These are the world's strictest parents and I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours. No Tik Tok. This is the world's most spoiled teenager and I'm going to have to do whatever she says for the next 24 hours.
And whoever lasts longer wins the Matter Cup. I can't say it. What?
I do not want the consequence. So I'm not going to quit. Young lady, if you are going to live under our roof, we have some new house rules.
It's actually my house, but whatever. So, you have to say yes to me the whole day, right? Unfortunately, yeah.
Give me your credit card. Oh, no. Let's start with something.
Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Calm down. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Here's my credit card. Thank you.
Okay, we can go. This is going to be a long day. No crop tops.
Oh. Uh, hold. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this.
I can already tell they're so strict. I don't want the consequence. So, I guess I'm going to have to deal with these people.
That does not mean that I'm going to like it, though. So, I need about 100 new outfits. And luckily, I have this to salvage it now.
But our first stop is Urban Outfitters because every teenager needs to go here and get whatever we can get. It's not cropped, so they should be fine with this. Let's go see them.
Much better. No dating. Not dating anyone.
You're not dating anyone, ma'am. Hey, ma'am. I'm thinking we're going to need about one of everything.
Start off with these. Does she even look at them? You need to be like right behind me at all times.
You're being really slow. Come on. Is this what salish is going to be like in a year?
No cursing. Wasn't planning on it. No Tik Tok.
It's okay. I have Instagram. No Instagram.
What? No. None of it.
None of it. Yes, ma'am. Ooh, this is so cute.
Wait, don't you even try clothes on? You just buy them. That's wasting time.
I could be buying makeup, getting boys numbers. Unnecessary. Now, zip it.
No Door Dash. No Door Dash. What am I supposed to eat?
Cook your own food. No makeup. What?
I mean, you're wearing makeup. I'm an adult. I'm technically an adult.
I'm 14. That's not an adult. An adult is 18 years old.
Thank you. Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
It is all about me and it'll be about me for the rest of the day. I don't want to hear a peep out of your mouth unless you're offering to buy me Starbucks, get me new clothes, or get me a voice number. Please keep up with me.
No YouTube. Oh, okay. Everything else.
Is that clear? Clear. I saw this on Tik Tok.
Do you do Tik Tok, Jordan? It's like 5 minutes in. I'm ready to quit.
This is $130, so I'm going to need about five of these. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. First thing you have to do is clean your room. It's already clean.
Mhm. Are you sure? I clean it every day.
The thing about Urban Outfitters, it's really expensive, which I love cuz I get to use your credit card. Is this what Sailor is going to be like in 2 years? See, I told you it looks great.
This looks great. Have you seen your bed? I have.
I'm looking at it. Well, have you seen the tag? Do not leave it out ever again.
I do not want to have to do that. And the wrinkles. The wrinkles.
Hideous. hideous wrinkles on your bed. This needs to be straightened out.
How does that get straight? It needs to get straightened out. Okay.
And the dust. Are we animals? Jordan, we don't have all day.
This is heavy. God, you're like a child. Please just stay here.
I will go do my own thing. My god. You have to remake your bed, get all the wrinkles out, straighten up all the picture frames, cleaning up all the dust, vacuum the floors, and make sure all the cords are tucked away.
I hate cords. Okay, ma'am. Ma'am, I expect to see this room clean in 30 minutes.
Okay, Sailor and I made a bet. And whoever quits today first has to stay in the dog house overnight. That might actually be a better option than this.
I don't want the consequence. I'm going to do everything they tell me. I get what my dad is trying to do.
He wants me to see that he is awesome because he's not as strict as they are. But I'm not going to lose this competition. So, I'm going to make sure Elelliana drives him crazy.
Hey, I found my outfit. You can actually put all that back. Thank you.
I'm going to do everything I can to make him quit today. This is only the beginning, you guys. This is going to be fun.
Let's make my bed. I don't know how to undo the wrinkles. Perf.
It's time to scrub. Oh, my legs are sore. Next up is makeup.
