Trying to I'm trying to get a PS5, you know. Trying to trade in some old games hopefully. I have Five Nights at Diddies.

Can't do this one. Oh, my bad. That's Overwatch edition.

What? Yeah, that's Yeah, Overwatching Edition. Dude, that is hilarious.

I can't take the case for obvious reasons. I'm taking this home with me. Okay, that is hilarious.

I'll just get this and zero snacks, please. That's just a small drink. Okay, just making sure.

says, "We don't sell half of what you're folding or what you have on your back. " The only thing I have on my back is my shirt. Tape on your arms.

I like a receipt. Uh, please, just to make sure you didn't charge me for extra candy. Let's just wake up today and decide to confuse people.

Do you guys know where like the Oh, my phone. Oh, yo, come on now. I just dropped my phone.

Game somewhere else. Games? I'm not playing Monopoly.

Why was he so mad? Hey, you guys. My fault, man.

I'm working, bro. My fault. What?

What? Why was he so mad, though? How you doing?

Okay. How are you? I'm doing great.

I'm doing great. Cut those ends off. Yeah.

You also um by chance like do a little extra. What? What?

Um I can show you. I was trying to see if you can do this. No, no, no, no.

Get out of here. I'm not going to do it. You can't do that.

I'm not going to do that. Why not? I can pay you a 100 bucks.

I don't care about the money. I'm not going to do it. I don't do that.

You don't do the lip biting? No. Do you think I can come back tomorrow by chance?

Book an appointment with Sam. Sam? Yeah.

Oh my god, these look so good, bro. Which one should I try? So you I thought I thought a cake.

Can you try this? No. Let me try it right now.

What is this? It's like jello cake. For real?

Eat this. Just take a [Music] bite. Is it good?

What it tastes like? Like disappointment. Disappointment.

This one's like sugar-free. It's sugar free? Yeah, that's why.

Cuz I don't want you to get diabetes and stuff for real. Yeah. Out of 10, what would you what would you rate it?

Like nasty, bro. I'm not going to lie. Should I Can I Can I tell you something?

What? It's soap. For real?

Yeah, it's soap. What the hell? I touch them.

What the What's your issue? You walking around trying to grab Let me grab him. Let me grab him.

Get out of here. Trying to grab some. I wasn't trying to grab no.

I was just checking my messages. Oh, come on. Come on.

Come on, little fella. It's fresh. You want the donut?

What you doing over here, man? I'm just trying to like look for your kind. Yeah.

You got ID on you? I have a fishing license. Two for one.

Oh, dang. This is good bait. One, two, three, four, five.

Y'all got any tips? Maybe like if it was jelly filled. I don't eat donuts.

I wonder why you're fit. You probably catch me. Uh, can I get a bowl, please?

Can I get white rice? Oh. Oh, hell no.

What is that? Yo, crew. Yeah, crew.

Yeah. Hold up. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I need I need an extra scoop in there. I need an extra scoop, please. Mhm.

Okay. Black beans. That's Yeah, black beans.

Mhm. Black beans. Yeah.

Okay. No, measure it for you. No, I don't need to measure.

She just know we we got 8K, 4K, 16K. Is that a good scoop? Also, y'all aren't legally around to be recording this.

No, I'm a minor, so minor. I'm not Drke. Yo, where's your mom at?

I'm going to kidnap you. Is that fine? Where you going?

Yo, I got Wi-Fi. Get the Can I get Five Nights at Freddy, please? Anything else?

Got a big chocolate bar behind you? Hm. Is that a big chocolate bar?

I'm not tripping, am I? You're not tripping. Okay, thank you.

What you got behind you, bro? I don't have anything. No.

Watch your back. I don't care what you do. I just need to know.

That's not a real chocolate bar, is it? That's just real. Look at that [ __ ] [Laughter] Yeah, that's real.

What you want? I got you. What the hell is that?

You know what it is? You a fool, bro. I love the presentation.

You want to try some? It's got nectar. Trust me.

But let me know. That's life right there. Damn, you made that.

Yep. Damn, that is good. Thank you.

What you going to do with it? No. Um, we're selling it.

We're trying to let people know that sperm is actually very very good in like protein. Yeah. You mean sperm?

Like kids, huh? Like kids, bro. What the You got me to eat some sperm, bro?

I I thought you knew that. No, bro. I don't know what the it is, bro.

I'm eating sperm, bro. You said it was good cuz I thought ice cream or some icing or some You can't use it for that. What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just rolling up right now. Yeah, but you're smoking weed. Well, I'm just smoking like the macaroni pepperoni rickoni apple snapple crackle pack.

