The Bully Respects Only Me

hi I'm DD and I'm your typical high school nerd except I have a very big secret want to know more stick around and yeah like And subscribe to MSA I lived with my parents and twin sister Claire growing up I was a very quiet kid and mostly kept to myself read books got straight A's but Claire was the total opposite she was the school's queen bee really pretty and every week she would date a new guy who would instantly fall in love with her you are so perfect Claire I love you a sweetie you're not

too bad yourself I love your um smile I love your smile and your eyes and your perfect little hands I love everything about you can you guys go and be annoying somewhere else I'm trying to do my homework and your sugar talks are making me nauseous are we making you jealous because let's face it the only guy you'd ever kiss is your stuffed panda at least he's permanent unlike the losers you date for 2 weeks then dump and file restraining orders against because they end up stalking you I wonder what will happen to this new

arm candy word of advice lover boy run before it's too late clear threw a ping out my head and left and I couldn't help giggling but she wasn't wrong I was a little jealous of her even though I was smarter and more poised than Claire I was always known as the other twin or the geeky one and no guy ever gave me the same kind of attention as Claire well no one except Sid he was the bratty son of some rich industrialist and was really popular for his stupid pranks in school the first time I

saw him was on the first day of high school when he rollerbladed his way into me in the school hallway and we both fell on our butts wow I've never seen anyone like you before really of course I mean how many people can be as stupid and blind as you are you've got to be someone special excuse me but you crashed into me you should be apologizing you're right where are my manners I'm sorry for calling you blind cuz you also have an incredibly Twitchy face and you sound like a pregnant horse when you talk

now I know I'm very handsome and you'd rather spend your day staring at me but I'm late for class and Sid just pushed past me and left I was hoping to never run into him again but then I walked into the class and the teacher introduced him as the new student to make things worse she appointed me as a student tutor to bring him up to date with the classes later as I sat with Sid in the library I saw him staring at me funny you must be so happy what makes you say that come

on I saw how you were staring at me in the hallway you like me and it's cool so how about we ditch these books and make out how about I punch your face and fracture your nose my PL better Sid slid to my side and our faces were inches apart do you always smell like this like what like a mix of poop and and garlic your breath stinks what the heck I thought with time Sid would find a new Target but a whole year went by and he only got more annoying one time he put

a rat in my locker and it chewed all my books and another time Sid pulled out a fake snake from his bag and threw it in my face in the middle of a chemistry class I got spooked tripped and crashed into a table full of chemicals we couldn't enter the lab for a whole week thanks to the smell of rotten eggs but despite everything I had one thing going on right my secret matchmaking website I was Mrs Cupid famous for giving advice to anonymous kids who are suffering in their love life Dear Miss Cupid I

have a crush on this Mega hot chick but since she's the most popular girl in school she never notices me how do I get her to date me dear agent hot abs I'm sorry but the only way you'll get a girl like that to date you is in your dreams but try the math club drama club and polar bear rights Club you've got a lot of pretty girls in there and a month later agent hot abs confirmed that he was dating a theater club girl another time I got an email from the bimbo babe Dear

Miss Cupid I want a boyfriend but I don't want to sound too desperate what should I do dear babe if if you're writing this email it means you're already desperate and something about your name tells me you're not too smart either try searching the library for some hot Geeks this way you can find a date and maybe learn a thing or two win-win and a week later bimbo babe was dating someone too another score for Miss Cupid I'm making your dreams come true there you are I jumped in shock as Sid walked up from behind

me and I shut my laptop what you hiding on that computer are you stalking me on Instagram I knew it you have a crush on me I don't now stop stop snooping around and leave not so soon Sid snatch the laptop from my hand I tried to get it back but that SLE bag wouldn't let go finally the laptop fell on the ground and the screen flew open no way you're Mrs Cupid you give advice to corny teenagers oh my God I'm dying I think I might have coughed up a lung shut up you and

yeah I am Mrs Cupid but if you tell anybody I swear I will end you I won't tell anyone if you agree to set me up with someone I I know you're probably wondering why a hot guy like me would need your help but I want to see how good you are I'd rather eat a bag of worms than help you suddenly Sid ran out of the door and screamed into the school hallway hey everybody our grand school Matchmaker Mrs cupid is none other than I covered his mouth and yanked him back into the classroom

