okay here you go guys breakfast guys Phil hello totally with you kids put your dishes in the dishwasher okay no that's it everybody gadgets down now why are you freaking out because you're also involved with the little gizmos nobody is even talking families are supposed to talk it's so important oh I'm locking into my fantasy roster I'm unbeatable we're totally getting an above ground pool guys so funny nothing mom's insane thank you Haley at least we talk okay we have called this family meeting because the personal electronics have gotten out of control starting today there's
going to be a one-week ban on all cell phones texting iming video chatting video gaming anything on the internet how am I supposed to do my homework the way I did with the Chisel and a piece of stone no can't unplug my Funny Bone I have a huge science paper due and we at work library is for I thought that was the bathroom for homeless people can I still play Plants vs Zombies are you not listening but you learn about plants and plants are life are you against life how am I supposed to talk to
my friends talk to them at school we're at a juice bar or on the house phone nobody even knows our number I don't even know our number so you're saying dad's not going to go online yep dad that's right what about fantasy football not a problem my team set this week I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesteryear for the next week I may as well be Amish Jebediah Dunphy raisin Barnes witnessing murders make an electric fireplace Hearts oh this is just so you know what we're gonna make this fun turn
it into a game whoever stays unplugged the longest wins not what I had in mind Phil what do we win what do you want I want a new computer done we're gonna get them off of electronics with the promise of more Electronics I want chicken pot pie the chicken I want a car no way done yeah we cannot afford a third car relax we're never gonna last as long as us oh honey don't take this the wrong way but I have almost no faith in you hey hi honey how was your day at work amazing
great what happened instead of wasting my lunch hour surfing the web checking football stats I put on some mellow music and I meditated wow for how long I have no idea I just woke up 20 minutes ago hey Mom I need a bar of soap and a black marker for an art project soap is under the sink isn't it great how much time you have now that you're not wasting it online oh my God is this what you always sound like look what I've built dad dumpy Towers 200 condos a happy family and everyone way
to go buddy I gotta hand it to you honey 24 hours without video games he's already contributing to society to be fair he's using his imagination hello oh hi Luke honey it's for you hi Griffin how are you yeah he's right here hold on hey Griffin oh my God what happened there's a parasailing donkey video on YouTube oh my God wait Luke what about the contest I quit I'm not made a stone you know ugh she can't believe it gotta be on my paper good for you yeah no it would be good for you it's
terrible for me thanks to your moldy encyclopedias my take on mitosis was completely out of date they don't even call it protoplasm anymore it's cytoplasm well you could have asked one of us now you're making jokes I'm making a joke really what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote don't fall for it clear she's just making up words hmm and then there were three it's kind of scary we're not buying her car