Oh, I'm so excited. I do not want to do this. Well, you don't have a choice.
And actually, you're not going. I actually need you to go get me an iced Tiger Boba latte extra whipped cream. You got that?
No. Where do I get that? I don't know.
We're in a mall. Go figure it out. Iced extra boba whipped latte.
I don't know him. the door. Go ahead and spray the dust right here cuz apparently dust is a problem.
Good enough. Hopefully they don't look in there. Oh, Sish is calling me.
Hey Ellie, how's it going? Sish, how are you? What's up?
It's terrible. Can you please make him quit? Drve my dad really crazy.
I cannot deal with these parents any longer. You want me to be as crazy as possible because that's really dangerous. Can you please be I cannot deal with these parents anymore.
I think I definitely have a few good things up my sleeve. He's definitely going to quit. Yay.
Okay, perfect. Bye. Guess I got to up my game, you guys.
Let's go. Oh, yeah. He's definitely sleeping in the doghouse.
This is taking forever. I got a way better plan. This will do.
If you thought the clothes were bad, wait till you see me in full makeup. We're going into Sephora. Wait, what was the order?
It was like a boba. Got to find a place that has boba. Caramel tiger l.
What was it? My goal here is to drive Jordan crazy by showing him what sandwich is going to be like when she's 16, which is my age. Got to get all the dust off.
What's worth spending 24 hours with a spoiled teenager or sleeping in a tiny dog house? They're both bad options. I might as well take this opportunity to get a bunch of makeup for myself because I use his credit card.
Almost done. Perfect. Oh no.
Oopsies. I've also known Jordan since I was 7 years old, so I know exactly how to push his buttons. So, this should be easy.
And I'm already getting some stuff. Perfect. Fine.
2 minutes. What? Okay.
Okay. Tiger boba. Tiger boba.
She's going to flip out if she doesn't get her boba. The best boba is 85°. Oh, that's better.
Really? Oh, I would. Thank you.
Yes. 85°, guys. New soul de Janeiro stuff.
This is going literally so well. I'm having the time of my life. Perfect.
Okay. Good. Perfect.
Final thing. Almost ready. Almost ready.
Almost ready. All good. Not too bad.
The frames are straight. The sheets are so nice. No dust anywhere.
What? What is this? Oh, if she's not responsible enough for this bigger room, I think we just have to downsize.
We do have another option. Smaller room downstairs. We don't have a smaller room downstairs.
We do. We're checking out now. Let's see how much it is.
Hopefully, it's a lot cuz that'll push his button. Can I get a iced tiger boba latte with whipped cream? Hope I got the right thing.
I definitely got a great amount of stuff. This is going to make him so mad. This is unbelievable.
Oh, I have to sleep here. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Harry Potter?
What the heck? What? You're closing me in?
What? They had it figured out in Harry Potter. They thought Sailor would have to sleep in the closet, but they didn't know about the secret room.
This next thing I do is going to absolutely make Jordan quit. He's going to lose his mind. I'm actually kind of scared.
Okay, guys. I just stay in the secret room. And they think this is a punishment.
This is the best thing ever. I would do this every night if I could. Oh, we have this really nice blanket.
Got our red blinds. H. My gosh, Ellie, I've been looking for you everywhere.
Here's your boba. I asked for extra whipped cream. That does not look like extra whipped cream.
It's melting away. 10 minutes. It's really It still looks fine.
It's good. I don't know what they're going to throw at me next, but I can do it cuz my dad has to get the consequence. I got this.
I'm going to win. I'm leaving. You're done.
I'd rather sleep in this secret room for the rest of the year than sleep in that dog house for one day. It's cold and wet. No.
Good luck with that. Dad, I hate doing stuff like that, but I really hope that he's going to quit. Come on, Jordan.
Quit. Quit. Quit.
I'm not quitting. It's not bedtime yet. What?
Oh my god. You have to come out and do more chores. Another chore.
No, bro. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
Makeup. I think we need to amp it up a little bit. No, you don't.