What are you here for? Oh, I'm just chilling, having fun. Y'all want some?

What is it? It's that double O cush double OG Snoop Doggy dog. How old are you?

old enough to know that I'm lit right now. You know where you're at? Jesus Christ, man.

What is that? Some kind of incense or Oh, not at all. They call it the devil's lettuce.

Devil's lettuce. Uh-huh. Jesus Christ.

It's that gas, isn't it? Everybody calls their plug the plug, right? Yeah.

My plug's the outlet. Flower. Usually when you smoke it, this is what you say.

Fade in the hole. Fade in the hole. Fade in the hole.

Fade in the hole. Hayden Ho, how far am I away from my address? At least an hour and a half.

An hour and a half. I thought I drove down the street. Found out in the Apple Pros that you can actually listen to audiobooks here.

Why not go to my favorite library, be with my fellow bookworms? Call me a nasty woman, but riding some young dick is truly what regulates my blood pressure and keeps my cholesterol down. And that is why I have me not one but two young dicks on their way to my place.

We can hear you. Your game or whatever. Oh, it's my audio book.

It's supposed to just only be for me. Sorry. Yo, what's good, chat?

Red Staples. Helen Keller donated $1. A hog defa.

All right. Who donated that, bro? Ellie Keller can't even see or even talk, bro.

Excuse me, man. Sorry. Just a quick question.

What do you think of like this setup? Do you think I can be like a good streamer? Oh, yeah.

Mr Staples donated $1. Get your chicken eating Kool-Aid drinking cotton picking out of my store. What?

Did you heard that? No. Something about get out of my store.

They call me a cotton picker. Oh, don't listen to that friend. I think they're just haters.

I'm I'm glad you're not a hater. Thank you. Thank you, Cheryl.

Thank you. Harriet Tubman donated $1. I do not free you for this bull.

Y'all buy. Yeah. This is some Thunders, but it's like 9 and a half.

And these are like dead stops. These are like straight and stuff. So, what the [ __ ] is wrong?

This [ __ ] said these dead stops. No. No.

No. Is that No. Is that mud?

No, that [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of here with that [ __ ] It's dead stop. It got on it. I can't do that.

Can you do 120 or something? It has on it. I can't buy shoes with it.

Just clean it or something. Hello. How you doing?

What kind of sound are we doing? I'm just doing a custom sound. What sound is it?

Message from my brother. I don't know if that's fine. Let me hear it real quick because I just can't make anything appropriate.

Anything appropriate? All right. Inappropriate.

Oh, no. No. Okay.

[ __ ] [ __ ] Why? I can't do that. Nope.

I mean, that's not a bad word, though. Serious. I'm not stupid.

No. [ __ ] means like bro. Do you have like a monkey sound by chance that I can use?

To be a cop, you got to actually embody a cop. So, I have to get into uniform. Get on the floor, you black maggot.

[Music] What do you think of that? What do you think of my aim? Too much, boss.

What do you mean? It's too much. Is it?

Yeah. I'm just trying to become a cop. That's okay.

Going to go ahead and just stop this now. Really? Yeah.

But I'm the law. 273. All right.

There you go. That's not real. What do you mean that's not real?

It's not. Look at this. That is real.

No, it's not. He was our president like like last year or something. That's not real though.

You playing games? Not you playing games. That's not real.

How you going to tell me? I got it for my loans. You need to go back there back then.

That you need to go get. So I need to come back and get a different bill. You need a real bill, [ __ ] That's Donald Trump on that bill.

You know damn bill ain't real, man. He better gone somewhere with that, bro. What you mean?

So my mom was just joking with me. Yeah. Your mother did that to you?

Yes. You ain't had common sense, bro. So do you got change for this?

This is not real. I wish I had my phone on me for this cat, man. This [ __ ] and I apologize.

You trying to catch one? You got one? No, I apologize cuz it wasn't crispy cream.

I'm telling you, man, you going back there, you're going to get you're going to go to jail. 100%. I'm not trying to go to jail.

Last time I went to jail, there was a guy named Consequence there. And I definitely learned it why they called him that. 21.

Can you do something for me? You heard his new album, though? It's pretty gas.

Yeah, it's cool. All right, I'm going to take a picture. All right.

Can you at least get my good side? I do see a couple acne scars. You guys have like Photoshop on there?

No. Well, I think it froze, so Oh, [ __ ] It froze. And my face is that ugly.

I gave him a virus. Yeah. You going ahead and tell the bald ass [ __ ] to put a face mask on, please.

