SIDEMEN FORFEIT BLIND DATE

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Forfeit Blind Date. " It's like normal blind dating, but with a twist. Honestly, it will be easier to understand by just watching the video.

So for the first round, the first person to be removed by our date will be put in a clown outfit for the rest of the video. Also, quick disclaimer, everything said in this video is for entertainment purposes only. No one is actually being serious.

[upbeat electronic music] - Oh. - I'm hearin'. - Oh sh*t.

Okay, heels. - Hi guys, my name is Jasmine. I am 22 years old, and I'm from London.

[all cheer and clap] - Woo! - Yay! - Woo!

- London! - Woo! - So I have a question for you guys.

Where is your favourite holiday destination? I'm going to ask Number One first. - Tokyo.

- Do you wanna answer it, Number One? Or you just. .

. - Tokyo. - .

. . you don't know?

- Help me. - He's just being really rude. - Help me.

- Sorry about that. - He doesn't wanna answer it. - I have tonsillitis.

- He doesn't wanna talk to you about it. - You b*tch, help me. - I mean, that's not very good first impressions, Number One.

- I'm trying. - I'm gonna skip to Number Two. - Ooh, I would say South Korea, and maybe you could come and be my "Seoul mate".

- In South Korea, okay. [Sidemen clap] Number Three? - I would say somewhere like Bali, 'cause, you know, there's nice beaches.

We can go explore. - Number Four? - It would have to be Maldives.

Clear blue skies, [all laugh] beautiful, beautiful crystal waters, soft sandy beaches. We would be eating the finest foods at breakfast, lunch, and dinner with our personal butler catering all our needs and desires. From scuba diving to massages, I've got you.

- Oh wow. [playful music] - I've got you? - I think I'm on Number Five?

- I would just say Mykonos. You know, like private pool, nice villa, good times. - Okay, Number Six.

- The wet coast of your mother's vagina. [Sidemen giggle] [comical music] [all laugh] - Oh, my. Are you serious?

That's not an acceptable answer, Number Six. So, Number Seven? - I'll say Las Vegas, 'cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

- Stays in Vegas, baby. - Nice. - I like that, that's my favourite.

[Jasmine claps] Okay. - Oh! - Do you not wanna give me your answer still, Number One?

- I have tonsillitis. - He's a heavy smoker. - Oh, you have tonsillitis.

- He's a heavy smoker. - Oh, I kinda feel really bad. Okay, so who said something about my mum's?

Who was that, was that number? - Number Six. - That was Number Six.

- Number Six, I really do not like your answer. It's very inappropriate and rude, so. - Oh, damn it, man.

- You're cancelled. [Sidemen cheer] - Come on! - Hello, I'm Number Six.

- Hi. - Lovely to meet ya. - Why did you say that?

- It's funny, innit? [Sidemen laugh] - To be fair, it is. - He's being the class clown.

- You can't say, to be fair, it is. You've sacked me off. - I couldn't keep you here.

- You're a clown, bro. [Sidemen laugh] - Ethan now has to dress up like a clown. I mean, honestly, what did he expect?

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It's great! Anyway, let's see how Ethan looks. - I feel like, the way I'm doing it is more fun.

You shouldn't know which one you're aiming to get out on, 'cause it's not funny. See, I'm more than happy to do all the forfeits, because guess what? I like having fun with my friends.

Oh wow, look, fantastic job. Wow, very well done. [makeup artist chuckling] All right, boys, are you ready?

- Oh my God, oh my days. [all laugh] - Oh, that was a quick makeup job, you did, wow. - Shuffle over.

- Look, you gotta sit here. - I'm seven now, yes? - Oh my God.

- Yeah, this man, this man has a child. That's what you get. - I need to get my phone out.

- Wow. - Did you get them? Let me do it for you.

- Ah, Dej, Dej, Dej, Dej, Dej. No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, can you catch it on camera?

- Dej man, Dej. - Whoa. Yes, Dej, yes, Dej.

Yeah, you got it, you got it, Dej. Yeah, you got it. You got it, Dej.

Oh, you got it, Dej. Dej, you got it, Dej, you got it. Ah, thank you.

[all laugh] - f*cking hell. - For this next round, the second person who is chosen by our date will win and avoid the forfeit. Everyone else must act like a dog towards our date as punishment.

All right, let's do this. - My name's Elise. I'm 32 and I'm from Birmingham, if you can't tell already.

And I'm sitting next to a dog kennel, I don't know why. [all laugh] So I'm gonna go for question one then. What do you like to do in your free time?

And I'll give that to Number One, please. - I like to help out at local soup kitchens and spend as much time as I can with my family. - Okay, fair enough, that's good, that's nice.

Spending time with others and that. Same question to Number Two, please. - For me it's just, you know, charity work.

