Joe Bart Best Of 2025

You kids did a terrific job. You You >> Hello everybody. This video is a bit late, but I still wanted to make it because uh we've done it the past few years.

best of 2025. Uh before it starts, I wanted to say thank you to everybody that's uh continued support or if you're new to the audience, welcome. Uh and I thank you for watching me and choosing to watch me, you know, whether you watch me every day, every week, once a month, once a year.

If this is the first video somehow that you're tuning in, doubt it, but uh hello. I'm Joe Bartalo and you'll see a bunch of random clips of me from the previous year uh that are funny, scary, inspirational, I don't know, whatever he picks. Um uh quick thank you to Aiden as well for making this video.

It's uh pretty annoying for editors to compile uh you know just raw footage from the last year in clip format. So uh thank you to Aiden in the comments uh for making this. And Cloak uh a nice sendoff.

Thank you for the previous years making these. Uh he hated making these. But now Aiden's doing it.

So uh be really critical. You know, if uh the edits are terrible uh and the clips are terrible, it's definitely on him, not me. Anyways, uh thank you guys.

Uh we have a lot planned for 2026. Uh, I want to do a lot of more charitable stuff. Going to do a lot more YouTube and charitable stuff as well.

And I just want to do a lot more raw donations and stuff like that. Uh, outside of that, I like, you know, continuing to just make you guys laugh. And, uh, I do want to do a lot more vlogs this year.

So, you might see that upcoming. We did about maybe six or seven vlogs last year. Not for the meme genuinely.

I think that's how many vlogs we did. So, I want to make that, you know, maybe 10 or 20 this year. That'd be really cool.

But, yeah. Uh, done yapping. Let's get into it.

I've beaten Minecraft probably like 20 times more. I don't really know. Something good.

I'm going to bank that we get a tool. [ __ ] sundial. A sundial.

And it was a shitty and it And it said you're wasting your time. Jabus, >> sir, >> activate goon mode. Oh, stop.

Oh, I thought they were going to scare me there. Stop. I'm freaking out.

>> Oh, stop. Oh my god. Why am I freaking myself out?

Stop. I'm going home. >> I know.

>> Are you guys friendly? >> YEAH, I'M FRIENDLY. RES ME, TRAVIS SCOTT.

RES ME, TRAVIS SCOTT. PLEASE SAVE ME. >> OTHER TRAVIS SCOTT, WE'RE FRIENDLY.

>> STOP. Where's the hills, guy? Don't shoot me.

Don't shoot me. You're so lucky. I'm at 10 HP right now.

>> WHO THE [ __ ] IS PLAYING THAT STUPID AUDIO? OH MY GOD. >> I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. >> YOU'RE NOT SORRY, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] YOU BETRAYED ME. SOMEBODY SAID, "PLEASE PLAY something else.

" Banned. Banned. Banned.

BANNED. BANNED. BANNED.

AND BLOCKED BY BY YO CLIPS. Yo Clips. Yo, Clips, see you never dog.

Yo, see you NEVER DOG. BYE. BYE.

And blocked his dumb ass. HE CAN'T EVEN WATCH ME ANYMORE. BYE.

DO YOU THINK HE'S going for the world record? >> I might be going the wrong direction, dude. I CAN'T >> COMBO COMBO.

>> I can't [ __ ] dude. Anytime I make any sort of progress, they just [ __ ] Hey Joe, am I allowed to ask something? That's a question, pal.

Here we go. What did I do wrong? What is What?

What the? Oh my god, it's eggs and sausages. Sausages plural.

And I got to cook a burger, too. If this is wrong, I'm going to jump through the window and punch him in the face. Oh, mustard, tomato, and cheese.

We have tomatoes in the [ __ ] fridge. We do that up. Boom.

Boom. Boom. Boom.

Okay. What's the plan of action here? They're fake.

No, they're not. Let's test. Oh, you're a [ __ ] LIAR.

