oh should I have one more beer or have I had enough that is the question how many did I even have today let me think okay I woke up I had a beer I had some breakfast with a beer and then I did it I did a super intense workout and I rewarded myself with some beer then what did I do oh then I went to the grocery store and and they had a huge sale on beers so I had a beer and then I went for a really nice walk in the park and and
I saw a sign that said no alcohol so I couldn't have a beer unfortunately but then I had a genius idea and I had a beer then I stopped by the local bar to say hi to Pedro and you know I didn't want him drinking alone that would be rude so I had a beer and then I had dinner with penita who was being extremely annoying as usual and so I asked myself oh make this a lot less annoying oh I know a beer so I ordered a beer then we went to the movies because
Benito want to see some like stupid rom-com or whatever so I asked myself you know what would make this movie less shitty oh I know a beer so I told Bonita I had to go to the bathroom but really I went to the bar across the street and I and I had a beer and then I went back to the theater but unfortunately the movie was still shitty then I took a bath to recover from the shitty movie and of course what's a bath without a beer then I went to the doctors but the doctor
was taking forever so I had a beer then I sat down to watch the game and and I cracked open a fresh beer then as I started telling the story to determine whether or not I should have another beer I I went to the fridge and I got a beer and now magically I have a fresh beer wow that's about like 10 beers today holy the crazy part is I don't even feel drunk like I feel [Music]
