fit oh geez you scared the [ __ ] out of me man what's going on dude dude you're so [ __ ] loud holy [ __ ] you're in New York now or still in Austin yeah yeah New York one of these days I'll come out and visit you should let me know if you're ever in on the East Coast they got legal weed in New York too oh hell yeah I mean I don't really smoke too much these days but what it's always good to know but but but your fits what do you mean
you don't smoke come on man that was you invented weed that was always more of a Swagger Souls type of thing you know I was just tacking along for the ride he would be like but hey Fitz you want to smoke some weed you know he know he just say that and then you and nowadays he would say no turns out that guy was a terrible influence man like he really oh [ __ ] down a bad path man no I smoked I smoked last night I've never played this we're about to spit some [
__ ] Rhymes Jay what's going to happen oh hell yeah oh no I was flame what's up bro welcome to jackbox now for those of you who Don't Know Jack box is just a collection of party games and the first game of the night is one called mad verse city so the way this game works is that everyone gets a couple minutes to write a battle rap based on prompts that the game gives you so It'll ask you for a noun or a verb it'll make its own little sentence out of that noun or verb
you gave it and then unfortunately it's on you to complete the rhyme scheme until you have four bars to spit in another person simple right apparently not going to pop what's the code cuz it's Fourth July dud just chill all right I'm just loading up the game all right do you actually Zin I do Zin yeah I'm zining right now what flavor you guys like citrus Citrus that does sound good listen guys you got four I'm I'm about to die I'm about to die by the way like in 20 minutes I'm I'm like I'm like
knocked out cold hey that chair is backwards my homie what's up with that bro lives in the upside down from stranger things you got to get that checked out homie you got to get that fully checked out chairs are [ __ ] it's 69 in right there bro it's they're doing okay my chairs are doing 69 so what I maybe I like that maybe have a weird fetish you sit on the bed over there and watch them I do I do sometimes I just you know you didn't even know you're were saying right now you're
nicked out of your goddamn mind where is he going is that a bed back there oh my God I can see your vest under your T-shirt 2et of wallpaper on that wall right there shut up it's only two feet press everybody is in to start what does that [ __ ] mean I have to go on my computer or my phone you need to join the [ __ ] game dude dude just give me a second I'm downloading my phone download on his pH I haven't played this in a while I just thought it would
all work just go to the website I'm I'm here I'm here a too many instructions shut the [ __ ] up Focus lock in what's a n bro where's the [ __ ] F everyone has different prompts what I don't see my [ __ ] what the can I phone a friend for this or shut up I'm trying to focus on my lost dve holy [ __ ] Bro oh my God a little bit oh my God I'm I [ __ ] fumbled this I holy sh dude I'm so sorry what the [ __ ]
mine is going to be wor I'm going to read yours out okay why does my robot have titties the Rhymes I paint worth a thousand dogs oh you're reading mine wait why are you rapping you go you do it the Rhymes I paint are worth ,000 dogs life me with a twitch streamer and I said POG I'm spitting okay I couldn't finish it my why is that good bro and you turned off the music in the game so we're just talking it's just you kept the narration on and you turned the music off we got
to redo it [ __ ] idiot I I didn't know it was off you [ __ ] stupid dude no I'm not stupid you live under a rock just new here what is happening this was a good warm up these are the worst settings all right fine we'll redo it we'll redo it wait no let me rap no what do you want from I had the best one all right I'm cranking the [ __ ] music put down the rap slider what that's the text to speech this game sucks shut the [ __ ] up
I honestly rather get addicted to nicotine when my words come at you your feet will flying when my wife cheated on me last night I was crying I drive to the hoop like LeBron James I took a big poop they call me diarrhea Jes wow James with James awesome [ __ ] get in stuff done like a total Zin sucking so much nicotine it's got to be a sin oh I'm just here to say zner do you have any Zen I could really use some I think that's a problem it ask for an adverb man
I forgot what the [ __ ] that is won this fight I'm fluent in hustling conversation and joking I'm jering my [ __ ] so good I feel like I'm floating serious mying like a little bat and my mouth is watering cuz I just seen a level five Gat [ __ ] okay okay you've got absolutely no flow watch this I hear the beat I come out [ __ ] my dick mccreamy get to sucking I Rise to new heights I'm a master blacksmith go back to fortnite don't try to start [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] went in on you there dude I got little titties I'm going to start rubbing them in a second I feel like I feel like rubbing them bro I've got 12 ABS I'm I feel like rubbing them don't rub them don't rub them like rubbing them don't do it do he ring him my Rhymes are sharper than a frying pan I cooking AES like a black man when I start rhyming the people go I saw your M last night and she blew me all right the M quality really made that work so good
