sabrina carpenter being unhinged for 12 minutes straight

Who is Sabrina Carpenter? Me. I would have done something  really crazy for the second line,   to get less later.

I'm going to get my [ __ ]  Eight. Oh my god. Eight.

Amelia. We can't say just hot Cheetos. Oh my god.

Oh my god. It's  really really hard. I went to animal communication   school.

Trust me, we like tight. That's that  me espresso. I think you're going to be a big   big star.

I think you are too, Dan. I see big  things for you. People think I'm really short,   but I'm actually super tall.

Actually, I thought  that when you came in, you're like six. Yeah. One.  

I'm like 61. 61. Yeah.

I think you're the perfect  height. 61. told me I can curse backstage and and   and I forgot because usually people are telling  me not to curse.

And so I came out here and it   looks like a church a little bit in here. It  really does, doesn't it? So I was like, "Don't   curse.

The Lord's upon us. " If Isaac Murphy uh I'm  probably going to leave the party. I'm probably   just going to leave with him.

I'm not going  to leave with him. I'm just going to leave at   the same time as him so I can see where he lives  so I can like follow his car. Hey, it's Sabrina   Carpenter.

Why do I Hey, cuz what do I do with my  hands otherwise? Hey guys, it's Sabrina Carpenter. Meow.

Yes. This is me after one shot of tequila. This  is me after two shots of tequila.

This is me   after three shots of tequila. Okay, you're  not in. This is me after a lot of Hey guys,   this is me.

This is actually who I am, but after  11 shots of something that I don't actually know   what the specific name for it is. And I would just  like to say hello and thank you for joining and I   hope you have a great night. Thank you.

God bless.  You revealed on Tik Tok that you did 11 shots of   tequila. Would you say that's too many shots? 

Well, I can tell you what I did lie about. It   was not 11. I was just drunk.

I don't remember how  many I took. Hey, Matt. Hey.

Hey, Matt. Came all   this way. Had to explain.

Direct from Ronaldo.  Matthew's my guy. Said he's not by, but we did   hulk up though.

I would have been really pissed  if I left and I didn't almost cry or want to like   jump off a cliff. I really want to jump off of a  high cliff into water cuz I've never done that.   Why is Sabrina Carpenter genius?

You  tell me. I ask myself every day. No,   I'm kidding.

Did someone actually look that up?  Are you sure? They're bored.

It was a Wednesday.   Skittley datum. She's a lyricist, isn't she?

Um,  when I say blah blah bl that is peak lyricism   trying to behave today and that ruins it. Is  this one like spicy? Are you a flirt?

Do you   Yeah. I don't know if that's helpful to anyone,  but um this is how my makeup looks. I just   finished crying quite a bit.

Food was average, but  the company was great. 4 + 4, me and Amelia ate. It's still there.

It's still there. It's still  there. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my   god.

Life is about balance. And what else gets  you? I lost my I moved in into a new house.

So,   New York City. It's called short and sweet. Notice I didn't call  it short and spicy because I like sweet things   better.

When life gives you lemons, Lady Gaga  makes a dress out of them. The reason why I'm   not using makeup wipes is because Rihanna said we  don't do that anymore. I'm going to I'm going on   tour.

Aren't I supposed to like try one and and  then you put more sauce on it or is that a No,   that's Hot Ones. Oh, [ __ ] Sorry. Who  did Sabrina Carpenter play in Harry   Potter?

Great question. I was wrong. So,  it was a great experience and I like grew   up on that set.

Emma and Daniel, this  is Fat Cat Meow's Revenge. I love cats. You see that intimidation in his eyes?

I'm deep. I'm so deep. Oh my god.

I So tell me  how how did you get into the carpenter family,   Bobo? Somewhere in the world there's a father  and a mother and a father. There's a brother   and a mother.

There's a mother and they trying  to multiply each other. That's literally the   first verse. People are always scared to give me  caffeine.

I don't know why. Those little espresso   things taste cute and I like them. So I was 15  drinking espresso, which says a lot about my   parents or me.

I don't know. Fans yesterday  trying to get me to say pussyo was so wild.   They were like, "Just say it.