The guy with the belt. Hell yeah. The one with the glass on top of his head.

I don't even know how they sit up there. He even got no hair, no eyebrows. What happened to him?

What's going on? Put a face mask on. How many people inside don't have a mask?

Why you ask me to put my mask on? [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] Who? Who?

Who's that? My boss. Can you have him to come over here?

Can you come over here to tell me that? You scared? No.

Come over here. Come inside the store. How would you come over here?

Where's the manager of this store? Where's the manager? Where's the manager of Walmart?

Put everything away and I'mma beat your ass if I come over there. But I was just illegally filming. You were illegally filming?

Yeah. Illegally filming? Yeah.

Like the cinema. You were illegally filming. I L L E G.

Illegally. X. That means you can't do it.

You just admitted that you can't do it. Well, if I get permission from boss. Who's boss?

David. Who's David? Spencer's.

Who's Spencer? That's my boss. I work for your boss.

Yeah, I work for one, two, three movies. Okay. What is this for?

It's for like your dog. Like it's a pet dog or whatever. Yeah.

I bought it and it was like making weird noises and stuff. [Music] [Laughter] Take off. Take off.

Yeah, it's so that's what I'm saying. Like I don't know if this is being tortured. Yeah, I know.

Pay attention. Yeah, you got a customer. I think I don't know if this is a So, where was your find at?

No, I was trying to return it cuz I don't know if this was like a Michael like Vic collab or anything like that. Hopefully not. Oh, I need a ghost.

I see you. You need to go. How you see me?

I went ghost. Okay, now you now you see me, dude. Do I look like I'm joking?

I mean, I don't know. I am not joking. You need to leave.

Wait, how am I supposed to know? You could be like hard to like, please. Can't see me now.

I'm looking right at you. Oh, I'm looking right at you. I'm going to give y'all one last chance to leave or you going to jail?

I can't go to jail. Why not? Like there.

It's black. It's black history month. What that what that mean?

You can't put another brother in jail. Why not? I do it all the time.

Oh, how old are you? I identify as 32. You identify as 32 years old.

That means you're going to big boy jail then. Oh, like the big big boys. So you're a teenager?

No. You with your parents? No, my parents are not here.

You disrupting my business. You need to leave. I'm not disrupting anybody if I go ghost.

And you can't see me. You're not a mannequin. So I'm looking right at you, my guy.

I'm an invisible mannequin. I'm looking right at you. No, you're not.

I'm still seeing you. You're not John Cena. You need to go.

Can we just squash the beef? Just Just hang up. We just squash the beef.

Okay. I guess she's vegan. This is a What the [ __ ] is you doing, bro?

The [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] back. This is [ __ ] Back the [ __ ] back. Yo, what's wrong with you, bro?

No, I just brought the SP back. You playing the prank? Good [ __ ] bro.

Hey, I'm not going to lie. You had your guard up. Hey, I [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah.

Oh. Oh, that dog. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hey. You got two dicks on you. Put that on camera.

You got two dicks on you. Mhm. They double strapped out here, man.

Damn. He could have robbed me, bro. He had a Glock on him.

Open the door and step out. What do I got? Open the [ __ ] door.

What's the issue? Smoking weed, bro. I'm just chilling.

Like, it's just my You in the police department smoking weed. Get the [ __ ] out the car. What are you doing?

Is there an issue? You're smoking weed at the police department. Who said it was weed?

Yeah, I can smell. It smells like marijuana. No, it's just that or oregano.

No, it's not just oregano. It's just loud as [ __ ] It is not oregano. Come on, man.

Oh, yeah. It's like that. It's like the OG cush.

You know the skank daddy Drke blueberry drop, dude. Come on. I think this is why your parents say you don't eat eat from strangers.

I could have killed you right now. You too. No, that doesn't matter.

I could have been somebody else. It's the fact that he's still eating it. Is it good?

Good. I, bro, I'm not even going to lie. I don't know what the you're saying.

Are you going to swallow it? No. That's no.

What's good? What's good? You got to take the face mask off.

What happened? You got to take the face mask off. Why?

Just cuz you have to. But I like I don't feel comfortable. Then you get out.

Well, you got to take the face off. I'm like really really ugly. Like I'm not even trying to joke.

People make fun of me all the time. See you. You put it back on.

I can put it back on. I'm good. Okay.

Yeah. Sorry. No, I'm not.

You cool. Okay. Am I ugly?

No. You cool, bro. [Laughter] Hey man, it was just for video.

I was just joking, bro. I was that ugly, bro. Huh?

