[Applause] hello hello and what's your name I'm Taylor gridge AKA balance balance okay that's your stage name yes okay where how old are you Taylor I'm 17 and where you from I'm from hartfordshire hemsted okay balance is your two minutes good luck thank you very much [Applause] hello ladies and gentlemen today I'm going to take you back way [Music] back you ain't [Applause] a you you no [Applause] [Music] Stay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Stay can't Touch break it down [Applause] my name is Susan boy and that's just one SED [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] me hello [Applause]
[Music] yeah very [Applause] good balance look [Applause] [Music] [Music] he had no idea he had the whole place on their feet fantastic Alicia oh my goodness do you know what that was the energy that the room needed you know you brought it everything about that was brilliant it was dance Nostalgia well done very Nice that was a brilliant brilliant imaginative routine it was amazing I really really enjoyed every minute of it I love it when she gets up and then talks all this lingo I have no idea what she's saying the No No the na
neigh and the this and the that yeah swag all of that it was fantastic to watch so well done you know what anytime we have a problem with the dance Group when we talk about how you be imaginative to have a sense of humor to be unique I'm going to say just watch [Music] balance because that's what you did you made it really fun everyone could relate to it it was unique I thought the Susan B it was really funny now we have to vot David I think you could be a dance Superstar I'm going
to say yes I'm going to say Yes it's a yes from me you've got four gigantic yeses [Applause] conrat get in there K brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant thank you so much love it we needed you thank you we needed you how it's amazing probably the best experience I've I've ever had in my life hello hello welcome to Britain's gotot Talent thank you you what's the name of your group angara contortion group where Are you from bua it's inside of Russia oh wow have you traveled all the way to come on this show yes okay how
long did that take you uh 6 hours flight to Moscow and then two or 3 hours to hear wow you've seen the show before yes of course okay you think you can win yeah we hope so okay well good luck girls thank you w [Applause] [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] w [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow oh my unbelievable you girls are not human unbelievable and that was just a visual treat I I am in a thank you thank you wow it's one of the most stunning things I've ever seen on
this show I find it a little bit uncomfortable to watch because I'm not at all bendy and so when I see people bending like that I get a little bit Worried but um this is incredible I mean it was absolutely brilliant it was just otherworldly and fabulous well done I agree I agree with everything everybody said the audience really likes it I have to tell you also girls you have amazing energy you put so much into this I mean it was amazing thank you okay so let me start with David it's a yes for Me
it's a yes from me girls yes from me girls yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] is come incredible such an incredible atmosphere throughout was it I loved it that was fantastic that was F how was it for you thank you oh my good scary scary do you Think the four of us could do that should we try now hello welcome hi how you doing we're good how are you more importantly we're bit nervous I need a we but I'm fine tell us your names please I'm Denise and I'm Stefan okay and how do you know each other
we're married oh sorry where did you meet we're both involved with an award ceremony and Denise was presented and I was the guy playing piano for two hours while Everyone else has a three course meal it but we met on the tube train going there and uh I didn't realize he was a bloke who was playing for me that evening and he leaned over and asked me for the time it was 2006 so you know people did that then well the chances of a blind man asking a blind woman on a train for the time
and that was how many years ago that was 18 years ago oh congratulations do you have any kids Yeah I've got three older ones two of them are here today and then we've got one together Dimitri he's 11 talking about you okay we to meet you both and why this year bgt tell us well let's be honest as performers the last few years haven't been a lot of fun and then just as everybody was getting back into work I was diagnosed with cancer and so I was having Kumo and having my half of my favorite
boob taken off salmer and [Applause] Louise my goodness and how are you now I'm fine I've had a clear scan and my hair's grown back and you got a whole new head of hair which is a totally different color and curly was a Ginge before okay so you come through it and now you thought right we're going to come on bgt yeah we just want to grab the ball by the horns you know and just take every opportunity okay well look Amazing we are really rooting for you yeah yeah Steph will just rope his way
around the piano you think I was blind or something they very funny old does he are you [Music] ready clim m [Music] wow Follow every rainbow till you find your dream a dream that will need all the love you can give and every day of your life for as long as you [Music] [Applause] live [Music] Mountain for every Stream for every ringow till you find [Music] [Applause] find Dre [Music] CL for every your every r Come [Applause] on every single person in the theater is on their feet [Music] [Applause] [Music] when it takes it all
Lo a standing small the size of Victory that's a Destiny is in your [Applause] really I'm a messy sure is killing [Music] me Demitri what did you think of your parents' performance very impressive and good very impressive we always say this you know without people like you this show is nothing and it's [Applause] true I'm so happy that you made the decision to come on our show I think You're both amazing people thank you your whole attitude is actually quite unbelievable Alicia in the opening chat I thought well you're so naturally funny I wondered whether
you were going to do comedy yes I hope you weren't disappointed oh that vocal was thoughtless it was beautiful I'm actually inspired by you I've learned something today about your positive state of mind and the ability to have sense of humor About yourself we all need to know that you are an example you really have I admire you I've been inspired by you Bruno yes or no yes judges will decide huge yes for [Applause] me 100% yes from me that's about a million yeses [Applause] congratulations thank you the how many are in new audience I
think there's about 4,000 yeah that's great Actually having a LP but they only make that noise when they act are good and you are really [Music] good hello hello how are you um very well thanks a bit nervous that's all good right what's your name uh my name is Tokyo Tokyo yeah very nice and where are you from um I'm from London yeah and how old are you uh I'm 32 tell is nervous you know what would it mean to you to win a show like Britain's Got Talent it would mean the well to me
just from my background and everything that I've kind of been up to to this day I grew up in a really rougher state in London Northwest that definitely played a role in you know sticking at music is it was just a way of just releasing any kind of negative energy and and pulling it into something positive this is your moment good luck thank you thank you [Music] E [Music] m [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] like this this is brilliant [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Propet T his man [Music] tremendous I love thank you Tokyo thank
you David well you had us from the first first moments you know you could have heard a pin drop in here it was really really fantastic thank you very much it was literally like a film score it just inspired my imagination when I Was listening to it oh thank absolutely beautiful thank you very much thank you I think you're really edgy and really refreshing and that couldn't have gone any more brilliantly so well done toy what was the song to first piece was theoy um called CLA Deon and then it blended into Ed shearan bloodstream
very clever we've never really had an act like you on this show before and was there someone who was like your Mentor or who inspired you um Yeah Mr Morgan he he was he was the guy who I kind of looked up to as as a kid you know he's my music teacher yeah and if it wasn't for him guiding me and showing me where I could go I probably wouldn't be here or doing what I'm doing today so yeah I absolutely love that aition thank you take a v David it's a yes from meando
oh yeah without doubt a yes for me thank you Dar a yes from me too 100% soio you got four Years I'm I like him a lot I like his energy he was [Music] greates oh my God I used to love the telletubbies over the hills and far away telletubbies come to play [Applause] [Music] [Applause] puppies Uhoh I can't believe they're auditioned for Brit SK tent what is going on so I don't think we need to ask who you are but who are you TIY wiy [Music] sey yeah yay my favorite do you think that
