YOU READY? >> I'M READY. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME YOU'D HURT YOUR BACK TRYING TO MOVE. >> TELEVISION.
Steve: NAME A PHRASE THAT STARTS WITH "GET OUT OF. . .
" >> MY WAY. Steve: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF? >> 8.
Steve: WHAT PART OF CHRISTMAS DO YOU LIKE THE BEST? >> GIVING PRESENTS. YOU WISH WOULD STOP GROWING.
>> MY NOSE. [DING DING DING] Steve: OK, STEPH. LET'S GO.
I SAID, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME YOU'D HURT YOUR BACK TRYING TO MOVE. YOU SAID. .
. TELEVISION. SURVEY SAID.
. . ALL RIGHT.
I SAID, NAME A PHRASE THAT STARTS WITH "GET OUT OF. . .
" YOU SAID. . .
MY WAY. SURVEY SAID. .
. MM-HMM. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF?
YOU SAID. . .
AN 8. SURVEY SAID. .
. WOW. I SAID, WHAT PART OF CHRISTMAS DO YOU LIKE THE BEST?
YOU SAID. . .
GIVING PRESENTS. SURVEY SAID. .
. THERE YOU GO. THEN I SAID, WHAT P-- WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU WISH WOULD STOP GROWING?
YOU, IN SOME FAIRY-TALE STATE OF MIND, SAID. . .
YOUR NOSE. SURVEY SAID. .
. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GREG.
COME ON, MAN. >> HOW ABOUT IT? OH, COME ON.
Steve: YEAH, YEAH. >> NO, NO, NO. Steve: YOU GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
IT AIN'T THAT BAD, THOUGH, MAN. YOU NEED 123. >> OK.
Steve: I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. THIS GUY IS A GOOD PLAYER, MAN. HE'S A GOOD PLAYER.
HE REALLY IS 'CAUSE HE COMES OUT--HE GIVES IT ALL HE GOT. HE COMES UP WITH SOME NUMBER ONES. HE TAKES A GOOD SHOT AT IT.
GREAT PLAYER. YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP. JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, MAN. I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND-- [BUZZ BUZZ] I'M GONNA SAY, "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. OK, GREG, YOU READY?
>> I'M READY. Steve: LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF STEPH'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME YOU'D HURT YOUR BACK TRYING TO MOVE. >> TELEVISION.
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> COUCH. Steve: NAME A PHRASE THAT STARTS WITH "GET OUT OF.
. . " >> HERE.
Steve: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF? >> 10. Steve: WHAT PART OF CHRISTMAS DO YOU LIKE THE BEST?
>> FAMILY. Steve: NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY YOU WISH WOULD STOP GROWING. >> MY BELLY.
[DING DING DING] Steve: BAM! >> BAM! Steve: TALKIN' ABOUT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. >> YEAH, MAN. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] Steve: I FEEL THIS.
>> YOU GOT IT ALL, MAN. THAT'S THERE. YOU GOT IT ALL.
Steve: COME ON, MAN. I FEEL THIS. >> WATCH THIS.
Steve: I SAID, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME YOU'D HURT YOUR BACK TRYING TO MOVE. YOU SAID. .
. COUCH. SURVEY SAID.
. . >> YEAH!
Steve: COUCH WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. >> OH, YEAH, THERE WE GO. Steve: I THEN SAID NAME A PHRASE THAT STARTS WITH "GET OUT OF.
. . " YOU SAID.
. . HERE.
SURVEY SAID. . .
>> OH, YEAH. >> YEAH. Steve: "HERE" WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
>> ALL RIGHT. 2 FOR 2. Steve: THEN I SAID, ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF?
YOU SAID. . .
A 10. NO NEED TO PLAYING AROUND WITH IT. LOVE ME.
SURVEY SAYS. . .
>> ANOTHER NUMBER ONE. Steve: 10 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. >> YEAH, BABY.
3 FOR 3. Steve: THIS BOY SURE TRYIN' TO SAVE IT. >> I'M GOING FOR IT.
Steve: WE GOT 41 POINTS AWAY, MAN. I SAID, WHAT PART OF CHRISTMAS DO YOU LIKE THE BEST? YOU SAID.
. . FAMILY.
SURVEY SAYS. . .
>> OH, YEAH, BABY! >> BABY, YEAH! Steve: GIFT EXCHANGE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
WE ARE 18 POINTS AWAY FROM THE MONEY. NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU WISH WOULD STOP GROWING? YOU SAID.
. . BELLY.
BOY. . .
YOU GAVE IT HELL UP HERE. >> I TRIED MY BEST. Steve: YOU SURE DID, BUDDY.
SURVEY SAYS. . .
THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS STOMACH. THAT BOY RIGHT THERE. .
. WOW. Steve: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
>> YES, SIR. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION.
WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP? >> 6. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO STOP DOING ONCE YOU START.
>> PASS. Steve: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS. >> PIZZA.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT RETURNS IN THE SPRINGTIME. >> FLOWERS. Steve: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "SPOUSE.
" >> MOUSE. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO STOP DOING. .
. >> SMOKING. Steve: MY MAN.
COME ON, BOY. THAT'S THE MILITARY RIGHT THERE. COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN. COME ON, CARLOS.
TURN AROUND. THAT'S THE UNITED STATES MILITARY--WE MAKE MEN MEN! WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP?