my Rhymes are fresh like a ripe new grapefruit tastes sweet as a delicious Pop Rocks that was the worst rap battle I've ever seen Dem and the other one didn't know what the [ __ ] to do there no BL bro this is just straight up J up first oh my it's your wakeup call time to get shaking and I took the road Les traveled by a proverb wrong if you don't like regret get out of this joint what do you said what do you Bob Dylan the [ __ ] was that I look great
you look like a weed ji the caster oh God I'm going to ski okay word around town is that you got real lazy oh I'm Donald and I'm going to [ __ ] you like Daisy all right genuinely vicious I got to match my face and your me cocking balls with your consent of course you better sit down things are going to get beautiful unlike you got dud what the [ __ ] I have to destroy you now you don't look good like you ninja have you ever played fortnite with Ninja is your mama here
tell her you're small on July 15th I will end it all that's so soon no 10 days what the [ __ ] fu I feel like rubbing my nipples life please don't what the [ __ ] man a [ __ ] 5050 lighting you up like it's Brad Pit I [ __ ] hate that guy Brad Pit I'm busy hustling while you're busy mewing your draw line does look good though I'm jealous [ __ ] Brad Pit I don't know I just I just had to go in on him I don't know why really don't
like while I work you're playing with a you's mom made your mic is like half AUD sounds like you're being Bloss by or something Cipher something about this game just gets me feeling a certain way you know M tell him I'm a little horny once we were done Spitting Fire wraps at each other we moved on to patently stupid now this game works in a similar way except this time we're presenting an idea or invention to the group kind of like shock tank the game feeds you some prompts may even ask you to draw a
picture and then when it all comes together it's on you to present your idea to the rest of the people in the call yikes oh I couldn't finish my drawing that that was rough mine sucks have a little confidence it's all in the presentation mine's great I can't get Co out of my clothes no matter where I go co just keeps following me you know I know someone who also had that problem my grandma okay my God and she died because of it oh no as Andrew trapped covid patients into her nursing home so thanks
for that Andrew here's his address that's where he lives F oh no I share this for no reason in particular is that actually what is what address is that okay sharks uh I'm looking for $50,000 in return for 10% of my business here uh the problem we're facing in this current day in society is that we are constantly needing to clean our dicks um with a jerking off uh just lack of hygiene you know there's a lot of problems um and so I've come up with what is called uh the seamen soap uh oh the
PE is not there so that's seen soap uh we can use recycled semen uh with a specially Blended soap uh product to use what is normally waste um and turn it into something that can clean your uh clean your dick guilt-free it's a nice [ __ ] wow that's beautiful that's beautiful all right well coming back so I figured something out all right let me just let me just elaborate please just humor me what is that what the [ __ ] is that I couldn't I couldn't finish my drawing is that I man in an
abstract way good news good news problem solved dude that is an early concept so menacing yeah something about that madees it seem like you killed him with an anvil or something no no no no no no no problem solved all right I won't ask JC hello this is not how you're supposed to can you not talk help A crazy prompt I'm not going to lie that's a crazy prompt assistance for this I like how you're worried about them seing your channel of all things he hired his lawyers for this the f is watching just counil
guys I absolutely hate the sound of stupid [ __ ] caterpillars eating my [ __ ] it's terrible it keeps me up at night here here's what I'm talking about by the way y look at that [ __ ] God he's so loud and noisy eating all my [ __ ] [ __ ] I come up with a solution poison all your stuff guys you need to cover all of your stuff and poison completely soak your stuff and poison this will surely prevent these caterpillars from having a Munch while you're trying to get get a
nap in or spend time with the kids all of it like everything no I cannot stress this enough completely soak your stuff in Poison wouldn't you poison yourself no no no no no no no no no I'm done I will be taking no question no further questions all players solve the same problem yeah I get to pick it oh wow from all the rest to the suggestion please do a funny one I wish my kids would stop complaining about our empty fridge I don't want to live in Fitz's Shadow anymore my beautiful garden grows too
fast I hate to fly because carbon gas is destroying the world I hate that everyone calls me fat and I think that Fitz is too dangerous what what what the [ __ ] I'm going to go with the empty fridge one this is relevant here's the problem guys I wish my would stop complaining about our empty fridge it's not my fault the fridge is empty here's my idea my beautiful we don't talk about that man because we have this okay tape their mouths guys it's really quite simple if you're kids are yapping Yapp it yapping
we're hungry there's no food in the fridge just shut those [ __ ] up zip it tape their mouths shut they won't be talking no more can enjoy your empty fridge in peace oh okay yes sir same problem same problem kids they're not they won't ever stop complaining well there is a simple solution Hustler university university yeah so what you're going to want to do here is not being poor stop being poor it's it's a very simple concept you can stop being broke money job very simple stuff I don't care if you're you're the kid
