When Chris Tucker Had The Whole Room In Tears

Whether he's telling a story or doing an impression, Chris Tucker has a way of making everything hilarious. These are his greatest moments. But Barack knew he was going to get back in office when he got bin Lad.

Remember when he got bin Lad? He was friending the White House lawn. He was ready.

He said, "No, no, I got this. " Uh, America lot. We got Bin Lad.

We got him yesterday in Pakistan. Over 400 hours. I sent the SEAL team over there to get him.

Matter of fact, I went with him and I saw him. I said, "Look, there he is right there. Look at him.

" So I went in there and bust in there. I said, "Ben lot of D, [ __ ] Let's get the hell out of here. Come on.

Let's get on plane. I got some chicken on this plane. Come on.

Let's go. " Some guests need a setup before they start performing. Chris Tucker only needs the right name to be mentioned.

In this case, that name was Selene Dion. Do you ever hang out with Selene Dion? I don't.

I don't. But I She's my neighbor, though. And I went to one of our shows, too, out here, too, and I loved it.

I did. You can't help but you can't help but sing her songs. [cheering] I was at I was out there singing.

I was just like, "What's your favorite? " I was, you know, the one the one here. [laughter] Wherever you are, I will [cheering] [cheering and screaming] be getting down.

He just play back. Boom. Boom.

All of a sudden, you know, it's cool until he starts saying the words. That's when it sound crazy. He's like, "You see me in the club with a bottle for a bud.

" Michael. Michael. No.

Michael, no. Don't Don't sing the words. Chris, I love that song.

Chris, of course, I wouldn't go in a club with a ball for the bud, Chris. I wouldn't do that. That didn't sound right, Mike.

I know. But I love it. You ever played with Michael Jordan?

Man, I never played. That's one of my That's one of my dreams. I want to beat Michael Jordan.

Talk junk to him. Like, you ain't so bad. Like in the bad video, you ain't so [laughter] bad.

You ain't so bad. You ain't nothing. He'll be like, he'll be like, "Oh man, shut up.

Shut up. " [laughter] Get your little skinny butt. Get your little skinny off my golf course.

Get your skinny butt off my golf course. In this next clip, Chris Tucker looked back on his problems with the IRS. But his version of the story came with a little Hollywood flare.

I was like Tony Montana. I said, "Let me go out on the road, okay? I'll make a meal here, a meal there.

I'll get you the money. Okay, Mike. Take it easy.

Okay, you're going to have a heart attack, man. Calm down. I stay loyal to you, man.

And the IRS responded to that. They responded. It was the IRS tour for a couple.

Have you ever thought, Chris, if you had 20 seconds to live, what your last joke would be? My last joke would be joking around. If I had 20 [laughter] seconds to live, I'd be like, "Go get everything together.

Whatever I got left, you can have it, [laughter] son. It's serious. " Oh, no.

I'm going to be like, "Man, sell keep don't don't drive my Ferrari. " [laughter] I'm going to say stuff like, "Who's going to be living in my house? " [laughter] Stuff like that.

I'm be concerned. Filming Rush Hour 3 meant spending months on set with Chris Tucker. And for Jackie Chan, keeping a straight face around him became a challenge of its own.

So, her eyes [snorts] a little droopy now. And she's So, she's working for El Loco. [laughter] I'm sorry.

It's El Poo Loco. So now she works at El Loco Poco. El Poo Loco Loro Poco.

El Poco Loco. Loco Poco. So So she works at Loco Poco.

So she works for El Poco. Loo Loco. [laughter] Oh, we going to go past that.

Every day I couldn't wait to come on the set to see Jackie Chan. I was late most of the time, but when I got there, Jackie was there waiting with his legs crossed saying, "Where's Chris Tucker? We are late.

" You know, he like Rick Ross, too. He love sometime he be going around and play. He be doing a song.

I'm [clears throat] like, "What the hell was that? " I said, "Michael, was that you? " No.

No. Did you hear that? I didn't hear nothing.

I didn't know that was one time I called him. He's like, I said, "Mike, I saw you. I knew it was you.

I'm sorry cuz I love Rick Ross. I love him. Bear gives dog attack Michael and I didn't know he ripped his pants but Michael came out the house and the dog just attacked Michael.

[screaming] Oh, Chris and the dog just ran. I said, "Michael, what happened? " Michael's like, dog came to the front door and he dumped me and he bit me.

[laughter] I said, "Michael, are you okay? Michael, are you okay? Are you okay, Michael?

" Chris, I've been bit by I've been bit by a small animal. The Will Smith and Chris Rock incident already had enough people talking, but apparently Chris Tucker also managed to get pulled into the chaos. I'm tell you why I'm pissed off about that slap when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock cuz they mixed me up in it.

They thought I got slapped. People call him all over that night, is Chris, okay? I heard he got the [ __ ] slapped out of me.

That is not my baby. Chris is right back here rewinding the TV so I can see the slap. Chris asked for that slap though, you know, cuz I'm going tell you, white people, black people, we have a sex.

I don't know. It's been passed down through slavery. I don't know.

Chris just asked for the slap. He's like, "Huh? Black will I can't hear you.

When you say these cubisians, are they real? " Yeah, they're real. You're not worried about somebody wanting to grab them?

No, I only wear them special occasions, places like this. He's worried about you. [laughter] I wouldn't just wear it for a walk out in the hood.

But hey guys, how you doing? [laughter] Hey Chris, you come here. Let me talk to you.

What for? We can talk. [laughter] No, closer.

Let me let me whisper to you. What you doing in the hood with the mirror in [laughter] one time, man? I was handling business, right?

