Brooke And Jubal |EP.711| He Said Her Energy Made the Room Feel Smaller 😱🔥 | Second Date Update

Moving 92. 5 Brook and Jubil's second date update. They always say don't mix business with pleasure.

That's why I always wait till I'm out of work to pleasure. What? And Josh is on the phone today and he accidentally mixed some business with pleasure and now he's out of a date opportunity and out of a job.

What? Oh, that got serious. What's up, Josh?

Yeah, kind of frustrating. Oh, I bet. So, tell us about the girl that you want to call today.

So, this girl I met, her name is Callie. Uhhuh. And she was a client of mine.

I'm a dog walker. I walk 11 or 12 dogs a day. I don't mean to laugh at that.

I when you say client, I think of like some huge business firm somewhere. Uh well, for me, they're a big client. They're a big deal to me.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that makes sense.

I have a feeling if you lose like one client when you're a dog walker, that's a big hit to your business. It can be, but they tend to come and go pretty frequently. You never know.

Yeah. So, your email said that she was a client of yours and now she's not talking to you. Yeah.

So, so basically the story is she found me online and she lived pretty close to me, just a few blocks away, which is great for me. And before I sign her on as a client, I go over there to meet the dog and meet her and exchange keys and everything. So, that's how I met her.

Okay. And you were like, "You know what? Before I walk your dog, you and I should get a little intimate and get to know each other first.

You got to get to know the owner before you can take care of the dog. " I try not to do that with every client, you know. Did you want to ask her out immediately?

You know, I I was attracted to her, but it's not really appropriate for me to be asking out clients, so that didn't even really cross my mind. I was just like, "Oh, she's really nice. This is great.

" So, how'd you guys go out then? So, I'd been walking her dog for maybe a week and just hadn't been that long. And because she lived so close to me, she was the last dog on my route.

So, when I went to walk Penny, oh, by the way, uh her dog Penny is just like the cutest, best dog ever. It's my favorite. A Penny.

I like that name. And seriously, what girl doesn't fall for a man who's good with dogs? It's like kids, right?

Yeah, it's good. It's It's a good quality to have. I tend to like the dogs better than the people.

Yeah, I can understand that. People kind of suck. Dogs are always kind of cool, you know.

So, anyway, that day I go to walk Penny and when I put my key in the door and open up, she's actually there in the kitchen and she was naked. No. Oh, sorry.

This would be a very different story. I'm getting Am I getting ahead of the story? That's a different plotline from something else you've watched.

Okay. So, she was there when you opened up the door. I'm sorry.

Not naked. Yeah. No, no.

So, so she's home and I was like, "Oh my gosh. " And she says she got off work early and she was like, "Oh, I'm actually glad to see you. Like, I'm happy to see you.

" Which was, you know, interesting. Yeah. So, we start chatting again just like last time.

and I walk the dog and come back and she's like, "Hey, do you want to do you want to go out for a drink or something? " Oh. Oh, nice.

So, she asked you out, ma'am. Yeah. So, I would never ask out a client, but apparently she had no problem asking out the dog walker.

She just hired Okay, dude. That's sweet. That's got to feel good.

It did feel good. So, um, sorry, I'm getting really uh, flustered. Yeah, I can hear you blushing over the phone right now.

So, um, we end up just kind of walking around the area a little bit. We find a little pizza place. So, we stop in there and, uh, we got some pizza and maybe half an hour and we got the check.

And she was like, "Okay, well, I'll see you later. Bye. " That's it.

Yeah. What? It's really only been like half an hour.

So, I was like, "Was this even a date? Did she just want to get some food and I happen to be here? Like, what what's the deal?

I could really use somebody to get pizza with. " Oh, the dog walker's here. Let's go get pizza.

What do you think? So, who paid? I did.

I mean, it was just a couple slices of pizza, so it wasn't, you know. Okay. One thought I had was I just finished my route of 11 dogs and then I've got their stent all over me.

I basically smell like a giant dog park. All right. And you're thinking that she smelled you at dinner and was like, "Okay, I got to go.

I don't want to date this dude. " I don't know. Maybe that was enough to put her off.

I I really don't know. Mhm. So I I texted her later and I was like, "Hey, uh, are you doing okay?

Is everything okay? " And she took a little while to respond and when she did, she said, "Actually, I found someone else to walk my dog. " Whoa.

Whoa. Wow. So, wow.

You got dumped twice. Yeah. So, I got ditched on the date and ditched on the dog.

Man, you must have done something else if she even fired you from walking her dog. That's what I thought, too. So, I said, "What happened?

Did I do something wrong? And she said, "Nah, just not working out. " That's it.

