No. [guitar strums] - I know how to play this in ways that you've never thought - Really? - ever. You know, people be playing it with they fingers all the time, [guitar strums] - I can play this sh*t with my dick. [guitar sounds] [group laughing] Elbow. [guitar sounds] [group

laughing] - Thought he ripped it with his cock. [guitar sounds] [group laughing] - Are you okay? - And tongue. - This is my favourite. - Why did he sit closer? - My tongue? - Oh my God. [guitar sounds] [group laughing] [guitar strums] - Be honest with me. You f*ck with that or not? - No. - What? - No? No? - No. - Are you serious? - I'm serious. [guitar smashes] - f*ck you mean no? Not even like the dick? - No. - Nothing? - No. - You f*cking ungrateful. [group laughing] So f*cking ungrateful, man. [group

clapping and laughing] - It's so good now. - Amazing. - Yo, it was so hard to play that sh*t with my dick. [group laughing] [cross talk] - She's like, I waited all this time for, that. - Well. Was a long day. Why did he broke the guitar? [group laughing] - All right. We want you to use all your knowledge of London slang. - f*ck. - Just throw it all out. - You're from London. Just convince her you're from London. - Iight bet. I got this. Ah f*ck. - He doesn't think about it. He just goes,

he just goes, - How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay. [group laughing] How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay. - How you doing? - Love the vibe. Just saying it in that accent. [group laughing] Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. - Looking Good you know? - Yeah, of course. Of course. Oh, where you from? - I'm Brazilian. - Oh my f*cking God. You, you're absolute pain. - Oh my God. - Yeah. No, you're absolute pain. - Oh. - What you think about myself? - Absolute pain as well. - Oh my God. -

Like 10 outta 10. - Yeah. Really? - You are a sking daddy. - For for sure. You, you said what? You're a sking daddy. Yeah. A sking daddy. [group laughing] Yeah. Yeah. You're a sking daddy. - Yeah. [group laughing] - Big Munda. [group laughing] - Big munda. - That's another language for me now. - Also, your nine is getting clide. - I like to dance. I like to sing. Well now I can't sing because I lost my voice. So. - Your nun is getting cluttered. - My what? - Your nun is getting clawed. - My

nun? - Your nun is getting cluttered. - Don't know. - Don't know. - I don't know. - Don't know. I don't know. - You don't know? - I don't know. - Would you like a, you know what you like to find out? - This is a trade wreck. - You know I'm a bad man. You know I'm a bad man. - You're a bad man? - Me is a real bombaclad road man. In my blood clad London. - Oh my goodness, yes please. Oh, I mean, you look like a nice little brown. And you know.

[group laughing] - Well, go on, what you saying. - Come from Kingston, you know? Oh, it's a real bad Monday in Jamaica. [indistinct] Pretty little woman like you. Gimme a poom poom. Gimme a poom poom. Yeah. [group laughing] Give gimme a poom poom - So bloody violent. My goodness. - I live in the ends. - You men living in the ends, you know? - Yeah. I guess. - Called Mayfair - And it's, it's called Mayfair. [group laughing] It's called Mayfair to pussyclad. - Oh my goodness. - I'm walking right here, sir. Stand right there. So

you know. - He's gone. - Oh my goodness. - You have a nice little pink top with a nice little pants ya have on. - Yeah. And the shoes match up with your bombaclad shirt. [group laughing] It's a pussyclad. - Yeah - Its a bloodclad [indistinct] my girl. - Yep. - We need your number. Can I get your number please? - Of course you can. - But don't play me now. - No, I'm not gonna play. - Don't play on me cause Imma wantcha Imma wantcha you know? - Say I wanna blow your back out.

- I'm gonna blow your back out. - There you go. - I'm gonna blow your back out. [group laughing] So what y'all do later? - I'm gonna go for a dinner. - Go for a, with who?. - With my friend. - So you know wanna eat with me? - Can't I take you for dinner? - Oh you can. If you're gonna pay for it. - Of course. I'm a bombaclad gentlemen. - Bombaclad. Then let's go. - Bombaclad. Come on then. - Come on. - Come on then. Wait turn around. Pussyclad. [group laughing] Come here my

girl. [horns blaring] [group clapping and cheering] [horns blaring] [indistinct] The pussyclad the bloodclad [group clapping] - That was good man. - Bombariz bro bombariz. - Well, it was lovely. He's funny. Didn't understand half of the stuff that he was saying, but I like the energy, love the vibe. If he wants to pay for the dinner, he can, love it. - Got me up. I'm not doing that at all. [group laughing] [upbeat music]