I was that ugly. Don't get under the bed, sir. You are not supposed to.

Wait, I can't hear you. You can sit there, but don't cover yourself up. Oh, I got the onesie on.

I don't care. This is a place of business. Yeah, I am doing business.

She's She's a cutback. We don't have time for Can I just please get my book read? Are you cozy?

Yeah, I'm cozy. Harry Potter. Yes.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to sleep. Didn't seem to think he was enough of a high flyer.

Well, that just shows you even slug corn makes mistakes. Display bed and not for y'all get in like that. Oh, this is I just want to make sure it's good with my cuddle buddy.

Please. We're testing it out. This is just a display bed.

It's not for you to lay in like this. It's good enough to lay in. Like look how good.

No, don't have me call security on you. All right, we're fixing it. I'm not going to lie.

This bed is comfy. Can you give me some alcohol? Huh?

Alcohol? Whiskey? Just anything.

Anything. Just anything. It was working.

I can always count on my brothers from another mother. Huh? Yeah.

See, thank you so much. No problem. Just meet you in the car, huh?

Just meet you in the car. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, no problem.

Thank you so much. No problem. That wasn't for him.

Take the money for his own alcohol. That [ __ ] thought you were giving him money for the alcohol, like for his own, bro. There's no way.

What the Are you serious? Okay, y'all y'all are just racist, bro. Let's Let's be nice to each other.

Let's be nice and let's let's go ahead and How you doing? So, I'm not trying to mess up your video or anything, but you can't do this. I can't like test the stream and everything like that.

Maples donated $1. Tell that black [ __ ] get back to work. Now you really have to say Now you really have to knock it down.

Okay, I did not say that. That was I don't care. You got to take it down.

Chat, y'all being rude. Did he donated $1? You showing up to freak week or not?

He didy. There's something wrong with this [ __ ] baby. I'm get pissed cuz this is disrespectful.

The baby white and his cocoa. Goooo Gaga. [ __ ] is supposed to be saying that.

What the [ __ ] Melon do that? I guess this is the rated X version. Excuse my potty mouth, but I'm gay.

I'm tired of living in this [ __ ] ass house. What are my moms? I'mma slap this ugly hoe.

[ __ ] you, Tom. That's on set. Sue Woo.

I don't remember Coco Melon teaching that. Like, my son's not going to know the N word before ABC's. Mama, I'm thirsty.

Give me them tatas, them calcium cannons, those shoulder boulders, them party pillows. All right. Can I get a number one, please?

Small medium or large? Uh, just small. You know, I'm not too greedy.

Huh? It's not free. You got the app on it.

I just looked at the sign. There's a sign out there. No, you have to download the app.

Okay. I think I have it. There you go.

Wow. So, I do get free food. Thank you.

What the [ __ ] Actually, work by chance. Do I just keep coming back to 4 to 5:00 p. m.

Just keep getting free food? What did uh the manager say to you? She said, "As long as you're here, you can give me free food.

" How much is it? 85 cents. No, I ain't flying that one.

I ain't taking that. Why not? Cost.

That ain't That ain't legit. That's a pride dollar. I don't care what it is.

I ain't taking it. It's the pride dollars for the LGBT community. I don't like them.

You're going to get cancelled. Huh? You're going to get cancelled.

So, you can't take it? No, sir. I can't take it.

But I'm thirsty. That's not thirsty. That's hunger.

That's hungry. What do you mean? That's food.

I'm thirsty. What do you mean you're thirsty? This is food.

This is nothing to drink. This is food to eat. It's noodles.

Oh, yeah. I'm thirsty. What's thirsty got to do with food?

This here is food. This is going to put energy on you. It's spaghetti.

Uh, so you can't take my pride dollar? No, sir. I cannot.

Okay. That ain't a dollar. Okay.

It's not a United States dollar. All right. Nobody make a move or a moan.

I'm going to need all the come in the bag right now. I know you're scared. Let's go ahead and make it quick and easy.

I won't hurt nobody. What are we doing? Waiting for you to leave.

Yeah. I'm going leave with the [ __ ] You walk around with it. You can go now.

No, I need fresh. Oh. Oh, I don't have any.

My bad. Just a quick jerk chart. No, I'm good.

Don't Don't tell her to take me out. Wait, wait. Are you calling the police?

Well, no. Don't call the police. They do have something.

Hold up. No, no, no. Let me take that.

Let me take that. It's a robbery. It's a robbery.

Stop. I need to come. I'm going to need you to go.

I need to come. I'm going to need you to go. Just need some comb.