I like puzzles, as well. Playing games and travelling, as well. - Same question to Number Three, please.

- So I spend all my free time working on my charity called "One Last Woof". And we find elderly people who have lost their partner and we pair them up with a rescue dog with a similar lifespan left so neither has to die alone. [Sidemen laugh] - Okay.

- That's 'cause, nice, man. - You said "One Last Woof". - That's with.

. . [Sidemen giggle] - That's a nice charity.

- It's lovely. - Yeah, that is, that's nice, yeah. Same question to Number Four.

- I like to work with charities for underprivileged kids. - Okay, and Number Five? - I'm a lollipop man, so I help kids cross the road.

[Sidemen laugh] - Fantastic. - And I let them lick the lollipop, too, sometimes. - No, no, stop.

- Oh, is that? [Sidemen giggle] - What? - Number Six, please.

- I like to go clubbing with Number Four. That's why he lost his voice. - Okay, I was wondering what that was.

Okay, and Number Seven, please. - Poetry. Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'd really like to go on a date with you. - Oh, that's very nice. - Aw!

- Aw, that was nice. [Sidemen clap] Okay, I'll probably have to eliminate Number Five this time because I'm not sure about that licking the lollipop business. [Sidemen laugh] - Thank you, boss.

- Hello. - Hi. [Sidemen laugh] - Hi.

- Sorry. - It's okay. - Lollipop Man.

[Sidemen laugh] - All right, so ladies and gentlemen, this is the round that really counts. Let's see who wins. - Okay, so question number two.

To Number One again, do you know any good jokes? - Gender equality. - Oh.

- Oh. - Oh no. [Sidemen chuckle] - Excuse me?

- Oh no. - Can you, can you just repeat that for me, Number One, please? - I think you heard what I said.

- Wow. [Sidemen laugh] - Oh my God! - I don't think I have to ask the rest of the questions, wow, okay.

Number Two, please. - Well, my girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

[all laugh] - Oh my God. - Number Three? - Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

- I don't know. - Because he was a her before. [all laugh] - Oh my God.

[all laugh] - Genius. - Number Four? - I like to work with charities for underprivileged.

[Sidemen laugh] [Tobi snorts] - Let's move on, Number Six, please? - No. - No, you don't know any good jokes?

- No. - Fair enough, I'll give you that, Number Seven? - What do me and Jeffrey Dahmer have in common?

- Hopefully nothing. - We both like to eat young boys. - Oh my gosh.

- Wait, what? - Oh my gosh. [all laugh] - Oh my God.

- What? - Oh my God. - Little bitty wanker.

- I haven't done it, you know? - Yeah, so I'm gonna have to get rid of Number Seven. - He's done it.

- No! - f*ck! [all laugh] - Hello, how are you?

Yes. - He's recently biassed. - Come on!

- All right, it's time. - For God's sake, man. - Go on, boy.

[all laugh] [Sidemen barking] I'm just taking my dogs for a walk. [Sidemen barking] - It's normal. Seems very normal.

[Sidemen barking] [Elise laughs] [laughing and barking continues] Are we all okay? Does anyone need any like, medical professionals? [all laugh] - Okay, so for this round, the third man that is chosen by our date will win, avoiding the forfeit.

The losers must receive several shots to the arse by a football machine. All right, let's go. - My name's Sabrina.

I'm 25 and I'm from Leicestershire, nice to meet you. [Sabrina giggles] - Woo! - Woo!

- Leicestershire, woo! - Yes. - Number Seven says, "Yeah.

" - Midlands. So, my first question is, name something that you're afraid of. That goes to boy Number One.

- You not falling in love with me. - Aw. - Aw.

- Aw. - Boy Number Two? - Getting hit by a football.

- Hit by a football? - Yeah, I have PTSD. - Okay, has that happened to you in the past or?

- Yeah, when I was a kid I got smacked in the face. - Got PTSD from that? - Yeah.

- Okay. You were that kid in the playground. [all laugh] Okay, Boy Number Three?

- My daughter's sh*tty nappy. - Okay, Number Four? [Sabrina laughs] - Not living long enough to see my kids grow up.

- Aw, I like that answer. - I'm safe, I'm safe. - And Number Five?

- Spontaneous combustion. - I mean, yeah. [Sabrina laughs] It's always something to be worried about.

Number Six? - Just being alone. - Okay.

- Aw. - Number Seven? - I have a huge fear of rejection.

I feel like my love life has just been women saying no to me all the time. - Aw. [Sabrina laughs] - You gonna take that?

- Okay. Okay, who said sh*tty nappy? - That was me, Number Three.

[Sabrina laughs] - Okay. Okay, I'm gonna have to eliminate Number Three. Oh, no!

[Sidemen cheer] I'm sorry. [Sabrina laughs] - How do you feel about your choice? - I'm actually really upset about it.

