People Who Were Allegedly Killed by the Illuminati

is awesome [Music] Illuminati thanks to the alleged storytelling abilities of Dan Brown I mean whatever you think of Dan Brown he doesn't have alleged storytelling abilities he has storytelling abilities isn't he like one of the best selling authors ever he wrote that uh D viny codec uh codex D viny code D Vincy code [Music] and that other one digital Fortress which was quite bad I enjoyed the deiny code like it was good it's a fun book Dan Brown could tell a good story if you don't let me suck your I'm going to kill myself take

your pants off right now he not only provided the world with the medoc B Angels and Demons but also the resulted terrible movie thanks to this almost everybody has some idea what the Illuminati is that the Illuminati exists or existed in some form or another over the years seems to be Beyond debate however whether or not they are actually a top secret organization that controls the world as portrayed in fiction is another matter entirely okay I mean yeah I think the Illuminati by the way Dave wrote this I'm just reading it uh I think the

Illuminati is definitely a thing I don't think it's like some secret cabal that runs the world and meets up in Davos and all that that people go on about I I I just don't think there's people that competent as an adult I'm always genuinely surprised by how incompetent people are like you know cuz people are not orders of magnitude smarter than me and if they are they're not politicians and so it's like really you guys are running the world and you're maybe only like a bit smarter than me like and even if you're a lot

smarter than me it's not like we're operating on different planes it's like it it's quite concerning to be honest because like I would not do a good job I don't know it's guy it's just like everyone's incompetent how do this whole world work a quick look very will find you groups of people who firmly believe that the Illuminati are behind everything from choosing who is the next president to unleashing World altering pandemics upon the human race it's not it's not true it's [ __ ] it's conspiracy according to those same Reddit groups I mean look

it's a Reddit group it' be like according to the peer-review journal science it be like oh I could pay attention to this but it's a Reddit group the only thing worse is like a Facebook group filled with Karin I like Reddit I have a subreddit r/ Simon Whistler is that how you say subreddits it's reddit.com /r/ Simon Whistler it's a bit of a mouthful and it's as simple as you can make it why do you have to have that /r/ rdit why not just have reddit.com SL thing easy right according to these same Reddit groups

and unfortunately my brother oh no Dave we've all got one though we've all got one in our family who's like the the conspiracy one like 911 was an inside job it's like it wasn't it wasn't Christ the Illuminati is powerful enough to assassinate anybody body who comes close to interrupting their very important work if you look at this without using any intelligence at all it sort of makes sense Dave Throwing Shade on his own brother there I mean an organization with that much Global influence would certainly employ an elite hit squad and it's not like

governments don't occasionally a particularly Troublesome citizens assassinated for the good of the leaders yeah I mean everyone you get to a certain size in like business or fame or whatever and it's yeah of course you have a hit squad to take out your enemies like I'm not even that famous and I already have a hit squad for taking out all my enemies kill him I swear it yes Russia we're looking at you allegedly so how deep does this go how many people have been disappeared over the years purely because they displeased the Illuminati well let's

find out people on these Reddit forums are going to be like Simon's pandering to the imati he doesn't want takeen out he's saying like he's he's running uh what's it called not running defense he's running interference for the Illuminati because he doesn't want to get killed maybe he is Illuminati maybe I am don't agree with the Enemy the following presented in no particular order is a list of people who have been allegedly assassinated by the Illuminati if John F Kennedy is not on here I'm going to be sad cuz it's like you got to you've

got to work JFK assassination into every conspiracy theory or also this first entry Princess Diana August the 31st 1997 is one of those days that if you're old enough you will remember with some degree of clarity being only 9 years old at the time how old was I seven oh I was 10 years old at the time Dave and I almost the same age I didn't I I didn't know that but I feel like I did I I just I kind of assume that everyone I interact with is my age Liam's my community manager and