YOU SAID 6. SURVEY SAID-- THAT'S GOOD. I SAID, NAME SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO STOP DOING ONCE YOU START.
YOU SAID SMOKING. SURVEY SAID-- MY MAN. I SAID, NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.
YOU SAID PIZZA. SURVEY SAID-- LOOK AT YOU, BOY. I SAID TO NAME SOMETHING THAT RETURNS IN THE SPRINGTIME.
YOU SAID FLOWERS. SURVEY SAID-- LOOK AT YOU, BOY! I SAID, GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "SPOUSE.
" YOU SAID MOUSE. SURVEY SAID--LOOK AT YOU, BOY! [CHEERING] THREW UP SOME GOOD ANSWERS.
. . ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] Steve: THIS GUY IS NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
>> YOU GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ME? Steve: DO I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU? >> YEAH.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS] Steve: ONCE WE STRAIGHTEN CARLOS' CLOTHES OUT, CARLOS WENT TO WORK! [CHEERING] Steve: YOUR UNCLE GOT 178 POINTS. [CHEERING] Steve: YOU NEED 22 POINTS, AND WE WALK OUT OF HERE WITH TWENTY.
. . >> THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Steve: NOW, THOMAS, THOMAS, THOMAS. I NEED YOU TO FOCUS, MAN, BECAUSE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE HAVE GOTTEN THIS CLOSE BEFORE AND NOT GONE HOME WITH THIS MONEY. SO I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR YOU TO START TRIPPING.
>> YES, SIR. I GOT YOU. Steve: BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE WILL SLAP ALL THE FLAVOR OUT YOUR MOUTH IF HE GET 178 AND WE DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS MONEY, NOW.
I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWER. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND.
. . [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: I'LL SAY "TRY AGAIN," YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER.
IT'S GONNA BE TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. OK? I NEED YOU TO FOCUS, THOMAS.
ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU READY? >> YES, SIR.
Steve: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF CARLOS' ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP? >> 5.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO STOP DOING ONCE YOU START. >> SMOKING. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> DRINKING. Steve: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS. >> PIZZA.
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> PASS. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT RETURNS IN THE SPRINGTIME.
>> FLOWERS. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> BIRDS.
Steve: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "SPOUSE. " >> MOUSE. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> HOUSE. Steve: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS. >> UH.
. . Steve: YOU ALL RIGHT.
WE NEED 22 POINTS, TEAM. I SAID, WE ASKED 100 WOMEN: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP? YOU SAID 5.
SURVEY SAID-- ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] [CROWD CHEERING] Steve: CARLOS GAVE EVERY NUMBER ONE: SMOKING, PIZZA, FLOWER. MOUSE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. THEN WE ASKED 100 WOMEN: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW GOOD DO YOU LOOK WITHOUT MAKEUP?
THOMAS CAME OUT HERE AND SAID 5--THAT WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY FEUD. THAT'S HOW YOU WIN MONEY, MAN.
>> $20,000! WOO! Steve: ALL RIGHT.
>> HA HA! Steve: YOU HOLLER LIKE YOU WANT THE MONEY, THAT'S FOR SURE. >> I DO!
I DO! Steve: I KNOW. I CAN FEEL IT.
WELL, LET'S WIN IT, THEN. LET'S GO. YOU READY?
>> YES. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION.
WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A SPOON, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT USE TO STIR THEIR COFFEE. >> A STIRRER. Steve: NAME THE AGE WHEN A BOY BECOMES A MAN.
>> 18. Steve: NAME SOMETHING GUESTS DO AT A WEDDING RECEPTION. >> DANCE.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT BUZZES. >> PASS. Steve: NAME A TYPE OF NUT PEOPLE SERVE AT PARTIES.
>> WALNUT. Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT BUZZES. >> A BELL.
Steve: OH, YEAH. COOL. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, DARLING. LET'S SEE HOW WE DID. I SAID WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A SPOON, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT USE TO STIR THEIR COFFEE.
YOU SAID. . .
A STIR. SURVEY SAID. .
. OK. NAME THE AGE WHEN A BOY BECOMES A MAN.
YOU SAID. . .
18. SURVEY SAID. .
. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. NAME SOMETHING GUESTS DO AT A WEDDING RECEPTION.
YOU SAID. . .
THEY DANCE. SURVEY SAID. .
. OH, YEAH. NAME SOMETHING THAT BUZZES.
YOU SAID. . .
A BELL. SURVEY SAID. .
. WOW. WOW.
I SAID NAME A TYPE OF NUT PEOPLE SERVE AT PARTIES. YOU SAID. .
. WALNUT. SURVEY SAID.
. . THAT'S OK.
YOU GOT A GOOD PLAY. ALL RIGHT, WE GONNA GET THIS THING TO THE. .
. SLOW DOWN, SLIM. BOY, HE RUN, SLIM, DON'T HE?
HE RUN LIKE A LITTLE--COME OUT HERE LIKE A LITTLE NUMBER 2 PENCIL. ALL RIGHT, SUGAR, WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO, MAN. I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.
TALIAH PUT UP 87 POINTS. YOU NEED 113. THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH FOR YOU .
YOU'RE A GOOD PLAYER, MAN. YOU'RE A GOOD PLAYER. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS.
YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. [BUZZ BUZZ] I'LL SAY TRY AGAIN.
YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY?
>> YES, SIR. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF TALIAH'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A SPOON, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT USE TO STIR THEIR COFFEE. >> A FORK.
Steve: NAME THE AGE WHEN A BOY BECOMES A MAN. >> 21. Steve: NAME SOMETHING GUESTS DO AT A WEDDING RECEPTION.
>> DANCE. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> EAT.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT BUZZES. >> BUZZER. Steve: NAME A TYPE OF NUT PEOPLE SERVE AT PARTIES.
>> CASHEW. Steve: GOT A CHANCE, BOY. SLIM, YOU GOT A CHANCE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, D, LET'S TAKE A SHOT AT IT. I SAID WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A SPOON, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT USE TO STIR THEIR COFFEE. YOU SAID.
. . A FORK.
THAT'S AMAZING. I DO IT ALL THE TIME. SURVEY SAID.
. . NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS A KNIFE.
A KNIFE. NAME THE AGE WHEN A BOY BECOMES A MAN. YOU SAID.
. . 21.
SURVEY SAID. . .
18 WAS THE NUMBER 1 ANSWER. I SAID NAME SOMETHING GUESTS DO AT A WEDDING RECEPTION. YOU SAID.
. . THEY EAT.
SURVEY SAID. . .
YEAH, THEY DO. >> WOO! Steve: DANCE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
I SAID NAME SOMETHING THAT BUZZES. YOU SAID. .
. A BUZZER. COME ON.
SURVEY SAID. . .
NUMBER 1 ANSWER WAS A BEE. >> A BEE. YEAH.
Steve: BEE. 41 POINTS. I SAID NAME A TYPE OF NUT PEOPLE SERVE AT PARTIES.
YOU SAID. . .
CASHEW. WE NEED 41 POINTS. SURVEY SAID.
. . ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] [CHEERING] Steve: CASHEW--CASHEW WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. Steve: ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU READY?
>> YES, SIR. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION.
EVEN IF YOU NEEDED MONEY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING OF YOURS YOU'D NEVER SELL? >> HOUSE. Steve: AT WHAT AGE DO KIDS START CARING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE?
>> 15. Steve: NAME A GAME YOU PLAY IN A SWIMMING POOL. >> MARCO POLO.
Steve: NAME SOMEPLACE WHERE PEOPLE DROP THINGS OFF. >> FEDEX. Steve: NAME A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH.
>> MEXICO. Steve: MY MAN. COME ON, SONNY.
ALL RIGHT, I SAID EVEN IF YOU NEEDED MONEY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING OF YOURS YOU'D NEVER SELL? YOU SAID YOUR HOUSE. SURVEY SAID.
. . IT'S OK.
AT WHAT AGE DO KIDS START CARING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE? YOU SAID 15. SURVEY SAID.
. . [BUZZER] I SAID NAME A GAME YOU PLAY IN A SWIMMING POOL.
YOU SAID MARCO POLO. SURVEY SAID. .
. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. NAME SOMETHING WHERE PEOPLE DROP THINGS OFF.
YOU SAID FEDEX. SURVEY SAID. .
. WOW. GOOD SHOT, BABY.
I SAID NAME A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH. YOU SAID. .
. MEXICO. SURVEY SAID.
. . MY MAN.
>> YES, SIR! YES, SIR! YES, SIR!
Steve: THE WAY YOU GOT THERE--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. >> WHOO! Steve: WHERE THE HELL WAS YOUR BROTHER GOING?
UNBELIEVABLY, HE GOT 130 POINTS. [APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. . .
[BUZZER] I'LL SAY TRY AGAIN. YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
YOU READY? >> YES, SIR. Steve: ALL RIGHT, MAN.
LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF SONNY'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION.
LET'S WIN THIS MONEY, B. EVEN IF YOU NEEDED MONEY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING OF YOURS YOU'D NEVER SELL? >> RING.
Steve: AT WHAT AGE DO KIDS START CARING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE? >> 13. Steve: NAME A GAME YOU PLAY IN A SWIMMING POOL.
>> MARCO POLO. Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> SHARKS.
Steve: NAME SOMEPLACE WHERE PEOPLE DROP THINGS OFF. >> MAIL BOX--POST OFFICE. UPS.
PASS. PASS. Steve: NAME A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH.
>> MEXICO. Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> SPAIN.
Steve: NAME SOMEPLACE YOU DROP THINGS OFF. [BUZZER] >> CHARITY. Steve: LET'S GO, MAN.
LET'S GO. WE NEED 70 POINTS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT WE DO.
I SAID EVEN IF YOU NEEDED MONEY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING OF YOURS YOU'D NEVER SELL. YOU SAID. .
. A RING. SURVEY SAID.
. . WOW.
MY BODY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. MY BODY. YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH?
>> NO, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT. Steve: HOW MUCH? I SAID, AT WHAT AGE DO KIDS START CARING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE?
YOU SAID 13. SURVEY SAID. .
. [CHEERING] 13 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. I SAID NAME A GAME YOU PLAY IN A SWIMMING POOL.
YOU SAID SHARK. SURVEY SAID. .
. [BUZZER] MARCO POLO WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. I SAID NAME SOMEPLACE WHERE PEOPLE DROP THINGS OFF.
YOU SAID. . .
[BUZZER] WE ARE 26 POINTS AWAY. I SAID NAME A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH. YOU SAID.
