NUMBER GO UP | Balatro Song!

[Music] Life is a drag. Life is a chore. Frightfully sad, so mindless a boore.

Mice in a bag. You fight and you gnaw. For the right just to brag.

And the line for the door. The higher your score, the louder you bicker. Life gave you lemons.

Good heavens, you're bitter. And whatever you get to collect, will that interject within seven? Here comes the next on a rack.

What the heck? Cut the deck. Unsuspectingly betting their dinner when left unchecked.

Cuz a check the red rubberneck, but expect still to end up a winner. Stuck in a r. You simply haven't had the fun of watch your number go up.

You know it's wonderful stuff. Let the runth over your cup. The number go up.

You must think it's time when you can add another one and make the number go up until you run out of luck. You can find your friends to another runners up and make a number. The day today is unbearably dry and makes sense to chase that numerical high.

Be it a salary, calories, boxes on battle sheets, whoops, don't forget to subscribe. Are you feeling alive? Because ours is our pride.

Maybe fathers cry. You ask yourself why to blast through a ceiling might pass for appealing. The chances you're leaving with plastering eyes.

The faster the rise, the harder the fall. Infinite gestures, you'll get curtain calls. My god, it's historic.

Alas, my poor Yoric. He held his head high through it all. If you don't run, you simply have another fun of what you go up.

If your budget is bust, you got to you got to make enough. You can add another one and make the number go up. But all the number sweeping into a death umbrella go up.

Shoot like a star or fold like a quitter. Somebody once told me about all the glitters. Now you might dream of queen straight flush with the green and get jack river.

You might find your a just bluff from the start half diamond in spades or get clubed in the heart. When the pots at an end and the flop doesn't send you a handful of lovely cards. The world's at the table is prone to play.

To ers the fable is human. But hey, watch your stack for the fact is that affluence turning to crap is one little foul movement away. [Music] [Music] from that tip off just stitches to viciously rip off bed on a tree when it seems it might tear at the seams.

Why do you think so much poker is dri now? Let's see who in line to proclaim they can be king by making it rain. A million monarchs competing for dwindling seating all blind leading their fame.

The empty is off and the cards are face down. Sadly, it can't be the other way around. But the biggest of figures won't impress the digger when digging your hole in the ground.

The dump is stuck in a rut. You simply have another fun to watch your number go up. Oh, it's a bunch in the nut.

Stuck in a bottle of the room. Get off your make enough for the vult. So won't you make the number go up?

Thank you for watching and a big hand to my ACE patrons for keeping me flush enough to make projects like these as well as to CK9C for their sumptuous saxophony. This is the most complicated video I've ever made. And if you'd like to see how we did it, check the short.

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So many poker puns. I can't hold them. I need a raise.