[Music] No, no, no, no, no. That is so big. No, man.
Sit your bald head ass down. >> You know what's going on right now, >> I dude. Come your dood your bald head ass.
>> Hold on. Let me get a ch all that over. I feel like Yeah, it's one of them.
I'm sorry. >> Put your bed ass home on. >> Oh, come here.
>> Wheat bread sandwich bed. No, >> you was going to try to do it. >> Yeah, you know off the C water.
Sponsored by >> off cut. Sponsored by C water. >> Been kind of crumpling and [ __ ] Sponsored by Cut Water Fro.
Come on. Get your dynamite fro ass on. Get your Fourth of July fro ass on.
Get your banana tree fro ass on. Get your You got a size 15 back there. Be hard.
Roll bounce fro ass on. >> Come here. Get your junk ass.
Come your clear cut water birth ass here. Come your alcoholic breakfast ass here. Spit shine brass.
A lugie head. A spitball head ass. A fizzy tennis ball head ass.
A brown dum dum sucker head ass. >> Wait, I got a question. Can I ask Chad something?
>> Can I ask you Mark Henry body? Come on. Get your Marsh Luck, bro, man.
Your [ __ ] up. Get your young chop looking ass on. Your f dressing ass on.
like reacts and funny reacts. >> Chris look like a [ __ ] snake me. Look at that boy.
He look like that snake you. >> Hey, you rolling. You rolling slime.
Welcome to the mother snake pit hair ass on. Come here. >> Hey Chad, he ask if his slime.
Hey, check. No glazing [ __ ] No grinding [ __ ] Who look like they get more hoes on this? Three, two, one.
You want to edit, dumb ass [ __ ] Like, what's up with this [ __ ] You All right, you you go. All right. No, no.
Real [ __ ] [ __ ] Three, two, one. Yo, that's ugly on bro. I get the most.
No, I know. Real [ __ ] [ __ ] though. >> That was a like real [ __ ] Chris or Zane?
Chris or Zay? >> Y'all put Chris or Z. Chris or >> Hey, stop all that roy [ __ ] bro.
[ __ ] >> We haven't heard from this turtlene. >> Why so funny? >> Stop it, bro.
>> Okay, good. Hold on. >> Chris, remind me remember me at the mall.
Oh, bro. Shout out to you, >> Z. I gota Z.
[ __ ] you ugly, [ __ ] You ugly. You ugly. You got titties and you got dreads.
I got a haircut. No titties. Anybody, bro?
I swear to God, you better not come in this blamogi butt ass home on. Who you talking to? >> What up, G?
>> Who the [ __ ] you talking to? What up? >> I'm Michael Jordan.
This [ __ ] through that window. >> Hey, stop it. Come here.
Get on your little dumb ass. So, uh, George, uh, Lopez looking ass on. >> Yeah, that joke is ho, bro.
Get on your [ __ ] >> Christopher Ronaldo if he was fat. >> That's why they paint your hairline cuz that whole puss if he was 300 lb on come back, bro. Guacamole dip eating ass on.
It's your avocado cake. Eat ass on. >> You already set that [ __ ] up.
>> No. Hell no. When it's your birthday, [ __ ] you eat avocado cake.
Your ass eat vegetable cake. No. Come here.
Come here. No. [ __ ] that ass, [ __ ] No.
Back on takes two to the tank. No, >> [ __ ] all that. Come here, man.
Come on. So five in a back rolling ass cut ass. Lit ass lit ass cut.
Major pain cut ass [ __ ] My uncle cut ass [ __ ] Come on. Get your bacon bacon bite bro ass on. Come on.
Get your crimson ch ass on. Come on. It's a Rick and Ralph here ass [Music] man.
You said this [ __ ] like 10 times before. He still laughing. >> I ain't going to lie.
Listen. All right. I probably be ass.
I ain't going to lie. I can roast like I'm guarant. No.
No. No. No, I look before I say this though and I'm still going to get your ass.
Before I say this, like I thought I said this, I'm still going to get your ass. But somebody asked me on stream when I one day they said, "Do you think you can win against Ro against Reds? " Hell no.
I ain't going to lie. He be giving me them [ __ ] But I do be coming with them [ __ ] slightly. But still, I don't care.
>> I would still keep going. I don't care. You still I'mma still keep going.
Come here. Get your dynamite fro. [ __ ] head look like a weed.
>> That's what I mean. So dynamite fro ass off. [ __ ] head look like a weed nug.
That [ __ ] head look like a laughing emoji. Look at that [ __ ] Adams. >> Oh man, [ __ ] Adams look like an elevator button when you press that [ __ ] Going down.
We love this [ __ ] >> I do this [ __ ] funny though. Come on. Get your >> turning me up.
>> You turn your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] >> You turning me up. Knock on your leg. Get your uh sweet potato lip ass on.
Come here. So banana tree here assault [Music] your score off Lion King hair ass >> spoken reasons looking >> come here >> spoken re [ __ ] looking like spoken Jesus Montgomery. I don't know who that is.
Charles Montgomery. No, I'm not just playing though, y'all. All right, it's over.
Most of the segment over >> I just came back from I just came back from partying as drunk as a [ __ ] >> I am kind of but I ain't that drunk. Chicago. Oh, bro.
Hell yeah. 51st 51st Union 110 23 South Vernon for them. What it is like Chris did all that.
Okay, I know my name Chris. I get Chris Tucker. Everybody here Chris.
I get uh Come on, get your Ricky Smiley breath ass on. Come on. Get your lava cake breath ass on.
Come here. Get your lava rock ass on. You thought she was >> circle chain head ass.
>> Come on. Get >> your Frenchy chest ass. >> A mouse.
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You can't even take a shot out of the can. You going to waterfall this [ __ ] They ask me to take a uh >> No, y'all got a bottle. >> No, I need to go somewhere.
Hey y'all. Hey, let me stop playing cuz I know he going to get he doing [ __ ] But I'm just under this [ __ ] Hey, trolling and [ __ ] No, if you I know you got a bottle. >> Yeah, I got a bottle of Luna.
>> I'm I'mma take a little ass shirt. A little bit ass [ __ ] >> Hey, W sh though. I seen y'all been trying to fake fry me and [ __ ] but >> this [ __ ] this [ __ ] funny, bro.
I just be cooling my brother. >> They don't roast you. They don't [ __ ] with you.
>> Oh god. I just be cooling my brother Ro like you know I know he be getting me and [ __ ] He go with this [ __ ] You can't be him for don't roast you. >> Like you know what I'm saying?
Dandy lion fro ass. See that's what I'm saying though. >> I [ __ ] with Chris man.
W Chris check. W Chris segment check. [ __ ] Chris always turn us up.
for his turn.
