[Music] wow oh hi henry how was it terrible worst i've ever had [Music] what happened to you uh i don't know see you henry we're getting a haircut aren't we hungry uh yeah see you all [Music] i'm not going in i'm getting tired of this henry you're being really hurt henry [Music] oh excuse me dad [Music] who's next next oh you number one or number two [Music] next [Music] i said who's next [Music] i think it must be me chop chop then [Music] thank you mr won [Music] next come on henry he won't eat you
[Music] um just a trim please that'll do thank you [Music] oh [Music] stop it henry don't behave like a baby i didn't behave like a baby did i die no you didn't peter so it hurts more keep still [Music] i need the toilet why didn't you go when we came in i didn't need to go friend i need to go now [Music] well hurry up [Music] and read coming [Music] [Music] henry we're waiting [Music] the perfect haircut coming up [Music] henry there goes well come on man i'm not doing this on my own [Music] hello
great on greta happy oh thank you great on greta they're toffee tongue twisters toffee tongue twisters cool my favorite thanks great operator you're welcome here [Music] [Music] he's uh he's waiting for you in the living room ruby i say okay you're henry yep i say okay y'all too steve i say my favorite okay y'all henry yeah well [Music] oh just put them over there [Music] oh uh you can go now thank you come on henry [Music] meow [Music] oh henry answer the door will you [Music] hello henry hello miss lovely day isn't it henry yes
lovely most lovely i came to wish lovely pizza a lovely birthday oh right lovely present lovely pizza yeah right lovely peter if i could come in henry oh yes come on miss lovely lovely henry they're all in there oh lovely [Music] this is good this is very good now should i start with a super-sized sausage or a happy [Music] are you ready to be a tip-top tiddlywinker [Music] [Applause] come on henry you've got to come and be a tip-top tiddly winker otherwise my party won't be [Music] you're not thinking about eating [Music] [Music] i mean
no i'm not show me your hands henry hmm come on then everyone's waiting after you henry thanks birthday worms [Music] mission accomplished [Music] well done mr soggington hiding them in the toilet and then asking for a toilet break in the middle of your test hold this trick in the book oh hold this trick in the book did you get that result but oh this trick yes mr soggington oh bring them to my office yes miss oddboard we'll just have to try something else [Music] it's very smelly it's a smelly smell yeah smelly smell yes thank
you susan it's henry oh it's no good i can't read my own writing not sure the shoes are gonna work henry time to try my secret weapon [Music] so if i were to ask you what three plus two equals what would the answer be [Music] yes margaret the answer would be five miss well done margaret and if i were to ask you what three plus three to the power of prime number 17 divided by the 24 [Music] yes margaret there's someone at the window miss is yes dad you in bed already yes dad early night
math trust tomorrow of course well just do your best henry yes dad i'm sure you'll get one or two answers right thanks dad good night [Music] ready for this henry ready ralph i tried writing my times table on the carrot cool it's clean sir [Music] can't get much on a carrot stick sir you all be having that young man's before [Music] me [Music] no sir [Music] mascot sir [Music] do [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] you stay in here for a moment we don't despoil the surprise for the girls do we oh no we certainly don't right
what happens next what do you mean what happens next we're not really going to entertain them for two hours till daring dan and his sidekick arrive are we why not it could be quite fun are you kidding they'll spot us from boils off oh right what are we going to do then i don't know i do i know what we can do what what tell me peter no not unless you promise not to steal it this time and pretend it was your brilliant idea all right i promise we find somewhere to hide for two hours
and then when daring dan gets here we can watch him and then sneak home again and no one will know we're here hmm pretty good hmm just one problem what's that margaret's mom knows we're here then we'll have to make her think we're still here won't we are you sure this is gonna work peter trust me henry won't be long now margaret's still just deciding which pink tutu she's going to wear okay are you feeling all right [Music] henry we can hide in here we certainly can [Music] i can't think where those look a lucky
party entertainers got to [Music] need a hand oh yes this is really heavy [Music] wake up henry we're moving [Music] what's happening where am i you're in a cake trolley with no clothes on and it looks like we're joining the party [Music] um cakey time in a minute first we've got a surprise for you please it's not a surprise it's five o'clock so that must mean daring dance here i missed certainly am at your service and may i introduce jumping james [Music] [Music] right [Applause] [Music] and now may i introduce in honor of our budding
ballerina the cake um i can explain it was his idea [Music] [Music] i'm not coming you are coming henry now who's gonna help me make the picnic oh me please i'll help you dad please can i help please please it's all right worm there's no competition you go right ahead toady toad don't be horrid henry [Music] look lettuce and cucumber and tomatoes [Music] right we need the picnic blanket oh i'll get it for you dad [Music] now that's what i call a picnic [Music] right picnic blanket check picnic bag you're supposed to say check check
worm sun umbrella i left that in the kitchen oh get it dad [Music] dad says did you want to take the tiddlywinks in case we get bored later i'm bored already and no i do not want to take the tiddlywinks oh is that a tomato what [Music] hurry up boys [Music] dear henry let me take something my smelly nappy baby you can carry something too i am carrying something i've got the tiddlywinks tiddlywinks tiddly stinks more like don't be hurried henry [Music] what you mean we're not going in the car i didn't say that henry
well when are we going in the car no told you so it's family fresh air day today henry remember how could i forget [Music] [Applause] three cheers for her majesty the queen [Applause] uh excuse me how many tv sets have you henry um peter [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] please don't send me to the tower please [Music] come on everyone let's see our tudor display in tudor times mud and straw were used to make the walls of our ancestors homes miss battle axes class will now demonstrate this ancient craft [Music] is [Music] is [Music] henry get
back in line [Music] everybody [Music] lovely [Music] peter i thought you did very well how could you be so horrid henry you've disgraced the entire family and you've made your brother look like a complete idiot [Music] but i only wanted to ask wow [Music] they're going to take me to the tower and jump off my head the queen has been asked thousands of questions but never before has anyone inquired about the number of television sets she owns and there are 82 television sets in the palace 82 i haven't got any do you think she might
have a spare one for my bedroom don't push it you horrid boy but as you and your brother made her visit to your school unlike any other i have been instructed by her majesty to issue you with these two royal passes to the tower of london [Applause] [Music] dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the joining of polly penelope and paul peregrine shut it brett i think i love you yes i love you i love you cause i love you but i love you yes i love you [Music] the ring henry what the
other ring breakfast where is he he's got it no i haven't okay uh here you can borrow mine thank you henry [Music] i think that's how it works [Music] ladies and gentlemen family friends honored guests time for the speeches [Music] yep things just got worse but first i'd like to say a few words in praise of my lovely new bride i'm out of here [Music] [Music] wow that looks delicious [Music] yummy just one more bite [Music] [Music] just wait till i get my hands on you you little crack [Music] [Applause] [Music] i am so ashamed
of you this is positively the last wedding i am ever ever taking you to really i think this could be the best day of my life [Music]