I'm really disappointed with myself. - Yeah, well, no fun for you. [all laugh] - That sounds creepy.

[all laugh] - I'm a clown, I'm a clown, I'm playing a character. - Okay, boys, what's something that you're proud of? - I won a fight with Floyd Mayweather.

- Geez! - Geez. [Sabrina laughs] - And Number Two?

- Maintaining my friendships for such a long time. - Aw. - Aw.

- Aw. Would you say that those are the people who are next to you right now, or? - Some of them, yes.

- Yeah? Number Four, something you're proud of? - My friends, to be honest.

They've achieved a lot and I'm really proud of them. - That's sweet. Number Five?

- My penis size. [all laugh] - Number Six? - I'm gonna say, I'm proud of the three course meals that I cook my bedridden mother, because she's quite ill.

- Oh wow. [all giggle] Okay, and Number Seven? - Probably all the kids I meet at Make-a-Wish.

Just, you know, making their day and bringing a smile to their faces. - Okay, so we've had some very sweet answers. So I'm gonna have to go for, "My penis size".

What was that number? [Sabrina giggles] - Yes, yes, yes! [Sabrina laughs] - Because you haven't even got the effort to talk yourself.

- Hi. - Hi. - I'm Tobi, I've got tonsillitis.

- Oh, I'll let you off then. - Okay, people, here we go. The round that truly counts.

- What's something you wish you were better at? Boy Number One? - Not seeing your clapped face.

- Sorry? [Sidemen laugh] - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

- What did you say? - No, no, I wish I was better at seeing your clapped face. - Okay.

- What does that mean? [Sabrina laughs] - Oh, right, Boy Number Two? - Lying to women to get into their pants.

- Oh. - Oh, okay, Boy Number Four? - Sex, because they normally don't survive.

- You're all gonna get eliminated this time. [all laugh] Number Six? - Just wiping my hands after I take a sh*t.

[all laugh] - I didn't think you were going that hard. - Probably stealing, honestly. - Okay.

- I've actually stolen from a homeless man before. I stole his jokes. [Sabrina laughs] - Okay, well, to be honest, you all needed eliminating pretty much from that one, but I'm gonna go with Number Six.

- f*ck. - Yeah! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Whoa, VAR, VAR. - Why?

Why? - No, that was me. - Why number six?

- Do you know which one that was? - Were you taking the sh*t? - Are you serious?

- Was that not you? - Hello, hello, nice to meet you, sorry. Thank you.

- I said I would lie. - I'm sorry. - I said I'll kill you.

- Yes! [all laugh] - He said you were clapped. - What is going on?

- How's he got eliminated? - Come on. - That is ridiculous.

- To the footballs, to the footballs. - I'm fuming. - I bust K's, I bust K's on that one.

I dunno how. - Oh my anus. - I might sh*t myself.

- I think you gotta be loose, man, you gotta be loose. - Nah, 'cause that's when it comes out. - Oh.

- What comes out? - The poo. - f*cking hell, man!

- Oh, are you ready to go, yeah? - Yeah! - Are we good?

- Yeah. - I, I'm just taking my time, man. This is, this is a pleasure, this is.

- Ah. - I'm going this side first. - What side?

- We don't know what side. [sidemen scream] - f*ck! [all laugh] f*ck, that hurt!

That actually hurt! [all scream] - Oh my f*ck, man! [all scream] - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

- This is scary, you know? - It's really scary. - This is scary, you know?

- All right, all right, all right, Ethan. - No! [all scream] - Why would that hit my side cheek?

- Oh my God. - Ow! - It stings, you know?

It stings. [all scream and laugh] - Oh my God. - Ow!

- It's Deji, not me. - I'm terrified right now. - Bro, just shoot it!

- All right, all right, fine. [all scream and laugh] - Not again, that's three times! [JJ screams] [Simon screams] - Oh my God.

How many is there? How many is there, bruv? - He's putting them back in.

[all scream] - Oh, f*ck you. - We're done, we're done, we're done, we're done. - I would've took all them.

- I got hit four times. [all laugh] [all chat at once] - That stings! - I got hit four times.

- I didn't get hit any. - Ah. - Yo, my cheek's swollen.

- It's bad, that's a stinger. - Right, so for the second last round of this video, the fifth man to be chosen by our date will win. The losers must eat our very own Sides Hot Wings.

All right, let's do this. [Nadeshi laughs] - Something funny? [Nadeshi laughs] - Hi boys.

- Hello. - Hello. - Hello.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Nadeshi Hopkins. I'm half Mauritian, half Welch.

- Ooh. - Now, that's wifey right there. [all laugh] Sorry, sorry, speaking out loud.

- What makes you unique? - Probably my laugh. [JJ laughs] [Nadeshi laughs] - That wasn't your laugh.

- That was not. . .