Sish will be amping it up. No, she won't. She doesn't wear any makeup hardly at all.
When she's 16, she will. Next is breakfast. Thank you.
I'm so hungry. A healthy breakfast is a good breakfast. So, what am I eating?
We're having wheat grass juice. Wheat grass juice? Like I'm drinking my lawn?
Ew. No. I honestly get the vibes that Sish is going to be an eyehadow girl.
You got to darken these up. You don't need any more than that. No, we need so much more.
Are you kidding? This is nothing. Says cats eat it and dogs.
Very healthy. It smells really bad. Oh, I think it smells nice and fresh like mother earth.
M. Look at that. I want you to blend it, make the wheat grass juice, and drink it.
Kids should do things for themselves. Thank you, sweetie. I think we should add some glitter.
No. Got to add the glitter. Now that my parents left, I'm going to make this juice.
But I'm not actually going to drink it. Wait till you see what I do. Ew.
Got to fake it cuz there's no way I could lose cuz I don't want to end up in the dog house. In goes the water. And we blend.
Ew. She'll be driving, keeping secrets, staying out late. Maybe even like sneaking out of the house.
She doesn't have to sneak out. You want her to sneak out at No, I don't want her to go to McDonald's. She wouldn't go to McDonald's.
She's a vegetarian. Could you just stop talking about salad? Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Okay, fine. You want me to stop? Stop talking about salad.
Okay, then quit. Easy. All done.
Oh, yuck. Smells so bad. Oopsies.
Now we strain it. This is going to take a minute. Ew.
Here's our finished product. There's no way I'm drinking that. Watch.
Do you want me to tell you about my experience with boys? No. Heliana used to be my work daughter.
So, I've known her since she was like this big. This is freaking me out anyway. But then if I think of this as sish, absolutely not.
Boomer. Sit and stay there and you'll get a treat. Okay.
Sir, ma'am, I'm ready for my wheat grass juice. Oh, well done. This looks amazing.
It's really good. I'm excited to try it. There's a spider.
I'm really scared of spiders. Can you guys go get it? I'm really scared of spiders.
Let's see it. I'm really scared of spiders. Please get it.
Say the joke. Is that as weird as you say the spider was? I don't see it.
Please hurry. Come on, Booie. Come on.
We're going to use black eye shadow. Going to wear bold makeup. Sish is a teenager.
She can kind of do whatever she wants at this point, but she's not going to do it, right? Right. You clearly don't know Sish.
What color is it? Big. Hurry.
Come on, Bully. She needs in her house. I know.
Yeah, it's over there. Good boy, Boomie. M.
That was really good. Yum. Actually, I don't think the spider is there anymore.
I think I saw it. Leave. Okay, now can I leave?
Cereal next. Cereal. Yeah, just stay right there.
Okay. Cereal's not that bad. Shredded wheat.
What's shredded wheat? It's a healthy breakfast. And a healthy breakfast is a good breakfast.
Okay. Shredded wheat. Oh, honestly, could you guys see Sish doing wings on her eyes?
No. No. But she's older.
You don't know her. Are you Sish? No, you're not.
Then you don't know. Clean girl makeup Jordan is out. It's in.
You're not on TikTok. You don't know. You're a boomer.
Okay. I'm not actually a boomer. See how it's all the way up in my eye.
You You should try stuff. No thanks. Yeah, it definitely needs some milk.
Oh, no, no, no. Uh, in this house, we prefer fresh milk. That's right.
What? Do I have to milk a cow? We like goat milk.
Goat's milk. I'm not milking a goat. Let's go see the goat.
What? Oh, I look like a supermodel. We just get this over with.
I'm not going to quit because I don't want to sleep in a dog. You got a problem with that? I'm not sleeping in a dog house because it's like this big and I'm this big.
Wait. Oh my god. What is that?
Oh no. I don't really know how I'm going to do this, but All the milk you get, you get to keep. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Um, I don't think it likes me. It doesn't have to like you.