. . SPAIN.
YOU NEED 26 PEOPLE TO GO WITH YOU, B. SURVEY SAID. .
. OH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS MEXICO.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY WON THIS MONEY. TWO-DAY TOTAL, $20,800. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT. Steve: WHOO WHOO! >> WHOO WHOO WHOO!
Steve: 562, BABY! YEAH! >> YOU GOT IT, FOR THE 562.
Steve: OK, YOU READY? >> OK, I'M READY AS I'LL EVER BE. Steve: OK, 20 SEC-- >> ALL RIGHT.
Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU TRUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?
>> HUH. 5. Steve: NAME THE HEAVIEST ORGAN IN THE HUMAN BODY.
>> THE HEART. Steve: GIVE ME A WORD OR PHRASE THAT CONTAINS THE WORD "SNOW. " >> SNOWBALL.
Steve: NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. >> MESSY. Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE ADOPT.
>> CHILDREN. Steve: WOW, CINDY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
LET'S GO, CINDY. ALL RIGHT. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU TRUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?
SHE SAID. . .
5. SURVEY SAID. .
. THAT'S GOOD. I SAID NAME THE HEAVIEST ORGAN IN THE HUMAN BODY.
YOU SAID. . .
THE HEART. SURVEY SAID. .
. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SAID GIVE ME A WORD OR PHRASE THAT CONTAINS THE WORD "SNOW.
" YOU SAID. . .
SNOWBALL. SURVEY SAID. .
. THAT'S GOOD. NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE.
YOU SAID. . .
MESSY. SURVEY SAID. .
. THEN I SAID NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE ADOPT. YOU SAID.
. . CHILDREN.
SURVEY SAID. . .
WOW! WOW! LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
LET'S CLEAR THE BOARD, BRING OUT MATT. YOU GOT IT, MAN. YOU OK, MAN?
>> YEAH, MAN. Steve: UM, THAT'S YOUR MOM? >> YEAH.
Steve: MAMA CAME OUT HERE AND PUT UP 112 POINTS, BUDDY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> KILLED IT. Steve: ALL RIGHT.
MATT, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND.
[BUZZ BUZZ] I'LL SAY, "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER, OK? IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY?
>> GOT IT. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF CINDY'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. COME ON, MATT. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU TRUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?
>> 6. Steve: NAME THE HEAVIEST ORGAN IN THE HUMAN BODY. >> HEART.
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> LUNGS. Steve: GIVE ME A WORD OR PHRASE THAT CONTAINS THE WORD "SNOW.
" >> SNOWMAN. Steve: NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. >> IT'S TOO SMALL.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE ADOPT. >> KIDS. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> DOG. Steve: LET'S GO. MATT, HERE WE ARE AGAIN, EBONY AND IVORY, GOING FOR THIS MONEY, MAN.
LET'S GO, BABY. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU TRUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT? YOU SAID.
. . 6.
SURVEY SAID. . .
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS TWO. TWO WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. [LAUGHTER] NAME THE HEAVIEST ORGAN IN THE HUMAN BODY.
YOU SAID. . .
LUNGS. SURVEY SAID. .
. NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS HEART. HEART WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
I SAID GIVE ME A WORD OR PHRASE THAT CONTAINS THE WORD "SNOW. " YOU SAID. .
. SNOWMAN. SURVEY SAID.
. . NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS SNOWFLAKE.
I SAID NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. YOU SAID. .
. IT'S TOO SMALL. SURVEY SAID.
. . [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TOO SMALL WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
WE NEED 31 POINTS, MAN. I SAID NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE ADOPT. YOU SAID.
. . DOGS.
IF WE COULD GET 31 PEOPLE TO AGREE, WE'RE GOING HOME WITH THE MONEY. SURVEY SAID. .
. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HA HA! I LIKE THAT, MAN.
CHILDREN WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WAY TO GO. >> AMAZING.
THIS IS SO GREAT. Steve: WHOO WHOO! WHOO WHOO!
IN THE 562! WHOO WHOO! GANGSTAS IN THE BUILDING!
YEAH! Steve: COME ON, MOREHOUSE MAN. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
YOU READY? 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. TELL ME, OUT OF 10 BLIND DATES, HOW MANY ARE WINNERS?
>> ONE. Steve: NAME A FOOD ITEM YOU BUY THE MOST OF DURING THE MONTH. >> MILK.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR TILL IT FALLS APART. >> SHOES. Steve: NAME SOMETHING YOU'D SEE IN A SKI LODGE.
>> SKIS. Steve: NAME SOMETHING A PARENT TAKES AWAY FROM A TEENAGER AS PUNISHMENT. >> CELL PHONE.
Steve: TOO GOOD, MAN. LIKES THIS BOY RIGHT HERE! [TAMIR LAUGHING] Steve: THIS BOY RIGHT HERE!
BOY! SPIN YOUR YOUNG BEHIND AROUND HERE. LIKE A MOREHOUSE MAN!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS, BOY. COME OVER HERE, MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT. Steve: I SAID, TELL ME, OUT OF 10 BLIND DATES, HOW MANY ARE WINNERS? YOU SAID ONE.
SURVEY SAID. . .
I SAID, NAME A FOOD ITEM YOU BUY THE MOST OF DURING THE MONTH. YOU SAID MILK. SURVEY SAID.
