[instrumental music] Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
Does it get better than this? Question, you're not dating anybody, are you? Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said, co-dependent or self-destructive. .
. - Do you want a date, Saturday? - Yes, please.
Okay. He is cute, he's funny,- - He's a "he"? - Well, yeah.
Oh, God. I just. .
. I thought. .
. . .
you're not, so. Good, Shelly. Okay.
I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay. Bye-bye.
(Chandler) It's hard to enjoy cup of ramen noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Um. . .
. . yeah.
Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know I thought maybe. . Possibly you might be.
- You did? - Yeah, but then. But then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts so then I figured maybe not.
Huh, did uh. . .
any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? - I did. - Yeah, I think so, yeah.
- Not me. - No, no, me neither. Although, uh, you know, back in college, Susan Salidor did.
You're kidding. - Did you tell her I was. .
. - No. Well, it's just 'cause uh.
. . I kinda wanted to go out with her too So I told her, actually you were seeing Bernie Spellman who also liked her, so.
. Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
I don't know. 'cause you're smart, you're funny-- Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him?
Yeah! Right! What is it?
[laughing] Okay, I-I don't know. You-you just. .
. you have a quality. - Yes, right.
- Exactly. Yeah, a quality. Oh, oh, a quality, good.
Because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
