Donald Trump has the mightest touch for turning things to absolute dookie. Everything. Everything that this man touches turns to absolute [ __ ] Absolute dog [ __ ] Absolute poopies.
And you might be saying, "Jack, this language is a little inappropriate, but dude, friend, gal, pal, it is honest. This is the God's honest truth that everything this man touches turns to garbage. That has been his presidency.
That has been his businesses. He bankrupted a casino. Donald Trump.
He took an establishment that is meant from carpet to ceiling to just make money. He bankrupted. And now Donald Trump has done it again.
The Trump curse has come back. And this time in sports. And we have seen this time and time again.
When Donald Trump shows up to a sporting event, the team that he is supporting, it goes poorly for them. Always, always, always. Donald Trump is a vibes assassin and he just ended the career or at least ended the season and is significantly hurting the career of one athlete who um who got some serious blowback for his support of Donald Trump earlier this summer and I felt like it was one of the big cultural shifts around this administration.
We have a lot to talk about in this video. The big medical emergency that just took place for one of Donald Trump's favorite guys. We're going to talk about Donald Trump's bisexuality.
We're going to talk about why conservative culture and their culture wars are crumbling, why they are losing so badly. And do you know what else we're going to do? We're just going to mock Donald Trump cuz I know you hate them.
I [ __ ] hate them. And I just cannot wait to see this all fall apart. We really got a lot to get into.
It's going to be a great show. But it begins a few months ago when Donald Trump was in New York State. He was holding a big rally and he was joined by the quarterback of the New York Giants.
Now, Donald Trump has always tried to associate himself with sports. He wants to be a tough guy. He wants to be macho.
He wants to be cool. All of those things are things that Donald Trump is not. And so, he had Jackson Dart come to his rally.
By the way, these are the same conservatives who said that they want politics out of sports. These are the same people. They're just obvious hypocrites.
But he had the quarterback of the New York Giants come to his rally. And Donald Trump said this. And now we're going to get to the news that just broke about how he's screwing his career.
There's another medical emergency. [applause] Like I'm looking at Jackson. I'd like to know, is there any woman in the audience that thinks they can tackle that guy?
Cuz I'd like to meet you. I'd like to shake your hand. I don't know.
Jackson, you think you could play against women? Okay. Do you think you'd have any problem?
I don't think so. What? Don't get involved, Jackson.
Don't get he Don't get involved, Jackson. Don't answer that question. No, I'm looking at the legs.
He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.
This would not be good. No, it's no good. So, first of all, I would be remissed if I did not point out how incredibly bisexual the president of the United States is.
the men with their their beautiful legs and I'd like to oil them down and we love oil and guys and and legs and touching and and oil and and guys what can we relax? Can we can we hose Trump down? Trump is like Laura Ingram talking about talking about AOC or like Abdul Alied or Zoron.
All of these people are they're hot for the socialists, aren't they? They love the left. They love us.
Like those are some those are some toasty individuals. Those are some some tasty slices. Those are some tall drinks of water.
And now that I've gone through those descriptions, let's get into what happened to old Jackson Dart, who Donald Trump loved. Loved those legs. And it's funny that he loved those legs, considering that Donald Trump's favorite boy toy, his favorite football player, he just got some bad news.
And it proves that the Trump curse in politics, in business, in culture, and in sports, it absolutely exists. Ladies and gentlemen, quarterback Jackson Dart suffered a knee injury last night that was worse than anticipated. Ian Rapaort reports sources told that the the MRI is not looking too good.
He's out an extended period of time, possibly the season. Jackson Dart after a little uh little scrum, a little uh little bad fall, a little tough tackle in his game against the Los Angeles Rams. Jackson Dart, the quarterback of the New York Giants and big Trump fan.
He is possibly out for the season. Now, this is a quarterback who has historically thrown himself into a lot of trouble. Uh who a lot of people have raised concerns about his ability to stay healthy and healthy no longer.
And here it was, the kiss of death. Donald Trump with his buddy Jackson Dart. Jackson's got a big smile on his face.
Again, these are the people who said, "Get politics out of my sports. " But when it comes to the president, he is all about it. My good friend Aaron Rupar reposted this video from May back in May.
This was Jackson Dart at a Trump rally. He said, "Trump curse strikes again. " John Rocha, Twitter user, says, "Everything he touches, y'all, everything he touches.
" Everything that Donald Trump touches, as I said at the beginning of this video, absolute dookie. absolute doggy water. It all turns to [ __ ] He's got the mightest touch of [ __ ] And good for the people around Donald Trump.
You get what you deserve. This ultimately always happens. Like, I don't know how many times I have to tell this parable.
How many times do the people around Donald Trump have to be warned that if you work for him, if you support him, if you cheer him on, you are ultimately going to get screwed. It might be jail. It might be public humiliation.
It might be your knee gets blown out and you're out for the season, but this is just what the guy deserves. Like, I have no sympathy. I don't want anyone to be like, "Oh, Jack, you shouldn't say that.
Oh, it's so mean. " No, [ __ ] these guys. [ __ ] all of them.
And I would I'd also like to point out that um as a San Francisco 49ers fan, I also heard that the the Seahawks, the Cardinals, and the Rams are big fans of Trump. I believe everyone the entire roster, the coaching staff, everyone, they all voted for Trump. So, it's sports gods, football gods, if you can hear me.
Rams, Cardinals, Seahawks, they all all big Trump fans, just make that clear. But why this is so especially hilarious to me is that Jackson Dart, quarterback of the Giants, went to the Trump rally afterwards, he said, "Well, you know, anytime that you have the opportunity to introduce the president, to be with the president, I just respect that office so much. I respect the office and that's something that you hear from these people who like to be perceived as apolitical.