- That wasn't your laugh. - That was creepy as f*ck. - Okay, wait, wait, let me try again.

[JJ laughs] [Nadeshi laughs] - That was creepier. [JJ laughs] - Wait, what was that Number One or Number Two? Who was that?

- Number One, Number One. - Okay, Number Two? - I had my voice box removed so now I talk like this.

[all laugh] - Oh my goodness, okay. Number Three? - I once raised a duckling after its mother got hit by a car and it still calls me father.

- Okay, that's very, that's imaginative. I like that, okay. [all laugh] - Told you, she likes it.

- Number Four, what makes you unique? - I started going grey at the age of 17. - Seriously?

- Yeah. - Sadly, yeah. - Sadly.

- Fair enough, fair enough. Number Five, what makes you unique? - I used to be fat and I still am.

- Wait, why is that unique? - At least, you know, if you own it and you are confident, it's fine, it's all good. All right, Number Six, give me your answer.

- My creativity. So I like to paint and then give the paintings away for free. - You give it away for free?

- Yeah, yeah. - You're not gonna charge people? - No, of course not.

Like, I feel like giving is the best thing to do, isn't it? Than taking. - Smooth, smooth operator.

- I mean, I'm a business woman. I always put prices on everything, so. Number Seven?

- I have one blue eye and one pink eye. - Pink eye? - As in pink coloured eye.

- Okay, that's interesting. Mm, who do I want to eliminate? Hmm.

Would you remind me of your answer, Number Two? [Tobi giggles] Number Two, what was your answer? - He's very nervous, hang on.

He's gotta restart his voice box. - Yeah, he's a bit slow. - I think he's fumbled it, to be honest.

- I had my voice box removed, so now I talk like this. - There you go. - Okay, and Number Three, would you mind reminding me one more time?

- I've raised a duckling after its mother got hit by a car and it calls me its father still. - Okay, so do I want a guy who talks through his phone, like a voice box or whatever, or do I want a caring guy who cares for animals? [sidemen giggle] The one that is going to stay is probably the voice box.

Number Three, you gotta go. - What the f*ck? [all laugh] What are you talking about?

You bastards! I raised a duck from a young age! It's all right, fine, fine.

Ya bastards. [all laugh] It's fine. - But listen, like, like, the voice box is so unique.

Like, come on. - Very unique. - It gets old.

- All right, next question. If you could choose what I was wearing right now, what would you choose? Number One?

- Anything you'd like, really. - Oh, I like that. I like that, giving me some freedom.

Okay, Number Two? - A D. Va "Overwatch" cosplay.

[all laugh] - Did you say a diva cosplay? - Can you play that one more time please? - A D.

Va "Overwatch" cosplay. - He said, "A D. Va "Overwatch" cosplay".

- What? [Nadeshi laughs] - Yep, he wants her to dress as a robot. - Let's go with Number Four, please.

- Whatever makes you feel most comfortable and confident. - Ah, okay, I like that. - It's a bit wet though, innit?

- Number Five? - Lots of clothes, because I respect women. - Oh gosh, we're gonna have some issues, because I love to express myself.

And it doesn't have a lot of clothes. [Nadeshi laughs] [quirky music] Number Six? - I say we wear matching onesies.

- Yes! - Yes! - I like that, yes, we can be twinning, I like that.

Okay, Number Seven? - A smile 'cause it doesn't really matter as long as you're happy. [Sidemen giggle] - Oh, that's so nice.

Okay, oh, the thing is, my lucky number is five. Five, could you give your answer again? - I said lots of clothes because I respect women.

- I'm half Mauritian, we don't really wear a lot of clothe. So I think you have to go. [Nadeshi giggles] Oh my gosh!

A clown! - I am a clown, yes. - Hi, it's very nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. Are you happy with your decision? - Kind of, yes.

[Sidemen giggle] I can't be seen in public with you, I'm sorry. - Can't be seen in public with me. Okay, I'm alone again.

- Oh. - Why is your hand there? - I dunno, I didn't even.

. . [Sidemen laugh] - Is everything all right?

- Bro, I think it must have just been there. - Oh, that is funny, that is so random. How long would we date before we have kids?

Number One? - As many dates as we need. You know, there's no rush.

There's so many things we just need to do and see. - Okay, I feel like you're the responsible one of the group. - Ooh.

- Okay, Number Two? - Why wait? We can have kids now and bring them on date night, unlike the McCanns.

- What? - What? - What?

[Nadeshi laughs] Oh my gosh, do you know what? Even though you're not speaking and you're speaking with a voice box, your answers have been very interesting and on point today. Who's left?

Number Four, please? - I, notoriously, like to rush into things, so probably after a couple of days, honestly. [Sidemen giggle] - Ooh, okay, you're a bit like me.

I'm impatient as well, I'm very spontaneous, hmm. Okay, Number Six? - Wait, what's the question again, please?