the royal family would enjoy what it is that you're going to do oh yeah okay well do your Thing 25 years ago a very special man named Simon cow helped the Teletubbies release their first ever song that went all the way to number one in 1997 yes I uh was their record label let's do the tubby [Applause] oh I wasn't expecting [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this going [Music] the best s every [Applause] [Music] now y [Applause] love youy love you too David David I love the dancing the Different songs and routines because somehow the
Teletubbies doing anything is entertaining well I have a 2-year-old daughter who loves the Teletubbies so I'm thrilled to see you because I know it's going to make her super happy yeah y I'm just an a cuz for me this is like meeting Beyonce or something or Mickey Mouse yeah absolutely I'm thrilled that you've come on the show I think you've still got It and I actually think the RO family would love you and I feel quite emotional because you know we had a lot of success together and we're back together it's like a reunion this
is a big moment so Dam I diaman yes you want the big hug yes go get off there go on go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] on I've missed you I've missed you so much I'm quite I'm quite emotional now back to business right okay I need to go first it's a yes I'm saying yes I'm saying yes and it's a yes for me [Applause] [Music] hi guys can I ask a question what are you Going to sing we're a dance Creer what we're a dance actor is this serious yes very serious honestly and you think you
can win this i' like to think so show us what you can do good luck very much come on boy band let's lift this [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] roof this one for them hood girls them good girls straight masterpie stying Wilding living it up in the [Applause] [Music] city police and too make a dragon [Music] re my I [Applause] am break it down you hallelujah girl hallelujah girl s you Hallelujah it you believe don't believe me just watch don't believe me just watch don't believe me just don't believe it just he hey wait
a minute all four judges on their feet [Applause] it's got to be [Applause] wow what an amazing entrance who have we got here um arrita and I'm here with abigil amazing and aita who have you brought with you today I'm here with Abigail's mom and my auntie and his da and my family oh what have you come to do for us today okay so we are here To dance abig girl over here is um one amazing dancer from Ghana she was actually born deaf she got a hearing aid recently so it actually helps her to
hear a bit but only in her left ear amazing yes the first time I saw her I felt so strong I decided to Mentor her oh my goodness amazing well listen I cannot wait to see this good luck [Music] [Applause] [Applause] It my [Applause] have to get on the remix one time two [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] time amazing my money [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] unbel everyone is a is a killer is so [Music] cute nothing less girl you murder everyone your love is a killer is a killer [Applause] [Music] and in My be [Applause]
amazing they're all they're Allan on me when you're not St I'll be AF I help [Applause] you st bur mebody to [Applause] [Music] Oh my god wow oh my goodness me that was absolutely insane main L for so joyous so brilliant so much fun hands down you are two of the most fantastic dancers we have ever had on Britain Scot [Applause] tent she's [Applause] brilliant who knows oh my God you two Are dancing Queens your choreography is I'm telling you is world class you're a not just great dancers you're a great choreographer as well we
need both of you are just a breath of fresh air that is just natural god-given talent that you're born with I loved it [Applause] what you've done being a mentor is just the most wonderful story it really really is thank you when this goes out I Really believe your lives are going to change for the better this is one of my favorite auditions of the year when you're not St I'll be I help you car on oh it won't be long I'm going to need somebody to [Applause] leave let's vote Bruno oh yes yes yes
I'm saying yes it's a yes for Me four yeses [Applause] [Music] [Applause] let's start with hello hello I am Vigo I'm from Norway but I I live in the UK okay now good Norway is very boring and what's your last name uh thenen yeah like the diagram you know thenen diagram that's right V why are you here uh I'm here because uh I want to become a British Comedian okay right no more question good luck thank you thank you [Applause] one more [Applause] it is that it I thought he was going to do stand up
[Applause] comedy Simon's face is like this in Norway that means you're doing really [Applause] good is there any more is there any more Come on please honestly [Applause] three uh don't do this to me more [Music] right okay any more you want more no no I love this house so much this C Feel more [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] amazing it's surreal you push the stupidity to such a level that was just it was killing me Oh I thought you were going to do stand up comedy yeah but it's a bit difficult with the language for
me I have no idea what's going on right Now but it was really annoying it was stupid none of it was very good let's just go to the yes and no bit Bruno [Applause] is a yes for me oh definitely yes look you know what um I like the music but it is what it is which [Music] is the most stupid out we've had this Year I think this feels very much Britain's got talente so I'm going to say yes you got through to the next [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] round lots of them in there
do you know I'm still dying for a choir to come out and do what they do in Sister Act and Like really go for gotar to hurt um welcome thank you uh and your name is we are the 100 voices of gospel is it your choir well actually some say yes uh I don't own them you're the boss sort of on on the stage on the boss okay and where you all from actually we are 20 plus nationalities nice okay so we're from all over uh and you obviously are American yes I'm American we've got
some English people in our choir as well oh that's Good can you hold your hands up there he is he's the only one well I I only saw one hand you saw one hand the other two they were not able to be with us okay of course hang on they live in England and why couldn't they come well listen welcome everyone thank you really good luck I hope it goes well thank [Applause] you this little light of [Music] mine I'm going to let it shine oh This Little Light of M I'm going to let it
shine everywhere I go I'm going to let It Shine Let It Shine Let It Shine Let It Shine okay let's go [Music] [Applause] I like this already I like this already [Applause] [Applause] I got get up in the morning time I got to got to let my little shine God to me so I got to let my little you got a little can't tell you what to do got [Music] [Applause] [Applause] I want you know time the want to do it time the want to do it I want die I knew you are I knew
you are so good so good yes amazing you know what I just I'm sorry you beat me too I knew you were going to I I'm afraid that's my buzzer I'm feeling [Applause] lazy that is so annoying I wanted you to Be my buzzer I'm so [Applause] irritated the this one got to that buzzer before me well the thing is you just got to act quick and if you snooze you lose I think this choir is incredible honestly I feel elated I felt so happy I couldn't get it out of me quick enough and you
were amazing I just feel on on an incredible High I Just wish I could be up there with you claing and [Music] singing there are literally no words that I can actually use right now to describe that feeling that you gave everyone in this room happy it is so powerful everything about you everything you represent is my idea of heaven and I honestly so proud to have pressed the golden buzzer for an act that I believe Britain's Got Talent need and you have just blown the roof off are you are absolutely amazing you thank you
God bless you all God bless you all nice work good work I am so irritated but I like winning just as much as you hello hello who are you two my Name's Dmitri and this is lagy my son and how old are you both I'm 40 I'm 12 40 and 12 yeah okay does it worry you might end up looking like your dad no you're right about it I'm not obliged to answer that can you actually position yourselves now in your heads at the Royal Variety Show the Queen's sitting in her box and you think
you've got that good enough for that do you well if Prince Philip's there we're halfway there cuz he's Greek As well exactly the Greek okay good luck see the [Applause] SI ladies and gentlemen many years ago in Cyprus lived a Man Who Loved To Dance he would dance for the villagers and the villagers love to watch him dance well ladies and gentlemen tonight here for one night only would you please welcome Mr stavos flatly [Music] oh [Applause] I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] s loves it he absolutely loves it son you can