I was just like this little whole time even though I know he's a student I'm just like yeah Liam he's in his 30s that he's I know he's like well over 10 years younger than me and I'm like oh yeah other people exist to are younger cuz you know you just get in your own little world being only 9 years old at the time and having no idea who Princess Diana was I nevertheless remember watching all the Channel's News Bulletin that announced her death and then sitting through an hourlong lecture for my dad about who

she was and why it was sad I can my parents would never do this my dad would just be like yeah she's like royal family or something and I'll be like okay that's it I don't even really remember this how dare you while the official report claimed that she had been killed in a car crash while she attempted to escape from Paparazzi and her son Prince Harry has used this an as an excuse for some pretty despicable Behavior over the years many people believe that the whole thing was a cover up wait Harry's just being

like Harry dresses as an ny my mom died in a car accident it's like all right Harry chill like I don't know I also lost a parent when I was really young and uh I I don't dress up as a Nazi let's let's not I I I don't use that as as an excuse for anything oh oh I don't want to tell this story because it's too cringe I'll tell it [ __ ] it yeah so I was at school and I must have been like 14 or whatever maybe I was like maybe I was

a bit younger no I was younger cuz we were in the corn Wallace building uh so I must have been like 12 and oh this story is so cringe it's cringe on me but I was 12 it I'm cutting myself some slack and I I liked climbing things and so we had these like lamp posts and I climb up this lamp post and uh I don't know it just something we did and then you shake it back and forth and the lamp post moves and a teacher comes by and he's like Whistler get down from

there and I'm like oh busted and so I I slide down this giant Street Lamp and the teacher says to me like what would your mother say and I just replied she wouldn't say anything because she's dead and she was God and then the teacher was just like you could see his face just shift and as he because I I guess this was a known thing because it was quite recently before and he saw his face shift and I felt so bad God why am I telling this story I was 12 I was 12 and

I wasn't dressing up as a Nazi what what Princess Diana allegedly did to upset the founders of the New World Order remains unclear but there are those out there who believe that they are responsible for her death one article I found online suggests that she was assassinated due to her work with the AIDS Foundation you see according to the writer of that article HIV and AIDS have been deliberately spread by the Illuminati in order to eradicate the gays I feel like saying the gays is like somehow you've taken two words which are not offensive and

you've made it super offensive just by taking two really simple words and stringing them together the gays it also sounds like something like my grandparents would say you know along with something like vaguely racist you know it's good like that that you know they're all dead now it's like Society progresses by people dying oh God I'm not really one to give much Creed why are we talking about death so much today Jesus Christ like my family's deaths why I'm not really one to give much Credence to any online conspiracy theories but if I had to

pick one involving Diana I find it much more likely that her death had something to do with the queen and Prince Phillip rather than the Illuminati to be clear I don't actually believe this I just think that it's more likely in the same way that it's more likely you'll be hit by lightning three times than crushed by a falling piano then you are to win the lottery is that true struck by lightning three times then crushed by a falling piano President Kennedy yes it's the second one I knew it 112263 great book uh is it

112 I think I think the book has two names and I discovered this 112263 is the name of the book in America and everywhere else is called Dallas 63 which is uh it's this Stephen King book about this guy who goes back in time to prevent the assassination of Kennedy it's a banger of a book one of my favorite books 112263 is not just an example of how Americans write the date incorrectly it also happens to be the date on which President Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald according to the official reports Oswald shot

Kennedy from the third floor of the Texas Book Depository as Simon will be aware having covered the story extensively on many channels yeah I mean it doesn't TI me like Rome like Jesus Christ if I make a video another video about Rome it's like just take myself up back Rome Rome I've even started I've got up on my whiteboard of Channel ideas it's such a good name for a channel it's called Rome the Eternal Empire and it's just like cuz I know it be popular I know I can make it work but it's been up

there for like a year because I'm like I can't do it it's too boring I can't do it if I cover like quintius Maximus seus or whatever the another time I'm gonna it is certainly no less likely than some of the other ideas that have been pitched talking of less likely ideas how do the Illuminati fit into all of this well I'm glad you asked it appears that there are people out there who genuinely believe Kennedy had discovered the secret ooh what's the secret wait is it just the secret of the Illuminati he's the president

of course he knows if the Illumina na is real I feel like becoming president's got to be pretty awesome right you got to be elected and you're like cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so uh CIA NSA FBI when do I get the briefing and they be like sorry Mr President The Briefing you know the one where you tell me about aliens the one where you tell me about JFK the one where you tell me about all the secrets and the Illuminati and the secret Global World Order I mean I'm president now tell