[Tobi and Simon giggle] - How long would we date before we have kids? - Oh, how long? Oh, I'm saying like two years.

Because I feel like that's the best time for you to like really get to know me and see if we're compatible. - Wow, okay, so you're responsible too. Damn, you're making me look bad, I like to rush into things.

I don't have any kids by the way. Seven? - I don't think there is a right amount of time.

I think as long as you're in the right state of mind, financially and emotionally, I think, then you go for it. - I like that, I like that. Doesn't give me any red flags.

However, I'm very impatient. So two years feels like a stretch. I don't think I can do that.

So which number is that? - That was Six. - Number Two.

[all laugh] - It was Number Six, it was Number Six, it was Number Six. - Number Six, I think you have to go. [Sidemen clap] - Yeah!

- Hold on, why am I celebrating? I'm already f*cking out. - Oh gosh.

- Hello. - Hi, it's very nice to meet you. - Good to meet you too.

[Nadeshi laughs] - Two years is long. - It's not that long. - And what's that on your back?

- Oh, it's my jacket. Do you wanna see? - Yeah, put it on.

[Sidemen laugh] - Can I try it on? - Do you wanna try it on? - Yeah, can I try it on?

I'll try it on. - He's getting finessed. - She's running off with that jacket, man.

- Okay, so it would be like this? - Yeah. - Or I can just take it off like that.

- Yeah, exactly, so it's like, yeah, it's cool isn't it? - Yeah, it is, I think I might keep it. [Sidemen laugh] - I told you, I told you, got finessed.

[all laugh] - You've been tapped. - Come sit down, bruv. Come on, come sit down, you lost it.

- Thank you. This is my fourth question. What's the best meal you've ever eaten?

Number One, what's your answer? - For me, it has to be Sexy Fish. I love, you know, my high expensive meals.

So for me, the black cod at Sexy Fish, [JJ smacks his lips] pang. [Nadeshi gasps] - I love seafood. I love anything from the ocean, so I like that.

Okay, Number Two? - My mom's Jollof rice with chicken. I can get her to make you some.

[Nadeshi laughs] - I do like Jollof rice, but I don't eat chicken. Can she do something else? Like, I don't know, like mussels or prawns, anything like that?

- Whatever you like. [all laugh] - All right, all right, all right. Four, what's your answer?

- The meal that I'm gonna cook for us later. - Oh, hello. I like that.

Can you cook rice and beans? - I can cook whatever you want. - Whatever I want, okay.

- I swear you can't cook rice. - What, what you mean, you think it's frozen? - I'm pretty sure you don't know how to cook rice or beans.

[Nadeshi laughs] - You ain't a chef, bro. - No. - If worst comes to worst, I can always cook.

My mum used to be a chef, so. - Shut up. [all laugh] - Number Two, that was outrageous.

- That is mad, Number Two. - You are a savage, Number Two. Seven, what's your answer?

- The first time I had my family roast sea bass. - Family roast sea bass. - Yeah, because, no, I love fish, so I love all seafood.

- Same, I love anything from the ocean. - Yeah, so good. - Okay.

Hmm. Do you know what? This is gonna be a sad loss, because I actually really, really liked you, Number Two.

- Yes! - But you know. .

. You know, everything was good until you told me to shut up, and I don't like being disrespected. [all laugh] So you have to go, go.

- It wasn't me, it was him. - Was it? - I've got tonsillitis.

- Don't try backing out of it now. - Oh! - You've got to own it, bruv.

Number Two, you gotta own it. - It is what it is. - I'm so sorry.

- He's gotten them lips. [all laugh] - All right, this is it. Who will win this round?

- I'm an optimist. So happiness and being positive means everything to me. So what makes you happy?

Number One, go. - Death. I like seeing dying children.

- Okay, so you have a dark sense of humour. - No, this is no humour, this is serious. - You just like death.

Okay, fair enough. - Classic Number One. - Four, what is your answer?

- You giving me a happy ending. - That's hot. - Okay.

Oh, I think that's a conversation to have off the camera. Seven, what's your answer? - My sister and our baby together.

- Oh, wow. - Also, also. - No, hang on, hang on.

- I'm Number One, I do like eating out my mom. [all laugh] - You know, I take it back. I'm Number Four.

I wanna be single the rest of my life. - Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

- I don't like relationships, they're awful. - Oh my God. Okay, so, wow.

That's quite hard. Do I want someone who's just eating out their own mom? No.

- It's just a dark sense of humour. - No, no, no. - He doesn't actually, yeah.

- I like dark sense of humour, but that was a little bit too dark. if I'm going to be quite honest. - I f*ck my sister.

- Number Four, what was your answer? - That I f*cked everyone here's sisters. I f*cked your mom.