. . I SAID, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR TILL IT FALLS APART.
YOU SAID SHOES. SURVEY SAID. .
. I SAID, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D SEE IN A SKI LODGE. YOU SAID SKIS.
SURVEY SAID. . .
>> PLEASE, PLEASE. MORE THAN 30. Steve: I SAID, NAME SOMETHING A PARENT TAKES AWAY FROM A TEENAGER AS PUNISHMENT.
YOU SAID A CELL PHONE. SURVEY SAID. .
. [CROWD CHEERING] ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] Steve: YOU ALL SEE THAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
GET YOU OVER--GET YOU OVER HERE. >> OH, WE GOT IT. Steve: I'VE BEEN HOSTING THIS SHOW FOR TWO YEARS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE. THAT'S THE MOST POINTS I'VE SEEN. [CROWD CHEERING] Steve: THAT'S THE MOST POINTS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN 175 POINTS. YOU NEED 25 POINTS. >> WOW.
Steve: NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME. NOW, I LOVE YOU, MAN. I WANT YOU TO WIN THIS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> YES, SIR. Steve: I WANT YOU TO GET THIS. I WANT YOU TO FOCUS AND PAY ATTENTION.
BE SMART. YOU GOT 25 SECONDS TO GET THIS DONE. BE SMART WITH YOUR ANSWERS, MAN.
COME ON, NOW. I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. . .
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: I'LL SAY "TRY AGAIN. " YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
YOU READY? >> YES. Steve: ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN.
LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF TAMIR'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. OK, TELL ME, OUT OF 10 BLIND DATES, HOW MANY ARE WINNERS?
>> ONE. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> TWO.
Steve: NAME A FOOD ITEM YOU BUY THE MOST OF DURING THE MONTH. >> PASS. Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR TILL IT FALLS APART.
>> SHOES. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> PA--SHIRTS.
Steve: NAME A FOOD ITEM YOU BUY THE MOST OF DURING THE MONTH. >> MILK. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> BREAD. Steve: NAME SOMETHING YOU'D SEE IN A SKI LODGE. >> SKIS.
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> JACKETS. Steve: NAME SOMETHING A PARENT TAKES AWAY FROM A TEENAGER AS A PUNISHMENT.
COME ON. I KIND OF WENT BACK OVER THE OTHER ONE TWICE, BUT LET'S JUST SEE ANYWAY, MAN. YOU'RE FINE?
I HOPE SO, KID. TELL ME, OUT OF 10 BLIND DATES, HOW MANY ARE WINNERS? YOU SAID TWO.
SURVEY SAID. . .
[CROWD CHEERING] Steve: COME ON, HERE. COME ON, BABY. YOU'RE GONNA SAVE ME.
YOU'RE GONNA SAVE ME. ONE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. YOU ARE ONE POINT AWAY-- I CAN'T IMAGINE.
NAME A FOOD ITEM YOU BUY THE MOST OF DURING THE MONTH. YOU SAID--HELL, SOMEBODY GOT TO SAY THAT. SURVEY SAID.
. . ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] Steve: GET UP HERE, JACKSON FAMILY!
[CROWD CHEERING] ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] Steve: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT MOREHOUSE MAN RIGHT THERE, HE HAD THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER ON EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER ALL THE WAY DOWN THE LINE. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT.
ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? >> I'M READY.
Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR.
>> BILLS. Steve: NAME A FOOD KIDS ALWAYS FINISH. >> SPAGHETTI.
Steve: NAME A SPORT WHOSE PLAYERS MIGHT HAVE POT BELLIES. >> FOOTBALL. Steve: NAME SOMETHING CAMPERS MIGHT TAKE WITH THEM FOR EMERGENCIES.
>> FIRST-AID KIT. Steve: WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE OF A TROPHY WIFE? >> 25.
Steve: WOW. THIS GIRL. .
. I ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. YOU SAID.
. . YOUR BILLS.
SURVEY SAID. . .
WOW. I ASKED YOU TO NAME A FOOD THAT KIDS ALWAYS FINISH. YOU SAID.
. . SPAGHETTI.
SURVEY SAID. . .
I SAID, NAME A SPORT WHOSE PLAYERS MIGHT HAVE POT BELLIES. YOU SAID. .
. FOOTBALL PLAYER. SURVEY SAID.
. . I SAID, NAME SOMETHING CAMPERS MIGHT TAKE WITH THEM FOR EMERGENCIES.
YOU SAID. . .
FIRST-AID KIT. SURVEY SAID. .
. THEN I SAID, WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE OF A TROPHY WIFE? YOU SAID.
. . 25.
SURVEY SAID. . .
RAYMOND, THAT'S A BAD GIRL RIGHT THERE. SHE JUST PUT UP 137 POINTS. >> WOW.
LOVE THAT LITTLE GIRL. YEAH. Steve: NOW, RAYMOND, YOU NEED 63 POINTS TO WIN, BUT YOU STILL GOT TO FOCUS, MAN.
COME ON. LET'S TRY TO PACK ON ANOTHER 20 HERE. I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS.
YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND-- [BUZZ BUZZ] I'M GONNA SAY, "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
OK? LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF LILLIAN'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. >> YOUR PROBLEMS.
Steve: NAME A FOOD KIDS ALWAYS FINISH. >> PIZZA. Steve: NAME A SPORT WHOSE PLAYERS MIGHT HAVE POT BELLIES.