I'm going to need you to go. No. Please.

I need to come. This is a robbery. This is a robbery.

Goodbye. It's a robbery. What are you doing?

She handled the [ __ ] out of me. Did you drink open containers? It's dry county.

It's illegal. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Let me BC1 to BC2. Wait.

Are you riding? Cops are going to come. No.

No. No. No.

No. Cops are going to put cuffs on you. No.

No. No. No.

Stay right here. Please. We're going to make a getaway.

I'm going to pour some out. Pour some out. Pour some out.

If it's empty, they can't charge us. They can't charge us. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

Excuse me, sir. Can you drink some of this to get rid of the evidence? Stop.

Please. You're drunk as all get out already. I'm I'm not that drunk.

The best thing you can do is come over here and sit down. You hear me? Come over here and sit down.

You going to sit down on that part, B? My mom. I am right now.

Get over and sit down. My mom's black. My mom's black.

Give it to me. Hand over. Sit down.

Sit down. Sit down. Sit.

You're turning me. Yeah. Let go of it.

Let go. I paid for it. I need it.

What is that? Can you let me know what? Uh, this is the 130, right?

Can you turn around? Why I got to turn around? Cuz what is it on your back?

What are you talking about? The policy is no outside foods or candy. Are you trying to call me a snack?

Are you trying to flirt with me? No outside foods or candy. What?

He's trying to flirt with me. He's calling me a snack. A what?

A snack. You having a good day, dude. I I ain't playing this game.

Can you please help me out, sister? Look, let's look. No.

Uhuh. Back up. But then you be saying I'm flirting with you, too.

No. Oh, I don't swing that way. Oh, I don't care.

Look at this back. What? He's trying to say that.

Bro, come on. What? Are you serious right now?

I'm just trying to watch my movie. All right, you got to go. Who are you?

The general manager. Well, can we do something with him? He called me a snack and I don't appreciate flirting with me.

I don't even know what that means. Basically, he called me a fine piece of dark chocolate. All right, you you have a good one, buddy.

Oh my god. Yeah, you can pet me. Yeah, you Oh, you can pet me.

Pet you. Yeah, you can pet me. I'm a dog.

Crazy. Um, is this a girl or dog? It's a boy.

Look, you can see the package. What? Don't touch me, [ __ ] Okay.

He's a little He's a little talkative. You're so cute. I never seen a monkey.

A monkey? That seems a little racy motivated. Yo yo yo Frank.

Yo, Frank. Frank. We've been trying to train that out.

Controls are crazy. Touch me right there. I can't do this.

Can you do me? We can do this. I love you, bro.

Step out of the car. Wait, why? You're smoking weed right here.

No, I'm not. That's cool. Step out of the vehicle.

Hand behind your back. Wait, why? Being insane.

For what reason? I can smell weed. No, it's not weed.

It's that strawberry shortcake, blueberry, raspberry chump dump. We're going to figure it out. You know the pineapple purple piss?

Oh, absolutely not. Stay here. I'm going to go get a nick test.

All right. What's your name, bud? The streets call me Eugene.

The who? Eugene. Okay.

Your name is Eugene. Is that your first name? No, that's what the streets call me.

That's what the streets call you. What's What's your actual government name? Oh, my name's Benjamin.

Man, what what you want me to call you, man? Benjamin Eugene. What you want me to call you?

You can just call me El [ __ ] I'm not going to call you that. Oh, can you do me a big favor, though? What you want me?

I have like this blend in my hand right here. I was seeing if you can like let me mouth it real quick. I'm really fing.

It's your car, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I don't have the money yet for a Hellcat. Is that what you're trying to get? Okay.

So you guys can't catch me. Is this tiger? You giving it to my son or what?

No, I'm trying to press it. Kids, what starts with N and rhymes with tiger? What starts with N and rhymes with tiger?

[ __ ] You trying to call my son? This man's calling my son a [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You got a problem, dude? No, I don't have no problem.

You sure? I'm sure. Call my [ __ ] dude.

I don't have no problem. Are you sure? Yeah, cuz we can go, dude.

No, we're good. We can go right now. You know your height and weight.

That's kind of personal. How is that personal? I I kind of get offended by that.

Okay. And you like 510? 5'11.

You had a little inch. Girls like tall kings, right? I guess so.

Don't say that to my partner here. Doing some journalism or No, we were trying to just illegally film, but they wasn't allowing it. I I don't think you understand your term that you're saying.

You said that you're trying to illegally film. Yeah. That's a crime then.

You mean legally? No, that's the opposite. No.