- Hang on, hang on. It was happy ending, it was happy ending. [all laugh] - You said "Happy ending".

Okay, so that could mean anything. Number One, your answer was death. - Yeah, I've also slapped a baby before.

[Sidemen laugh] - Yeah, no, no, he's doing it regardless. - Ah. Do you know what?

I'm not really a huge fan of kids, but I won't slap one. I'll probably just do my own thing. So who am I gonna go for?

[light music] Oh God. One, Four, or Seven? - I'd slap your mom as well.

[all laugh] - No, he's doing it regardless. - Who was that, who was that? It's probably gonna be Seven.

- f*ck! - Yes! - Oh!

- Gah! - Thank you very much, thank you. - Oh, no!

- I like your jacket. - f*ck, man! - Yes!

Have that! [all laugh] - f*ck! - You tried so hard.

- f*ck! - He pulled out all the stops on that one. - You're doing it regardless.

- You said you ate your mom. [all laugh] And you said, "No, I actually do it. " - Bro, I literally said everything I could say to not do this.

- All right, everyone take one. - What's the thing? Is it like you have to bite off the whole thing?

- All right, JJ, have a quick whiff of it. No, no, no. Everyone have a quick whiff.

- Oh sh*t. [JJ coughs] - That's ketchup. - Oh, it's warm.

- All right, well tuck in, boys. - But his one's tiny. - Okay, here we go.

- Do we just bite it once? - A big bite. - You got a tiny one.

- I wanna see, like, I wanna see the wing gone. - Holy f*cking sh*t. - Oh, I can smell it, I can actually smell it.

- It's tasty. - Oi, look at Ethan, man. - It's tasty, but it's f*cking hot.

- And Deji's finished it. - Oh you bastard. - Tobi's finished it.

- Oh, you bastard. - It's nice. You gotta finish it.

- Ooh, it creeps, it creeps, it's on my lips now. - Oh sh*t. - This Louisiana's hot, you know?

- Oh! - Box it out. Box it out, it's fine.

- That's minor. - Ah, it's minor. - But the thing is, they're so tasty as well.

- They're very tasty. - They're so tasty. - I want to eat another one.

- Mine is really nice, it burns though. - We're Nigerian. - I like the burn, though.

- It's quite a nice burn. - f*cking hell, bruv. - It's a creeper though.

- That's a bit hot, you know? [Harry coughs] - I feel you're creeping. You're gonna regret that, it's creeping.

- No, they are tasty though. - They're really nice. Is there like other food I can eat to like, maybe like, suppress this?

- That's what she said. - Have I wiped off my makeup up? Kind of, not really?

Oi, it's creeping. It's getting hot. - You're sweating.

- Yeah. Are fries in there? - But the worst thing is, they're actually so nice.

Like the crispy, like, whatever it is on the tongue. Ah. - Milk!

No, I'm with Harry, the wings are so well done. - Harry's shaking. - I haven't eaten yet today, so my stomach is just getting that like straight away.

- JJ looks calm. - I'm all right. I didn't have as much as you guys probably did, but I mean, I had a good go.

- Oh, you left half your wings. - No, I didn't leave half. Bro, I'm black, allow me.

- Let's see the wing. - Oh wow. - That's another bite.

- Oh wow! - That's a bite. - JJ, look at our wings over here.

Look at those. - That's poor, JJ. - That ain't nothing, no, you gotta eat that.

- Bro, I'm done. What'd you mean? We need to move on to the next one?

- You need to eat that bit. - I feel like you have to have another one, I'll be real. - What?

Shut the f*ck up. [Deji laughs] - You gotta at least finish that. - You have an option, eat a whole new one or you have that.

- Oh my God. But it's been touching yours, bruv. - Well eat that one then, have another bite.

- No, no. - Come on, do half of that one. - Nah, man, let me just finish this.

- No, no, no. - He's taking it like a pill. - Stop stop.

[JJ burps] - What's that? - I'm trying to just swallow it. - Yeah.

- I reckon it just cured Tobi's tonsillitis. - Yeah, absolutely. Well done boys.

[all clap] - Finally, by the end of the video, it's gonna be a madness, people. The last two men left sitting will lose and will receive the ultimate forfeit of getting slimed. Now I can't reiterate how this is all for entertainment purposes only.

So if you feel uncomfortable, you can stop the video now and leave it at that. You have been warned. Here we go.

- Hi, my name's Maria. I'm 33 and I live in London, hi. - Hello.

- Hi, so I'm gonna go into question one, are you guys ready? - Yeah. - Yay, all right.

You feeling good? - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Somewhat. [Maria laughs] Okay, how often do you exercise?

Number One? - As many times as you'll let me f*ck you, you dirty b*tch. - Thank you so much.

Okay, and same question for Number Two. - Bloody hell. - Basically all the f*cking time.

