[Leonard] A hundred years from now, everyone will ask, "How did the friendship between the pigs and the birds start? " [Red] Who cares? [Chuck] Oh, no.
[crowd moans] [Leonard] Well, let them say, "We lit up the night! " [Ross screams] [explosion] [Judge Peckinpah] Holy moly! [Leonard] Ha!
[Terence guffaws] [Matilda] Yeah! Woohoo! [Red] Hey, look.
They destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build. [Chuck] Hmm! [Leonard] But there's more!
[crowd] More? [Leonard] Has gravity gone haywire? No, even better!
Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you the trampoline! [crowd] Whoa! [Leonard] Those are my assistants Oinky.
. . [Oinky] Hello.
[Leonard] . . .
and John Ham! [Red] Now hold on a second. I thought there was only supposed to be two of these guys.
[Leonard] Squad goals. Look at those jiggly pigglies! [fledglings] Woo!
Whee! Ooh! [Leonard] But that's not all.
Throwing things just got a whole lot easier. Say hello to the slingshot! [Ross chortles] [John Ham chortles] [Cyrus] I can't see.
[Bird 1] That is crazy. [Bird 2] Wow! [Leonard] Tired of carrying things from place to place?
[crowd] Yeah! [Leonard] Wish you could just get it there? [crowd] Yeah!
[Leonard] Well, now you can! [crowd] How? [Leonard] Waiters, do me a favor.
[waiter] Huh? [Leonard] Take the rest of the night off. [Red] Hey, if you got the night off, why don't you fix my house?
[crowd groans] [Leonard] Yeah, it's the same guy. [chuckles] Well, the slingshot does it all in three easy steps. Ready?
Aim, fire! [Hal] I got it! [Leonard] Incredible!
[John Ham] Ha! [Leonard] Throw them fresh! [Chuck] Me, me!
I want fruit! [Red] Guys, it's the same fruit sitting on the plates in front of you. [Leonard] Watch out for that pineapple.
And now, for our last gift to you. . .
[Red] Shut up and fix my house! [Chuck chuckles] We don't know him. [Leonard] I'm going to ask for a volunteer from the audience.
[crowd] Ooh! Me! Pick me, Mr Pig!
[Leonard] Whom should I pick? Whom? Whom?
Whom? How about the red guy with the enormous eyebrows? [Chuck] Aww.
. . [Bomb laughs] [Red] Me?
[Leonard] Mhm. [Red] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. [Leonard] Yes, you sir.
Come on up here. It's your lucky day. [Red] Are you sure you don't want to choose one of the hundreds of birds that have their wings up?
[Leonard] Get him up here! [Chuck] Come on, Red. Have some fun!
[crowd] Go, go, go, go, go. . .
! [Leonard] Aww, he's shy. You hear that?
They're cheering for you! [Red] Oh, you got to be kidding me. [Leonard] Red guy with the eyebrows!
[crowd repeats Leonard's chant] [Red] It was that closer, had I known, that I was gonna be part of this show. Okay! Now what?
[Leonard] Come on, give him a hand. [crowd cheers] [Ross] Right this way. Come on!
Relax, deep breath. [Leonard] Ready? [Red] Who, me?
Yeah, no, I'm ready. [Leonard] Aim. .
. [Red] Aim at what? [Leonard] Everybody on this one.
. . [everyone] Fire!
[Red screams] [Bird 3] Wow! [Leonard] Who says birds don't fly? [Red] This seems really unnatural.
[Chuck gasps] [Bomb] Ah, hope he's okay. [Red screams] [Red] Ow! [Red grunts] [Red] Oof!