You heard the same thing with Kirk Herbstreet who I just can't stand on ESPN after interviewing Ted Cruz. He said in the most, you know, [ __ ] way possible, you know, I don't even know what Ted Cruz's politics are. To be clear, little bit of context.
Um, this was the the clip of last week. It was Ted Cruz. Uh he was at the UT football game and he was just getting senselessly booed.
Boo boo. But he was being interviewed on ESPN about this protect college sports act that Republicans are trying to pass to just make sure black athletes can't be paid what they should be paid in terms of NIL and sponsorships in college because you know Republicans always want they want to be capitalists until young black men and young black women can make money and then then we got to put some guard rails. You notice that?
You notice that? Whenever black people can start making some money, then we got to put some guard rails. Do you think LeBron James is adequately paid?
Do you think he's paid the value of his labor, the value of his contribution to like the Lakers or the Cavs or the Heat or the NBA? You think that's the case? No.
There's a salary cap in those leagues, right? I don't think Republicans, they they they say we shouldn't cap how much you can earn. Why Why is that?
Oh, it's because they want the leagues to be fair. Why why shouldn't our country be as fair as the NBA then, as fair as the NFL? Just something to think about that the billionaires love socialism in their sports and it it makes sports more fun.
Maybe we should apply it to society. But so Ted Cruz, Kirk Herbstreet guy, I'm going to get back to Jackson Dart. I promise I'm all over the place here.
But Kirk Herbstreet goes, I don't even know uh who who Ted who Ted Cruz is. I'm not even familiar with his political beliefs. [ __ ] You know who Ted Cruz is?
He he almost was the Republican nominee for president. historically hated guy, but he's like, "I love our country and uh I don't I don't talk about politics. " And that's what these guys always say, that they respect the office.
Now, of course, not when a Democrat's in office. Then they're going to be racist towards Obama, lie about Biden. But he said, "I love the office.
" You know who doesn't love the office? Donald Trump. You know who doesn't respect the White House?
I I just love the White House. Well, you don't you you respect if you respect the presidency, read some biographies, okay? Don't hang out with the fascist.
Donald Trump knocked down the East Wing. He's ripping up the White House. He's covered the Oval Office in in gold and garbage.
He's a fascist. He's kicked the press out. He doesn't respect the office.
The office is no longer. The presidency is not the presidency because Donald Trump destroyed it. So, it needs to be remade to make sure someone like him can never come back.
That someone like him is held accountable. that his whole family is held accountable. We got 2028 on the horizon.
AOC talking about running. Oaf talking about not running but I think he's running. Gavin Kamla Pete Pritsker Buddha Jet a lot of people.
Wesmore all these people. I am going to support the person who runs on the I will freeze the Trump family's assets and redistribute them to pay for health care, for paid family leave, for medical leave, uh for child care, for transit. I would love to see their assets frozen and highspeed rail paid for in this country.
That's who I'm going to support. Steal their billions. No, no, not steal.
They stole. Take back their billions. Nonetheless, Jackson Dart says, "I respect the office.
" That's [ __ ] I can tell you've never read a book. Sorry, Old Miss. Not saying Old Miss is not a great university.
I can tell Jackson Dart has never read a book. Donald Trump doesn't respect the office. These are the same hypocrites.
These are the same very hypocrites that say, "Well, get politics out of my sport. " Well, you know when they do that? When it's a black man or it's a black woman using the profile that they have built to talk about injustice, when you're sucking up to power, when you're being pathetic, when you're licking the boot like Jackson Dart and now he's going to have a big boot to lick because he's going to be walking around, maybe his knees taped up or his leg, the whole thing.
When you're licking the boot, it's oh, I'm just, you know, I'm just I'm just being supportive of my president, the status quo, sticking up for the pedto president. Embarrassing. But when it's a a black man bringing attention to police brutality, then it's politics out of my sports.
These people are a joke. They're embarrassing. And I think they have really helped contribute to Republicans losing the culture war.
You know, I think after 24, a lot of people thought, man, America just might be a conservative country. Republicans might be cooler. They might have won.
There was that big piece, the the cruel kids table. All the young Republicans, young people are just going to be conservative. It's more It's more fun to be conservative.
No, they've squandered that. People see these guys as weak, as pathetic, as intellectually just kind of um flimsy and flaccid. Flaccid is the language I want to use.
I want to use their language, their masculine coded language. Flaccid, intellectually flaccid. They can't defend themselves.
They can't. And he wouldn't answer for it. After Jackson Dart felt all good about himself, going to do an event with Mr Trump media asked him questions.
You know, I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about football. Well, Jackson, you didn't want to talk about football.
You didn't. You wanted to help the fascist. You wanted to help launder the image of the fascist.
And now, now you don't get to play football. Trump curse. Sorry, guy.
So, now you got plenty of time to talk about Mr Trump. You want to go campaign for him in Michigan, Georgia, North Carolina, Texas. You got time on your hands.
You're not playing anymore. That's the Trump curse. Sorry, not sorry.
I may sound petty in these this video, but it's because I am. I'm a petty sunny son of a [ __ ] with these people because they deserve it. You thought you were riding high.
You thought Trump was cool. He's not. And you have embarrassed yourself for thinking so.
So, we are going to call all these goobers out on this show. And if you want to support that work, as always, you can hit that subscribe button, leave a like on this video. If you stuck around to the end, drop a blue heart in the comments if you want to see me do different videos kind of like this.
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Don't let them silence you.