it to me unleash it and they'll be like what the fu are you talking about oh I'm sorry sir none of that it's it's not real there are no aliens JFK was shot by Le Leah Harvey odal there's no secrets that's the only reason I became president you [ __ ] nothing really [ __ ] thank you so much for wasting my mothering time taking time away from his many acts of infidelity the president of the United States had discovered that it was not he who was running the country and was about to blow the

whistle obviously he had to go now although these people believe that Kennedy was definitely assassinated by the Illuminati opinions VAR as to exactly how this was achieved perhaps the least convoluted idea suggests that Lee Harvey Oswald was either a low-ranking member of the Illuminati or simply employed by them to carry out the hit exactly what the Illuminati would want with a communist sympathizing failed Marine in the ranks is never really made clear presumably to avoid thinking too hard conspiracist seem to have simply latched on to every other pre-exist in conspiracy theory regarding the Kennedy assassination

alternative Shooters alien involvement because fing why not Soviet involvement suggesting that Kennedy was never actually assassinated but merely kidnapped bro there's literally video of his head exploding like [ __ ] and it was the 60s it's not there were loads of people watching his brains were all over the car this brutal and simply claims that each unlikely scenario was organiz by the Illuminati from what I remember Simon and I have the same opinion that there is probably information about the Kennedy assassination that we do not and will not know yeah I completely agree Kennedy assassination

[ __ ] sketchy there's definitely going on there that we don't know about do I think it was the Illuminati [ __ ] no aliens no Soviet involvement who the [ __ ] knows maybe it was the' 60s however if it ever actually transpires that he was killed by a top secret group of world leaders I'll print out a copy of the script fly to Prague go to Simon's office and eat said script live on the Chann wait what was that if it turns out it's a secret top secret group of world leaders yeah I'm

down I'm I'm down I'll give you budget for that Dave assuming of course that Simon is okay with this I am okay with this John lenon John Lennon's prick right allegedly like everything you read about John Lennon it's like everyone's like oh peace and love bro peace and love didn't he like hang on let me get uh let me get chat GPT to make sure that we're not going to get sued here one second a few moments later I've really got a way to figure out a way to Loop this in so I can just

talk to it and not have to hold the speaker up to the microphone here we go make it very impossible to touch the button I'm touching the button thank you for watching why would you write that why would you say that that's nothing what what what are you doing yo chat G PT did John Lennon like beat his wife and John Lennon the famous member of The Beatles did have a comp Lex and sometimes troubled personal life in his own words he mentioned in interviews that he wasn't always kind or gentle in his relationships especially

in his younger years he talked about being aggressive in his first marriage and and regretted his behavior it's important to understand people and their actions in the full context of their lives and times lennin later became an advocate for peace and love which showed a change in his views yeah yeah yeah like he changed his views and stuff because people were like in I to do that but just answer my question did he hit his wife yes John lennin admitted in interviews that he was physically violent in his relationships during his early thank you yes

so I think we could all agree that John Lennon's a bit of a douchebag let's ask chat gbt yeah like bearing all of that in mind would you agree with me that John Lennon is a bit of a douchebag it's understandable why someone might view John Lennon's early actions negatively people often have complex he's too polite but he thinks so yes he does fascinating tangent Simon let's carry on whether you love them or hate them everybody watching this video will have heard of The Beatles for the record I will tolerate The Beatles in small doses

and somewhat grudgingly admit that they changed the course of music for the better however I believe that there were many other artists at the time who could have done the same thing probably veterans it was the Beatles who just got a lucky break although this point of view is somewhat divisive one thing that most people seem to agree on is that John lenon was a total bellend yes you me and chadie PT if you don't believe me ask his son oh yeah yeah no I remember making a video about that his son is like not

a fan however just because somebody is a bellend it doesn't actually mean that they deserve to be murdered in Cold Blood which is what happened to John Lennon on the 8th of December 1980 his murderer Mark Javid Chapman claimed that he had been a longtime fan of the group before being before becoming in sensed with John Lennon's hedonistic lifestyle and claims that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus I mean Jesus is like Mega famous you're not they're not more famous than Jesus I don't have a problem with them saying that though I hope to