That's right. I did milk a cow once. Yeah, that didn't go well.
Oh my gosh. You could be like a cow, I guess. Exactly.
Oh, this one likes me. Don't be shy. Get right in there.
Hi, babe. Here you go. Oh, this one's soft.
If you want milk, this is how we do it here. It can be fun. Make it a memory.
I don't think it will be fun. Eyelash. No.
No. You are not doing eyelashes. Well, I don't have to listen to you.
You actually have to listen to me. That's our deal here. Remember?
Why did I make this deal? Do you know why? Because I'm sick of losing the Matter Cup.
And every week Salish wins the Matter Cup. So, I just decided this time I was absolutely not going to give up and I will win no matter what. Eyelash time.
Don't my eyelashes look so good? No, it's too extreme. I am ready to walk the runway.
I'm not ready for sales 2016. I think we should put some on you. No.
Oh, so you're quitting. No, I'm not. So, you're quitting?
No, I'm not quitting. Well, you have to say yes. Otherwise, you quit.
That's how that works. Sure. I think I'm actually full from that wheat grass.
Well, you're going to need your milk. You need your energy because otherwise, how are you going to walk the goat? There is 100% I'm not walking that goat.
I would never walk a goat. Why would I walk a goat? I am not walking.
I hope no one sees this. [Music] Can we open up? [Music] No, actually.
By the way, thanks to Joselyn Merrick for clipping our video and getting 13,000 views on it. That's awesome. If you guys want to clip something, we'll shout you out next week.
But just do not clip this cuz you should clip this one. Do not clip this. I guess I'm walking a goat.
This is so hard. I'm not used to walking a goat, but I can walk a dog. Did my dad think he was going to get me with this one?
I think we both look really good now, so we should move on. I don't look good at all. She didn't say I had to keep these on, so I'm going to ow.
In our house, we expect the older sibling to take care of the younger sibling. Perfect. I don't have a younger sibling.
I'm out. Today, you do. Salish.
[Music] [Applause] This is your sister for the day. Hi, Z. Here.
Yep. And uh she missed a nap. She's very cranky.
Oh, okay. So, good luck. Hi, Zie.
You got this. Which one is the brake and which one's the gas again? You're messing with me actually.
No, actually. You say you can drive, but you don't know the difference between the brake and the gas. Just Just remind me.
Break is on me. I just want to like make sure. Ah, this is so exciting.
I am now driving Jordan because I'm sure that she is going to drive the second she turns 16. Time for lunch, I guess. Your sister is very hungry.
Do you have like a high chair for her? She needs to eat. I mean, does this work?
No, she can fall off this. Oh, okay. What about the dog bed?
The dog Zadeie, do you want to sit on the dog bed? I'm not going to lie, Sailor, this is not going to be easy. My mom didn't let me.
I could have had my license a year and a half ago and she didn't let me. Maybe it's because you can't drive. I can drive so well.
I am about to drive Jordan Patter's car. I want to say stop so badly right now. This is a bad idea.
She doesn't even have her license. She has a permit. Wa.
Do you want to sit with me? Zadeie, do you want food? Zadeie, look how good this looks.
Look, there's grapes. Do you want to sit right here? Sish, your sister.
You kind of need to be able to take care of her. Okay. You see that pole, right?
You see that tree? Yes. Okay.
Do you see these scars? Do you see the scars? Okay, that's good.
Did you have fun? You want to be done? Okay.
Oh, do you want to sit on the floor? Do you want a piece of a grape? Try it.
No. Okay. Zadeie, do you want broccoli?
Honestly, if this doesn't go well, it's kind of your fault. You got to be on the right side. Okay, but we're on the left side.
Watch out for the B. Oh, you're going No, no, no. We don't.
Stop. Stop. Actually, stop.
Stop. That was a car. Okay.
You just cut in front of a car. Have you ever driven before? You're being an overprotective driver.
You just cut in front of a car. I am not ready for sales to get driving lessons. Approve.
