Well now, how's it fairing, pal? What's the buzz? Do you have a craving for something spicy?
Something dicey. Dicey? How much are you paying for electricity per month?
Might I interest you in some screwdrivers? >> [music] >> Salutations, sir and or madam. I've got a deal that could blow your socks off.
Nail clippers, wheelchair accessible clocks, THE TAJ MAHAL, the entire concept of golf. Hear you loud and clear there, macaroni. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
Good afternoon. How's life? How's strive?
We're currently running a special on forks that look like spoons. What do you say? What do you say?
>> Not interested. I fear no hell from you. What?
>> What? So, is that a no? I told you I am not interested.
>> Are you [music] sure? Yes. Oh, hopeless.
Hopeless. Hopeless. At this rate, I'll never get that promotion.
What am I doing wrong, huh? Huh? This stuff can't be that bad.
I'm stuck in this little hootenanny doing the same thing day after day after day after day after day after day after day after and nothing to show for it. How long have you been doing this? I can't remember.
Do you enjoy it? You're darn tootin' I do. Sounds like you need a break.
>> [laughter] >> No can do, buckaroo. It would be a sad and terrible day if I ever stopped. Stopped to think, stopped to wonder.
I am serious. I see you strutting around this town every week peddling your garbage. It's never anything these poor people want or need.
Give it a rest. Your feedback is greatly appreciated. That grody little feather [music] freak.
Freak. People love my wares. I just have to keep trying harder and harder and until I explode into a million pieces.
Million pieces. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
>> [laughter] >> OUCH. FUN. IT'S FUN.
IT'S FUN. It's fun.