one day be more famous than Jesus an interesting fact although Chapman received a 20 years to life sentence and became eligible Parole in the year 2000 he's been denied that parole 12 times so is he still alive whoa so how the Illuminati allegedly involved well John lenon didn't just piss off the majority of people he met allegedly as outspokenness against Big Industry and those in power made him a person of distaste to many of the higher-ups it's been claimed that his outspokenness upset the Illuminati not wanting this famous musician to do anything that might disrupt

the path to a new world order they kidna Chapman used Advanced mind control techniques of him and set him on the path of assassination although it is true that the ins Immigration and Naturalization Service tried to deport him and the FBI had him under surveillance no evidence has yet emerged that his assassination was anything more than the misguided actions of a disgruntled fan one more interesting fact before we move on according to one of the police officers that helped Rush him to the hospital his last word was yes I'm genuinely surprised it wasn't me David

I say paig John lennin what a douche Abraham Lincoln it seems that should you be unlucky enough to become president of the United States you fall into one of two categories you are either accused of being a member of the Illuminati or place on their Hit List unfortunately for President Lincoln he was another example of the latter on April the 15th 1865 President Lincoln was assassinated by John wils Booth the official reason for his doing this is as follows soon after the end of the Civil War Lincoln gave a speech in which he argued that

black men should be given the right to vote outrageous kill him I swear it Booth was in the audience during the speech and being a massive racist and general [ __ ] he vowed that Lincoln would never make another speech [ __ ] he may have been but he still managed to do something that few politicians ever managed he made good on his promise just 3 Days Later Lincoln was dead so just exactly how did the actions of One Crazy racist become understood by some to be an Illuminati hit job to answer that question we

take a look at another one of his speeches more specifically the one in which he says the money Powers Prey Upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity the banking powers are more despotic than a monarchy more insolent than autocracy more selfish than bureaucracy they denounce as Public Enemies all who question their methods or throw light upon their crimes so he's just saying some like politician [ __ ] like oh there's a people in power is it no one's killing him for this he's not being like I'm going

to like what who was it was it um was it Daddy Roosevelt like the big one he got shot in the chest uh Theodore Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt isn't he the one who busted up all those trusts if the Illuminati are going to kill anyone it's going to be him Linka was just like I don't like big Banks Teddy Roosevelt was like you're done seeing as Al the Illuminati is allegedly the most powerful organization in the world and they hold on to that power by controlling all of the world's Banks big businesses Etc it appears that

Lincoln would have to go for similar reasons as Kennedy okay I couldn't find any information that claims Lincoln actually knew about the Illuminati so he was several steps behind Kennedy but to be fair to him Kennedy had far more resources at his disposal even without direct knowledge if I were in char charge of a world dominating organization and the president of the United States started publicly speaking against against the very institutions that allowed my organization to hold on to power then getting rid of him would be the only sensible option wait are you just make

are you making an argument but like Dave's like yeah no he was he was and I would XXX tenation 10 tentation tasian T what is this XXX tentation how nobody has been tenation I feel like I've definitely heard of this the dude's a rapper or something right tasian how do you say that how nobody has been sued over this next one truy baffles me and as I have no wish to be sued I offer the following introduction the information contained within this section was taken from the writings of crazy people on the internet who may

not be credible sources crazy people on the internet never a credible Source Dave neither Simon myself or any member of the bla brain Blaze team are responsible for the creation of this information I hope without other way let me explain one of the many strange stories about the Illuminati is that in order to join you must prove your loyalty by killing somebody because you know as well as being in pursuit of a new world order they're also just a Common Street gang one of the people who has claimed to have fallen victim to this ritual

was XXX tentation as many of you will know I know almost nothing about the stars who are associated with speaking quickly over music look I don't know who XXX tentation is but some rap music's pretty good so I've borrowed this brief information informative s summary from vulture.com the late rapper XXX tentation real name Jer onfroy experienced a tumultuous but relatively rapid rise to success punctuated by serious legal issues and disturbing acts of violence he signed a record deal rumored to be worth of whopping $6 million despite a video that surfaced showing XXX hitting a fan