>> I am trying I'm like in a zen mode right now trying to not Yo, whoever the [ __ ] this is, >> whoever the [ __ ] that was. Who was that? >> It was.

>> It was sitting. Yo, Chris. Chris.

Chris. Chris. Chris, >> corporate talk over here.

I No, no, no. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, just a word of words. Just a word of words.

Just man, >> I will I will throw you off the [ __ ] mountain and not res you, and you will spectate the rest of the game. >> I'm the driver. Do not >> [ __ ] >> All right.

All right. We're going in the van. We're going in the van, >> bro.

Let go of me. I'm driving. I'm driving.

We got to start the brain eating ammo. That'll keep us alive for another five minutes. A gawk 17.

Yeah, I think I'll be able to beat the Ender Drgon. No problem. Let's test her out real quick.

Freeze. But I will say she lost. 5 cool points.

That's not a gamer challenge, buddy. It's not a gamer challenge, buddy. That you just want me to play Five Nights at Freddy's.

Get the [ __ ] out of here. No way. I just went to my cousin's place and absolutely destroyed her and now my is stuck in a curve shape and I can't do come tributes to your stream anymore.

Hello fellow mods. Brady here. This is one of my alts on Twitch.

I can't this. Hello. Hello, fellow.

Hello, fellow mods. Brady, I'm crying. Hello, fellow mods.

This is Brad here. This is one of my alts on Twitch. My keyboard's so broken.

I didn't mean to say all that. Anyways, unban me so I can get back to moderating and editing. I'm not I'm not unbanning you.

That was a funny ass unban request. I brother, no. Oh my god, he's reaching.

>> Well, this is a scheduled off I just posted on the main YouTube. Go watch it. What is this?

I' been [ __ ] >> stretch on the way >> now. >> GOOD [ __ ] PABLO. RICKY, RUN, YOU DUMB [ __ ] OH MY GOD.

RICKY. >> RICKY. RICKY, RUN.

WHAT ARE YOU DO? RICKY. Turn it back.

Turn it back. Turn it back, Pablo. Turn it back.

>> Oh my god. >> The wheels fell off. >> Out of play.

>> Out of two bases. >> Brady taught me Among Us characters means SRI LANKA. >> YEAH.

YOU STUPID [ __ ] AMONG US CHARACTERS. AMONG US CHARACTERS. THEY LOOK LIKE AMONG US CHARACTERS.

IF YOU EVER SEE A CHARACTER THAT LOOKS LIKE AN IMPOSTOR, you're in Sri Lanka. I think she's normal though. Looking at the camera.

Joe above you. Joe above you, dude. The goop man.

What the [ __ ] was that, dude? That was so stupid. Beautiful.

Perfect condition car right now. Oh my god, I'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Oh, okay.

[ __ ] The back fell off. Okay, it's open. It's I I don't know why it's doing It's just It's just It's just doing It's I I don't Why is it doing that?

Jarvis, >> open the mask. It's pretty cool, isn't it? Oh, Jarvis.

Sir, >> open a mask. >> Let me read the instructions. I can get him to do some cool things.

Okay. Jarvis. >> Jarvis.

>> Sir, >> close the mask. >> Jarvis, >> sir, >> activate battle mode. Where's the spatula?

Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Am I really going to reload THE [ __ ] GAME? >> WHY AM I PLAYING THIS [ __ ] ASS GAME?

>> IT'S IN HIS [ __ ] DRAWER. IT'S NOT IN THE DRAWER. IT'S NOT IN THE DRAWER.

>> I GOT TO MAKE SURE TO SET MY SPAWN. But let's break this first. Oh, wishing.

Well, maybe you should throw a coin into it. >> THERE'S NO [ __ ] WAY. THERE'S NO WAY.

THERE'S NO WAY. OH MY GOD. SHUT THE UP WITH THE STUPID VTUBER PREDICTIONS.

I'M NOT DOING THAT [ __ ] THEY TOOK ALL MY DRUGS. YOU TOOK ALL MY DRUGS. YOU TOOK ALL MY DRUGS.