Legally, like I'm illegally allowed to be here is you're lawfully allowed to be here. But when you say illegally, that means you're not allowed to do it. Yeah, I know.

But it's like opposite day. Okay. Yeah.

Then how do you guys afford these cameras? What do you guys do for a living? We rob and illegally film.

You rob? Yeah. Rob what?

Good Samaritans. Okay. Nice.

No. I just dropped off your sign just to let you guys know. What sign's that?

Did you guys not order it? Yeah, we didn't order. No, we ain't order no [ __ ] like that.

Oh, no. You can go ahead and get off this property, though. Oh, my fault.

Do you want it by chance or no? No, we don't want it. Oh, okay.

Sorry about that. That was quick. What the [ __ ] Is he that pissed?

That's a KKK member. Oh [ __ ] That's a KKK member, bro. Is he Is he What is he throwing up?

Oh, that [ __ ] is different. Hey. Hey.

Don't walk. Don't walk. Don't walk.

Talk to you. Don't walk. He just dropped his backpack to get it ran over.

There's no way you that mad. I just care about your safety. What's your name, bro?

I'm the law. Your daughter. All right.

Huh? Is your daughter and son all right? My daughter?

Yeah. Your daughter and son. All right.

What are you talking about? Why you want to fight me? I'm just trying to keep you safe.

[Laughter] Stupid. You're stupid. Bro, what did Bro, what do you got against uh the ebikes?

Master Candy, is that you? Yes, it is. Oh, what do you want me to do today?

I need some work done in in field number three, I think. Oh, okay. I'll get on it.

I'll get on it, sir. Please. Please do.

Thank you. Mr Candy's being a little too nice today. No cash, bro.

Sorry. You don't got no cash? Damn.

You know, it's 2024. Contactless. You got some?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I just do a dollar. Oh.

Oh, dang. It went through. Um, how much you want to tip?

$2. Okay. You want an email receipt?

No email receipt. Nice doing business, bro. Appreciate you.

Good guy right there, bro. I'm I'm teaching people the method right now. Imagine getting charged to sit at a red light.

Why is your backpack small, [ __ ] Why is so big? Because God damn. What all do you have in there?

Your knowledge. Oh, yeah. Knowledge.

Get a bigger backpack, man. Excuse me. Do you guys have like a trash bag upstairs?

And your monkeyy's tag right there, [ __ ] I'm not putting that in a bear. Wait, why? Cuz I'm not putting that in a bear.

We're not Well, that's not bad. Can I like abbreviate it or something? No, we're not putting that in the bear.

What can I say then? I mean, you can say anything that's good. You can't say anything bad.

Oh, that's not a bad word. That just means that means bro. No, that's a bad word.

We're not putting that in there. Maybe if I come back later. No, we're not putting that in the bear.

What about after hours or something like that? Builder bus plus. No.

Well, when is like your off day? Then I can come in and maybe No, we're not putting that in a Builder Bear. Are you really calling right now?

Yes. Can I buy the beer real quick? No, cuz you're trying to put something bad in the bear.

No, I'm not. You said not to say it anymore. What are you trying to put in there?

Well, I'm just trying to put this then. [ __ ] What's up, [ __ ] No, we're not putting that in the bear. You're not putting that in the bear.

I'm going to need y'all to leave. [ __ ] how you doing? Can't wear that in here.

What? Can't wear your mask in here. Why?

Cuz it's against the law. I just don't feel comfortable with my looks. That's your personal preference.

You're fine. I'm fine. Let me get your number.

Your ID. Let me get your number. I have a boyfriend, but I need your ID.

I look better than him. I need your ID. Thank you.

Let me see. Hm. Let me see it.

What do you mean? I need to see ID. You just seen it.

The picture. It don't that. Come on.

All right. He just showed me his ID. I don't know.

It's not the same. She's basically saying I'm ugly. I'm a catfish.

I'm not saying. All right. Don't move.

This is a dick up. Put it in the bag. Put the [ __ ] in the bag.

Are you shooting blinks? Shut the [ __ ] up. It's okay if you're shooting blinks, sir.

I have money. Leave me the [ __ ] alone. Stop.

I just Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I just need Leave me alone.

I just need Leave me alone. Get the out of my face, you [ __ ] I just need calm. Oh, stop.

[ __ ] [ __ ] monkeys. Monkeys? Just because you want Don't call me Don't call me a monkey.

Both of you are monkeys. Because that was my bag. Who you calling?

The police. Will they be able to bring some come too? Yeah, you should stay here.

