What's up? I'm Tulio Triviño and this is "31 Minutos" This is an advance of today's news Weird sings of life in central centric bathroom A boy demands "Mom I want blue hair" We went neck deep into the underworld of poop And an advance of our channel's new show: The Puppets Controversy is being caused by the questions that our reporter Mico the Microphone is asking in the city Pay attention Hi! I'm Mico the Microphone for "31 Minutos" With today's question: what do you think about food?
Let's ask! What do you think about food? Eh.
. . It makes you thinner It makes you fat I only like veggies Oh sweetie MEAT!
MEAT! MEAT! Well, food is what's fashionable right now, right Fabricio?
Yeah it's super in What do you think about food? Oh, you caught me so distracted I wouldn't know what to say but. .
. eh. .
. PIES! MEAT!
MEAT! MEAT! I eat it!
MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
Friend, what do you think about food? I am food Oh, he ate me How interesting Who would have thought of answers like those? ME!
In other news, many kids don't know what to do with their hair That's why humans should be bald! Am I right Carla? Of course!
They would save themselves a lot of problems like the ones we report today for the club of complainers Let's see your report Yes The thing is that once There were some punks at the beach There was a boy that had the hair dyed light blue Since then I've always wanted light blue hair I would find red very satanic I would find green very striking light blue is much more common But things are not that easy Because my mom doesn't let me and look. . .
I don't tell her anything when she dyes her hair and more if it's a tattoo I don't tell her anything Okay so She has no right to forbid me from doing this because it's my hair Very interesting this kid's position. Am I right Carlita? Wait a second Tulio.
This is what the mom had to say. I don't think it's right he dyes his hair because. .
. he must be very sure, besides you participate in a huaso club Where have you seen a huaso with blue hair But mum, it's not blue, it's light blue But still the same, there isn't a big difference To solve this problem We decided to go with mother and son to a hairdresser There exist some colour sprays that are temporal Which are after applied The hair is washed and it comes off and it's harmless And finally, they agreed it has to be yes or no oh well, yes I compromise if you compromise When you're on vacation Is that fine, do you agree? yes are you happy with this?
yes As you see Claudio will have to wait a good time to have his hair as he wants Very well Carla, good job what you did with your section it was a pleasure and the children that have problems can write to the email that is now on our screen Um, thank you Carla And in other news the cams of 31 Minutos have caught something incredible inside a bathroom let's see the note, you'll be surprised hey Paper, Paper are you awake? yes, yes, what's the matter? hey, could you do me a favour?
what is it? Bring me a glass of juice from the fridge a glass of juice, and at this time? Ugh, I'm dying of thirst Okay, fine, but if there's no juice I'll bring you only water no, no, not water I have that here But.
. . How do I know there's juice?
Tomas' butt told me Bring it to me okay, fine be right back Ah, the juice was so good thank you, Paper you really did it Yes, sure, look how I'm all messed up we'll be caught You will be caught Because I'm just the same Oh, an ideal bathroom for the lazy The paper would do all the work and they wouldn't even move And returning to 31 minutos A very particular picture Naked puppets Don't miss it cam running Try it, try it Juan Carlos it's delicious I would never eat that Tulio I've seen how they're made On air And now to my side is Juan Carlos Bodoque with his green note How are you doing? Juan Carlos How're you, Tulio? You won't imagine where I've been Where?
In a place that smells very, very bad Let's watch the note In this opportunity I want to present you a real journalistic enigma The poop route come with me The poop route do you know what happens each time we flush our toilet? Each day, we dump a lot of wastes in the water of our toilet we think that flushing they're gone forever But it's not like that The thousands of kilos of poop of all of us mix with the water from the shower the sink with the water we use to water and end up in the sewer There they mix with the rubbish from the other houses and turn into a big sea of underground filth The doctor Demetrio Largo is an expert in poop The average of poop somebody does when going to the bathroom is 200 grams (~0. 44 pounds) If you go to the bathroom twice a day you make 400 grams (~0.
88 pounds) dialy that, multiplied by the 365 of the year gives a total of 146 kilos (~322 pounds) of poop in a year per person 146 kilos, Juan Carlos I multiplied the 146 kilos of personal poop by the 15 millions of Chilean that gave me a total of 2190 millions of kilos (~2. 15 million tons) of poop produced by our country per year this matter had me really intrigued so I went to research each time you flush from the toilet of your house your poop ends in a place like this Marianita Rio Frio, neighbour of the Mapocho river tells me the smell is repulsive You see Juan Carlos, here the river comes dead it has no life due to the rubbish inside it in a dangerous maneuver I'll descend into the cloudy waters of the channel St. Carlos for that, my loyal assistants have brought me the required equipment Aaah!
Aaaaah! Help! Help!
ugh! *sob* get me out! get me out!