>> FOOTBALL. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> WRESTLING.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING CAMPERS MIGHT TAKE WITH THEM FOR EMERGENCIES. >> FLASHLIGHT. Steve: WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE OF A TROPHY WIFE?
>> 35? [DING DING DING] Steve: THAT'S COOL. THAT'LL WORK.
YOU MIGHT GET THERE WITH THAT, MAN. COME ON, BOY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
I SAID, IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. YOU SAID. .
. YOUR PROBLEMS. ME TOO, MAN.
SURVEY SAID. . .
NUMBER ONE ANSWER--YOUR BILLS. I SAID, NAME A FOOD KIDS ALWAYS FINISH. YOU SAID.
. . PIZZA.
SURVEY SAID. . .
NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS ICE CREAM. I SAID, NAME A SPORT WHOSE PLAYERS MIGHT HAVE POT BELLIES. YOU SAID.
. . WRESTLERS.
SURVEY SAID. . .
WRESTLERS AND SUMO WRESTLERS WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWERS. YOU ARE 15 POINTS AWAY FROM THE MONEY, MY MAN. I ASKED YOU NAME SOMETHING CAMPERS MIGHT TAKE WITH THEM FOR EMERGENCIES.
YOU SAID. . .
FLASHLIGHT. SURVEY SAID. .
. DO IT. THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS 25.
I'M GONNA HOLD YOU. I'M GONNA. .
. Steve: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? >> I'M READY.
Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE POLLED 100 MEN: NAME A PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY SHE ENJOYS HAVING KISSED.
>> HER LIPS. Steve: WHICH PROFESSIONAL SPORT HAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS? >> HOCKEY.
Steve: TELL ME HOW LONG THE TYPICAL CAT NAP LASTS. >> 20 MINUTES. Steve: NAME A DEPARTMENT STORE THAT WOMEN BRAG ABOUT SHOPPING AT.
>> MACY'S. Steve: WHAT DO YOU DO DURING TV COMMERCIALS? >> GO TO THE BATHROOM.
Steve: MY MAN. MY MAN. MY MAN.
THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAY THE GAME, BUDDY. WE POLLED 100 MEN: NAME A PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY SHE ENJOYS HAVING KISSED. YOU SAID ON HER LIPS.
SURVEY SAID--YEAH, MAN. THEN I SAID, WHICH PROFESSIONAL SPORT HAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS? YOU SAID HOCKEY.
SURVEY SAID--THAT'S GOOD, MAN. I SAID TELL ME HOW LONG THE TYPICAL CAT NAP LASTS. YOU SAID 20 MINUTES.
SURVEY SAID--THAT'S GOOD. I SAID NAME A DEPARTMENT STORE THAT WOMEN BRAG ABOUT SHOPPING AT. YOU SAID MACY'S.
SURVEY SAID--YOU BETTER KNOW IT, BUDDY. WOW. WOW.
AND I SAID, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING TV COMMERCIALS? YOU SAID YOU GO TO BATHROOM. SURVEY SAID-- THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAY THE GAME, BUDDY.
NOW YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE. THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT, FOLKS. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] Steve: LEANNE, HE WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST TIME.
>> GREAT! Steve: HE GOT 104 POINTS. YOU NEED 96 POINTS TO WIN.
IF A PARTNER GETS IT HALFWAY THERE, THAT'S VERY FAIR. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. . .
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: I'LL SAY "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS, OK? ARE YOU READY?
>> YES. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF DAVID'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE POLLED 100 MEN: NAME A PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY SHE ENJOYS HAVING KISSED. >> BREASTS.
Steve: WHICH PROFESSIONAL SPORT HAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS? >> FOOTBALL. Steve: TELL ME HOW LONG THE TYPICAL CAT NAP LASTS.
>> 30 MINUTES. Steve: NAME A DEPARTMENT STORE THAT WOMEN BRAG ABOUT SHOPPING AT. >> BERGDORF GOODMAN.
Steve: WHAT DO YOU DO DURING TV COMMERCIALS? >> GO TO THE BATHROOM. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> GET SOMETHING TO EAT. Steve: WOW! COME ON, LADY.
COME ON, LEANNE. YOU PLAYED THE GAME GOOD, LEANNE. LET'S SEE HOW WE WORK.
I SAID WE POLLED 100 MEN. I SAID NAME A PART OF A. .
. [LAUGHTER] Steve: NAME A PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY SHE ENJOYS HAVING KISSED. YOU TRIPPED OUT EVERYBODY ON DAYTIME TV.
YOU RIPPED US UP. YOU SAID HER BREASTS! BACK AT THE JOB, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
SURVEY SAID-- >> YEAH! Steve: LIPS AND NECK WAS TIED FOR THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. THEN I SAID, WHICH PROFESSIONAL SPORT HAS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FANS?
YOU SAID FOOTBALL. SURVEY SAID-- >> YEAH! Steve: FOOTBALL WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
TELL ME HOW LONG THE TYPICAL CAT NAP LASTS. YOU SAID 30 MINUTES. SURVEY SAID-- [CHEERING] Steve: 30 MINUTES WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
YOU ARE 30 POINTS AWAY FROM THE PROMISED LAND. I SAID TO NAME A DEPARTMENT STORE THAT WOMEN BRAG ABOUT SHOPPING AT. YOU SAID BERGDORF GOODMAN.