I'M NOT. NO WAY. NO WAY.

NO WAY. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I do?

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

What do I do? Oh my god, they're [ __ ] on my ass. I need to find a dumpster, bro.

Haven. Oh my god, they knew. They have brains.

This game's so ass. This game is so ass, dude. FIFA 2025.

Worst game ever made. That's why it has [ __ ] mixed reviews on every goddamn platform it's ever [ __ ] played on. 40 fucking%.

>> Why are MY [ __ ] RUNNERS LIKE THEY'RE JV ON A TRACK TEAM? >> YOU PLAY SOCCER FOR A LIVING. >> [ __ ] >> The challenge that was required.

>> OKAY. >> ONE MINUTE OF ADDED TIME. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE MINUTE?

>> It's starting to glide to the right. I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer right now, but I think this thing falls in [ __ ] t-minus 2 minutes right now. I think this falls apart in [ __ ] no time.

Oh my god, the icing doesn't [ __ ] stay on it. Sticks to my fingers. It's all over my [ __ ] fingers.

It's all over my shirt. I had to take my [ __ ] shirt off. Oh, sticking to my fingers.

Stick it TO MY FINGERS. NOT THE GINGERBREAD. >> Some crazy [ __ ] Let me throw a bomb in there.

>> No health. So, we're definitely going to have to climb if I don't have >> right there. >> Map guy says it's right there.

>> Hi. >> Hi. >> I'm about to hit you.

>> There's just no way you can I got to do this. >> Learn through experience. >> Risky, but >> it's learned through experience.

It's crafted over years and years of >> addiction. >> Yep. See, >> I left the netherite ingot, bro.

[ __ ] >> But I'm going to bring it back cuz I'm gambling author. Hey, that's not too bad. Give him an ace.

>> Oh, [ __ ] >> This [ __ ] does not fit me like at all. NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, I'M TELLING HIM THE LVAKA LORE, SAMMY.

I'm telling him the Lvaka lore. So, here's the deal, bro. Whenever Sammy does admin abuse, he always spawns a Lvaka and everyone's like, Literally, nobody asked for that.

Nobody wanted that. And everybody gets mad at him whenever he gives people a Lvaka. >> What just happened to it, >> dude?

The dragon just disappeared. >> You did not just do that, you [ __ ] idiot. You did not just sell it.

You did not just sell my dragon. You're joking. No.

No. Oh my god. Oh my god.

I'm selling my animal in. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. A full inventory. Oh, >> get him.

GET HIM. GET HIM. ATTACK HIM.

GET HIS ASS. GO [ __ ] EAT HIM. >> HEY.

OKAY. Now chat, if you had to guess, do you think it's shocked me yet? Do you?

No. Yeah. See, it hasn't yet.

I'm still waiting. I think it might be off. Okay.

Yo, I'm not even going to lie. Like, I don't think I'm that good at this game, but I feel like I'm a fast learner. Oh my god, dude.

You can't jump shot. I was trying to jump shot, dude. >> Okay, >> that was a nogo.

>> Editor, play some good non-copyrighted twerk music. Rep. >> [ __ ] you.

FIDDLE PIVOT. Is he in there? No.

Oh, see [ __ ] I knew he would [ __ ] ALL THE [ __ ] OH, he's literally Dude, this is like a [ __ ] BREAK. >> MY GOD. Give me a break.

Give me a [ __ ] break. bro. How?

Can't eat mammals. Okay, that was a good scare. Hey, that was a good scare.

I'll admit that. I'll admit that. That one was a little scary.

They didn't like that one. They didn't like that one. That was the first good one.

Oh, [ __ ] That That one got me. That one got me. That was uh out of nowhere.

Anyways, myself. How do you use a a a lightsaber? Don't you just go like this?

I feel like a millennial mom doing a workout at like one of those weirdass gyms. >> This might be the best product of this [ __ ] street. And I thought these would snap instantly.

I'm going to try to go to 10. I can't [ __ ] touch it. Oh my god.