Just nah, just not working out. And you don't remember saying anything like disparaging about her dog or I would never. How dare you?

This is Okay, I know this sounds bad, but like this is the biggest tragedy is losing that little dog. Oh, Penny. Yeah, you don't get to walk little Penny anymore.

I know. It actually kind of chokes me up. A well, maybe you should just cruise by your house and check on the dog.

No, that could be okay. I mean, I do still have the key. Maybe I can check in.

Oh, creepy. Well, I've got a better idea. Instead of just showing up at her house and using the key to get inside, let's just do a second date update then.

Okay. Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, cool.

If the second date update doesn't work, then we'll go to the next level. All right. All right.

We'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update. All right. All right.

Thank you guys so much. Moving 92. 5 Brooke and Jubel in the mornings second date update.

You know, a lot of people think that not calling somebody back for a second date is a victimless crime, but it's not because Josh is on the phone with us and today he wants to call a girl who blew him off for a date. He was her dog walker and now not only does he not have a date, but he also doesn't have a dog to walk. And the real victim here, the real victim is Penny the dog.

Poor Penny Puffers. Hey Josh, you on the phone? Hey.

Yeah, I'm here. What kind of dog is Penny? She's a French bulldog.

Penny the Frenchie. Oh, so cute. Sitting home alone wondering when somebody's going to come take her for a walk.

But now nobody's showing up. Nobody's ever showing up to take Penny for a walk. You're going to make him cry.

All because he's bad. Josh ruined a date and now a dog has to go walkless. No.

Well, I don't think she's actually going walkless. What happened was Callie, the girl that we're about to call for a second date update, went out on a date with Josh. They went out and got some pizza.

She kind of ended the date early. After the date, he texted her and asked if everything was okay. And she said, "Actually, I think I'm going to find a different dog walker.

" So, I think Penny will be okay, but Josh might not be. We're about to find out. It is strange since she's the one that asked you out.

Do you think you screwed up on the date or do you think you screwed up walking her dog? I think there must have been something strange on the date cuz she was ready to go out and then at the end she was done. Yeah.

You said she finished the date pretty quickly and she was kind of different to you after. So, absolutely. Yeah.

Unless maybe her dog texted her while you guys were out and told her about something you did while you were walking her. Yeah. Well, then I want to know what went wrong with the dog.

I didn't I didn't do anything. Frenchies are very advanced. I could see that.

Say, "All right, I'm going to dial her number right now. " Okay. Okay, I'm ready.

All right, here we go. Hello. Hi.

Is Callie there? This is She Hey, Callie. How are you?

My name is Jubel from Brooke and Jubel in the Morning. Um, I'm I'm good. Have you ever heard of the show before?

The show? Yeah. Brooke and Jubel in the Morning.

It's a radio show. Um, sorry I haven't. What's What's this about?

Well, it's about a guy that you went on a date with. I'm sorry, what? I'll explain.

We do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. So, you recently went out with a dude named Josh. Uh, okay.

This is weird. Yeah. And Josh listens to our show.

So, he emailed us asking if we could call you to find out if he did something wrong when you guys went out for pizza. Huh? Okay.

Well, uh, I just don't think it's going to work out. Yeah, he told us that. He's kind of concerned cuz he wants to know if he did something so bad that you wouldn't even allow him around your dog.

I mean, I just realized he's not the kind of guy I want to be around. And really, not the kind of guy I want Penny to be around. Penny is my dog.

What? Really? He seemed like super caring about your dog.

So much so that I think he was almost more upset about not getting to see Penny than not going out on another date. I don't I mean it wasn't he didn't do anything wrong. It just kind of my thing and I just realized he wasn't a good match.

What? Okay. What is it?

I mean I'm really confused. You know like different personality studies that like scientists do about like how to tell different traits about people. Yeah.

I've had a lot of those done on me by psychologists. So I'm familiar with those things. You're the only one that skips therapist and goes straight to psychology.

Yeah, no joke. I mean, I'm just a big believer in that. I think that most of those things are really true.

Okay. Okay. So, did you make him take some kind of psychological test or an evaluation or something?

No, I just I just have a little thing that I do to get to know people a little bit better. Okay. What is it?

I want to know. Well, there's this one study and this it's literally like 99. 9% correct all the time.

I read about it and then I've been like paying attention to my life and this is like always true. Okay. And it's that you can tell about somebody's personality based on the pizza toppings that they order.

You're kidding, right? And where did you see this study? I read about it in Newsweek first.

Okay. And then I looked it up and it's like the study was really well done. But in my life, like I mean I've been doing this for a couple years now, paying attention to what people order on their pizza.

And it's true. Like exactly what they say, like my friends, my like ex-boyfriends, like it's all true. Like what they say matches up with what people like on their pizza.

