This video is for the sad boys. # sadvibes only. Hey, I'm fine.
Fake smiling. I insecure. N never okay.
E easily broken. Quarantine. A me depression.
[laughter] It touched me. [screaming] I really relate to this on a deep level. I feel so alone in this deep world and I feel like I'm drowning almost all the time.
Just barely breaking the surface for air just for my head to be dumped down to water again. So this horrible world can watch me fight and suffer for survival. I wish the girls at school would like me.
I'm the teacher. What? But buddy, you know, I should have known something was up when I saw this [ __ ] commenting under a depressed Bart Simpson edit.
But the comments that I just showed you, they were hella comment back in 2018, 2019. You'd also have people rocking these corny ass Bart Simpson profile pictures or making these sad edits of Bart Simpson. It was damn near always Bart Simpson.
This dude became the symbol of teenage depression. And I'm not the type of person to hate. Well, you know, I try not to, but whenever I see comments like these, it's hard not to, you know, but I get it.
We all express our emotions in different ways, and when you're a young teenager, it's oftent times in a corny way. But, but hey, that ain't going to stop me from making fun of it. Matter of fact, I know just the place to find the corniest comments you'll ever see.
Oh my god, I hit [ __ ] gold so deep. This changed who I am. I woke up one day and saw this, but I decided to ignore it until I eventually [music] gave into my urges.
And now I'm here watching this video. This video changes lives. Yo, this is the video he's talking about, by the way.
Hey, you do you, bro. Channel your inner wolf. You got it.
You know what I'm saying? This legitimately might be one of the cheesiest thumbnails I've ever seen. David, thank you for this, bro.
This [ __ ] is so ad. Okay, the video itself is just a 19minute long Simpson edit. God damn.
But hey, the comments are what we're here for. They're probably going to be worse. Time for my daily dose of Depresso Espresso.
That's maybe the first time I've actually physically cringed at a comment. I ain't going to lie, bro. You got me a little hard.
What? Or I mean, you got me good. You know what I'm saying?
That made me cringe real good. You know what I'm saying? But getting back on topic, all of the comments I've been showing you, they were from years ago.
So, I can't really hold it against them too much. Sure, it's cringe, but back then it really was a different time. But recently, I've actually started coming across basically the modernized versions of these sad bar edits in the comments we just went over.
And these are being posted very recently. I'm talking this year or late last year. And I'm not going to lie, they're probably even worse.
Let me just show you. So, I'm currently on Instagram cuz I saved a few to show you. I will record a doom score.
Hear me out. As a straight homos I mean wait as a straight heterosexual man. You know what?
I'm going to keep it to myself. All right. Here's the first example.
Let me get in character for this one real quick. When Joker said, "If you could read my mind, you'd be in tears. " That [ __ ] hit hard.
See, this doesn't sound hard like you think it does. Actually, let me open the comments. This is Instagram after Oh, we're seeing a little bit of hate here.
Not too shabby. You know damn well if this was on YouTube shorts, people would have actually been taking it serious. You're sitting at the bar in Death Ox and he sits next to you and says, "Finish your drink.
It's time to go. " How are you responding? Yeah, I just know the comments are good for this one.
To the bartender, one more drink and a double for my friend here. He has a very tough with that, right? No.
All right, I found another one. Most of the comments though, they're making fun of it and being ironic, but there's some people being dead ass. Sit down.
Have a drink for yourself, old friend. What makes it worse is that they actually think this [ __ ] sounds tough. It doesn't.
Give me another drink and one for my friend. We'll need it for the road. What took you so long?
Bro, this guy's like 40. You are way too old to be doing this. Well, I don't know cuz like Gen X is like a little weird sometimes.
Yo, I love these ones. If you wrote a book about the story of your life, what would be the last sentence? When I open the comments, yep, there's going to be a lot of ironic comments.
So, I'm going to have to be scrolling until I find a serious one. I think I just found one. Yes, the pain can finally stop.
Oh, you cheesy [ __ ] Yo, I'm legitimately wondering how do y'all have no embarrassment typing this out and you got yourself as your profile picture. You ain't never catching me doing this, bro. I'm sorry.
You just ain't. You're going to find me face down, bottom up with nut in my ass before you ever catch me commenting anything like this. All right.
Um, yeah, let's just go to the next one. Um, it hurts, but it's okay. I'm used to it.