The more the better. This is not an emergency, but it is. We need come.

So, he's basically he's shooting blanks and he needs help jerking it because we need some sperm. You said what? Who are you?

Who are you? I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm asking who you are. Well, who are you? Who are you?

Get out of my store right now. You got to get out of my store. Hey, boss.

We got a problem over here. We got some We got some person coming over here in my face right now. What you want me to do?

What do the camera right there? Go ahead and do protocol, my [ __ ] You remember what I just said? We We got a We got a problem.

We got a problem right here. Don't touch me, my [ __ ] You touching me. Hey, boss.

We got a problem. What are you doing? Back up.

Do you want to get fired? Do you want to get fired? Get out of my store.

Do you want to get fired? Get out of my store. I'm give you one more chance.

I usually don't give another chance. You Okay, fine. Get out of my store.

No, you get out of my store. Go on break. Nope.

Go on break now. Go on break right now. We going to have a problem.

Yeah, we going to have a problem. And you know what's crazy? I was just about to give you a raise, too.

That's funny. And you know what? You're getting back to 725.

Thank you. Under minimum wage. And your breath stink.

You know that, right? My breath stink. Hell yeah.

And you big as [ __ ] Yeah, it's good. You built like a walnut. So, I was trying to see would you be able to add this by chance?

Add Yeah. As like the like the service. That service there?

Yeah. Are you crazy or what? No, I mean I just I've been to like other barbers and they said they can do it.

What are you asking me do to bite your lip? Could you? Come on, man.

Let's go. No, I I have money. I can Let's go, dude.

I'm just new to Texas, so I was trying, man. Come on. So, you're not able to.

You're acting silly, man. Get out of my shot, man. Get out of my shot, dude.

I was just trying to give you service. Let's go. No, I didn't push you.

Don't act like I pushed you. Don't act like I pushed you. And you're filming him.

I can't believe that. What are you talking about? What's the issue?

Why are you snitching? Want to report you to the punk. Stop.

Stop. Don't. You can't assault us.

The [ __ ] out of here. What are you doing? Oh [ __ ] You better get the [ __ ] out of here.

Why are you trying to touch me? If I kick your ass right now. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

You're like, press. Stop. Get the [ __ ] out.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You're a little girl, man. We're going to put your face on. Don't [ __ ] watch.

I got a warrant. So, I don't know what he did. The other guy was filming us and he basically just ripped Barry's door open.

I'm not going to lie. I owe you a new door. My fault.

[ __ ] that. Bro, I hope you're filming this cuz we're going to [ __ ] sue you guys. Why?

Oh, sue me? You're not going to get anything. Yeah, cuz you got nothing.

I'm not going to lie. Like, you got some anger issues, buddy. You do?

Yeah. Hey. Oh.

Was I supposed to pass out, man? What's up, Frank? How you been?

Touch me right there. Ooh, that boy likes to get hurt, don't he? No.

Yo, he kind of freaky. I like that. Why you into the dog that much, man?

What's up, buddy? How you feeling? Hey yo, Peter.

Yo, Peta. Frank ain't comfortable. Hey, you see why?

Yo, I'm not going to lie. I've never seen somebody like more happy that a dog's more vocal about like being touched. All right.

It's just basically saying that you being told not to go back in that garage. Is this going to be like official in the streets? Yeah.

What you mean? Like I'm going to tell him I got in trouble and like I got court. Can I use this?

You don't got You don't have I'm just trying to get street credit. All right. Well, I'll stay out of trouble then.

What's the YouTube channel you said? Canel Joseph name. You just got to type in your name.

I'm just official like that. You're trying to grind out here. How many subscribers you got?

You want me to be honest? 5 mil, but view bought it. Like I like I like bought it all my subscribers.

And how much it cost for to buy, you know, subscribers? I I got a deal on it. I knew I knew a couple people.

Neon, you ever heard of him? He helped me Vubot. Okay.

You get paid from it? Yeah. I bought my mom a house.

Pretty nice. Really? Yeah.

And then I took it back because we got in an argument. Whoa. Whoa.

No. No. Don't post me.

Don't post me. You're not allowed to post me. Touch me.

I swear to God, I'm going to hit you. I'm not touching you. Where you going?

Where you going? Come on. Get out of here.

Trying to watch my move. No. No.

Out the door. Out the door. Go ahead, man.

Stop. Hey, security. No.

No. No. Don't.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Don't call security. No. You're getting arrested.

Look, officer, I'm not going to lie. I'm going be honest with you. I'm just trying to watch the the new the new Friday Night Freddy movie.