Oh missing people. The numbers are massive. I've got a few.

>> Same guy every time. This guy is [ __ ] profiling me, huh? Interesting.

Oh, I'm not black. One crash out and then we're going to get in. I have to let this out.

I'm going to mute. I just ripped ass. Oh my god.

I lowkey have to poop. And if I get jump scared, I might [ __ ] my pants. This is really bad.

Oh, there's somebody there. Then everybody's going to be [ __ ] Oh, Joe, your gingerbread house. It's so good.

It's so good. This wasn't a stupid YouTube video idea. Oh, this is so much better.

This is so much better. What a good [ __ ] idea. You're such a genius.

[ __ ] What a dog [ __ ] video idea. What a dog [ __ ] video idea this is. Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

Oh my god. Yo, nice walk, [ __ ] Sounds like you [ __ ] your pants. You guys walk in a single file line all the time.

Where you going? Where you going? Yo, nice shirt.

Where'd you get it? The shirt store. Nice haircut.

Where'd you get it? Where'd you get it? A haircut place, dumbass.

Oh my god. REALLY GOT HIM. OH, STOP.

OH, I thought they were going to scare me there. Stop. I'm freaking out.

Oh, stop. Oh my god. Why am I freaking myself out?

Stop. I'm going home. I'm going home.

I'm dipping. There's another door. Where?

Oh, STOP. [ __ ] Boost arousal in your respiratory system. Uh, which causes the muscles that control breathing to be fast acting and put you into a fight orflight state.

Yeah, it's cuz your brain thinks you're dying when you smell ammonia. So, I'm going to convince my brain that I'm dying. Who's excited?

>> Where's the spatula? Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Am I really going to reload THE [ __ ] GAME?

WHY AM I PLAYING THIS [ __ ] ASS GAME? It's not in the drawer. >> Oh, you must have Oh, you must have jumped into the water.

And look, I'm not wanted anymore. And then And then he's going to And then he's going to be like, "Oh, I guess he's gone. " Did you Did you have Did you have luck finding him, officer?

I heard there was a guy with a metal bat. Oh my god. Are you okay?

That's such high quality where it's almost like movieesque. And they usually have degrees in like cinema cinem CINEMA CINEMAT [ __ ] CINEMATOGRAPHY. I hear him.

Oh my god, I DROPPED MY SWORD. OH MY GOD, I DROPPED MY SWORD. I just ate a gapple.

I'm a dumbass. I I No, I can't risk dying. I can't risk I I can't risk dying.

I can't risk dying. I can't I just keep I Oh my god. I just I just wasted a [ __ ] gapple.

Oh, open the lucky block while we have it. All right. What are the odds that my item saved?

What are the odds that my items blew up in that uh in that mask? Yeah. Yeah.

YEAH. TYSON, SHUT THE [ __ ] up, PLEASE. I KNOW.

I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT. GOD damn it. FLASHLIGHT.

FLASHLIGHT. FLASHLIGHT. FLASHLIGHT.

Oh my god, DUDE. GIVE IT A [ __ ] rest, man. God damn, bro.

WHERE'S THE DRAGON? >> OKAY, HARD CUT. Hard cut.

So guys, we ended up find we ended up finding our way to the Nether or not the sorry um we ended up find you know sorry you misspeak sometimes. Uh you ever have that situ anyways uh sorry um we we finally made it to the to the end. Uh the recording for some reason stopped.

I don't know why. Oh wait, sorry. How can I still fly but it won't let me undo the command.

So uh I ended up get little does he know I'm going to start pooping on the walls. Little does he know, I'm going to steal their TV and their [ __ ] soaps and start pooping and spreading it on the walls. I'm going to be the worst guest they've ever seen.

This is weird. Open the window. Gilberts.

Gilberts. Gilberts. Okay, now the clouds are rolling in a bit a bit fast here.

>> Now, >> Jayla, >> Jayla, you are in >> Oh my god, that was like the Rizzler turn.