in the head with a microphone at the rolling loud Festival in Mountain View California I mean how annoying was the fan like Bop at the time of his murder in June 2018 he was also awaiting trial for a 2016 domestic abuse case in which he was charged with aggravated battery of a pregnant woman domestic battery by strangulation false imprisonment and witness tampering uh sounds like old XXX tentation bit of a bell end in my opinion oh wait he's dead you don't have to say am my opinion right because you can't defame dead people what a

bell end allegedly just in case while the blame for his murder or credit for doing the world a favor depending on how you look at it was laid squarely at the feet of Michael Boatright Derek de dedric Williams and Trevon Nome some who who killed the rapper outside a motorcycle shop while relieving him of $50,000 bro $50,000 even in hundreds that's a fat stack what are you doing with I guess it's just like rapping rapid lifestyle you just got to carry loads of cash seems like a terrible idea there is one theory that claims he

was in fact a sacrifice made to the Illuminati by a new member who wished to ascend so who is it that this alleged new member might be well that's none other than Billy eish again I've never listened to Billy ish's music but I know what Billy eish looks like because for some reason YouTube for years insisted that I watch like these interviews with Billy ish it's like Billy 2019 Billy ish 2020 I never clicked on them they're by like GQ or something an interview with Billy eish like two years apart three years apart or something

like that and I'm just like I just don't care I don't know who Billy eish is I don't know what her music sounds like I don't care the idea that ish is an illuminatus has been around online for some time now even I someone who deliberately avoids that sort of thing was aware of it apparently I've been avoiding it better than you Dave as a quick aside before I started working for Simon I had a fairly normal and useful relationship with the recommendations of the YouTube algorithm now after writing many videos for into the shadow

several casual criminalists and a couple of decoding the unknowns I published screenshot of my recommended YouTube videos would probably result in a visit from the ladies and gentlemen of the law yeah those channels go pretty dark anyway getting back to Billy eish by most accounts she and the late Mr enroy were quite good friends personally I find the idea that he had any friends at all to be perhaps the most unbelievable thing about this particular conspiracy theory but there you go yeah it does sound like an absolute douche not only has it been claimed that

iish chose to murder her friend to prove her dedication to the Illuminati she also did exactly what every San individual would do and wrote a song about it of course she did mainly to prove my own dedication to brain Blaze I listened to this song which incidentally is called Buri a friend and I've got to say I don't see the link when asked about what the song was about iish said burier friend is literally from the perspective of the monster under my bed if you put yourself in that mindset what is this creature doing or

feeling what are you talking about Billy I don't know what that means I also confess that I'm this monster because I'm my worst My Own Worst Enemy I might be the monster under your bed yeah you're not though Billy you're not Billy if you're the monster under people's beds stop that it's weird you're going to get loads of restraining orders against you can you imagine it's like Dad I'm scared dad there's a monster under my bed I'll be like don't worry Remis everything's fine and I go into reis's bedroom he's like Dad there's a monster

on there and I'm like okay let's have a look together I'm sure there's no more what the Billy eish if for some reason you feel inclined to torture yourself in the same way that I did by listening to the song you will see that this actually makes a certain kind of sense much more sense than the alternative anyway the only other piece of evidence that people claim to have that suggest Billy eish might be an illuminatus is that when asked she denied it I mean isn't that exactly what an illuminus would do is illuminus really

how you say a member of the Illuminati I feel like I want to just put illuminatus on my business card just be like it doesn't say YouTuber it just says illuminatus yeah I'll take that I'd love to be in the Illuminati it sounds awesome having said that there is somebody not too far away somebody that we all know who could very well be a member of this organization a quick search through a certain prolific YouTubers Twitter feed reveals the following messages finally my invitation to join the illuminatti showed up weird that it got spam filtered

wait did I write that he's is he referring to me I don't even remember writing that and even more damning that we're actually all part of a secret Illuminati style Club it's pretty great oh I do remember writing that I think I did write that in response to someone like be like a Simon you just covered up this Illuminati and I was like it's awesome I'm definitely not insinuating this that this is an admission of membership but it gives you pause for Thought especially if you consider that Danny never actually returns from his last escape

attempt could he have been Simon's regrettable blood sacrifice it was necessary it was necessary thanks for watching Rome anywhere Rome