I discovered in the water there's blood, oil, fat, detergent shampoo, industrial wastes, pee and, of course, a lot of poop Here, there's not a single drop of oxygen with the water of the Mapoche river and the channel St. Carlos the fields are watered from there come many of the fruits and vegetables that end in our stomachs Mr Chumingo, is it true that you water the plants with this water? Well i don't know, that's the only water there is But one could get sick But what illness will that cause, that's foolishness invented by city people I mean typhus, hepatitis I have no idea what that is, what are you talking about?
is that edible? I went to the Trebal water treatment plant where something was being done about it Here the smell is very bad I'll ask why Next to me is Drplet (Gotita) an expert in the subject Drplet, tell me, why is the smell so bad here? Ah, that's because all of the grossie water is coming in here From all the south part of our city in this place the watery will come out cleanie Drplet took me on a tour around the plant I'd never seen so much poop together it was an impressive spectacle And what is the reason for this gurgle, Drplet?
What happens, Juan Carlos is that in this phase, the mud that's been produced in the previous phases starts gathering to begin the production of clean water in simple words, you're saying the poop is separating from the water? Hah, yes, more or less that, Juan Carlos yup, more or less You're so cute Drplet But I'm surprised, friendly Drplet here the water comes out practically clean Indeed Juan Carlos Now the water is ready to be returned to the natural channel of the river well, well, well so can I have a glass of this good water? No Juan Carlos this water isn't good for drinking just for irrigation maybe in the future, all out poop will end in plants like this one but for now we must be more with our wastes from the loneliness of my home's bathroom I'm Juan Carlos Bodoque only for 31 Minutos shocking Juan Carlos very educative what happens with the doo doo poop Tulio, let's say things as they are the poop, also known as "churretin" or "Prrffprrfprrpprfprrr" is an interesting subject to talk about in a family dinner and thus ends my report I'm Juan Carlos Bodoque Thank you Juan Carlos and now, let's go to a nice notice The very original foreign photographer of puppets, Jacobo Fotonolovski, came to the country to take a very special picture he asked many puppets to pose naked in front of his camera let's see it this is the famous photographer Jacobo Fotonolovski one of the most distinguished artists of the world whose work was always controversial and misunderstood Fotonolovski has arrived to our country to take one of his most controversial pictures he wants to photograph hundreds of naked puppets this dawn, since 6:00 hours the brave volunteers started gathering in the meeting point outside the museum of fine arts.
all of them received the call of the photographer eagerly you see, I think that in this very conservative country it's fantastic that thing s like this are done it's very cold today but the experience is worth it, right? I didn't sleep the whole night with the hanging out but here we are at 9:00 am, in the middle of protest groups of grumps without anything better to do immoral immoral immoral Duck: quack quack quack quack quack ah let us through, you're against moral! Fotonolovski arrived to the place to take his picture ?
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? the artist Fotonolovski thanks everybody for coming this day even though it's very cold to undress for him (eh? ?
? ) He's telling you to take off your clothes and put it aside in environment of respect and enthusiasm the clothes were in a corner and the puppets completelly naked lived an unique experience in their lives ? ?
? ? Now he asks you to lie on the floor please don't laugh (dba?
? ddf? .
. ) that can ruin the picture now all to the left ? ?
? yes to the left, everyone move to the left You can get dressed and. .
and thank you for coming ah, I feel so free I recommend everybody to do it I'll never again wear clothes, I loved the idea I feel so good, so incredible and send my regards to my grandchildren that didn't want me to come Although there were some puppets that weren't serious about this this is not that kind of situation, ok? or the usual antisocial that took advantage of the situation I came in a good mood and my clothes were stolen so, to whoever stole them, return them but this isolated actions didn't ruin the event the photographer Fotonolovski considered this experience like a big success in his career ? ?
? Now exclusively we have a controversial interviewee in our set a person that has been completely ignored by society with us, Mr Invisiblemute Mr Invisiblemute, good afternoon tell me Mr Invisiblemute, why did you filed the lawsuit But Mr Invisiblemute, you're accusing a really famous person do you realise what you're doing? !
no no no no no I won't take any insults Mr Invisiblemute, this is my show I'm sorry, your time is up your interview is over coming up in 31 Minutos the network's new t. v. show and its entertaining proposal Mr Invisiblemute Mr Invisiblemute is he gone?
Mr Invisiblemute is gone, right? this is scary, are you still mad? Tulio, we're on air Tulio on air!
on other news the great superhero of the moment Calcetinconrombosman (sock-with-diamonds-man) is making the rounds again again with a new heroic action show the video it was a very happy day Glove had arrived to his new school and hoped to make lots of friends can I play with you? look, he has fingers! Octopus, octopus head!
octopus head! since things got hard. Glove had a great idea can I play with you?
yes of course, you're also a sock like us yes, I'm a sock but it looks like he has something weird yes, he has something weird, I'll check what? ! no but no- ay!
ugh, curses it's the octopus head! Ooooh! Octopus head!
octopus head! they definitely didn't accept Glove, so he decided to play alone but Glove wasn't only alone, he also was bullied what are you doing in our swing set? ah, I didn't know it was yours indeed Glove this swing is ours do you want us to swing you on it?
ugh. . .
yes, I'd like to come on bro ah, stop, stop, it hurts listen Glove we don't like you getting on our things because you're ugly and different you're a monster, go away I'd rather be a hat's girlfriend than yours find a place that has more gloves, what are you doing with socks? shoo! shoo!