He touched my employees. I want them arrested. He touched What employ did he touch?

He touched him. He touched me. How did he touch him?

Uh putting just putting his hand on me like like this. Sounds like you're making that up. You want the proof?

I want the footage deleted. That's what I want. You going to delete the footage for him or you going to get charged with assault?

How am I assaulting him? I mean, you can I can I have everything? I think I started recording it.

over here. See, I'm just seeing what is this. What happened to this?

Sick people. I was like, maybe it was a typo. No, no, no, no, no.

There's somebody messed with that. Was it like maybe like an employee or something? No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know, some sick people. Yeah, that's all it is. Some sick people.

It's just the way they were raised. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the way they were raised by KKK people.

Yeah, I was like, what the hell, chat? They they were chill. Why did y'all have to do that?

Have to be shut down or else I have to call the police. I did. I did.

I did that. You to shut down the system right now and disconnect. Okay.

Staples donated $1. Tell that white [ __ ] to get off her phone. Yeah, they already told me a white [ __ ] too.

Okay. So, right now, um, go call the police and tell them I need the police right now. No, no, no, no.

I need you to shut down right now. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Sorry. So, power off the PC now. Chad, y'all literally did me dirty, man.

Sir, I need you to stop recording. Sir, do you not hear me, sir? He He's deaf.

Okay. So, I need you to tell him to stop recording. Okay.

I need it shut down, sir. I'm not I'm not going to ask. Staple donated $1.

I gave him permission. Shut up, [ __ ] Now see, so I look good. I just need to see real quick and you're good to go.

Oh, okay. That was too quick, man. Huh?

Huh? That was too quick. Oh, okay.

Sir, you're not letting I have to use the date of birth. Oh, end the picture. End the picture.

Okay, you acting too much. Well, then you you're not going to be allowed in. Breaking my balls.

Sorry. Okay, you're good to go. I'll come back tomorrow.

Dad just basically not to go. There's something wrong with this teddy bear and it's not like it's saying weird stuff and I was about to buy it, but y'all can't get my money. Freeze.

Get your blackouts on the ground. What the hell? That's what I'm saying.

Like, why is a pig saying that? I don't know. It shouldn't be saying that.

Don't move a black muscle. Don't you [ __ ] move. Hold on.

Uh, attention associates. Can we please get a manager to electronics, please? Manager to electronics.

Thank you. I'm going to let them know about that and I'm going to have him pull them off. She should be learning about her ABCs and stuff, not about getting shot if you move your black muscle.

Yeah. You know what? I'm panicking.

I just I just I just need a hook. Yeah, I agree, sir. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, sir. Do you think like we can just pray real quick? Sorry.

Dear heavenly father, please bless this day and please get all this hate out of our body and thank this young gentleman here for helping us out. Amen. Hey man, do you do you want a kiss by chance?

Yeah, sure. Why not? Okay, hold on.

Thanks, man. Appreciate that. Thanks.

What's your name, by the way? Jason. Jason Canel.

I think this is the start of a great relationship. Thanks. You're a great guy.

Thanks. Yeah. Love you.

Love you, too. Yeah. That's not even a real bud right there.

What about the man? Yeah. Where'd that go?

I'm not going to lie. That's what you put in like pasta. Oregano.

No, that's oregano. Please don't take it apart. Yeah, that's oregano.

[ __ ] I'm just trying to be a rosta. What? A rosta?

Chill out, bro. Chill out. Bump a clock.

You tell me at class 8. I'm going to jail. Yes, sir.

No way. Like, I'm going to jail for parking. Yeah.

Yes, sir. Absolutely. Yeah.

You're parking in in front of a handicap and in front of a crosswalk. Do you think that'll give me street card? The good thing is it's not going to be a long ride cuz you're already here.

Can you make sure like I don't go on a sale with a big buff guy by chance? What I need you to do is face the car for me. No.

All right. Don't cry now. Chill out.

Chill out. Chill out. Is the tears coming out yet?

No, not yet. [ __ ] Please bail me out, man. Call my mother.

Yeah. Yeah. This is Frank.

You don't bite. No, he was doggy. You want to pet him?

Touch me right there. Y'all [ __ ] crazy. No, he No, that was Frank.

No, that Frank, you a dirty dog, Frank. Frank, y'all are going to hurt yourself. You're going to hurt yourself.

Stay right there. Calm down, guys. The best thing you can do is stay seated.

You hear me? Help. Hey, just calm down.

Listen to me. I can't go to jail. She's kind of hot.

I don't need her. Staying right here. Come over here.