I say this is one of my Favorite ever dance Act and you two you just have the most fantastic relationship don't you yeah it's great I love that okay we're going to go over to uh bjor Morgan I found your act incredibly entertaining what worries me is your physical condition it fit no he's fit it's a lot of food I had to do about being Greek yes I want to be Greek so much right now I completely agree with the boys I'm Estatic because it it came completely out of left field I had no clue
what was going to happen okay right appears yes or no absolutely yes Amanda what's great for yes ni yes for me you've got three yeses [Applause] Brant my God I don't think anybody in this theater expected that laugh my headed the little boy was brilliant how much do you look up to your dad and Enjoy enjoy what he does I look Captain so much he's just a role model got no money he more good evening what's your name sir my name is John Courtney where are you from I live in a village called Mosley which
which is near Manchester oh okay have you brought anyone with you I've got my wife and two boys I hear brilliant how long have you played the piano uh since I was about five I guess and is that how you make a living yeah So is this biggest venue you performed in yeah the plaum is is like the Holy Grail to me I used to watch the shows with my dad and this is the home of variey a overwhelming it's amazing a he's so happy good luck John thank you this is bony there was a
man who had a dream that Simon cow and his team would watch him play piano and try to slay them on the stage of the Palladium and in the time that one song took David would write another book Alicia would smile at him Amanda would be kind to him Simon's teeth would be blinding him if he was smiling but nothing now could ever spoil the dream he dreamed like Susan Bo I lightning already Yes [Music] [Applause] J let's see if we're it we haven't been in it yet C is he never thought he'd ever get
to be in front of millions of people doing his thing on TV 30 years of playing in piano bars and pubs dodging glasses when they're thrown being thrown out of clubs when your children ask Daddy when you're coming home this game is not the same when you're just Daddy on the phone so he sits at the piano and he tries to get prepared thinking he'll write it in third person so he doesn't Feel as scared to sing about himself to a bunch of Strang is in the dark but then Britain has got talent and he
wants to make his Mark Paul pots won the first year and said it was insane the second year George Samson won Singing in the Rain lost voice Guy season 12 and last year Colin fer so why not me yeah you that's what he said his youngest boy One Night in bed Dad why not you go and show them what you do and even though you'll be a wreck at least you'll meet ant and de we made it in it and he thinks on stage at this stage in his life with an expensive mortgage and a
pensive wife his youngest son Alfie says what's it all about if he had any hair left he'd pull it out his teenage son [Laughter] [Applause] Said his dad taught him to play piano but he didn't live to see his son at the famous Theater Performing on TV if he didn't see it through imagine how sad the look on the faces of both his lads who always tell him you're the greatest showman dad [Applause] [Music] and they'll see me on bgt no more third person just Daddy this is me [Applause] Oh that's hope you're doing love
[Applause] [Music] oh John you've made me fault a bit I don't know why I just saw a man who kind of made all his dreams come true he really was yeah David it was just so winning wasn't it I mean My Goodness Me made the whole audience and I'm sure everyone watching at home just fall in love with It I love him it had everything and at the end he had us moved to tears this show is perfect for you and now I want to see you go as far as you can in this competition
wow well [Music] [Applause] done uh John it was just a wonderful audition you somebody who's worked years needs a break you'll get a huge reaction of this I promise you and we all want You to do well so I would love to be the the first [Music] [Applause] oh oh sh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] believe you did that you deserve it you deserve [Applause] [Music] It here's the other son here he [Applause] comes hello who are you my name is danz I'm from wolver Hampton I am 60 years old and I'm here to do my thing
are you going to sing right yes Simon this is an original song called Wiggle wine because wiggle wiggle wine wine yes woo wiggle wine good luck Let's Do It donz Go on donz all right [Music] we wine girl are you are on the world jump up and turn pretty girl wiggle your body wiggle look sexy pretty girl wiggle your body wiggle you look pretty pretty girl wiggle your body wiggle look sexy pretty girl wiggle your body [Music] up your body wiggle up yourp and take it to the Sky the music sweet like the food that
you eat you look good feel good mind show off your body sweet s music in your soul your body is your temple you never grow [Applause] wiggle in your body wiggle look sexy wiggle your body [Music] Sex wiggle wine wiggle wine come on everybody wiggle wine got together we your [Applause] body [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Prett Girl musicing your soul your body is a [Applause] [Music] body [Applause] body pry [Applause] love you keep [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello everyone we are Harley B yeah Haribo yes great name we are double that team double dut
Skippy where are you guys from we came from Japan for 20 hours to do this performance have you come here to win yes of course yes okay I'm not going to ask any more questions good luck oh thank you warming up is very good you have to Get ready stretch yeah come on limber up why you limbering up just in case it's have to get involved [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Applause] oh wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] man the [Applause] we sh sh sh sh I feel it my heart I feel it my heart heart heart
heart [Applause] [Music] oh my God it's got to be it's got to be it's got to be you this should be a golden buzzer yeah golden blue wow oh my God [Applause] wow wow wow hours hours absolutely outstanding it was fantas wow what a [Applause] Reaction you can see how much any I've ever seen and you are amazing amazing dancers as well listen to me for oh my God that's as good as you're going to get you know sometimes when you watching audition I'm sitting here thinking I genuinely don't know what to say when it's
brilliant like this it's just words aren't really necessary sorry my son is literally Going crazy right now there anyone who thinks they deserve a golden B never ever heard of reacting like that [Applause] okay got to be one more one more one more one more one more time I'll make it better can't believe that what amazing moment that was my son Amanda's daughter egged on by the Audience we are going to see you in the finals congratulations brilliant oh my God they pressed it for the audience that was Sensational un [Music] unbelievable oh yes that
is crazy I'm going to give this one to all of [Music] you thank You that's never happened before congratulations you came to bgt and got a golden buzzer hi hello do you want to tell us who you are please Mandy mudin and where you from London all right Mandy how old are you let's just say I've seen a few Summers and leave it there son that's a good answer we've all seen a few Summers Mandy is this what you do full time yeah I'm a bit of a performer have you nearly had that opportunity where
you had that Break to be quite honest not really cuz my family don't even really know who I am so no no they don't know who you are no they they're always confused when I come home but you know I can't try you never know all right well look good luck thank you very much just light up my street it's fun okay now I'm going to show you something um that is a little bit um extraordinary okay whatever I write or Draw on this Pad becomes a [Music] reality [Music] what I was hoping I'd be
a bit older when the melons dropped now I'm completely uh psychiatric psychotic and some people do actually call me a witch and David I'm being very drawn to you you can you feel me stroking your aura you will in a minute now David um I'm going to try and read your mind I want you to think of somebody David that you're very very attracted to who is it David that you're very very attracted to Simon [Applause] that's interesting now Alicia I'm being drawn to you and I want you to think of something you like to
do most days all right here we go all right what what are you thinking of Food she is garage she's brilliant this girl I love her right Simon because it's you dear I want you to think of a number between 1 and 5,000 make it really hard for me all right here we go Simon are you thinking okay this will be it what number were you thinking of 777 that is uncanny Amanda yeah would you be so kind as to join me on stage Amanda don't you look Gorgeous you to sit on that stool now