Meanwhile, in a drawer of Drwer city Ay, finally a day off at least I'll be able to rest a lot oh? the emergency signal! This is a job for.
. . Calcetinconrombosman!
duty calls me! It's Rombosman! indeed, what's wrong little glove?
*sob* don't you see? I'm a glove in a school for socks but, what is the problem? they bully me all day long ah, that's so wrong come, let's talk to your classmates Glove and Calcetinconrombosman quickly found the socks There they are, it's them are they the ones that bullied you?
yes, them! look! the octopus head glove got a friend!
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Calcetinconrombosman and I want to know why don't you let my friend Glove play? we don't let him play because he's different to us but we're all different what? !
look, you have stripes you are smelly you're colourful and you. . .
are a disguised glove oh, yes, I confess according to article 10, of the children rights Nobody should be discriminated under any circumstances we're all different And nobody's better than anybody that's what's good (gracia) thank you (gracias), thank you very much did you notice? we're all different and we must respect each other that's how Calcetinconrombosman taught our friend not to be ashamed of his differences don't hit me please no, we wanted to apology it seems we hurt you and that was never our intention do you want to play with us? Good job, Calcetinconrombosman, until next time on air!
Policarpo Avendaño, entertainment commentator, is with us now how're you, Policarpo? Hello Tulio, I bring a peek of Puppets, this network's new show let's see it? of course!
♪ We are Puppets nothing else ♪ at the count of tree, a scream! Puppets is coming soon the t. v.
show that will cause a big impact after many months of careful planning the t. v. show team could recreate the world of the puppets with great realism it's a world that sometimes one doesn't know, that is.
. . too far from one in The Puppets people will see a lot of action -Get her!
-aaaaagh! -yes, get her! Candy, yummy candy, I sell them cheap unbearable suspence oh somebody knocks at the door, who would it be, my daughter?
it looks like it's a saleswoman Caaandy ♪ kids, should I open the door? kids: nooo Princess, I wanted to tell you something and of course, good romance do you want to marry me? okay *loving smooch* and it'll be a t.
v. show with an unexpected ending The witch was never heard of again, but with witches you never know I'll be back, I'll be back the actors have made a big effort to give life to their characters where are they? !
well, I've lived together with puppets a lot, learning a lot from them I learnt many gestures from them, for example this one I couldn't do that gesture before well I lived a month with some witch puppets to get used to their customs and slang -evil witch, where are you? -I caught you! !
aagh, scary! the director has done a very good job, he has a good solid team and young actors that are really promising truly the make up and production people have done a great job with first rate backdrops and unforgettable interpretations this t. v.
show will mark a milestone of national productions ♪We are puppets nothing else ♪ The Puppets, the t. v. show people are shouting for Puppets!
Puppets! Puppets! The Puppets The plastic craze of love Tulio, Tulio, the notice is over ugh, mom I don't want to.
. . how interesting I'll watch the t.
v. show anyway it looks very good and truly different from older shows top top top top top top top top what's wrong Policarpo? it's because it's time for the musical ranking let's watch it this week in my top top top top top ranking down to the third place is the hit of the last two weeks, "Me cortaron mal el pelo" (I Got A Terrible Haircut) performed by my personal friend, (Singing): Because I didn't feel like paying the hairdresser, the singer Chascoberto.
(Singing) I got a terrible haircut. Oh, what am I going to do now? There's just no way to fix this.
My friends will make fun of me. . .
I can't even go back to school. Not even parting it in the middle There's just no way to fix this! Because I didn't feel like paying for a hairdresser, now I gotta wear a hat everywhere!
My friends will make fun of me. . .
I like Tangananica! Policarpo: Surprisingly, the second place is taken And I prefer Tanganana. Policarpo: by my favorite nephews, the Guarennes brothers (guaren= huge rat) The best phrase is Tangananica!
Policarpo: with their great song Tangananica - Tanganana. The best verse is Tanganana. Tangananica nica nica nica, Tanganana.
It explains everything! It explains nothing. Policarpo: And in the 1st spot, Policarpo: the Top top top top top hit of the week: Lala, sung by younging's idol: Lolo.
Enjoy! Excuse me, my name is Lala. Was someone looking for me?
Very interesting. You can tell that Lolo kid is going places, huh? Actually he's 43 years old.
But he's still young on the inside. This has been my Top top top top top top top top top song ranking of the week. Thank you, Policarpo.
And with this, we have arrived to end of our runtime, and- oh, nevermind, please hold on, I believe there's been a last minute report. A horrifying monster is on the loose! It is a hideous being, a cruel murderer!
An infamous and ruthless evil wretch! A hateful creature, sinister and malevolent that. .
. actually it's a very nice monster that everyone likes I, personally consider myself it's frien- HELP!
