one nba player said humans used to be a hundred feet tall while another believes the earth is flat these are the dumbest things nba players have ever said and there's no better person to start with than a man who pooped himself mid-nba game yeah i'm talking about paul pierce and since then he's retired and become an analyst on espn now you'd think with a new job like this you couldn't do something more stupid than pooping yourself mid-nba game but somehow he did back in 2017 joel embiid had just put up 23 points and 11 rebounds during a game even though he played 10 minutes less than usual and pierce had to weigh in on the situation but what he said will probably go down as one of the dumbest things ever said in nba history we're just getting a taste of them i'm like you know i'm tired of getting the taste of i want the whole load i want the whole load i want the whole low uh paul what the hell did you just say you want a taste of who's load now you think things don't get dumber than that but when jordan clarkson got the chance to talk on a podcast what he said wasn't only stupid it was concerning back in 2018 jordan clarkson and larry nance jr were teammates in cleveland and they decided to hop on the road trip and podcast together but that's when things took a weird turn clarkson started voicing his opinions on some pretty crazy conspiracy theories even going as far as saying mermaids are real and that dinosaurs are living under the ocean honestly someone should have taken this man's mic away but clarkson was on a roll and that's when he hit us with the dumbest i've ever heard i don't believe in dinosaurs either what well not i actually do i believe that all right this is going to get a little crazy all right oh so hold on hold on i'll take y'all a little left on this all right so y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right right so i think it was bigger people in the world before us and like the dinosaurs was they pets yeah on the leash yeah so how big were these people oh you look at a dinosaur they gotta be three times bigger than them dude what yeah yeah i'm sure a hundred foot tall people walked the earth and had dinosaurs as pets man why the hell is this dude in the nba you should be on the history channel clearly knows some duido but clarkson's not the only guy that knows some stuff we don't because run our test well he changed his name to meta world peace and i still think none of us know why he made that change well meta ron whatever you want to call him decided to clear things up with a reporter during media day and it led to one of the most intellectual things i've ever heard i've been asking a bunch of players whether they call you meta world peace or run our test now and all the rookies say meta and all the veterans say ron what's up with that is this some type of hazing well i'm just i'm most happy uh that jesus christ did not let me lose my teeth when i was 28 years old but i was wondering like what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20 and then you lose them that would look pretty bad so i just think he's really brilliant that you lose your teeth when you're a baby rather than lose it when you're like 30 or 20. wow thanks for your input meta i finally understand all right now when it comes to saying dumb things michael beasley is a prime example that sometimes you just shouldn't say what you're thinking this first happened back in 2017 shortly after he signed with the knicks after putting up a whopping 9. 4 points and 3.
4 rebounds the year before beasley was doing his introductory press conference where he was asked about his team his opinions on the year and most importantly himself i still think i have a chance to be you know one of the best in nba like your favorite player i'm your favorite slave player you know and it's not enough for me for him to know that i want the world to know you know so i swear every time i see this dude he he looks like he's on a different planet sign me up i want whatever he has please and look beasley got clowned pretty hard for that like the knicks were already one of the worst teams in the nba and when he signed there they got even worse but beasley wasn't done just a week later he said something crazier than anything me or you will ever hear he said that he didn't drop a like or subscribe to the channel that's why he and his team suck yeah bad things happen if you don't subscribe so what are you doing but anyways that's not the only dumb thing beasley said he was also being interviewed on sportsnet new york and instead of talking about his excitement for the next or the upcoming season beasley decided to drop a knowledge bomb on us we are only capable of using 10 of our brain right you believe that no it's yeah that's yeah you gotta say it's true i'm saying that's what people say that is that is the concern scientifically so who was the guy that used 11 that made it okay to say everybody just using 10. that isn't the right logic no no no no no no no no no ten percent of your brain is the one that said no because if you're only using ten percent in your brain you don't even know that you're using ten percent of your brain you know i'm starting to take beasley a little more seriously like who could you take better advice from than a man wearing a watch on his leg that's fire but speaking of players who constantly get turned into memes nothing compares to patrick beverly thinking that he's better than lebron james and back in 2020 beverly got his opportunity to prove that to the world when the clippers faced the lakers and a battle of la but the lakers ended up with the win 112-103 and after the game beverly was asked about the game lebron had and uh he made sure he said something so dumb that it would make headlines can you describe the challenge it is defensively when lebron no challenge but particularly the end of the game no challenge can you describe the describe what this like as a defender to when he tries to force this it's not hard or hard uh excuse me sir lebron dropped 29 points 9 assists and 8 rebounds on you and you scored 2 points 2.
