if you guys haven't heard the news I just got elected to become the new CEO of Nintendo so I'm going to give you my whole Manifesto for what I'm going to do while I'm in office my first day in office I'm going to release a switch 2 immediately just to keep the fans happy and those bloodthirsty leakers away from my console I'm thinking of pricing this console at a crisp $450 scratch that make it $4,500 our fans will pay for it no matter what and who knows maybe this will be the one console that planing
Rock dude would decide not to smash then I'll make Mario Odyssey go from a $60 game down to a 6 Cent game not because the game is bad or anything no no budy I'm pricing it at this because of how good of a game it is and I want everyone to be able to play it so no matter if you're homeless broke or 5 years old you'll be able to scrape together enough money to play this masterpiece of a game fast forward to December and the switch 2 has been out for a while and now
being the CEO of Nintendo I'm working all my employees to the Bone to create the greatest Nintendo console you sick freaks have ever laid your eyes on I call it the Super Nintendo cube 3d 64 Deluxe this will be the greatest gaming machine a gaming Titan a gaming BBB Beast some may even call it the Nintendo Mr Beast this will have every Nintendo game that has ever come out baked onto it along with the ability to play any and I mean any Nintendo game ever made whether you want to play Ice Commerce for the NES
Mario maker on the Wii U or freaking shrick Carnival craze party games on the Wii this console can play at all now you might be wondering Mr mamoto Jr that's my Nintendo CEO Name by the way if you're new to the stream and Jr is just short for junior uh slang you w't understand but Mr mamoto Jr how is this old console going to compete with the Xbox or the PlayStation 7 well my dear children I'll go to Greenland first to show those guys how the console works and I'll give every single person who lives
in that country a free Super Nintendo cube 3d u64 Deluxe don't worry though this won't cost much money since only like five people live there then after they test the Nintendo Cube for themselves I will mind control all of them into uploading positive reviews on the internet so everyone will buy the new console this will Jack up our sales to beating out the PS2 and becoming the highest selling console of all time according to my predictions I think it's going to sell somewhere between 5 billion to 10 billion units my next course of action is
to make a fast food chain to take over McDonald's and it will be called Mario spaghetti soon everyone even the kids will be begging their parents for this because I'm secretly putting zins in their food to make them feel withdrawals when they aren't eating it but just to be a morally right person I'm only putting one Zen per serving of Mario spaghetti so you don't get too much nicotine cuz I'm not a villain after all after this I Mr mamoto Jr am now in control of the largest fast food chain in the entire world as
well as the largest gaming company since I bought all the other companies like PlayStation and freaking stadia now the last and final stage in my plan is to take over all the other planets within 1,000 light years of Earth I will call this project Super Mario Galaxy in real life the catch is you know how to pay me a tax no matter what planet you live on and I get to make all the rules cuz these are my planets now sucker don't worry though Nintendo fans only have to pay me 50% of their income while
you non- Nintendo fans have to pay me 99% cuz you want to be rebellious and not like Nintendo finally I will live on the planet Mars which I'm renaming the Mario planet and everyone who doesn't like Nintendo is being sent to Jupiter AKA The Warrior Planet cuz it stinks just like you all right so let me know in the comments if you're excited for me to become the Nintendo CEO cuz I think I'll do a pretty good job [Music] [Applause]