I'm ripped as f*ck, I love my body. I'm obsessed with my body, I think I'm amazing. - I, do you know what?

You sound so humble, you're definitely a catch. I love it. Number Three, hit me.

- I manage to make it to my fridge at least four or five times a day. - I'm so impressed. [Maria laughs] Number Four?

- I don't really plan my exercise. Just when I see a fat person in public, I slap their belly and then run away saying, "Catch me if you can, you massive fatty. " [all laugh] - How many times did that happen today?

- Only twice, actually. So I need to do a bit more later, but. - Same question, how often do you exercise, Number Five?

- So I'm an Andrew Tate stan, so I don't know why the f*ck you're talking to me, you silly little b*tch. - I do, I didn't hear it. I'm so sorry, I don't speak ratchet, what did you say?

- He said nothing, he said nothing. - No, really, he said nothing. [all laugh] - He said nothing.

- Okay. - Yeah, nothing, he said nothing. [Maria laughs] - Number Six?

- Only when I'm banging your mum. - Oh my God, can you tell her I called? Is that okay?

- No. - Thanks. f*ck you.

[Maria laughs] Number Seven? - Whenever I'm in bed with your mother. - Oh, original, he repeated it.

- Original, mate. - I'm gonna have to go with Voice Box Boy, because it wasn't imaginative enough, I'm afraid. [Maria laughs] - Voice Box Boy, where are you?

- Hi. - How are you, you all right, lovely? - Sorry, I'm Tobi, I've got tonsillitis.

- I'm sorry for your loss. Bye. [Maria laughs] So, second question.

[Maria laughs] I'm expecting some absolute whirlwind of sh*t on this one. What's it like being around your parents? - It's absolutely jarring.

I wish they was in the ground, six feet under. - You're so romantic. Okay, Number Two?

- Yeah, absolutely jarring. I wish my parents were in the ground, under. - That was really imaginative, you know?

- Okay, same question, Number Three? - Mind your own f*cking business. - Oh!

- sh*t, fair enough, okay, fair enough. All right, do I leave at this point? [Maria laughs] All right, Number Four, hit it.

- My parents are a bit odd. They're called the "Guernsey Gobblers". [all laugh] They eat every arse in sight on the island.

[all laugh] - I f*cking watched that film. - I need to go again, really. - Okay, Number Five?

- You know what? I dunno why you're asking, you're never gonna meet them. So like, don't ask me questions.

- You don't know that, I might've already met them. - No, trust me, I've seen you. You're not a, don't, you're not seeing my parents.

- It's Mindy, isn't it, your mum's name? [Maria laughs] - Close. - Close.

- Close enough. [all laugh] - Okay, Number Six? - Ah, just shut up.

- Number Six? - Shut up. - Number Six?

- Yeah, shut up. - Sorry, Number Six? - Yeah, shut up.

- I'm gonna wait until you gimme something better, Number Six. - Then we'll be waiting here all day. - Oh.

[Maria laughs] You guys are paying for it. My favourite was Guernsey Gobbler. - That's your favourite?

- Oh no, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad. - Absolute favourite. - That's bad.

- I'm gonna go with deja vu boy. - What, Number Two? - Number Two.

[Sidemen cheer] - Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Are you serious? - Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I mean, ah. [all laugh] Unfortunately, yeah. Ah, sh*t.

[all laugh] - Ah. - Ah, f*ck. Ah, great to meet you, though.

- Good to see you. Is that triple X on there? - Yeah, XIX.

- Oh, nice, I like it. [Maria laughs] - That's my boys. - Question number three.

This could be pretty traumatic. What was the best part of your childhood? - When I was in year six, I used to try and kiss the little boys in year one.

[Sidemen laugh] - Jesus Christ. [all laugh] - Number one cause of p*edophilia is molesting kids. - I love kids.

- Number three. - Number three. [Josh laughs] - Anytime, man.

- When I was a kid, there was a guy in our area called "Pirate Man", and he wore an eye patch and he used to pay us a fiver to let him cum in our eyes. - Oh, don't do that man. [Maria laughs] - It's a true story.

Lived in the woods. - Fireman's actually number one. - Did you just say somebody came in your eyes as a child?

- Yeah, Pirate Man, I got, I made like 25 quid. [Maria laughs] - Business man. - Okay, nice.

- Why was she laughing? - Number Four? [Harry shrieks] - Oh my God.

Oh my God. - That was way too close. - Bugger.

Butter. Oh my God. - You a Pokemon?

- Oh my God. - That was the best part of your childhood? - That's his memory of his childhood.

[Harry shrieks] - Oh my God. [all laugh] - Number Six? - Number Five, you mean?

- Number- - You forgetful [bleep]. [all laugh] And there's no point in me telling you my answer. You'll forget it anyway, so just shut up.

[all laugh] - I'm so sorry, who are you again? - Why do you keep. .