Just say it. It's  just it's just [ __ ] with a no. " I was like,   "Okay, then why am I saying it?

" Like, "Oh. "  Oh, burn it. Burn it.

Burn it. Burn it. Burn   it.

Turn it off. Burn it. I'm all alone.

I'm so  scared to be here on my own. You're a superstar,   Dan. I'm blushing.

Look at that. You do  realize after this I'm going to do a hard   wipe of all these videos on the internet. No  one's going to be able to find them.

I know   a guy. I'm always like, "Please. " And you're  like, "Don't worry.

We'll edit it out. Love,   we've got you back. " You don't.

You're not You're  gonna keep all of this. Oh my god. It's still Wow,   that one's so exciting.

Oh my gosh. Like  little tiny like Bina ballerina vibe. Does Serena Carpenter dye her eyebrows?

That's  crazy. Someone look that up cuz they were like,   No. Really bad.

This is the worst tasting thing I've  ever drank. Do we do a chugging contest? Just I win you.

It's so terrifying how  fast you drank that. You're an   icon. You're a legend.

And you are the  moment. Love to play a game of pool. Hi.

What's your sign say? It says  threesome. What?

Oh my gosh. Sorry.   I wouldn't classify myself as a rapper. 

I'm not coming for anyone's careers cuz   you've hung out with you've you've been  on a date, you just don't know it yet. be Adam Drver. Has anyone ever projectile  in front of you?

Never in front of me,   believe it or not. Uh why do you think you  might? No.

No. I just want to make sure that   I'm setting a standard. Yeah.

I'd rather people  be like, "Was that you on Love Island vibes? " Is   there any question you're going to dodge in  this interview? Absolutely.

Which question?   Probably the ones that I don't want to answer.  Having bangs is like raising a child.

I don't   actually know cuz I've never raised a child.  They're probably sweet. That's that me espresso.

Well, saying it out loud just sounds  stupid, guys. Like, when I sing it,   on display just in case I need to cast some  spells real fast. Be careful.

Unfortunately,   they're natural. Yeah, this was the way you  know man upstairs is like this looks good. Damn.

Thank you everybody. I'm going to bring   you everywhere. What's that  say?

I slept with your mom. Oh, sorry. Please, please, please play  espresso.

Please don't make this a trend   because then I have to promote a song  that I recorded when I was 14. Please,   you don't understand your power. Please, please,  please just pick a new song.

Thank you. Does the   person who wrote you wrote Almost Love  about know that it's about them? Um,   she hasn't told me yet.

I haven't. He doesn't  know. You think you're a little young to be   drinking coffee?

I'm from New York, [ __ ]  Caffeine was in my mother's breast milk.   And here's this bald guy winding it up with a  context heavy question that he's going to land.   I was 6 years old and I wore it in my school  talent show and I liked it because it was a   crop top and I felt edgy at six.

I'm going  to start lying now just cuz I want to test   it. I want to feel something. Okay, my lips  are actually like Are they bigger?

They got   a nice plump. Almost plump. Pop hit.

Pop  quiz. Actually, now that I'm realizing it,   it bothers me that I say pop twice. I'm  going to change the song.

I think I'm   going to unrelease it and try one more  time. Maybe not. Can I sing for you?

Go.   period. She's the voice of Bart Simpson.

Don't  know if you ever heard of him. Guys,   I'm not going to lie. It's not looking good for  us.

And then the other one was When I Turn him on,   that dick is doubling. Have I lied yet?  Not yet.

Lit. So, what shampoo do you   use? Why do you need to know?

Part of the  spectacle. What would I like to drink? Um,   let's do this one.

I have to stand on my  tiptoes cuz I can't reach my sink. Fun fact,   I have not slid into anyone's DMs.  I just want to let you know that.  

I know you didn't even ask me that question. I  just gave you a free one. What the Yo, holy no.

Oh   my god, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh  my god. Myin going slow.

Yeah, I forgot that one   on purpose. I think I can tell by your personality  that mommy didn't give you enough attention or you   Why? You getting an idea or something?

No,   I'm just You signed a waiver. That's  ironclad. All right, Sabrina.

Oh my god. Who did Sabrina Carpenter play in Harry  Potter? Great question.

I was Ron.