SURVEY SAID-- MACY'S WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. BERGDORF GOODMAN COST A LOT OF MONEY. >> SO THEY BRAG.
Steve: I KNOW--MY WIFE IS THERE NOW. YOU'RE 28 POINTS AWAY. I SAID, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING TV COMMERCIALS?
YOU SAID-- YOU EAT. SURVEY SAID. .
. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: THAT'S THE WAY TO PLAY THE GAME, BABY! THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS GO GET FOOD OR DRINKS.
FOOD OR DRINKS WAS NUMBER ONE. CONGRATULATIONS! Steve: YOU READY?
>> THAT'S RIGHT. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION.
WE ASKED 100 SINGLE GUYS: TELL ME HOW MANY DAYS YOU TYPICALLY WAIT BEFORE CALLING A GIRL WHO GAVE YOU HER NUMBER. >> 2. Steve: NAME A STATE THAT'S FAMOUS FOR ITS BEACHES.
>> FLORIDA. Steve: NAME A FAMOUS CHARLIE. >> CHARLIE SHEEN.
Steve: NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY YOU WISH YOU COULD IRON LIKE YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES. >> ABS. Steve: WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK DO YOU USUALLY OVEREAT?
>> SUNDAY. Steve: MY MAN. [APPLAUSE] Steve: HERE WE GO.
WE ASKED 100 SINGLE GUYS: TELL ME HOW MANY DAYS YOU TYPICALLY WAIT BEFORE CALLING A GIRL WHO GAVE YOU HER NUMBER. YOU SAID 2. SURVEY SAID-- I SAID TO NAME A STATE THAT'S FAMOUS FOR ITS BEACHES.
YOU SAID FLORIDA. SURVEY SAID-- I SAID NAME A FAMOUS CHARLIE. YOU SAID SHEEN.
SURVEY SAID-- I SAID TO NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY YOU WISH YOU COULD IRON LIKE YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES. YOU SAID ABS. SURVEY SAID-- HA HA HA!
I SAID, WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK DO YOU USUALLY OVEREAT? YOU SAID SUNDAY. SURVEY SAID-- WOW!
THAT'S THE WAY TO PLAY THIS GAME, MAN. I LIKE THIS BOY RIGHT HERE. ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] Steve: DAVE?
YOUR COUSIN TOM CAN PLAY THIS GAME, PARTNER. >> OH, YEAH. Steve: HE PUT UP 165 POINTS.
>> YES, TOMMY! Steve: 35 POINTS, MAN. >> 35 POINTS.
ALL RIGHT. Steve: I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWER.
IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. . .
[BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: I'LL SAY "TRY AGAIN," YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. OK? IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
>> ALL RIGHT. Steve: YOU READY? >> YES, SIR.
Steve: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF TOM'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
THE CLOCK WILL START AFTER I READ THE FIRST QUESTION. WE ASKED 100 SINGLE GUYS: TELL ME HOW MANY DAYS YOU TYPICALLY WAIT BEFORE CALLING A GIRL WHO GAVE YOU HER NUMBER. >> 7.
Steve: NAME A STATE THAT'S FAMOUS FOR ITS BEACHES. >> FLORIDA. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> HAWAII. Steve: NAME A FAMOUS CHARLIE. >> CHARLIE DANIELS.
Steve: NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY YOU WISH YOU COULD IRON LIKE YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES. >> YOUR ABS. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> MY--MY LEGS. Steve: WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK DO YOU USUALLY OVEREAT? >> SATURDAY.
Steve: MY MAN. COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
LET'S TRY THIS. [APPLAUSE] Steve: OK, LET'S GO, MAN. WE ASKED 100 SINGLE GUYS: TELL ME HOW MANY DAYS YOU TYPICALLY WAIT BEFORE CALLING A GIRL WHO GAVE YOU HER NUMBER.
YOU SAID 7. YOU'RE A BIG-TIME PLAYER. SURVEY SAID-- NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS 2.
I SAID NAME A STATE THAT'S FAMOUS FOR ITS BEACHES. YOU SAID HAWAII. THEY GOT SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONES I'VE EVER SEEN.
SURVEY SAID-- FLORIDA WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. I SAID NAME A FAMOUS CHARLIE. YOU SAID CHARLIE DANIELS.
SURVEY SAID-- [BUZZER] Audience: OHH. Steve: NUMBER ONE ANSWER, CHARLIE CHAPLIN. I SAID NAME A PART OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD IRON LIKE YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES.
YOU SAID YOUR LEGS. SURVEY SAID-- FACE. FACE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
WE ARE 17 POINTS AWAY FROM $20,000. I SAID, WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK DO YOU USUALLY OVEREAT? YOU SAID SATURDAY.
WE NEED 17 PEOPLE TO AGREE. SURVEY SAID. .
. OH! MY MAN.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: WAY TO GO. WAY TO GO. THAT'S GOOD.
NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS SUNDAY. SUNDAY WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. THEY DID IT, FOLKS!
THAT'S $20,000. Steve: YOU READY? >> YES.
Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PLACE ON YOUR BODY THAT A DOCTOR MIGHT LOOK IN WITH A LITTLE FLASHLIGHT.
>> BUTT. Steve: TELL ME SOMETHING OLD MacDONALD HAD ON HIS FARM. >> COWS.