Amanda just touch any card do you like yes touch any card take it out look at it okay I'm going to make a prediction of what it is show everybody and remember it okay just to say David you're very attracted to Simon and I don't blame you with that lovely Jewel line Alicia you like food what and your number was 777 was that Right Simon yes that says 77 Zer oh maybe I got that one wrong but let's move on okay sometimes witches can't be perfect now Amanda what was the card it was the four
of Spades the four of was it yes not the three no it was a fool so we're a spade missing then everybody okay well look here it is I think she was really good well Mandy uh Alicia what did you Think I think you are genius that was intelligent it's so great see a female comic up there doing a thing you rocked it oh thank you thank you Ela good David I just don't get why you're not already a comedy Superstar because that was hilarious from I mean for me this feels a complete fit with
Britain's Got Talent it's full of variety it's comedy it's sort of Tommy Cooper esque everybody loved him and I think everybody's going to love You it was amazing I agree I I mean I mean this as a compliment Mandy you are the best witch honestly we have ever had of Rich pal and I genuinely mean that yeah and the fact that you laid a melon and know you carried a water melon where else are you going to see that okay we're going to vote David I'm going to say yes Alicia I'm saying yes Mandy it's
a yes from Mandy you have Four yeses oh thank you so much thank you the way oh big deep breath we can do this hello hi there hello what's your name uh I'm Dev MC parley and I'm the head teacher of flake flea primary school and this is our choir hi hello so tell me a little bit about the choir and how long they've been singing together uh probably since September we're a real eclectic group we've got Rangers from 4 all the way through to 11 some are amazing singers some are just enthusiast I Astic
I'm not being that's a nice way of putting it no do you know what it was I'm going to use that in future that is funny you were enthusiastic so what's the big dream for this qu Reading Writing is important at Skool but the kids had a dream this one in assembly said she wanted to go on Britain's Got Talent and here we are Amazing what's your name Megan Megan how old are you Megan seven seven why did you want to come on Britain's Got Talent it cuz I love singing darling Oh well we're all
rooting for you good luck thank you very much we uh we good yeah I I'm just going when ready going to go and conduct really proud of you whatever you've done right you're amazing kids let's go for it Yeah [Laughter] smile ton going to a real good time I feel alive and the world I'll turn it [Applause] [Music] inside FL it around in easy don't stop me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] call stop now if you to have a good time give me [Applause] a St I Don't rock [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
[Music] [Applause] that me [Applause] the just give me a Don't Stop Me I'm having a good time Don't Stop Me I'm Having a good time don't to stop [Applause] suppos to be happy D's crying tear tears and and tears press the goal David press the goal so moving I don't know so shook me that was absolute chaos and absolute Joy Bo thank you so much Simon what did you think I think you are so important to kids this age to remind them you know to have fun your joy that You radiated is infectious and uh
this to me is what Brit's Got Talent it's all about D it's just one of the most joyous things I've ever seen and I think you've just made all our heart sword today and it's what you want your childhood to have been like and what you want your children's childhood to be like which is just full of unbal joy so this is what I think [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] love done well done well done amazing amazing enjoy your moment you're a great teacher you're a great teacher you're a great great teacher
well done everybody Here they are ladies and gentlemen well done well done in there come on come on here he is he was stuck in the bin he was stuck in the bin he was stuck in there well done guys all right what's your name darling my name is Susan Bo okay uh Susan and where you from I am from Blackburn near Bathgate West Lan it's a big town it's a sort of collection of it's a collection of Uh villages I to think there and how old are you Susan I am 47 and that's just
one side of me okay what's the dream I I'm trying to be a professional singer and why hasn't it worked out so far Susan not been given the chance before but he's hoping it will change okay and who would you like to be as successful as a lane paage Alan paage what are you going to sing tonight I'm going to sing I Dream the Dream from the MS okay B up yeah yes I dream dream and time gone [Applause] by you didn't expect that did you did you no [Applause] dream be for I was young
and una afraid [Music] when dreams are made and use and [Music] [Applause] wasted to no song no wine untasted but the Tigers comeing The Voice a s [Music] just as it your high as eternal [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] And we live a together but canot and there cannot we I [Music] Dre so different from the so different from what it [Applause] seems no life has killed the dream I dream [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello hey come back here all right uh thank you very much uh Susan Pier without a doubt that was the biggest surprise
I have had in three years on this show when you stood there with that cheeky grin and said I I want to be like a lame page everyone was laughing at you No one is laughing now that was stunning an incredible [Applause] performance amazing I'm reeling from shock about you too but I am so thrilled because I know that everybody was against you I honestly think that we were all being very cynical and I think that's the biggest wakeup call ever and I just want to say that it was a complete privilege listening to that
it was inspired brilliant J I knew the minute you walked out oh Simon on that stage that we were going to hear something extraordinary and I was right not a lot of touch Susan you are a little tiger aren't you no I don't know about that you are don't know about that okay Moment of Truth appears yes or no the biggest yes I have ever given anybody Amanda yes definitely brilliant Amanda you too Susan Bo you Can go back to the village with your head held high it's three S's [Music] [Applause] hi Simon how are
you doing we are good we are so excited yes so tell everybody where you're from and what brings you to Britain's Got Talent today okay um we are from Uganda kalala Africa so we are going to dance for you guys and for you judges yes oh thank You and have you brought anyone with you m is he there yes can he say hi can we say hi yeah go on please do hi oh welcome to the show thank you so much tell us a little bit about this group I have 30 kids that I'm taking
care of summer ofans we are using music dance and drama to make lives better oh my God it's amazing bless you darling happy well we're all rooting for you and the stage is yours thank you thank you so Much oh look look oh [Music] [Applause] we are the Ghetto Kids from the P of Africa Uganda yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] la la la la la [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I have to do it now [Applause] the [Applause] middle my head my head this is Africa I love [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's time [Music] [Applause]
for there are Wonders that are waiting underneath the midnight sky we got the Stars Illuminating it's a place for you and I a Of there you find and something someone left behind at the top of the world we've never had that before look at that oh oh yeah come on yeah show it to me yeah oh oh yeah amazing 100% deserved that's never actually happened normally the golden buzzer is pressed afterwards oh I got it wrong yeah someone didn't explain the Rules of Britain's Got Talent to him he gave you the golden buzz and you
performed with the confetti it was magical and by the way who's this little one my name is Josephine hello Josephine how old are you Josephine five years I just want to say you're absolute Superstars every single one of you what you're doing is absolutely incredible and we are honored that you have come to Britain's Got Talent you've lit up the stage and the energy in the room and joy is incredible thank you thank you so much your talent is unbelievable and it felt to me like you really raised the bar on Britain's Got Talent so
well done I wasn't literally exploding I'm telling you you should be proud of yourself I can't wait to see you back that's all I can say I think it's incredible that you're so young you've flown all the way and no Fear this is an audition we're going to remember and it was brilliant that's what the show is all about and that's what the golden buzzle is [Applause] for hello hello Hello darling hello everyone my name is Sydney Christmas is it syney that's an unbelievable name I love that it's terrible isn't it it's not my middle