Yeah. But it's like I mean it's kind of like astrological signs. Like those definitions are always so vague that they could probably work for anybody.

the these have been really specific and at first I would try to ignore it like you know tried to go out with guys who their pizza toppings told me the wrong things about their personality and that it was a mistake like it works out better when I just follow the guidelines. So what did he order on his pizza that made you ditch him after only a half an hour? He got the works which is just a total red flag right off the bat.

Yeah, tell me about it. Come on. You mean like he got like green peppers and lots of meat and onions and some olives?

I mean, he wasn't specific. He just ordered the works, you know, and that So, what that means is that somebody is indecisive and lazy. Like, they can't even choose what toppings they want.

They just order the one with everything on it. Yeah. Or he just has a liking of lots of flavor.

I told you this is my thing. It really works for me. And that's how I judged him.

If he orders the work, he's probably never going to make anything of himself or make anything out of his life. Does he seem like a lazy no good dude? No.

But I mean, he is a professional dog walker and has been doing that for a while now. Whoa. Doesn't strike me as like the most ambitious person.

But come on. Wait a second. I I have to say something here.

Cali, that's Josh. He's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What?

Yeah. You kidding? He's been listening this whole time.

Yeah, I just really don't appreciate being called lazy and being judged on my pizza toppings. Are you serious? Look, this is my thing.

I'm sorry. You know, you seem really nice, but you know, maybe if you were a pepperoni guy or something, it would work. That's a good choice.

Then what's a pepperoni guy? Pepperoni guys are givers. They're romantic.

Interesting. Yes. Everyone likes pepperoni.

Everyone gets pepperoni. That is the most cliche stereotypical thing I've ever heard. That's romantic.

Not everybody gets it. You didn't get it. I ordered the works.

There's pepperoni in that along with a hundred other things that are all amazing. No, it's not the same. It's not like if you order the meat lovers, like those are the bad boys, you know?

It's not all the different ones are very specific. Kelly, what do you do if people like different things on different days? Like, what if Josh orders Hawaiian the next time you hang out with him?

Yeah, like he should have ordered Hawaiian. I mean, pineapple guys are they're great. They're up for anything.

Really? Who knew that? This is unbelievable, Josh.

I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but I really think this is true and it does reflect accurately. I mean, you're a dog walker. It doesn't seem like you're trying to do anything else with your life.

For your information, if you'd bothered to ask anything about me on the dates, you would have known that I'm studying to be a vet. See, take that. See, this is the thing.

The works guys, they're big talkers. They like to make big plans, but they really they have no follow through. Oh, he's lying.

All right. You hear that, Josh? Based on your pizza choice, you're not going to accomplish your goal of being a vet.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that. I'm telling you guys, it's really accurate. Kelly, I feel like you're really gonna miss out on some good people like Josh who like the works because you're stuck in this weird study that you read that sounds like it came from Cosmo magazine.

You know, I've dated so many guys in my life and this works better than anything else. Like, it works better than my own instinct. Well, Cali, would you like to give it another shot and see if maybe he'll order a different kind of pizza?

Or if you have another food test that we don't know about, you could take him to that restaurant. Would you go on a second date with Josh? We will pay for it.

I really don't think it's going to work out. And for him, really, I'm just kind of worried about his future. You're wow.

Worried about his future. Hopeless. You know what, Callie?

This is really unfair. And I understand if you think I'm not a good enough person to date, but could you at least give your dog the benefit of having me as her walker? I think we really had something.

Really asking. You still want to walk her dog even after she said all that to you. I'm perfectly fine having a professional relationship and I care more about the dog at this point.

See, I think he's dedicated and going places. Kelly, I mean, wouldn't that be weird? Like, we went on a date and now you know what I think of you.

Then you still want to walk my dog. Well, yeah. If you think I'm a guy who just has no ambition, is going nowhere, you'll know you have a secure dog walker for a long time.

What do you think, Callie? How about this? No date, but you let him still walk your dog, Penny.

Well, he was really great with Penny and the replacement guy I got. I'm not even gonna ask him out for pizza. So, must be a mushroom guy.

He's not worth a pizza. I don't even want to get to know him that well. And you guys really don't have to see each other, right?

When you walk the dog. No, you can just show up and walk the dog. Josh, you still have my key, right?

Yeah, I do. And I'll take really good care of Penny. A See, fine then.

We don't have to talk. But you can definitely walk my dog. You You're really good at it.

All right. Well, no second date for you, Josh, but you got your job back as a dog walker. That's what matters.

That's all that matters. Brook and Jubel in the morning. Text in at 78592 about today's second date update that says that guy dodged a bullet.