But I had to listen out for my mom. One time my mom's caught me, man. I was [ __ ] up.

I was handling business, right? My mom said she said, "Come here, boy. " I said, "Mom, I'm coming.

" Said, "Come here, boy. " [screaming] I said, "Mom, I'm coming. " Someone hurry up.

I said, "I'm trying to You shut the up. " Yeah, we karaoke every night. I got probably YouTube.

Well, I don't know if they got YouTube over there, but it's all over the internet over there. Did you and Jackie Chan do a duet? We he I guess he he I did it.

I don't know if he did it. I sung Michael Jackson all night. You put a Michael Jackson song on, I'm singing.

[cheering] I was doing the slow songs, too. I was going off. Oh, you're right.

Why? Why? [laughter] Shut up, Jack.

Jackie was was so kind and so nice. He would give me a gift every day on the first Russia I was set. He would send me over a gift, a different gift.

I said, "Man, what is this part of his culture? He's so nice. " Then I realized he's from China.

They make everything over there. He was getting it for free anyway. Oh, that's very unfair.

He wasn't paying for nothing, man. He was looking at the window like, "Look at Chris Tuck. He going to go broke trying to keep up with me.

" You think about Robert Dairo, Mr Dairo, this legend and stuff. So you, you know, you get a little tensed up, but he's just like us, you know. He, you know, I was with him, you know, he asked simple questions like me.

He like, "What are you having for lunch? You having [laughter] He does all those same faces, but it's about lunch. " Yeah.

I said, "I don't know. What you having? " I don't know.

I don't know. Whatever you have. Whatever you [laughter] want to have.

I don't know. Whatever they serving. I take whatever they [laughter] When Chris Tucker's son wanted to celebrate his 21st birthday in Las Vegas, the overprotective dad in him already had a plan of his own.

He wants to come to Vegas, but what he don't know I'm coming with him. He's not going to know I'm here, though. I see.

I'm going to be watching him behind slot machines looking [laughter] I'm going to tell waitresses, no, don't give him no beer. Just take him take him some milk. Take him some milk.

That's my baby. Watch out for him, please. Are you like that even still to at this age?

I'm still like that. I'm bad. You are?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm one of them protective dads.

So, yeah. Does he find it annoying? No.

I think he's cool with it cuz I cuz I'm rich. I don't know. I don't.

Uh-huh. What if Michael Jackson was a pimp? Him and Tito be riding around in the Cadillac and [ __ ] Slow down, Tito.

Slow down, Tito. Damn. Is that my hobo that's sitting on the curb?

Come here, girl. Where my money? How much you got?

Mike, I'm sorry. All I got is a $100 bill. Girl, you've been out here [screaming] all day and all you got is a $100 bill.

The thing about owning the RS, everybody else got to wait. Bill collectors try to threaten you. They can't threaten you in this economy.

Come on. If you don't pay the house note, we going to come get it. I said, "Well, [ __ ] come get it upside down anyway.

Don't you want to talk about it? " No, you said you come and get it. Now, come get this [ __ ] I don't want that house no more anyway.

I don't go down there anyway. It happened so fast that first of all, I was shocked. I was like, he really and then Giannis was determined.

He was like, "Not tonight. Not tonight. We got to win this game here [laughter] tonight.

I don't care what it takes. " You know, I can imagine what his brother said before they go. His brother be like, "You about to get this game.

" You know what I'm saying? If they're going to send us back to Greece, if you don't get this game, we only have one chance. Okay.

[laughter] I love his brother, by the way. He said he was a fan. But let me tell you something.

Even Even Matumbbo said, "Oh my god, what a block. " My go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He did it better than not tonight. Not tonight. Chris Tucker's golf game apparently doesn't just intimidate opponents.

It may also be a public safety concern. I'm not that good. I I got to work on a little bit more cuz when I tee off like birds fly away and ducks get out of the water, turtles run away and stuff.

[laughter] I heard a bird laughing one time. I teed off. He [laughter] I said, "Man, you can't do it.

" [laughter] Being famous clearly has its advantages, but Chris Tucker seems especially grateful for the kind of perk you won't find in a contract. Being a single man with all this fame, how the ladies treat you good. You know how they treat you?

Well, hey, you know, [cheering] you have a movie. Well, that's different. Well, you don't have you don't even need no line no more.

You be like, "Come here. Get in the car. I'mma talk to your friend and I'mma see you later.

All right. You can always tell the ones cuz they know everybody by their first name. Never say [laughter] nobody's laughing.

I can't tell be tricky. What What is your family's reaction to your success? Oh, they all quit their jobs when they found out I was making $20 million.

That's my We say no. I'm rich. I'm rich.

You get your jobs back before it's too late. During an appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show, Ben Affleck once revealed the one reason he wishes he could be more like Chris Tucker. He knows everybody.

[laughter] Like, I'm not even kidding. You can bring up a name. It doesn't matter if it's like Muhammad Ali, Paul McCartney, Jesus, you know, Chris.

Yeah, that's my boy. You know everybody. I kind of do, you know, and [laughter] I mean Ben and my buddy Dave Chappelle, they always joke like, "You know everybody, man.

You're everywhere. Where are you right now? " Now I'm like a I'm in Saudi Arabia with the king.

Oh my god. Back. He's giving gifts away.

He's giving gifts away. This [laughter] is Oprah's favorite thing to Amazing. Is Donald Trump your president?

Uh well, do you consider him your president? [laughter] Do you mean Donald? Are you serious?

Believe me. Believe Believe me. [laughter] I know Chris Tucker.

He's a great comedian, great guy. I like him. I'm It's true.

I do like him.