name's worse what is it it is it Mary no Christas Sydney Merry Christmas did your mom seriously name you that no I'm joking I really oh okay okay oh my gosh that is genius Sydney where are you from raised in Kent just moved to London are you a student do you work what do you do I'm currently work in front of house at gym oh brilliant yes fantastic but that's not what you want to do no absolutely not what do No what do you want to do Sydney I'm trying to be in the West End
I just want to sing oh bless her what are you going to sing for us today uh the first song that I ever sung actually I haven't sung it in 24 years how old are you you look 24 28 great there you go so what song did you sing at 4 um Tomorrow from Annie from Annie yeah Simon that is Simon's worst song hopefully I sing it better than When I was four as well so do we I can't wait thank you come on Sydney come on Sydney yes have [Laughter] [Applause] it The Sun Will
Come Out [Music] Tomorrow B [Music] tomorrow there'll be Sun just thinking about tomorrow clears away the C the sorrow so there's none I'm stuck with a day great and lonely I just stick out my chin and gra and say The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow so you got to hang on till [Music] Tomorrow come on me [Music] tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow you're [Applause] [Music] always The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that you tomorrow there'll be [Music] sun just thinking About tomorrow clears away the C and the sorrow till there
when I'm stuck with a day that's great and Lely I just stick out my chin and [Music] grin The sun will come on tomorrow you tomorrow you're always [Music] Tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow you're always a [Music] day away [Music] [Applause] so over the rain [Music] Way syy look at that look at that I in a love [Applause] [Music] [Applause] by Brun what did you think how to make an audience want more he's them bring them in make them believe hit them with this huge notes it's just art is an art art you are
full of character Personality you've got it all going on say no more girl smashed it let's have it come on syney oh my y Sydney I think for me what what struck me so much about you is just like how naturally funny how warm how brilliant your presence was the minute you walked on the stage but how you were like entertaining everyone but then you brought us the most heartfelt beautiful version of that song and that was the best version I have ever heard in my Life so I'm going to do this [Music] [Applause] the
rain skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to do [Music] [Applause] [Music] Thank you so much thank you so good God so beautiful you so much for that opportunity [Applause] beautiful Sydney Sydney I want to say something that reaction we we just heard in the room it it was you know it's rare thank you so much thanks for screaming for me everyone's aware you know it's tough to get that break you know for something which you really Love you so deserve what you just got oh my God oh my God your control was
amazing and I used to hate that song and now I absolutely love it good for you that was brilliant absolutely brilliant see you in the live [Applause] show what just happened there she really deserved that though so good yeah she'd propably give me chills all over my body I was like oh my God everybody was just in the palm of your hand I have never Experienced anything food really ever I really felt hurt that was something good I'll would ever forget that I look at her and I go my daughter's going to love her my
Nan's going to love her and my mom's going to love her that's how I always judge it like the three different Generations hey what's your name sir uh my name is Julian Smith and you've come to do what I've come to play um soprano saxophone okay and what's your dream Julian my dream would be to play to Audiences like this on a regular basis this is the biggest stage you've ever had though it certainly is I'm bit no all right well now's your [Applause] chance this must be really nerve-wracking having to say B do all
the setup as well julan [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] You like them [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] w [Applause] oh the pressure on the feet that's an B [Music] [Applause] finish yeah and is at night bar to sorry that's a bit on you sorry about [Music] last M he was stunning absolutely stunning and to cry at a saxophone is something I was not expecting it was wonderful just very cool all of it the look the way you played the soul the emotion all of it I think we've all been completely blown away by you [Applause] Look
Julian the whole idea about doing this show is to find someone probably someone who actually needs a break but who's got a huge talent and I believe that we found that with [Applause] you certain people Julian you know they just got it and you know that was an beautiful choice of music you played it brilliantly and I think that there could be something special about you Julian I'm telling in thank You but we have to now vote it's a yes commanda yes for me three S's [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello hello how are you you look
happy I am I'm I'm quite delighted hello and what's your name is my name is deliso deliso chaponda that's an amazing name That's a malawian name I'm malaan yes so I'm from Malawi but I live in Manchester why have you come on Britain's Got I've come to to make the people laugh I a comedian and comedy writer I would love the winner of Britain's gotot Talent this year to be a comedian oh no pressure no pressure who are you here with so I'm here just alone I I my brother no no he wanted to come
he's a doctor and he was like either I should save lives or come with you were Your parents disappointed that one of you was a comedian one of you was a doctor they were absolutely horrified because I was studying computer programming so I had a future and I just decided no let me be a clown so we shall see oh darling good luck okay [Applause] excellent well I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married and married people forget how horrible it is Being single they love to call me and complain about their
couply problems always get you so lucky being single I get home my wife just starts nagging nag nag nag I'm like like hey I have to nag myself I get home I'm like what time do I call this why don't I ever do the dishes sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself I haven't always been a comedian I did some weird jobs I used to clean Houses and I'll admit I was tempted to steal I didn't steal cuz the Bible says Thou shalt not steal but nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap I took
a stereo left a Walkman took a plasma screen left an eter sketch as I mentioned I am from Africa I moved here 10 years ago and immediately I moved here I heard a lot of British people talking about the financial crisis the recession I'm from Africa What are you Maniacs talking about you call that a crisis if that's a crisis where is UNICEF where is Bono I have not seen one save the UK concert you can tell me it's a financial crisis when they planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window it
will be a fin financial crisis when there ads on television saying this chav has to walk 5 miles a Day to get a bottle of wkd blue and 100% you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centers here can you imagine some poor guy in B calls his bank ends up talking to a brummy thank you so much [Applause] [Music] brother oh we like him a lot yeah it's great [Applause] [Music] I know deser me I'm [Applause] not go away funny I like it I'm so [Applause] happy thank you thank you I
just want to say I think you're bloody hilarious thank you self-deprecating funny relevant I mean laugh after laugh after laugh it just kept on coming and I really want you to Win the entire series thank you I think you could and I think you have a golden future I you so much I'm shocked and delighted so am I my face is hurting from laughing I'm so pleased that Amanda Presto Golden Buzzer for you you are brilliant and I cannot wait to hear more from you well done thank you very much thank you should be a
comedy Superstar all the jokes were really original and you are incredibly likable I Couldn't fault it well done thank you thank you very much well not only do I think you're an Undiscovered Little Star I could see you owning your own show what you did was so funny and naughty and unique this is why we make shows like this to find people like you thank you so much thank you thank you very much thank you thank you everybody thank you very much how about that that was awesome Just a bit he's so so funny we
were crying so the whole UNICEF thing over she CHS out the window well done fell thank you so much absolutely brilant see you live in the studio for the semi-finals [Music] my best friend good boy hi hello how are you I'm fine thank you good right introduce me please uh I'm Ashley and this is my dog pudsy pudsy pudsy yeah he's gorgeous how Old is he he's six okay so tell me about the two of you when did you first meet um my mom gave them to me for my 11th birthday okay and how old