if you're complaining about an empty fridge get a job get money it's not hard actually valid though I wish my kids would stop complaining about our empty fridge you sound really upset about it just I got a second it's okay it's okay it's okay man take a moment I know man your kids are [ __ ] annoying no it's just I [ __ ] I get up at at 7 a.m. every morning and I yeah everybody's lunch and I and I and I spend all day and it's just I feel so tired at the end
of the day yeah you've looked better you've looked better for sure is that aut I just was that a wound jaw I I I work at the at the Mill you know sometimes sometimes sometimes I get hurt too your mother and I are trying very hard my [ __ ] God please I am trying every day my body hurts I just I just wish you could find it in your heart cut your old man some SL please please all right we all we all know this problem right your kids are complaining oh our Frid is
empty you know whatever this is what I was thinking of so when I'm when I'm done eating over that dude looks like he's running to the table I thought he was choking on food bro and last but not least we played joke booat now none of us have played joke booat before but it turned out to be hilarious it's the same kind of concept everyone gets a couple minutes to write based on the prompts that the game gives you it'll ask you for a noun It'll ask you for a verb it'll kind of like half
form a sentence and ask you to complete it and basically you have to write a oneline joke and then present it to the group some of the jokes were funny some of the jokes were not funny either way it was funny how does joke boo work um honestly I don't know let's find out so I think we write a bunch of prompts for jokes and then you're given one you have to make it into something funny what the [ __ ] is happening is is is this a test yeah yeah is this the real deal
I don't know what's happening bro you're writing jokes that you're going to have to perform wait what I thought a tutorial who's still going JC it's you isn't it I don't [ __ ] oh my God I'm so you're cooked brother Okay who wants to hear some jokes I want to open a store that only sells strippers and call it strippers that'll do it is you waful sure let's hear it all right here we go guys a group of apps walked into a bar it kind of works honestly I'm a little horse speaking in binary
this is a tough one I holy [ __ ] bro my nickname is cocaine because I'll be snorting that [ __ ] got that powder all over my nois and [ __ ] [ __ ] your noise noise all right how many gangsters does it take to change your light bulb three one to screw it in and two to kill my grand [Laughter] i what does that mean I don't stupidest [ __ ] gamees oh that's what those are look you ever notice how MC creamy looks like ninja have you heard about the dildo challenge
that's where you push a dildo out your mouth okay I believe it my doctor said I have a bad case of The Fad diets because she hates me stupid doctor keeping me away from stuffs I love [ __ ] my life it's not really a joke but you know tell speak your truth I'm a little horse why are they called stupid [ __ ] idiots and [Music] not I'm so dumb I thought Honkers were balls okay Fitz welcome I've re I've redone your joke man let's hear it I'm so dumb I thought Honkers were balls
good man that's genius thank you it's genius it really is balls are [Laughter] balls I even know who I pick I'm going to close my eyes and same capitalization I don't know who I'm for okay D what what the [ __ ] okay oh my God someone puts MC creamy in every single are you [ __ ] you're welcome let's go MC creamy come on man okay um I like my friends like I like my fears I like my like friends like my when I like you doing like my marriage is a lot like first
class seats they cost a lot and the plane could still crash oh the old call me divor divorced my family is like P oh God we old party and have great times but sometimes it goes too far what the [ __ ] do you mean sometimes it goes too I would vot for why does it sound like you're trying to justify P did's AC why is p didy okay you could say p didy took a little far why does p p didy keep coming up dude someone stopped typing his name in have you ever tried
condom in that's when you put a rubber tube on your head and kill yourself the [ __ ] one time please what the [ __ ] that's a tough act to follow my grandma said the best thing about [ __ ] socks is how tasty and delectible they are M yummy yummy so good you know what I mean I didn't add that you know what I mean hey everybody hey hello oh hey why are they called conspiracy theorists and not liberals yeah wow since you awful are you a waitress angry typ five waitress okay [
__ ] me tough to follow once again here we go just do jokes why did the a woman cross the road cuz Noy store open it's a call back it's a call back I'm a little horse what can I say I'm a little horse that's what we call a call back in the business yeah that's a call back the a Woman by the way I had both a woman and woman as my prompt and I chose that one you just know it was the object question oh my God that tide that's crazy wow my nickname
is woman because stop D they call call me divor div oh yeah I'm ready hello hello middle school for me was like mccreamy what [Laughter] my grandma said the best thing about [ __ ] socks is when they come from the ground of filthy liberals hail Trump what the [ __ ] to what political standpoint [ __ ] a what are you thinking you're two and a half minutes my nickname is women because holy [ __ ] I am loud just you [Music] awful pop up [Music]