Steve: NAME THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING. >> NEW YORK CITY. Steve: NAME THE AGE WHEN A KID IS ALLOWED TO STAY OUT PAST MIDNIGHT.
>> 17. Steve: NAME SOMETHING A WIFE JUST HATES TO SEE HER HUSBAND DOING ON SUNDAY. >> WATCH FOOTBALL.
[BELL RINGS] Steve: WOW. YEAH. COME ON, APRIL.
LET'S GO, DOLL. YOU GOT SOME GOOD ONES. YOU GOT SOME GOOD ONES.
HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PLACE ON YOUR--HA HA! [LAUGHTER] >> A FLASHLIGHT?
[LAUGHTER] Steve: NAME A PLACE ON YOUR BODY THAT A DOCTOR MIGHT LOOK IN WITH A LITTLE FLASHLIGHT. YOU SAID. .
. [LAUGHTER] >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. Steve: APRIL?
[LAUGHTER] I'M 54 YEARS OLD. I'VE BEEN TO THE DOCTOR SO MANY TIMES. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, IF THAT MAN EVER TAKES A FLASHLIGHT AND SHINES IT.
. . ME AND THAT MAN RIGHT THERE, WE'RE GONNA TEAR THAT WHOLE OFFICE UP.
[LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID. . .
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I HOPE MY DOCTOR'S WATCHING THIS. [LAUGHTER] YOU BREAK OUT A FLASHLIGHT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS, HUH? [LAUGHTER] I THEN SAID TELL ME SOMETHING OLD MacDONALD HAD ON HIS FARM.
YOU SAID. . .
SOME COWS. SURVEY SAID. .
. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] THEN I SAID NAME THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING. YOU SAID.
. . NEW YORK CITY.
SURVEY SAID. . .
NAME THE AGE WHEN A KID IS ALLOWED TO STAY OUT PAST MIDNIGHT. YOU SAID. .
. 17. SURVEY SAID.
. . [CHEERING] AND THEN I SAID NAME SOMETHING A WIFE JUST HATES TO SEE HER HUSBAND DOING ON SUNDAY.
YOU SAID. . .
WATCHING FOOTBALL. SURVEY SAID. .
. YEAH. THERE IT IS.
HI, BONITA. >> HI. Steve: APRIL GOT AN UNBELIEVABLE--I DON'T--APRIL GOT 114 POINTS.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NOW, BONITA, YOU NEED 86 TO WIN. >> OK. Steve: I'M GONNA ASK-- I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE EXACT SAME 5 QUESTIONS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU SAY. [LAUGHTER] YOU CANNOT--YOU BETTER NOT DUPLICATE THESE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'LL HEAR THIS SOUND.
. . [BUZZ BUZZ] AND THEN YOU'LL HEAR ME HIT THE FLOOR.
[LAUGHTER] I'M GONNA SAY, "TRY AGAIN," YOU'LL GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER, OK? >> OK. Steve: ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. OK, BONITA? YOU READY?
>> YES, I AM. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF APRIL'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PLACE ON YOUR BODY THAT A DOCTOR MIGHT LOOK IN WITH A LITTLE FLASHLIGHT. >> BUTT.
[BUZZ BUZZ] [LAUGHTER] EAR. [LAUGHTER] Steve: YOU READY? TELL ME SOMETHING OLD MacDONALD HAD ON HIS FARM.
>> CHICKENS. Steve: NAME THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING. >> PASS.
Steve: NAME THE AGE WHEN A KID IS ALLOWED TO STAY OUT PAST MIDNIGHT. >> 18. Steve: NAME SOMETHING A WIFE JUST HATES TO SEE HER HUSBAND DOING ON SUNDAY.
>> SLEEPING. Steve: NAME THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING. >> CANCUN.
[BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] DID YOU SAY IN AMERICA? HA HA HA! Steve: NO, NO, YOU'RE OK.
YOU'RE OK. YOU'RE OK. AH, THIS FIRST ONE.
[LAUGHTER] I SAID WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME A PLACE ON YOUR BODY THAT A DOCTOR MIGHT LOOK IN WITH A LITTLE FLASHLIGHT. YOU SAID AT FIRST THE SAME THING SHE SAID, WHICH COMPLETELY--HOW? THEN YOU CHANGED IT AND YOU SAID.
. . EAR.
SURVEY SAID. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] EAR WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WE'RE 52 POINTS AWAY FROM $20,000.
TELL ME SOMETHING OLD MacDONALD HAD ON HIS FARM. YOU SAID. .
. CHICKENS. SURVEY SAID.
. . [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS PIG.
PIG WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. YOU'RE 32 POINTS AWAY FROM 20,000. NAME THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING.
YOU SAID. . .
CANCUN. SURVEY SAID. .
. [BUZZ] [AUDIENCE GROANS] LAS VEGAS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE ARE STILL 32 POINTS AWAY.
NAME THE AGE WHEN A KID IS ALLOWED TO STAY OUT PAST MIDNIGHT. YOU SAID. .
. 18. SURVEY SAID.
. . [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 18 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
NAME SOMETHING A WIFE JUST HATES TO SEE HER HUSBAND DOING ON SUNDAY. WATCHING TV WAS NUMBER ONE. SHE SAID SLEEPING.
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD.