are you I'm 16 okay so you're at school yeah okay so where do you see the two of yourself if you were to win this show in a few years time I'm looking for Oscars do you think your dog and you could win an Oscar yes oh he has picked up at that look yeah Oscar he's like yeah good best of Luck thank you putsy come here PS good boy ready he a cute little thing is right I want him [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and [Music] Family there P right out of History we
the family down the [Music] [Applause] walking like a human win [Applause] fight time time [Applause] [Music] yeah good boy [Applause] [Music] a doggy Star is [Applause] Born Brant brilliant Alicia you and pudsy are adorable I've been dying to see a dancing dog that was fantastic thank you well done good boy everything about that was brilliant chemistry between the two of you I was completely blown away thank You uh you know me I love a dancing dog I do and puds is one of the best dancing dogs I've ever seen we've got this great connection between
the two of you my only criticism would have been I would have put pudsy in a prehistoric outfit as well do you think pudsy would change if if he won the show I think he could go bit Diva maybe a little bit he gets what he want okay well we're going to have to Vote now uh David yes or no a million per yes loved it Alicia it's a yes from me uh Ashley and more importantly pudsy you're through to the next round three s good that's amazing what about the jud's comments some great comments
I know oh it's when they stood up at the end I was just like oh God it was pretty that was Heaven for Me cuz I love The Flintstones I love dog hats heaven well done thank you done good boy welcome what's your name my name is Lauren and where are you from from Brooklyn New York is that right yes so why Britain's Got Talent most of my favorite singers are from the UK so I thought I'd come pay a visit to you guys okay so Lauren tell me a bit about you uh I think
some Of you guys have actually heard my voice but you don't know my face um I sang the song Never Enough on the greatest showman oh my God oh my God blew their minds oh my God so I was hired to do the reference vocals for the actresses so they could learn the songs and so they had me come in and sing Never Enough and it really was Rebecca Ferguson who plays Jenny Lind who said I think that Lauren should sing the song and I'll lip sing so you've sang one of The biggest songs of
all time you've now revealed it wasn't the actress who sang the song in the movie it was you singing that song so why didn't you get that big deal after the song I was more comfortable singing behind the scenes but I feel kind of like the song was meant for me and I'm I'm kind of ready to put a face to the song so I'm here to do that are you going to sing that tonight yes such a great thing to Watch Good Luck here we go bre go [Music] I'm trying to hold my breath
let it stay this way can't let this moment end set off a dream in me getting l and now can you hear it [Music] echoing take my hand will you share this With me darling without [Music] you all the shine of a thousand spotlights all the stars we steal from the night sky will never be enough never be enough of gold [Music] [Applause] [Music] Still enough got to start anation already never never never never for me for me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] never for me for me for me spotlight Stars you steal from the night
sky will never be enough never [Music] be hands could hold the world never be enough never be [Music] [Applause] enough me never never Never never for me for me never never never never never me for me for me by [Applause] [Music] colors F my Million Dreams are keeping me the one the world could be know the one I see a Million Dreams Is all it's going to take Million Dreams for the world [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] going for the world we going to make thank you so much oh my god oh thank you congratulations that
was just unbelievable you're so emotional at the beginning as well [Music] [Applause] brilliant I am absolutely shaking I can't believe I've had this incredible opportunity to give you your moment to shine cuz this is it we were just in palm of your hand from like the first note I can't think there's been many experiences on this show where we've ever had that feeling it feels like a superstar has arrived like it was it transcended it was [Applause] otherworldly this is so welld deserved because seeing somebody else sing that song in that movie and not have
the recognition of doing one of the most incredible vocals ever and now for you to kind of reveal yourself to the world it was actually one of the most incredible audition moments I've ever experienced I'm speechless thank you I'm so happy timing life is everything and Maybe this is your moment now congratulations thank you so much thank you thank you every the bright colors F head Million Dreams are keeping [Applause] [Music] meady how do you think you got it today hello hello hi what's your name my my name is Kaki where are you from I'm
from Japan oh I love Japan a thank you so Much oh yes exactly this that's all I know how old are you I'm 49 years old and what you're doing for us today is that your day job no it's my bicycle and uh no no no sorry sorry pardon pardon I'm a little bit nervous so excuse me no worries my darling so why Britain's Got Talent it's because a big state the biggest state in the world then need like one my dream to come here oh fantastic yes it's Amazing wow it's a pleasure to have
you and what would you do with the money if you were to win I want to Across the H Atlantic Ocean by L A Boat so then I want to buy the boat oh happiness you didn't expect that answer did you no one's ever said that I love that yeah okay well whenever you're ready yes go for it okay now I start oh my God I love him I'm laughing already s hello how are you because 100 times I saw you in YouTube s do you know This one chopstick yes Chopstick one two three one
more time just this what did he just do it's not magic I'm joking I let start magic it's good it's funny then maybe ask [Laughter] the that's got ring to it it's it's de under de yeah that's right please check this card is normal normal normal and please Shuffle it of course yes very deck shuffle deck de shuffle yes take one as you like me yeah No no okay please show everybody I I don't see it I don't want to see it okay please show the no I'm doing this okay may I put the and
I just SC now I show the Japanese way to shing okay water water your is water there uh between this or this no this one no no no what just here okay yes wow how we put the C In I just move just move who [Applause] so good stop stop that's the let hop hop one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 amazing didn't know Japan was creating Wizards what's going on over here 20 and do you want it no I put you here 20 [Applause] [Music] this now excuse me en finish that's no
problem my last trick is for ladies for ladies yes Alicia do you come over here I come over here well you didn't do an awful lot there didn't you he didn't ask do didn't he [Music] Al okay please check this is what what is this it's a ring it's a ring yes give Me a finger like this I put the ring here okay just hold on don't move because it's a very difficult magic this thing your finger hat one 2 3 [Applause] [Music] no oh St passing W I said wait wait hold H what [Music]
I'm not giving up I'm not giving up giving up no don't I'm not up I'm not up [Applause] up he is brilliant I love [Applause] him I loved it you you are funny you are quirky you are very very charming and your magic was absolutely excellent I mean faultless so much it's too much you're the funniest person we've seen and the most magical person we've seen all combined in one and I love you yes thank you so much you are a absolute Natural people are going to like you so much my son is going to
love you I mean love you you are one of the best we've seen so [Applause] far isn't that lovely yes thank you so much audience love you I love you too you're a superstar so I'm going to kick this off with a yes yes thank you so much it's a yes from me yes for [Applause] me you my friends get a golden B [Applause] good [Applause] good okay I me like a dream thank you so much I I can't explain my emotion I never expected gold too much thank you so [Applause] much hello who are
you my love uh I'm griffi wi Roberts I'm well [Applause] yeah I'm 22 and I live in a small island called angle SE in North Wales with with with Manan oh fantastic what's your Grand's name manan's called alwena that's a great name alwena and why don't you live with your mom and dad um well I don't uh I I um sorry um I live with my nan because um uh I haven't known my father till I was 16 um and uh yeah this is quite hard sorry um yeah g Griff [Applause] Griff are you going
