but you're always writing new stuff you always have new material I don't write you don't write I don't I I just do it on stage it doesn't work for me and I'm lazy that's you're always Bill Burr is one of comedy's most prolific writers and he's too lazy to write jokes I'm going to share with you Bill Burr's top three favorite writing techniques and see how many times they work on making my dog laugh he's thrilled I've been a comedian 12 years and interviewed over 400 comedians on this channel and everyone has a different writing
process so what makes bill bur so special he doesn't write he riffs So when you say you don't write uh but you must like make notes to yourself if you think of something oh no if I if I think of something I it's uh I just grab whatever I can write on and I'll just write down bear SL circus and then I do that and then I just go up and I uh and I just tell the story yeah so I just act like you know like you're just going to go meet your friends at
a bar you just start shooting the [ __ ] with them so it's it stops being like hey have you seen these gorillas doing sign language well what you know what's up with that riffing is a style of riding that makes anyone think they can do comedy but just like anything else you have to learn the rules before you break them and Bill Burr has honed this style over decades on stage so real quick for my comedy nerds what is a joke at a formulaic level a joke is a setup and a punchline the setup
is setting up the audience to think in One Direction and The punchline creates a surprising second direction or a miss direct and it's this surprise that triggers the laughter so in Bill Burr's case one of his favorite ways to create that surprise is the technique of analogy or comparison if you don't have a liberal arts degree like me after hearing on Oprah that mothers have the hardest jobs in the world Bill uses the analogy technique to compare motherhood to some of the world's hardest jobs over brings out this guest she gives her this huge intro
she's been on this she's been on that and she does the most difficult job in the planet she's the mother so immediately I look at my girlfriend I'm like really being a mom is the most difficult job on the planet how many mothers died on Ice Road Truckers last season what makes Bill bur one of the best is he hits a topic from every angle most Comics would leave it at two analogies but he doubles down to drive the point home another one of Bill Burr's favorite techniques are act outs act out it's when he
acts out the joke come on dog what makes Bill Burr so special is not just how he tells a joke but how he shows a joke look I'm messing around but you know come on I know it's a difficult job but the most difficult job on the whole planet remember when Saddam let the oil fields on fire and those poor bastards had to go put them out 4,000 de walking in with your little asbest Shield just walking in the flames you want to do that or watch Bob the Builder again I mean be honest with
yourself if you're enjoying this video so far hit that subscribe button to get access to 400 plus comedy interviews and now Bill bur's third and final favorite writing technique double onon in this clip he takes the word rescue and runs with it most people hear rescue dog and assume a heartwarming ad option but not Bill Burr I got a dog recently I did I went down to the pound I got one of those free dogs yeah that's how I say it I don't say I rescued a dog I hate when people say that it's like
totally obnoxious it's complete exaggeration she's a rescue yeah I rescued her really did you pull her out of a burning building did you jump in a river with your clothes still on with no concern for your own safety or did you just go down to the pound and get a free dog isn't that what you did stop acting like you had to take out a couple of guards crawl in on your elbows using hand signals dude you ever go down to the pound that they're just giving them away they don't even do a background check
you want to me get out of here who's next you want a poodle come on you got a perm it'll be hilarious Bill bur's Brilliance is in not taking any information at face value what most people hear and take for granted Bill Burr finds a funny twist and just hammers the humor home which is what makes him one of the Great