Now, if you're feeling lonely and sad, let me give you some advice. Don't tell me you're falling in love again, kiddo. That [ __ ] tore you apart to pieces last time.
All girls are the same. Y'all rocking with that? If you can understand this, you're broken.
Well, I can't understand this, but the lonely wolf inside of me can. You know, like there's a big wolf in I'm I'm not going to finish that. Females are like Bluetooth.
When you're closed, they stay connected. Will you stay away if you find another device? Oh, that hit deep.
Oh, girl, sorry. Only pay no ways. Yo, what the hell was Gramps doing in this comment section?
Maybe I should stop being the nice guy. Mind you, this is posted literally less than a month ago. At some point, bro, we got to leave this [ __ ] behind, bro.
We can't be doing this in the fantastical 2025. Wait, hold on. Let me check his account.
This is probably Yeah. Yeah. This is all this dude post.
Holy [ __ ] I don't like to throw hands, but if you touch my brother, you unlock the new me. Ooh. Yo, we're getting into the Sigma part of this video.
Yeah. Oh, actually, that reminds me. Hold up.
Let me show you. I'm not going to lie to you. I saved the best for last.
This is way worse than everything we've seen so far. Control your lust and you will understand how boring 90% of women are. We need to bring back public execution.
This is impressive. This like this is legitimately impressive. It really is everything corny condensed into one video.
The visuals, the music, the content itself. It's a talent. It really is.
I I I need to check this guy's account. I know he has more of these anime/ quotes/motivation. Badass spanking.
Quotes overloaded. Sure, buddy. Let's see what type of [ __ ] you're posting.
All right, we're clicking a random one. Boom. When life hits you hard.
Okay. Can we go on to the next thing? How long is this [ __ ] edit going to be?
Hit back harder. Okay. You know what?
At least he's not being sexist. I mean, I guess we're heading a step in the right direction. If you've ever [music] disrespected me and I'm calm about it.
Oh, he's mad. Don't trust me. I'll [ __ ] you up at the right time.
Okay, that low key sounded like I nutted. Not like I was scared. No, but truthfully, is it just me or did anybody else get scared from that?
I'm I'm just saying. How to manipulate a teacher to give you extra marks in your school. We will be using simple psychological techniques.
Dark manipulation techniques like a sigma. Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] First off, start with the I need to approach. Play on their ego and make them feel as though they are the only one who can help you succeed.
Right after that, employ the twisted white knight technique. This guy's spewing a whole lot of [ __ ] bro. I'm not going to lie.
I can tell this guy stinks in real life. I I I'm just saying. I can just tell.
All right. I'm not going to lie. I had to get off the account cuz I was scrolling through it and it felt like the equivalent of this gift.
All right. This post was made by one of those uh business sigma accounts. I would rather eat runny [ __ ] with fake friends than eat caviar and steak with real ones.
I figured you just have a [ __ ] eating fetish. Put read that slowly as if that's going to change anything. Yeah.
Now this is ironic. This one's got to be ironic. Go to hell.
Oh, honey. Where do you think I came from? Oh, respect 100.
Bro, I'm 18 saying this [ __ ] What went wrong, bro? All right, y'all. I'm probably gonna go on TikTok because I feel like I'm gonna find some real good [ __ ] on there.
I [ __ ] found it. This is going to be generational. I can already just tell from the profile.
Unlock your dark side by following me. Look at this. Yo, I'm scrolling down.
Oh my god, this dude. This is legitimately the equivalent of digging your ass crack and finding a gold mine. This is great.
Yo, this is amazing. All right, bro. I'm clicking a random one.
First time hearing. I love you. OH, THE [ __ ] ALL RIGHT, I need to lower down my volume.
Jesus. First time hearing I love you. First time hearing you look good.
First time hearing your inner voice. No, I I I'm I'm actually speechless, bro. Now, this has got to be ironic.
There's no way anybody's posting this. Seriously, dude. I bet all his posts are about his inner voice, though.
Let's look at the next one. Love is the best feeling. Your inner voice takes full control of your body and you no longer feel anything.
Okay, now the next one is the same thing. Love is the best feeling. Having an inner voice in your head.
Dude, this guy's riding HIS INNER VOICE. HE'S BOUNCING on his inner voice as me. I didn't even know that was possible.