Can I go on a main road? No. Let's go.
She usually eats at the same time every day. Zadeie, come here. Yes.
Okay. Zadeie, do you want a piece of broccoli? No.
No. Wa. Big sistering is hard.
She's crying. I did not do that. Look.
You like Elsa? High five. Yay.
Watch out for the bump. Watch out for the bump. Watch out.
I said, "Watch out for the bump. " Okay. And nice and easy.
Wa! You're okay. Oh my god.
I'm allowed to leave. Let's go straight. Wa!
Wa! Jeez, that car. Did they get mad at me?
Die, do you want Sish to be your big sister? A! Yay!
Okay, Sish, I honestly I doubted you in the beginning, and she did get a little upset, but you made up for it, and she wants you to be her big sister, so challenge passed. Dad, you're going to have to do better than that. Sade, wait right there.
Wait, you knew about your dad? Yeah, you wouldn't be that mean to me if he didn't tell you to do it. I got to go.
Okay, bye. But you did really great. Thanks.
I love this. I can't do this. So fun.
I love driving. I think I might quit. Salish, we expect our child to have straight A's in school.
Okay, I've got good grades. If you don't, all phone privileges will be pulled in revoked. I think I might need you to teach me how to drive.
No thanks. Upcoming video. No.
No. No. Rate my driving skills 1 to 10.
Zero. Listen, I can either keep driving or I can spend more of your money. Spend more of my money.
Park, get me out of this card. So, where's your report card? Um, this I've got good grades that let me see it.
English A minus math A science A minus P E A+ history B+ What was that last one? Nothing. A B+ in history.
No, look. All A's. Your phone is being revoked.
Why? You have a B in history. It wasn't a B.
It was a B+. You don't get the phone back until that B turns into an A. That sounds like a lot of homework.
So, my dad better be getting ready to quit. All right. Time to spend your money again.
Credit card, please. Okay. No, you stay here.
Bye-bye. This is going to be a really big one, you guys. What did she just say?
Okay, guys. So, my phone got taken away. So, now I'm vlogging on my computer.
It's time to do some history homework. Who's the kingest veropy after Sparta? How to get a A+ in history class?
The answer is study. Study, bro. I have an 100 day snapshake with one of my friends and I cannot lose it.
So, I have to get my phone. I don't know what to do though. I could try and steal my phone, but I don't know where that is.
The computer actually has find my iPhone. Sish iPhone. Okay, now I can use this computer to track how many feet away my phone is.
And if anyone asks, I'm just using this computer for homework. So, let's go try and find it. I'm back.
You're kidding me. An Apple Vision Pro. Is there a problem?
Would you like to quit? No. You can quit?
No. So, you're telling me I get to keep this Apple Vision Pro? Sounds like a great deal to me.
I think it might be in Hudson's room. Smells really bad. Very messy.
Not back there. Not under the bed. Laundry room.
Nope. Nothing's in there. It's saying one story down.
Okay, let's go one story down. That's about a foot away from here. The arrow says it's over here.
Hey. Hey. You doing your homework?
Yeah. How's it going? Good.
Can I take a look? Yeah. What do you mean?
Yeah. Yeah. Let me just see.
Okay. Elelliana, I got to be honest. The teenage thing is freaking me out.
My little girl was like two yesterday. I blink and suddenly she's a teenager. I mean, are you even listening to me?
What? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Of course. Ellie.
Ellie. Ellie. Actually, stop it.
God. Sweetie, I'm I'm trying to see your computer to see your homework. Yeah.
Yeah. Are you going to show me or not? Doing homework.
Sorry, I got to be typing. Okay. Okay.
See, I'm going to get straight A's. No more B+es. You're supposed to start typing on the left side of the page.
Here, you got to be done with your homework in 30 minutes. Yes, ma'am. Okay.
Okay. Um, it has to be somewhere here. Come on.
[Music] Okay. Okay. Yes.
Okay, I'm going to go do homework up upstairs. Bye, ma'am. Bye, sir.