I don't think so. I think that he's lazy and unmotivated and he's not going to do anything with his life. Talk about that in just a second.

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His team was mad at her because she was saying that a ball was out when they thought it was in. And then one of Brandon's teammates, the dude we're about to call, got upset and called her a name. And then Brandon punched that guy in the face and stood up for her honor.

And then they went and got coffee. She thought everything went great, but now she's not getting a call back. I think this one is such a hard one to judge because a coffee date, you can't tell a whole lot if someone's really into you because you guys are sober and it's during the day.

Like a kiss at the end of it would be insane to me. I totally agree. I think it would have been a bit inappropriate just to have coffee and then make out or something in a car.

Oh, right. Weird. I don't know what kind of coffee dates you guys go on, but yeah, apparently yours are a lot better.

Yeah, mine are pretty exciting. Wow. All right, I'm going to give him a call right now and see if we can find out why he's not getting back to you.

Okay, great. Thank you. Okay, here we go.

Hello. It's like Tinder, but you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting you up non-stop, right? Exactly.

Yeah. You kind of eliminate the pervy dude situation. And he seemed pretty cool.

And we ended up actually talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore, right? Oh, and he seemed really smart and he had a really cute laugh. And so he asked me if I'd like to go out to dinner and I And you were like, "Hell no, let's break into a house.

That sounds way more fun. " Yeah. I actually offered that, but he was like, "No, I'd rather not.

" Yeah. So, you guys agreed to go out to dinner. How'd that go?

Well, he came to my house to pick me up and I got out to the car and I realized that I didn't have my keys. Oh, no. That's the worst.

You know what? Like, I'm up for it. You know, like, you only get one chance in life to have this kind of fun, right?

Oh my god. Maria, would you like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah.

You guys can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in person. If Aaron is open to hearing me out and reading my books, then yes, I would consider going out with him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into this next date with Maria with an open mind about dragons?

Absolutely. Wonderful. Congratulations, Maria.

You got your second date. We did it. I love you guys.

Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you. Thank you for today's phone call.

That was awesome. Broken Jubil in the morning. I should have I should have known with the window you guys were that somebody was setting me up.

This whole thing this is not a setup. I promise you. Maria, do you really think that dragons existed?

They did. I've read history books about them. Sci-fi and history books are not the same thing.

That's why I'm I'm not dumb, guys. Like I know that the Game of Thrones story is dramatized, but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance. You can read about it.

And like witchcraft and wizardry was a thing. Well, that part that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria, but I want to read them.

It's in tons of books. And you can start by reading the Bible cuz it's got all of that. I told you specifically in the note not to open it until that date because I figured we would have a few more dates in between.

So by that point it would have been with someone you knew a little bit better. You're thinking that I'm just going to let a box from a person I've met one time just sit there without opening it? Yeah, Brena.

Cuz I I don't think that her opening the box too early is the biggest problem here. It's it's where you got the gifts from. We met one time and then you stalked me online and bought me an air fryer.

I mean, what do you mean stalk you online? You told me what your ex's name was. I just Googled it.

It was the first thing that popped up. Took me like all of two seconds. Didn't that feel weird for you, Brennan, to be going on to her old wedding registry with some other guy and buying gifts off of it?

Like, I would feel awkward. I am not sneaky at all. You got it all wrong.

That story, his side of the story. It is not how it looks. It's not what it seems like.

Really? So, you weren't going through his phone. I mean, not like that.

It's not like I hacked into his phone and was looking through every little detail. No. Wait, Melissa.

I was like standing up for you. You actually were looking at his phone when his back was Okay, listen. I was sitting there.

He's bowling. His phone buzzed loud as hell. I just so happened to look over and it's right there.

I can It's you know I'm not blind. I can see what it says. So just leave it there.

You don't pick it up and then start reading all his messages. I just Well, I saw I saw a name and it was it looked like a female's name. I think it was Sammy or something like that.

And I just leaned the phone over to see what the text said. He's the one who has the message right there on his screen. What?

Yeah. She said she didn't want to use the bowling shoes. She'd sanitize her hand after every time she bowled.

And so she thought maybe you weren't calling her back cuz you thought she was just like high maintenance and hard to deal with. Yeah. No, nothing like that.

She was uh I don't want to I don't I feel I feel bad talking about it on a radio show. Yeah. But if it's something Look, if it's something about you that you don't want out there, that's fine.

I'll let you go. Okay. Okay.

If it's something about her, think about this. She's the one that asked us to call and we always tell everybody, you're prepared to hear whatever the answer is. So, she's willing to hear whatever you have to say.

She just wants to know why you're not getting back to her. So, really, like it's totally just I can say I can say anything. Yeah.

Yeah.