[Music] Halloween it's Heist time thought you get a head start on Heist prep good luck I'm already dressed well I'm also dressed and I made breakfast wait where are my eggs in my belly now get a move on it's Heist time I love Halloween hey Captain halt can you come out here for one sec [Music] you need something BR yes I do hit it Royal [Music] babies what no give me my keys will you stop catching me do you have any idea how much I spent on keychains $3 wow that is unbelievably close 2276 you
have 5 minutes into your deadline and here you are handcuffed to a table in a locked room which is precisely where I planned on being Captain let me tell you a little story you remember when I fell through your ceiling yes that was 6 hours ago it was I admit a disastrous failure but it gave me the idea for Herman the friendly janitor you met with Herman I commenced The Perfect Crime I caught you as Herman but you didn't catch Rosa come out of there as it turns out our friend Rosa is great at picking
locks does not surprise me no me neither of course I had to find a way to get her out of your office without you seeing her so I created a diversion not mistimed perfectly timed so she could Escape unseen what about the pigeons oh the gray pigeons they were a red herring thank you their only purpose was to draw you into the copy room while two members of of my team broke into your locked office so now I had a way into your office and an open cabinet all that was left was for the Royal
babies to steal your keys yes but you didn't need the keys the cabinet was already unlocked you needed a way into the safe and I got it you were so concerned with getting your keys back you didn't even notice the sergeant steal your phone that's right even the Sergeant's on my side I then had Charles dust your screen cover for Prince the greasiest smudges revealed the four numbers you use the most four numbers in your passcode based on your Advanced age I assume that you use the same passcode for everything your phone your email and
of course you're safe that would be a fair assumption it was at that point that I bumped into a girl dressed as a sexy robot and we got our flirt on hard up sup Jake peralto and how was flirting part of the plane oh it wasn't it just ruled and that brings us to five minutes ago when Amy came to your office and told you that I'd been arrested I knew she's the only one you would believe because frankly she's usually too lame to take part in these kinds of things and as you walked over
here Charles awkwardly stuffed himself through your window and opened your safe we had the four numbers of your code which meant there were 24 possible combinations for Charles to try that could take up to 4 minutes which is why I really dragged out this explanation I mean really stretched it I don't know if you noticed but there were times where I was like what am I even talking about this isn't oh but now now 4 minutes is up which means Bole is either on the other side of that door holding your metal or I've lost
well Captain it seems that Jake isn't the only person you underestimate salutations Captain I was wondering per chance if you would like to attend the Opera with me this Eve I'll pass choosing instead to stay in my locked office with my watch still safely on my wrist I had a feeling you might say that thus far I've decided to bring the Opera to you Hitchcock [Music] Skully now Hammer It's Time It's hammer time I love life you're up dagger no need for the somersaults disagree H monitor now block his path okay Bo and only because
you insisted I say this it's time to drop a deuce and now the Jak and [Music] B whoa come on Amy not cool that's a guy FAL that's enough Gina look roaches look e Charles kill them with whatever cologne you're wearing oh I can't they're moving too fast I can't kill them it's pandemonium if I die turn my tweets into a book all hail the crown of Destiny and all hail she who wears it Amy Santiago the queen queen of the n99 I believe there's something else you both need to say gladly Amy Santiago is
aming detective/genius drinks are on us NOP drinks are on me yeah 3 weeks ago Captain Hol asked me to order a plaque that read the ultimate detective last genius I did it and I ordered three copies and a statue of Tyrese rid in a dolphin is that relevant to my life yes once I had the plaques I manipulated Captain Hull into choosing boil as his partner all it took was six bottles of this so see this is what happens when Jake tries to wash dishes by himself it's like he's helpless without boil yes he is
helpless without boil and you fell for my trap like a greedy little red easy yes it was easy and the next phase of my plan a quote unquote skating accident but you knocked out your two front teeth false teeth fake blood I lost my real teeth at Den birthday party in fourth grade oh you made sure I didn't remember that it was minute five of s Minutes in Heaven with Todd con when he bumped the wall and the bowling ball fell on my face maybe I just wasn't at that party once I had faked the
skating mishap I swapped out a dummy plaque for the real one then I left to go to the dentist can you convinced your dentist to help you carry out the rest of the heist no of course not go ahead I came back wearing the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone something so drab and inspiring feels like it's going to be a dig on me I wore Amy's clothes there it is this is your doing you and your male prostitute bill is not a male prostitute I don't think that suit is
not drab it has a fun salmon lining no Amy it made me invisible and now that I had that power every time one of you stole a plaque I replaced it with a fake and no one had any idea until the Lights Went Out revealing a secret message heists are dumb then we raced in here to blame Terry and you trapped us but how did you know he was going to say heists are dumb Terry says that about everything everyone should wear suspenders belts are dumb people should swim forward the backstroke is dumb 30 GS
of fat hummus is dumb and now here you all are locked up behind the glass like a bunch of loser fish I bet you're wondering why I did it because you wanted to win no I had a loftier goal in mind can you do me a favor and tell me what that says right there the ultimate detective/genius detective can you imagine what that word sounds like to some someone who's not a detective discriminatory it's worse than segregation uh too far sorry but I think I've proved a point and that's why we're changing the name of