to sing yeah I'm going to sing for you today yeah and what's the dream just selling out theaters like this hopefully all right well good luck thank you very much [Applause] [Music] foreign fore [Music] [Music] stop it stop [Music] it okay Griffin I want to say something to you okay cuz you're very nervous yeah this was very cold and mechanical for me I sense there's more in there I want to hear that warmth that richness I want you to just let go for a second okay what else you got um I've got Ness and dma
let's do that okay have a glass of Water yeah yeah real up thank you all right good L all right take a big breath all right good l g how good you think you are out of 10 out of 10 I'd say I'm about a six at the moment that's what we just got I want an eight and above [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] your [Music] [Music] me [Music] no Splender [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ch [Music] V [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] can you hold me in your arms to [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I know Comes
I know all com alive oh oh oh stay close to me hold on stay close to me watch the my stay close to me oh thank you very much stay close to me oh a oh I'm so pleased I didn't know I was going to do [Applause] [Music] That now tell me what's about to happen I'll go under water the lid will be closed and padlock shut a chain will be wrapped around my neck my hands will be handcuffed on the outside of the box the lock around my neck and the handcuffs I'll be attempting
to pick using a lock pick but the last lock the one that keeps the lid closed and that one's a little different so I'm going to invite Anton deck on stage if you would please can we have a round of applause here on The table I have a glass it contains 20 Keys none of these Keys we'll open that lot now we don't have time to go through all 20 so take three or four at random try them in the lock when you've tried them drop them in the glass please I have one more key
this is the one that opens the lock would you try that in the lock now please as he's doing that would you put and P the keys in the glass yes would you take the key out and put it in the glass with the 20 That don't like that yes now put your hand on top and shake up the keys oh he's nuts oh my God the last lock is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack thank you so much ladies and gentlemen judges happened there now tell me what should we be
looking out for is this a period of time or what I'm going to try and do it in a minute and a half but if we start getting up around a minute 40 minute 50 underwat holding my breath then then We're start and have problems if I start floating and I pass out then you get me out okay got it good luck thank [Applause] you oh my God I mean this is crazy actually feel sick already yeah these the AXS that actually can go wrong [Music] [Music] [Music] w [Applause] I feel really anxious 45 he's
got his hand [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] we're getting close my God it's like look at the time 130 [Music] 13 [Music] 140 my God is out of time how many minutes did he say oh my [Music] God that's 2 minutes now 2 minutes that's too [Music] long okay [Music] [Applause] wow wow Impossible impossible [Applause] impossible my knees has gone really whoopy [Music] that's my wa oh and the heart goes back in wow wow wow wow I got titty that was unbelievable respect Matt Alicia Matt it's such an interesting act because you look around The room
and everyone is just feeling so anxious and sick and nervous and you're sitting here thinking this is supposed to be fun but obviously we're so happy that it worked it was thrilling well done huge respect to you for basically risking your life for our entertainment it was horrific to have to go through it with you but so exciting and I applaud you for your bravery cuz it was incredible you know we've seen some Dangerous stuff on this show before but that one I I mean for a moment I actually did think going to go really
badly right let's go down the line David yes or no you're a very naughty boy you must never do it again but I'm saying yes Alicia I'm saying yes it's a yes from me Matt Johnson you got four yeses congratulations you so me and my fiance have been together for years years years years and my Friends ask me how do you do it how you together for so long through the pandemic baby and I just say find your woman that you know loves you understand your flaws and find your a woman that has a good
sense of humor just make sure those three women don't find out about yourself that's a TR yeah but we don't really have issues in fact I'm like the biggest issue we have is I hate when she would imitate my voice in argument and it sounds nothing Like my voice I can't stand it you come up to me I asked you what time you're coming home and you said to me I the know come home I don't sound like that yes you do what I do now I've got a way to get her back I imitate
her voice back and guess what she don't like it I did tell you what time I was coming home and you said we make sure you come back out I don't sound like that yes you Do she gets angry get my face get on my face I said all right I get on your face but how do I do it in style what is the one thing about assignment that you don't know that you would like to know oh good question you know everything David good question so go there I like I like your baby
you've got a contract for next year um you can have a twoyear extension I would like I mean we are after the water shed are we yes No we're not no we're not no we're not we're not after the Watershed I would like to see David inside his house a he's never invited these two girls have been to his house right and I haven't why has David never been to your house he scared I don't really like him that much and while I'm at his house I'd like to see his [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's
playing the piano it's playing jazz [Applause] [Music] he's playing the piano thank thank you thank you so much actually the ladies are attracted to What's inside of a man uh back me up ladies if you agree say [Music] yeah rapidly moving mov on uh public toilet can't live without them can't live in them either uh because there is no fridge and microwave there often when I use the male toilet some guys that fart very loud and I don't like that so when possible I sneak Into the ladies toilets instead uh because they're much more discreet
about it well at least when they know that I am dead hit [Applause] it he just lose the whe well one of theate it tonight we need to recreate it save it for the final no no no hello it's me again oh excited the Apollo do something Different tonight No Sa me [Applause] no all right it's unbeliev how you feeling s not good what is your problem you know what I feel bad for you guys who actually had to film that at the front the game I was on a show called America's Got Talent that's
why I know you sign yeah I America's Got Talent and uh who seen that who seen America's Got who seen me on America you seen me I'm you see me okay who voted for me though who vot of course you didn't London I lost to a 12-year-old vent Quist she didn't open her mouth the whole time you never know what it feels like losing a million dollars to somebody that still has chores you'll never know people ask me all the time they're like you still talk to Darcy I'm like She's 14 bro no I'm a
grown man what am I going to do hey Darcy how was school like no man plus she beat me so I hate her why would I talk to someone I hate don't hate Dar she's an angel so is the devil okay now what are the three things that you love about yourself um humility uh yes uh charm good looks humility generous uh I like people I wear great clothes I'm Funny um I'm great fun to have dinner with and breakfast and lunch great to go on holiday with um I like guys I like girls I
like animal I know you do I know you do let's stra let's Replay that clip again we have evidence ladies and gentlemen I like girls I like guys can you you finally said it and you like animals as well we're not going there David have you ever been to a bank right cuz I'm not really happy with the customer services that we get at Banks Nowadays right have you ever gone into a bank you've seen four available Windows four but there's only one person working then you get the woman that works there who walks past
the queue and says don't worry she won't be long go and help her why are you out here you get to the cashier because it's your turn right they've now given the cashiers microphones yeah so everybody can hear your financial Situation I'm right here I can hear you you right and I'm already embarrassed about the amount that I need so I was discreet right I was like can I get 150 please that wasn't enough for her she had to talk into the mic and get into my business sorry sir you need a pound to keep
the account open I'm like why are you shouting but I told you I needed the rest of what was in my account so I said To her please can I get that 50 she said to me how' you want that I was like in silence you know what you know what he is and it's it's interesting and it is often people who are really really really famous he is incredibly generous with his time with people more than any other star I've ever seen have an for that come on what a lovely way to finish our
