I can't wait for this popcorn to be ready wait wait who's calling me hello hey sexy wait who's this a super bottle oh a supermodel call an old peepee what you doing baby nothing what are you doing oh you know I'm just cooking some popcorn extra butter so what are you wearing oh me up oh about to be nothing you keep talking like that what are you wearing nothing you want to come over here and eat some popcorn with no pee pee baby I'm already there well you know you're not in the pantry Oh no
you're not let me see this you're not in here silly goose where are you baby look behind you look behind me I'm hungry Chef Pee Pee oh crime doesn't sleep all right Susan what do you got for me Chef kill the killed in his own kitchen I guess somebody didn't like his cooking I guess you could say that any Witnesses no sir the suspect ran away I guess you could say the killer dined and dashed good one sir what was the cause of death multiple stab wounds and the murder weapon we couldn't find one sir
I guess the killer took it to go oh I win first place wait this was the end of a race right no sir that was caution tape oh well I guess I should have been more cautious oh God what is that smell the chef's dead body sir huh Chef Boyardee more like Chef boy is he dead that's not your best sir it was a bit cheesy leave the jokes to me Susan I'm the officer here oh my God what is that what the hell is this some kind of alien Mothership that's popcorn sir huh well
I want to poke it with something oh sir sir that's the murder weapon now Susan how would you murder somebody with popcorn the knife sir oh my God this popcorn is bleeding what have I done how are we gonna tell the popcorns family we'll have to tell the colonel this job really takes it out of you sir that knife is the murder weapon huh well have it examined for fingerprints that aren't mine okay what kind of monster would do something like this junior he didn't have that much time left Pet Shops don't live that long
I told you that when we got them from the pet store damn it hey did you find out who the Killer is not yet but we're working on it I understand you're the one who found the body yeah I went to ask Jeff PB to make me something to eat and he was dead that must have been very traumatic I'm sorry but we did find the murder weapon you did you seem a little nervous no I'm actually excited that you found the murder weapon we get to find out who killed Chef PeePee hmm let me
ask you something Have you ever wanted to kill Chef Pee Pee oh yeah all the time especially when he burns my food or at least the ice cream out the mill or or at least the Kool-Aid out and makes it hot oh I'll kill him right now if he was still alive huh so how do I know you didn't kill him tonight oh cause I just well can you prove you've been sitting in bed all day look at this ass print does it look like I've gotten up that is a pretty deep ass print you
don't get an ass print like that unless you've been sitting there for years yeah exactly I'm a lazy bomb okay so what about when you get up to use the bathroom you could have killed him then a pee in a bottle come on now ew oh I'm not even gonna ask what you do with the number two I usually poop in a box the piece of box when I order it okay but I'm just gonna go find the real killer now thank you Marvin I can't believe someone killed Chef Pee Pee what if we're next
Marvin do you think the Killer's Stone the house Jeffy not Debbie it's a ghost Jeffy where'd you get that mask I found it hey officer did you find the killer no it's hard but I came to ask if you guys were the killers no we're not The Killers okay then where were you during the murder watching a movie and you didn't hear Chef Pee be being murdered downstairs the movie was really loud oh yeah what movie was it Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium and you didn't invite me that's the real crime here but I can't really
blame you for not hearing it you guys were on a magical ride with Mr magorium well listen we didn't cause any murders well what about that guy in the scary mask over there that's Jeffy well he says no not it is Jeff he just has a mask on yeah and he does have his name on his shirt so I guess I'll believe you okay I'll be outside in my squad car because it's standard procedure to wait 24 hours outside a crime scene in case the killer returns which they almost always sometimes do so you let
me know if you hear another scream now that you did last time face all right Simmons be on the lookout for a killer all right what does it look like I don't actually know but just look for anybody suspicious all right what oh what about him huh he doesn't look that suspicious but he's not wearing a seat belt so let's pull him over anyway all right [Music] all right Simmons I'm gonna go give him a ticket for not wearing a seat belt you know click at a ticket all right Mike excuse me sir I couldn't
help but notice you weren't wearing a seat belt oh oh yeah well sorry he's not gonna save you life if you get in an accident so unfortunately I'm gonna have to write you a ticket oh come on man can't you just let it slide no and I am gonna have to ask you to put that knife away while we're talking I'm getting a little nervous all right wait is that an open container oh man it's empty yeah I don't care have you had anything to drink tonight sir only a few well step out of the