why are you doing this you haven't dated a single girl this whole year and now suddenly you want a girlfriend maybe I'm bored and this could be a welcome change now do we have a deal I hate this but fine I'll find a date for you and if you you two hit it off you have to promise to permanently get off my back whatever you say princess I know it was probably the worst idea to help Sid but I also didn't want anyone to find out I was Miss Cupid it was the one good thing

in my life I wasn't going to let all my hard work go down the drain so I sat up all night trying to find the perfect match for Sid and the next day I arranged a few dates for Sid but they all ended up in massive disasters have you seen my new rubber chicken collection your what rubber chicken you know the one you squeeze and it makes a sound let me show you example I'm a dorky chick and I love to Flap my wings okay okay actually I just remembered I have to take my cat

for a manicure see you around and we never saw her again the next day Sid met another girl at a burger joint and sneakily placed his dumb rubber chicken in her food just as she took a bite the toy made a sound and she almost passed out this happened a few more times before I finally lost my mind and cornered Sid what's the matter with you and what's with this stupid obsession with Rubber Chickens what I really like them and if I I can't share my passion what's even the point of having a girlfriend if

you really want this to work you've got to step up your date game carrying chicken toys to dates is not how you woo a girl really then how do you woo a girl Sid came closer staring into my eyes and for a second I forgot how to breathe but then he just pulled my laptop closer and stared at the screen ooh this one sounds interesting dear Cupid love loock I'm tired of dating the same guy over and over again find me someone different Bard Anonymous yeah cool now sit back and let me work my magic

I texted board Anonymous that the boy she was looking for would meet her in the library with a red book in hand and the next day Sid sat at the desk with the book while I hid behind the wall waiting for a bored Anonymous to show up I almost threw up when I saw Claire walk in and she went straight to Sid she was B Anonymous mind if I take this seat I don't see why not CLA pulled out a chair and I waited for Sid to do something stupid but surprisingly they got along really

well they were cracking up at s jokes and Sid was lushing like stupid girl and weirdly enough I started feeling kind of jealous watching them together I was still lost in my thoughts when Sid walked over that went well you don't actually think you can date my sister do you why Claire is fun cool and pretty to look at why should I not date her because you guys are totally different and she's known to crush boys and walk all over them that was before she met me I'm going to steal her heart and she won't

know what hit her in fact she just asked me to be her date at this super cool party and I think I'm going to go uh-huh guess what I'll be there too with my boyfriend you know you can't bring an imaginary person to a party right he's not imaginary he's a very real person you'll see I can't wait neither can I and yeah don't forget your rubber chickens I walked away feeling kind of miserable I had less than 5 hours to find myself a boyfriend so I just asked one of the guys from the chemistry

class to be my date and he said yes the party was nice and I was having a good time until Sid showed up with Claire on his arm and sat right next to me and my date oh my sweet honey buns I could stare into your eyes forever and I could stare into yours I can stare deeper I can stare into your soul and I can say you're an angel that doesn't even make any sense it's a metaphor it's stupid you're stupid are you twoo done because I want to dance Sid come on we'll join

you but I don't know how to dance just follow my lead I dried my date but he kept missing steps banged into a bunch of people at one point he stomped on my feet so bad I had to sit down with an ice pack I didn't see Sid and CLA after that and the next day they were officially dating Sid was so lost in cla's love he didn't pay any attention to me no pranks no rude comments not even a glance and it made me so mad but I knew it was only a matter of

days till Claire would dump Sid despite our weird relationship he was kind of the only friend I had and I didn't want him to end up hating me after CLA dumped him so I tried talking to CLA about it so you insid huh when are you dumping him not this time I actually like this guy and I think I'm going to stick around but he's so uncultured and weird and I might warn you he has an unhealthy obsession with rubber chicken toys it's bizarre are so he's a funny guy and why are you so interested

in Sid anyway you never paid attention to the guys I've dated in the past I'm just looking out for you yeah right stop prying and mind your own business Clare cat walked her way out of the room and I kept thinking about what she said why was it bothering me so much that Sid was dating CLA did I have feelings for him ew no Yak I just shoved whatever stupid thoughts I had to aside and decided to focus on my studies but my concentration was all over the place then one day I was in the