nice Jud but for some reason and that's nice Of you D but I feel uncomfortable now you know because you're not used to me paying you a compliment no I know it just doesn't sit right just take it for what I can't I just doesn't feel comfortable what would you feel more comfortable if you gave you a hug yeah give a hug give him a hug give him a hug come on hug it out come give me a hug hug it out that's it come give me a hug come no I didn't say no no
I didn't say sit down give him hug I didn't say sit Down give him a lovely hug a that nice is that nice look at that okay that's what a beautiful picture what a beautiful picture when I realized I'd never be able to talk again was speechless I have lived in Newcastle all my life yes but for some reason I still haven't picked up the accent I can see that some of you are trying to figure out where you know me from maybe it would help if I started saying phrases such as the next train
to Arrive on platform 4 is the 12 52 C Kings CR and from my time at the post office please go to cashier number eight hello I'm L cidy and today we're going to be Health working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats like the baby on Martin f is sofa isn't there right dog cotton would be proud wouldn't She oh it's so nice to be here on my we show and today's guest is absolutely fantastic you know what I'm going to meet her hello
oh thanks for the sh R oh I'm so nervous and then oh I was on going out the jungle recently oh my God I mean I saw of those ones and I like and then I saw even more ones I like w and then the charge made even on I like and I and I being sick everywhere hi Simon you are my family's Favorite judge believe it or not um but if you had to choose between your America's Got Talent judging panel or your Britain's Got Talent judging hello hello which one is your favorite and
why oh well to be fair they they are more intelligent in America in America in America yeah no they are I don't mean that disrespectfully they just don't mean that disrespectfully no they are more intelligent um what Heidi Clum she's sick as big [Applause] now now he can't be stck he'll just say anything he wants as I said he'll be out of control now take that to a side um look it's difficult I like them both uh I like these guys because they're sort of [Applause] stupid oh my God oh my God I'm like so
nervous and so excited it's like being on The X Factor All over again oh my God I just love being a celebrity when my agent said I was doing an ad for Iceland I rushed out to get a woolly hat a woolly coat and a passport hello hes 100% definitely you'll come to Salon in A6 I love A6 I work in A6 I live in A6 it's all about A6 and I can spell six I think oh sh up oh well there's only one Pricey I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married
and married people forget how horrible it is being single they love to call me and complain about their couply problems always get you so lucky being single I get home my wife just starts nagging nag nag nag I'm like hey I have to nag myself I get home I'm like what time do I call this why don't I ever do the dishes sometimes I think I don't Appreciate myself I haven't always been a comedian I did some weird jobs I used to clean houses and I'll admit I was tempted to steal I didn't steal cuz
the B says Thou shalt not steal but nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap hi there so my question is for David right so David we've seen a lot of good magic acts on the show so far but don't you agree with me that the real magic on the show has to be Simon that's question for you what's this lady um Karen Karen that's a great question well yeah I mean it's magical how a man of 85 still looks like that he's he's had some assistance of some kind isn't he my goodness um yeah
it is it is Magic he it is fun I actually the weird thing is although I know you pretty well I actually do get star struck every time I see you I go oh my God it's son a cow every time it's The weirdest thing that's weird do you get star strut with him no there you go I feel like we should get to know each other a bit closer please [Applause] [Laughter] welome my name is [Applause] vgo yeah you want to try to no my [Applause] Is name is Bruno my name is vgo You
Are Bruno the new guy God you thank you for reminding me why were people so excited about that talking dog on bri Britain's Got Talent Amanda hen's been on it for [Applause] years Savage it was really fun meeting Anon deck backstage but I'm never quite sure which On's supposed to be the funny ones oh he's killing us all of all A is For Alan car camp but concise B is for Brucey nice to see you to see you nice see us for Connelly when swept the big Yin D is David atenor spying on creatur King
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the country is on the hunt for the next prime minister out of all the all the judges who would make the best Prime minister and why who would make the best prime minister out of the three of them if it was a dictatorship Simon cal um I actually think I think I think Alicia would be a wonderful prime minister I think she would she's she I think she's the natur no offense to your man but she's the naturally the nicest person on the panel I think she is there's nothing you've got a you've got an
edge how do you feel about that Al because because I say the CU I say Bad things cuz you said the f word at 8:00 on ITV moving on to I'm too naughty to be prime minister ladies and gentlemen it's time to face the mute The Impressions actually doing the uh the xfactor guide all we have to do is right at the very end roar like a lion Simon car thank you and Sh here we can witness a whole plethora of strange and fascinating creatures That's ni yes the obligatory wild pack of street dancers and
the balding middle-aged car Enthusiast look at the body on this I love the sexy curves the Exquisite Contours but most importantly the two big airbags CU people tell me I don't look like a Nabil ABD Rashid apparently I look more like a Tyrone or a Maron or maybe even a baba Tund you knowbody ever I turned up to a Show recently they would have let me in I turned up to the group excuse me you can't be here this green room is for a I'm like no it's Abdul Rashid yes that's what I said Abdul
Shish I don't mean to offend you but has anyone ever told you that your name sounds a [Music] [Laughter] bit Muslim I said yes that's because I am a Muslim he said okay well at least tell me what the name means I said name the ABD Rashid basically means now my phone calls are monitored [Laughter] now I do hope you enjoy this next tune thank you very much thank [Applause] you now this is um ah sorry I just bring the guitar to keep her in shape you see I don't know if you've seen one of
These before this is an old Welsh instrument it's got a Welsh name that's right it's called a bug and I am going to play a tune for you ladies this is not an original tune this is a cover he's good isn't he we like Noel and some of you may recognize it here we go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] It's a famous film from the '70s it's the elephant man I'll start with a joke seems like a good idea um kids are the biggest source of joy you will ever have trouble is they do tend to ruin
every other source of joy you ever had I hear other parents say stuff like I'd take a bullet for my child you know would you I'd take a bullet for my child put it in a gun and shoot Her my daughter's now 18 I can't believe it so one of those teenagers wears tons of makeup you know she makes rup Paul look like a trucker the whole pandemic was kicking off and I did what many people did here which was to spend the next two years fairly drunk I need a drink oh it's only half
five better wait till 6:00 all right qu to 6 I'm opening the drink 6:00 woof all right new plan one more at 6:30 another one at 7:00 and then I will get up and Make my daughter some breakfast that's nasty quidditch accident do you know what I can't stand sorry sorry let me emphasize do you know what I can't stand but look on the bright side I've never had to queue at Disneyland now just I'm just going to throw a disclaimer out there if I do get too energetic please stop me I want to keep
my benefits otherwise otherwise how would I Hate the jacuzzi I'm joking I'm joking it's a pool we're coming up to my wedding anniversary as have a big cheer for my longsuffering wife however before that I had been married three previous times and I have seven ex- [Applause] [Music] fiances it's nice that all my Ex-Wives and ex- fiances have made the effort to Buy tickets yes Simon you're TI and I'm a terrible person it's just words with all things if you explain it the right way you can get away with it if I if I told
you I'd recently given a large cash donation to a charity that gives financial aid to young moms you think that was good yes yeah but if I said I'd been to a lap dancing club I haven't even got any hobbies the nearest I've got to a hobby Is this I quite like highlighter pens h [Music]