the plaque forever to what Gina LTI is the ultimate human SL genius thank [Music] you hello Jacob hes what are you doing here why aren't you out looking for the belt you and I both know the belt never left the precinct I don't know that nobody knows that I kept thinking how did anyone swap my key and then it hit me they didn't they swapped the safe one of the handmaids I'm assuming fake Charles took my safe and then of Amy deposited a lookalike what did you give fake Charles so he'd help you nothing in
fact he gave me something the power of Financial Freedom I invested in a pyramid scheme it's no time to go into it right now okay so while we all tried to figure out who had the real key fake Charles broke into the safe removed the tracker and L Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase my the only question is which box is the belt in well good luck figuring it out because the clock is Tick Tick talking it's that one no the dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors you see Jake
I'm always going to be one step ahead of you you've lost the ability to surprise me you just plain boring again weird take on a very loving relationship and it's midnight so I guess I'm an amazing human SL genius yeah although you might want to read the inscription on that there belt why oh no what does it say Amy Santiago will you marry me surprise that's right me and my teammate Terry won we fooled you all you didn't do okay well neither did Jordan's teammates but they still got Rings all right fine just tell us
how you did it well first for my plan to work it had to happen on a day when I could control everything I couldn't let it be Halloween you fake the gas explosion yeah stupid actors almost blew it what was with that moaning Trent I thought you studied at the Lee sturg Institute doesn't mean anything they just take your money oh that is a huge relief I felt so bad about poking that guy's wound to make sure it was real you should still feel bad about that no it was all fake I'm totally absolved continue
with your story Serge I knew you'd suggest the heist as a distraction for my lieutenant exam then all I had to do was sit back and watch as everyone took things way too far but how do you know we get so out of hand I spent the last 6 months sewing the seeds of conflict man I am so sick of Jake saying he's the only two-time Halloween Heist winner I'm the only two time Halloween Heist winner I can't believe everyone says you're not helpful during the Halloween Heist just because they all think your fingers are
too big we'll show them thanks for inviting me over for dinner boy that's hung in a real prominent place isn't it not for long I was manipulated sorry Kevin don't apologize to him Terry it's his first Heist he needs to learn keep going well after I got everyone acting like maniacs all I had to do was make you feel bad by knocking myself out the banner but how did you learn my voice command I didn't have to I sold you the damn thing no and I want it to unfurl when I say you all suck
absolutely pleasure doing business with you the pleasure was all mine that's going to work I spent $1,800 on that thing you did Amy stop interrupting Terry's doing his big speech anyway once my fake concussion was on display I created the perfect distra action for my partner to do his job cheddar you duplicitous I've been training cheddar for months wow what a fun improvised song when I swapped The Hoots worths I put a magnetic collar on them from there cheddar followed us all the way to One Police Plaza where he hand delivered the bracelet to me
right outside this room wait what about the Lieutenant's exam aren't you supposed to be taking it right now hell no I took that thing weeks ago and I passed I'm already a lieutenant you are that's incredible Lieutenant Jeffs this is amazing I'm so proud of you Terry all right you've overstepped now bill yeah it's weird you're here bill here they come my beautiful blue vested bunnies my God they're so cool was that H nothing I hate them this probably won't even work let's go it's happening put on your head oh with pleasure I love disappearing
into a rle I'm Argy James huford a bachelor buddy who's carrying on a scandalous affair with the local Goose shut up and on your damn head hello bunnies okay just be cool and blend in Jake who are those bunnies it must be Amy and Charles they see us let's go give it up Bill give it up come on H move your ass I can't Clap the py pack with these furry hands hting me Jake I can't see anything and we're all dressed the same oh Bruce is coming and Bill's getting away oh I got his
ankle get off me get off me someone got the fanny pack they're headed for the roof go go go go go go this is still going on was it Terry no was it me wait if you're Terry then that must [Music] be what's up losers this is unfortunate I didn't want to have to reveal it this early reveal what this early my most precious secret I tattoo what am I looking at is that what I think it is Kevin's human head on Cheddar's dog body I asked for a tattoo of Kevin and cheddar I don't
know why he combined them it's it's it's the ultimate distraction no no wait [Music] wait well I guess this is it so long 99 hey what are you doing you can't turn off the lights at a working police precin right sorry got caught up in my own thing there we go Shaheen and D you're on the Prospect Park tager Gates Nar remember to check in with forensics Bo Lin I want you working the J Street Axe Murder ooh we're the butcher bimbos the butcher B NOP detective Bole and his little butcher buddy oh I like
that now that that's been sorted are there any questions yes I have a question Captain Jeffers are you ready for the Halloween Heist what are you doing Peralta last year was the final heist we all agreed it was over ah Terry you Jolly simpleton that was obviously a ruse I mean did you really think I was going to let Hitchcock win the last Heist that would be crazy Hitchcock you would have been unforgivable that's true it felt wrong I know someone who's in the old janitor which is actually me Deputy Commissioner Raymond Hol and he's
not the only one I'm in too me too as am I Gina lanetti that's right Terry this is happening every year we're in each other's lives forever whether you like it or not so what do you say captain are we doing this what I say is n n 9 [Music]