Yes. Yay. Yes.
Yes. Yes. I found my phone.
Yes. Let's go to Snapchat. Here we go.
Yes. Okay, I'm safe. Perfect.
All done. Well, now that I have my phone, what else could I do? Tik Tok.
Did you guys notice that Tik Tok took away all the beauty filters and the good filters? So, let me know if you still have a filter on Tik Tok because I don't. Perfect.
Now, back to homework, I guess. I don't want to do this. So, we all know that Sish is definitely going to be dating soon.
She's not definitely going to be dating at all. She is. She's a teenager.
Jordan, doesn't mean she's going to be dating. No, she's going to wait a long time. So, anyway, I think it's important that Jordan, you know what it's like for Sish to have a boyfriend.
I don't think it's important at all. No, I don't want to do this scene. No, I don't want to do it.
Young lady, I need you to sit up straight. Plant your feet on the ground. Sit up straight.
There you go. Perfect. This is what we call daily affirmations.
Repeat after me. I am the life of the party bringing joy and laughter wherever I go. You're not.
No, I am. You repeat that after me. This is actually important to know for when Sish does get a boyfriend.
It'll probably start out pretty easy. Like a nice little hand. That's not too bad, right?
You know, you walk around the mall or in the car, you know, pretty simple, you know, maybe like a like a little kiss to the Okay. I am the life of the party, bringing joy and laughter wherever I go. Conviction.
I am the life of the party, bringing joy and laughter wherever I go. I am the life of the party, bringing joy and laughter wherever I go. Can still be better.
We're moving on. I radiate like a pop star performing on stage. What the heck?
Everywhere they go, they're going to be holding hands, looking so in love, skipping around, and just being so cute. Just I I radiate like a pop star like a pop star performing on stage. performing on stage.
Now say it like you are performing on stage. I radiate like a pop star performing on stage. The first two were okay, but this needs to be amazing.
You doing that intentionally, bro? Eventually afterwards they're going to start to snuggle. Snuggle.
Get a little closer. A you're my little baby boo. I love you so much.
I love you, too. Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness. What does that even mean?
Did you listen? Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness. Don't roll your eyes.
You have to believe it. Close your eyes and say to the universe, "Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness. " Changing my mind is not a strength or a weakness.
That wasn't right. Do teenagers actually do that? You're just messing with me now, right?
Like teenagers don't go gaug on the nose. I I don't know. I guess you have to find out.
Changing my mind is a strength and not a weakness. You are such a teenager. You're such a adult.
You give me attitude all day long. Well, you've been to me the whole day. I am your parent.
I'm allowed to be. And of course, after snuggling, you know what comes next? Kissing.
No, actually, no. I can't. This is the easy part.
I just need you to film yourself saying those things and then post it to Instagram. Absolutely not. Wait, let me think.
I'm not okay with actually. No, I'm not doing this. I'm done with your strict parenting.
I want to go back to my normal parents. I am the life of the party. I joy and laughter wherever I go.
Parenting is not easy. Okay. Okay.
Actually, you win. I can't. You win.
I absolutely I didn't think I was going to do this, but calling my dad. Wait, my phone's right. Hold on.
It's Sish. Hope Jordan gets used to it. Hi, Dad.
Hey, little girl. What's going on? Did you quit yet?
No. No, I didn't quit, actually. You didn't quit?
I was about to, but I didn't quit. What's up? I quit.
But you quit, actually. She's trying to get me say an affirmation and post it on Instagram. That's like the cringiest thing ever.
Yes. I don't have to sleep in a doghouse. Finally, I won the Matter Cup.
All right, Sish. Enjoy the doghouse. Thanks.
Bye bye. I love you. My dad thought this would be a punishment.
This is actually pretty nice. Look, I have my bed and I have some snacks. I might sleep here every night.
I feel bad about this. Okay, say forget it. You can come back.
You don't have to sleep in the doghouse. No, I'm good. Thank you for watching the video.
Bye.