library breaking my head over some licated maths equation when someone pulled my notebook sit give that back I will when you tell me why are you so mad at me why would I be mad at you do I look mad at you you and I are not friends that I'll be mad enough to be mad at you that'll be Madness and I'm not that mad I grabbed my books and turned to leave but Sid got in the way I'm not done talking did you tell Claire that I'm uncultured and weird maybe why because it's the

truth you are weird and creepy and you don't care about anyone's feelings remember how you chased me around for a year saying the stupidest things and now that you have a girlfriend it's like I I don't even exist I thought you wanted me to back off and now you're bothered by it what do you want Dee I don't know okay maybe I'm just mad at you for not even saying a thank you if not for me Claire would never date a rubber chicken loving brat like you fine thank you happy now anyway I came here

to ask your opinion on this necklace I got for Claire for prom but I guess it was a stupid mistake glad to know that there's something you can figure out on your own Sid and I didn't talk after that and I just spent most of my days locked up in my room eating tubs of ice cream and watching MSA watching these stories made me realize how stupid I was to chase a guy who didn't even like me so I decided to keep my self-respect and forget about Sid even though it broke my heart then a

few days later it was prom and I decided not to go I was casually sitting in my living room when I heard a car pull up in the driveway I peaked outside the window and saw Claire kissing some guy who looked nothing like Sid what the heck was that it's called none of your business no it's called cheating you're dating Sid remember your boyfriend ex-boyfriend I've decided to dump him so he doesn't actually know clear he genuinely likes you well they all do I'm literally perfect but you know me I get bored so easily and

this Sid was a total freak he keeps annoying me with those stupid rubber chicken toys and all he ever did was joke and talk and blah blah blah anyway I can just drop him a text now Claire pulled out her phone but I just snatched it and threw it away and then I pounced on her like a wild cat while she struggled to push me away finally my parents walked in and threw me off I can't believe I thought you capable of changing I should have fought hard for Sid in fact I should have just

asked him not to date you when I figured you were bored Anonymous how did you miss Cupid oh my God you liar I should have known it was you only someone too lame to get a boyfriend would have so much time to find boyfriends for others you're calling me a liar what about you you cheating backstabbing witch at least I have a life all you have is this desperate attempt to save your sanity I will kick your butt like a bazooka I charged at CLA one more time but before I could grab her dad screamed

at us to stop and then suddenly he fell to the ground unconscious we immediately called 911 and took him to the hospital apparently dad had been under tremendous work stress that impacted his heart and now he needed immediate surgery but it was really expensive and we didn't have that kind of money mom had some savings but it wasn't enough so CLA asked her friends for help but she was only met with more closed doors we were running out of options when the nurse told us that someone had paid our bill in full what who the

donor wants to keep his name Anonymous sorry with the bill being finally paid dad went into surgery and thankfully it was successful I was happy and I couldn't stop thinking about this Anonymous donor so I waited for everyone to sleep and then slowly made my way to the computer in the reception area I typed in dad's name and the Bill had no name but it did have a number SIDS what are you doing Sid paid the bill I can't believe this he must really like you a lot I don't think he did this for me

dummy I've seen the way he looks at you he likes you and I definitely know you like him sorry about that don't worry now go before it's too late and yeah don't ask Miss Cupid for for help she kind of sucks I smiled and rushed out of the hospital but it was too late at night and I couldn't find a cap disappointed I was headed back to the hospital when I noticed a car in the parking lot and Sid sleeping inside it I walked over and banged on the window what what I have a weapon

DD Sid stepped out of the car and I immediately hugged him thank you for saving my dad I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't stepped in but what are you doing in the parking lot I stuck around in case you needed more help listen Ed there's something you should know I like you I was stupid to be playing games with you you to begin with but I thought you weren't interested in me I started dating your sister to get some reaction out of you and I did get a bit infatuated with her

but I started seeing her true colors soon enough before she even dumped me I know I was crazy and should have just told you I like you in the first place but hey hey I like you too always have but I needed you to date Claire to finally see that guess we both kind of messed up we can still make it right I'd like that Sid leaned in and I was sure he was going to kiss me this time but instead he handed me a rubber chicken you really know how to w a [Music] girl