. - Number Six, that was Number Six. - That was Number Four.

- That was Number Five. - Number One. - That was Number Five!

- Number one. [all laugh] It was number one, number one. [all laugh] - Five!

- Okay, Number Five. - Yes. - What's the best par of your childhood?

- I just answered you! [all laugh] Is your memory that bad? [all laugh] - No, it's just, you're that forgettable, I'm so sorry.

- Aw. - Aw. - So sorry.

Okay, Number Six? - When I was in year one, there was this guy in year six that used to kiss us. [all laugh] - Come here, little boy.

- I'm so down, bro. - Come here. [all laugh] - Come on then.

- Number Five, don't like it. Don't like the cut that he did. - No!

- Yes! I mean, ah. [Maria laughs] Hello.

- Hi Number Five. - f*ck. [Deji laughs] - Okay, what brings you guys the most fulfilment in life?

Number One? - p*edophilia. Touching.

[all laugh] - Oh my God. Brother. - I love touching little boys' cocks.

[all laugh] I love to see what they look like. - Bruh, nah, nah! Wow, nah.

- In a clown outfit. [all laugh] - Yeah, he got this regardless, right? - Oh my God.

[all laugh] - He just said. . .

- You're a father, a recent father. [all laugh] - I'm playing my game. [all laugh] - What brings you the most fulfilment in life, Number Three?

- Watching Number One touch little boys' cocks. [all laugh] - Nice, nice, we're getting demonetized. We're getting demonetized.

[all laugh] We're making no money. [all laugh] We're making no money. [all laugh] - Are they just touching?

I don't know. [all laugh] Okay, Number Four, what brings you the most fulfilment? - Hookers, hookers.

Hookers. - Is that like stuff on the wall, or? - No, the women that that you pay to sleep with.

[Maria laughs] - It's a true story. - The ladies. - I burned my eyes.

- Okay, what brings you the most fulfilment in life, Number Six, please? - When people will vote me out, to not stay in this competition, please. [Maria laughs] Please.

- I kind of don't wanna give it to you now, mate. I'm sorry. [all laugh] Sucks to be you, oh.

- Shut up, man. [all laugh] I just, I hate you. I don't know, I hate you.

Bro, what is this? - Okay, so I'm gonna go with hooker. [Maria laughs] - What?

- Come on. Yes. - I would say take mine, personally.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Nice one, thank you very much. Lovely to meet you.

- Lovely to meet you. [all laugh] - I'm getting slimed. [all laugh] - Last question, what was your first kiss like, Number One?

- Really young, innocent boy. [all laugh] They didn't really have much choice in the matter. - It didn't work, why you trying to get?

It didn't work last time. - So we got some consent, non-consent going on here. - No, absolutely none, I just grabbed him.

[all laugh] - Oh no. [all laugh] - Okay, Number Three, please. - It only happened last week and I cummed in my pants.

- Yay, I'm so proud of you. Okay. [Maria laughs] - No, I'm just gonna go in there now.

- Okay, Number Six, what was your first kiss like? - Oh, ask your mom, shut up. - Again?

Oh my gosh. [Maria laughs] Okay, I feel like you are losing the will to live, Number Six, come on out. - Yes!

Yes! Thank you so much. [all laugh and clap] Yes!

[all laugh] - Have you heard what I've been saying? You've just supported p*edophilia. - Josh and Ethan are our losers.

And for all the mean things they said, they will get slimed by their date as punishment. - Take that, you p*edophile. [all laugh] - Yeah, f*ck it.

[Maria laughs] - I hate you with feeling. - May it go on forever. - f*ck off, man.

- Unlike your last lay. - f*ck off, man. [all laugh] - Five, four, three, two, one.

[horn honking] - Oh my God! Oh! [horn honking] - Oh my God.

[horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] Oh my God. [Ethan screams] - It's so cold! [horn honking] [all laugh] It's so cold.

[all laugh] f*ck you! - f*ck you! [all laugh] Yeah, that's for the little boys.

[horn honking] [all laugh] We're dedicating that to the boy in year one. [all laugh] Thank you. - Charming.

- Can you let me out? Wild, man. So cold.

- This one is for your Catholic upbringing. - Oh. [horn honking] [Maria laughs] - Oh, no.

- It's just gross. [horn honking] [all laugh] - Oh my God! [horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] [all laugh] - It's all coming off his fat head.

- That's good. - Well done. [all laugh] [horn honking] [Deji and Maria clap] [all laugh] - Hi there!

- Are you okay? - It's so cold. - Josh, Josh, can you see us?

- Just keep going. [horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] - Why is it still going? [all laugh] [horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] [all laugh] [horn honking] [all laugh] - Well done, Josh.

- Well done, Josh. [all clap] - Wow, that was amazing. Thank you all for watching.

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