car sir Ollie that really necessary yep come on what am I gonna tell my wife I'm on focus focus we're gonna do a field sobriety test so I need you to say your abc's I'm gonna lose my job come on come on just say your abc's for me oh fine a b c d oh damn yeah I always got some moves H I J K L M N O P q's okay all right well okay hold on maybe maybe give me that give me that keep going though yeah boy probably should have padded you down
first that's very good okay so I need you to walk in a straight line for me okay yeah easy okay good so just go over there go over there yeah just over there and then walk toward me in a straight line all right well turn around turn around this way now walk toward me straight line straight line okay yeah you were pretty drunk all right I'm sorry man I'm gonna have to take you in you're under arrest ah come on man nope nope come on come with me all right Simmons you're gonna have to sit
back there with him I didn't have any handcuffs so just grab him if he tries anything all right but I gotta do some paperwork about this arrest so do you guys like games oh my games what about murder mystery oh I'm terrible at those I suck at clue I got a clue for you what's black and white getting red all over oh I know this one a newspaper me after I murdered in the [ __ ] I don't get it I don't get it either you got to get some better jokes man these drunk if
you just play some music oh yeah but the only thing I have hardcore rock and roll oh perfect turn it all the way [Music] guys screw this paperwork let's go to Denny's oh my God Simmons you know what I think that guy might have been the killer all right that's it your son's under arrest because my partner was just killed by somebody wearing that mask oh come on anyone could have that mask and jeffy's been here the whole time oh yeah then where are his ass in Prince his what his ass imprints from his ass
on the couch from sitting here so long oh I don't get those because I sit on my knees that seems really bad for your knees God I wish I had legs listen Jeffy didn't kill anyone he's been here the whole time I promise okay if you say so I guess I believe you but now the Trail's gone cold well have you talked to the person who found Chef hippie's body because usually who smelt it dealt it yeah but he who denied it supplied it so what's that say about you well did the person who smell
it also deny it he did I'm gonna go talk to him [Music] the yellow goes before the orange idiot I know my colors I'm still alone all right well I need to talk to you did you find the killer oh yeah I did you want to see a picture of them yeah I want to see who killed my chef take a good hard look you know who that is your phone's off what [ __ ] how did that didn't go to sleep hold on this is gonna be you're gonna be very surprised when you see
who it is is it backwards it's hold on hold on that's not who it is that's it's not okay hold on who is that that's me exactly you're under arrest for killing Chef Pee Pee and my partner I didn't go Chevy being your partner oh yes you did what proof do you have you found Chef peepee's body and that's pretty much all I have but that's pretty suspicious right I was gonna ask him to cook me dinner and what if he said no what if you get so mad that he wouldn't cook you dinner that
you picked up the kitchen knife and you stabbed him and you kept stabbing him over and over until he was dead huh well I don't think that happened well maybe maybe you blacked out because you were so mad because that happens sometimes so were you mad huh were you Angie mad mad I I don't think so come on kid just confess so I can arrest you I can close this case and then we can go to Denny's before I take you to jail huh how's that sound you know you get a grand slam witch huh
moons over my hammy huh that oh my God somebody forgot to put the toilet seat down that is so rude there are ladies in the house I guess not anymore she's dead okay how'd you do it how did you kill her while we were in the other room well because I'm not the killer hmm that wouldn't make sense okay so that means the killer has to be either Marvin or Jeffy get out of my way all right one of both of you is under arrest for what your wife is dead what well you're shocked so
it can't be you and you're literally wearing the mask see this is what I've been saying it's got to be you no he's been here the whole time oh I see you're in on it you probably wanted your wife dead I mean hey I've been there I totally get it but then Chef PeePee was probably banging your wife so you had to kill him too and then my partner my partner just got in the way so you had to kill him yeah it's got to be you just admit it so that we can go to
Denny's and then I can take you to jail huh Grand Slam which Moon's over my hammies somebody go to [ __ ] Denny's with me listen it wasn't us we didn't kill any could have done it then hmm could you stop that we're trying to think over here [Music] yes thank you leave this rolling pin at the top of the stairs look Marvin the rolling pin worked I mean that clearly wasn't him falling down the stairs there was that stuffed elephant in his costume but we got him look he got stabbed by his own knife
well before you die let's see who you really are booby why well why'd you kill all those characters because I only want it to be poopy characters so I killed Chef PeePee and Rose in Simmons because I only want to be pooping [Music]
